Goodbye 2020

Thanks to my sister, Beth, who forwarded this along after stealing it from a facebook post.

Here are 12 things to consider as we get closer to closing the door on one of the most horrible years of our lifetime:   
1.     The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner. 
2.     I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone.  He asked me what I was wearing. 
3.     2019:  Stay away from negative people.  2020:  Stay away from positive people. 
4.     The world has turned upside down.  Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors! 
5.     This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog.  It was obvious she thought her dog understood her.  I came into my house & told my cat.  We laughed a lot. 
6.     Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit.  Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom. 
7.     Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands? 
8.     This virus has done what no woman has been able to do.  Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home! 
9.     I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are! 
10.    I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator. 
11.    I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard.  I’m getting tired of the Living Room. 
12.    Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & ask for money. 
Here’s hoping for a Happier New Year! 
Feel free to copy and paste, we did.

About Linda Andrews

Linda Andrews lives with her husband and three children in Phoenix, Arizona. When she announced to her family that her paranormal romance was to be published, her sister pronounce: "What else would she write? She’s never been normal." All kidding aside, writing has become a surprising passion. So just how did a scientist start to write paranormal romances? What other option is there when you’re married to romantic man and live in a haunted house? If you’ve enjoyed her stories or want to share your own paranormal experience feel free to email the author at www.lindaandrews.net She’d love to hear from you.
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