Friday Funny

Thanks to Dan for this. I now know I’m Mad Scientist Barbie. You know the one who brings on the apocalypse:D And if you’re a guy, you could be Apocalypse Ken. I don’t discriminate.


– You Might be Apocalypse Barbie if…..

  1. You’ve ever uttered the words “Does this plate carrier make my butt look fat?”
  2. You have combat boot in multiple patterns and colors.
  3. You’ve ever received body armor for Christmas… and were excited.
  4. Your iphone has a Magpul protective case.
  5. You require the pattern on your magazine pouches to match the Duracoat on your weapon.
  6. You refuse to mix woodland camouflage with multicam.
  7. You wear R.A.T. boots and F.R.O.G. blouses.
  8. You really wish Infidel Body Armor would make contoured plates for a woman’s shape.
  9. You actually think your combat boots look great with your long skirts.
  10. You’ve ever put your hair in a french braid so that your MICH helmet fits.
  11. Your son has ever uttered the words “My mom wears combat boots”.
  12. You extol the virtues of “group standard” weapons to your girlfriends.
  13. Your local gas station owner seeks your advice when trying to determine whether to buy an AR or an AK.
  14. You have shemaghs to match all of your camo patterns.
  15. You hunt deer with a Steyr SSG.
  16. You’ve ever used the helmet light on your MICH helmet to find lost socks in the dark.

About Linda Andrews

Linda Andrews lives with her husband and three children in Phoenix, Arizona. When she announced to her family that her paranormal romance was to be published, her sister pronounce: "What else would she write? She’s never been normal." All kidding aside, writing has become a surprising passion. So just how did a scientist start to write paranormal romances? What other option is there when you’re married to romantic man and live in a haunted house? If you’ve enjoyed her stories or want to share your own paranormal experience feel free to email the author at She’d love to hear from you.
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