A Time for Us, Paranormal Romance, Chapter 1

ATimeForUsChapter 1

My lover is coming.

Perched on the stool atop the oriental rug, Anysia Willot froze, her fingers tight on the key of the clockwork toy. The pressed metal couple twirled one last time before the waltz ended on a tinny ping. Holding her breath, she waited a second. Two. In the clock tower two stories above, the gears, cams, and going trains of the tower clock rattled like a persistent heartbeat. She bit her lip.

Had she imagined that zing of electricity? That sparkle of freshness?

Her attention flew around the tiny workroom off her bedroom, taking in the paint chipped off the horses of the wind-up carousel on the warped wooden workbench under the window. Sunlight fractured on the frost snowflaking across the wavy poured-glass panes and sent rainbows onto the rusting bodies of Pierrot and Pierrette. The wheel of one faded Tin Lizzy lay against a strip of wallpaper peeling in a corkscrew curl.

She sighed and wilted atop the wobbly seat.

The same decay. The same emptiness. The same every day. And there had been so many days since she’d left the nothingness to be in the real world again.

Carefully setting the waltzing couple on the workbench, she leaned forward to grasp the crown key of the clockwork Ferris wheel. The handle popped off, causing the white pressed-tin framework to wobble. The tricolored flag of France plinked onto the warped surface.

The air glittered with magic. As time reversed, the flag rose from the bench and returned to the top of the Ferris wheel. The dented lattice straightened. The wallpaper rolled back up onto the wall and brightened to stark white instead of the dingy yellow of a moment ago.

A smile pressed so hard into Nysia’s cheeks her face ached. But it was a good ache, a delightful ache. Her lover was coming. To see her.

The clockwork toys brightened to new, their parts reassembling as time scrolled backward. She pinched her cheeks to add color and slid off the stool.

She dug her toes into the bright-green, cream, and red geometric patterns of the carpet through her woolen stockings and finger-combed her hair. Her ebony curls bounced back and brushed her cheeks. Zut alors! Why must her hair always be a bother? She glanced at the oil-stained handkerchief then dismissed the idea of covering the unruly mass. Eliot had said he liked her short curls.

But that had been so long ago.

How many winters had she watched frost ice the landscape? How many harvests had she watched from her window under the clock tower? How many had she missed trapped in the nothingness. Clouds fogged her memory, and an ache pulsed between her temples.

“Nysia, ma chérie.

The deep baritone rumbled through the workroom. Her heart fluttered in her breast. Happiness carried her weight as smoothing her black velvet dress, she scampered into her bedroom. White lace curtains filtered the wintry sunshine. Ivory enamel gleamed on the iron bedstead. Wrenches and a hammer lay on her mahogany nightstand. Where was he? Where…? Her breath lodged in her throat.

Eliot Bontemps propped a hip against the gleaming wardrobe. Not a speck of dust marred his horizon-blue French Army uniform. He held his Adrian helmet in his hands, and golden curls caressed his oval head. Broad shoulders filled out his trench coat, and puttees emphasized his muscular calves. He breathed on the crossed cannons insignia of the artillery unit on his helmet then polished the brass with his sleeve.

He was so handsome. And he was hers! Forever.

“Eliot,” she breathed. Instead of embracing him, she clasped her hands to her chest, half afraid he’d disappear into the ether.

He spun on the heel of his polished boot.

“But, of course, Nysia. How many other gentlemen do you entertain in your bedroom?”

Heat sprinkled her cheeks, and her attention slid to the bed. They had spent one wondrous hour together before he’d left for the front. Her body tingled as the memories poured through her.

“I had imagined a different reunion for us.” Tossing his hat onto the nightstand, Eliot opened his arms wide.

A wrench clattered to the hardwood floor. She didn’t care. Her job no longer mattered. Eliot was here. Finally.

She dashed in front of the bedstead on tiptoes. A hot tear streaked her cheek. She fell against his strong chest, and his arms banded her torso. She turned her face to his, mouth open for his kiss.

His lips slanted against her mouth, cool, yet firm. His tongue danced with hers.

Gone were the heat and tang of black coffee. Even the tingles racing across her skin seemed muted. Yet, she always expected…different. Silly, of course. He was dead, while she remained trapped in boundless time, between life and death.

The nothingness.

A shudder rippled through her, and she pulled away. Why must she always ruin their precious time together?

“I’ve missed you.”

He suckled her exposed neck, and his tongue flicked over her pulse. His fingers stroked her back, trailing down to the edge of her corset. Backing her toward the bed, he teased the strap of her chemise through her dress.

“Tell me how you imagined our reunion would unfold.”

Heat shimmered through her. Not the inferno of before, more like a banked fire on a wintery night. Still, so necessary for her existence.

“I imagined you…” She hooked her fingers through his equipment belt and tugged him toward the bed. “And me…” She worked the buckle free. His trousers dropped low on his hips. “…warming my bed.”

The feather tick mattress scratched the back of her legs. Rising on her toes, she kissed his jaw. The skin was pliable yet cold. She would warm him up. And he…

He would make her feel alive again.

Eliot cupped her shoulder blades.

“And did you imagine a stranger next door?” His words were vapor in her ear. “Hearing your every moan of pleasure?”

Fear cooled her passion. Her numb fingers released the lapels of his greatcoat, and her hips evaded the grind of his.

Oh, la vache, c’est vrai?

Oui, ma chérie. It’s true.” He clucked her under her chin. A soft smile played with his lips.

They had so little time together as it was. She stomped her foot before gripping his greatcoat again.

“I don’t care.”

One yank, and he stumbled against her. He tugged playfully on her curls.

“Don’t you? I’ve heard you cry because the villagers whisper about the bad ghost in the clock tower. I see how you cringe when the older boys rush inside and shout insults at you on a dare.”

Of late, more girls had braved her home. Their taunts stung deeper than the boys’. They always had. Tears prickled her nose, and she rested her head against Eliot’s chest. She heard no reassuring heartbeat.

“They were not nice to me when I walked among them. Why would I expect them to be nice to me now?”

And why do I always respond to their taunts?

Eliot pressed a kiss into her forehead.

“Ah, mon petit chou, I know what softness lies under your brave façade.”

Nysia slid out of his arms and plopped onto her bed. The soft feather tick sighed around her bottom as the cast iron bedstead squeaked from her weight. Digging her fingers into the blue-and-yellow coverlet, she glanced at her lover.

“Shall I chase the boy away?”

Inside, she cringed at the thought of revealing herself. Few had seen her since she’d passed into the nothingness. She preferred it that way.

“Ah, but this is not a boy.” Eliot turned toward the door of her grandfather’s old bedroom.

Pépère had died before she had crossed. What right did someone have to use his bed? Her fingernails dug into her palms. Jerky strides carried her toward the room. She would chase away the interloper.

The glass knob was icy against her palm. She twisted it and yanked open the door. A floorboard creaked, but the door hinges remained mute.

A quilt in reds, greens, and white covered the heap in Pépère’s bed. Chubby Santa Clauses adorned midnight-blue socks hanging over the footboard. Nysia slowed her brisk strides. He was a big man. A very big man. Would he be frightened of ghosts?

With a snort, the interloper rolled onto his back. Long black hair fanned over the blue cotton pillowcase. His hand rested palm-up near the edge of the pillow. Muscle played under the white sleeve of his longjohns. Calluses dotted the pads of his fingers, and a pink line from a cut bisected his palm.

A workingman’s hands. Workingmen weren’t that easily duped. Her heart raced inside her chest, and her breath came in short bursts. A workingman definitely wouldn’t fear a ghost who bumped into walls.

And she would. She’d always been clumsy, except when it came to the clock and her toys. The jig would be up when she yelped in pain.

Because Eliot’s return made her as substantial as every living soul beyond the clocktower and its yard.

Hugging her waist, she backed away from the interloper. A wall of soft muscle prevented her retreat. Eliot set his hands on her back and pushed her toward the stranger.

She shook her head.

“Let me leave.”

“You must face this. Face him.”

Despite her squirming, Nysia couldn’t break Eliot’s hold. Her shoulders sagged in defeat and she stopped resisting.

“Why? Why must I face him?”

A water stain spread across the ceiling. Paint appeared on the wood paneling then slowly blistered and flaked off. The washstand dissolved in the slow burn of decay. Her lover was leaving her again.

Leaving her alone.

With a stranger.

She grasped for Eliot’s hand but found only her own shoulder. Her heart constricted.

“He is here to fix the clock.”

Eliot’s words were an arctic blast. Her ear needled from the cold. The grind of the gears in the clock tower nearly shattered her skin.

“Fix the clock?”

Her teeth chattered. Her job had been to keep the clock ticking. The Willots had always kept the clock ticking for Chronos, the god of time, and made certain the past, present, and future remained separate. She’d inherited the duty from her grandfather, and his father, and his father before him. Others like this black-haired man had come and gone since she moved into the nothingness. She’d resented each and every one.

Had rejoiced at their leaving.

Since the last clock man had departed a while ago, she’d been determined to let the clock wind down. To stop time. Just for a second. So she could die and spend eternity with Eliot.

But Chronos had prevented her. After the last sabotage attempt, she’d been banned from touching the clockworks. With winter’s breath fogging the window, December 31st had to be close.

Straightening, she glared at the interloper in the bed. He kept her from her lover.

“What do you want me to do?”

“Seduce him.”

Pain spiked her heart. Eliot would ask her to be with another? Her knees shook. What about his vows of eternal fidelity? He’d sworn to be faithful to her, as he expected her to be to him.

“But you—“

Plaster dusted the floorboards as a crack traveled from the foundation and reached the ceiling. Eliot disappeared, leaving only a chilly imprint.

“You must, ma chérie. It is the only way for us to be together.”

His voice faded just as he did.

But she remained in the world. Trapped.

Nysia pressed her fist against her chest. Her gaze pinned to the man on the bed, she backed out of the room. She must seduce him. But how? She’d never seduced anyone in her life. Eliot had taken the lead in their courtship—she’d been too interested in gears, cams, and drive trains.

She shut the door and locked it.

Still, seduction couldn’t be too hard. She’d observed enough of the village girls flirt with the soldiers passing through.

And she was French down to her sabots. Too bad termites had devoured her wooden shoes ages ago.

 

Jay Dugan winced at the hammering inside his head. By Kringle, he hadn’t had that much eggnog last night, had he?

He cast his memory back to the night before. Two glasses with dessert, but the eggnog hadn’t been spiked then. His four brothers had waited until their children were put to bed before adding the brandy.

And then he’d had three—no, four cups. Tiny cups, but they made his mother’s gingerbread men taste so much better. Sugar cookies, but he had a hangover!

He folded the feather pillow around his head like a skull tortilla. The pounding intensified.

Jay gritted his teeth. Nice job, dipped cookie. Showing up sick on the first day of the new job is bound to make an impression. All of it bad.

He growled then massaged a hand down his face. He’d best start sobering up now. He still had a bit of packing to do before he found the magic portal to take him to Saint Sylvestre, France.

Shoving aside his brand new Christmas quilt, he swung his legs over the side. So far so good. His stomach wasn’t trying to turn itself inside out. Maybe his hangover wouldn’t be so bad. Cold leached the heat from the soles of his feet despite his Santa Claus socks. Great. He’d apparently forgotten to set the timer for the pellet stove. He’d give up eggnog for a year, if his day would start improving now.

A yawn threatened to unhinge his jaw. Eyes watering, he peeked at his surroundings. Light stabbed the back of his skull. He squeezed his eyes closed. Seeing was highly overrated. Besides, this was his apartment. He knew the space above his parents’ garage by heart.

Two steps across the wooden floor, his little toe slammed into something hard. Pain zipped up his leg and pingponged his eyes in his skull. What in the world? He never left anything on his bedroom floor. Must be his doofus older brothers. Hopping on one foot, Jay blinked the offending article into focus.

His tool box sat in the middle of a rug that was more dust than carpet. Water stained the ceiling in rings of brown and rust. Blobs of plaster dotted the floor like unmelting snowballs. The scent of mildew made his nose twitch. The mattress sagged, the head and footboard caving in as if to meet in the middle.

This was not his bedroom.

Not his apartment.

Was this some kind of prank? His brothers had threatened the night before to do something, one last hazing for the youngest Dugan sibling. Relocating him to some Grinch pit would do it. Jay ran his tongue over his fuzzy teeth. Maybe he didn’t have a hangover but was suffering the aftereffects of being drugged. He cracked his knuckles. There should be time to teach his brothers some manners before he left for his new job.

Shaking off his fatigue, he glanced around the room. Wind whistled through a crack in the windowpane over the bed. The wall sconce over by the door dangled by bare wires. His two bags stood near a decomposing washstand beside his boots. That settled it. He must be in Pumpkin. Only in a town dedicated to Halloween would someone make a place look this bad. Which meant he had a long walk home ahead of him. In the cold, snow, and uphill.

His brothers better not have unpacked his clothes. No man wanted his jingle bells frosted.

Rolling his shoulders, he crossed the room. The wooden boards creaked underfoot. Please don’t let me go through. Please. He held his breath, making himself as light as possible.

Reaching his luggage, he dropped to the floor and unzipped his bags. His neatly stacked clothes lay nestled inside. He selected a Doctor Who T-shirt, a gray flannel shirt, and tan cargo pants. Quickly dressing, he laced his boots then gathered his belongings. His coat and gloves had better be near the door, or he’d find the nearest phone and have his dough-head brothers come fetch him.

No way was he risking his tools to the damp and cold. Those things worked magic.

Setting his luggage near the door, he reached for the glass handle. It turned before his fingers touched it.

The skin at his neck prickled. By Kringle, if they’d stashed him in a haunted house, he’d wring his brothers’ necks. He hated ghosts. And Pumpkin was full of dead things. Jay stepped back. He raised his fist then swore. Punching a ghost wasn’t an option.

The hinges groaned, and wood ripped as the door swung open. A stooped old man shambled inside, a scythe-shaped cane thumping the floor every other step. He consulted a gold watch before tucking it back into his trouser pocket. Clear blue eyes looked up, pinning Jay.

“Leaving us so soon? You just arrived.”

Jay’s heart plummeted near his knees. This couldn’t be…

“Mister Chronos? Sir?”

How did one address the god of time—his new boss?

“Just Chronos.” Gnarled fingers smoothed the fringe of white hair around his pink scalp. “Not sir or mister.”

“Yes, sir, er, Chronos.” Jay’s tongue wrapped around the name. He was already in Saint Sylvestre. He eyed the waterstained wall. Maybe the place decayed as the year progressed and renewed at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Day.

The old man grunted. “Scared you off, did she?”

Jay blinked, bringing his attention back into the conversation.

“She?”

Chronos’s eyes twinkled with the light of galaxies.

“No. No, you haven’t met her in the past or present. Yet.”

After a quick inspection of the dresser, Jay lowered his toolbox to the floor.

“I don’t know who ‘she’ is, but I thought I…” He swallowed the words. Not all holiday towns liked being compared to others. “I didn’t know where I was.”

“Ahhh.” Chronos stroked his white beard and twirled the end around his finger. “Got a muzzy head, a fuzzy tongue, and a buzzing in the ears?”

“Yes, yes, and no,” Jay answered the questions in order. “I hear a thumpity-thump of…” His heart pounded. Since he was in Saint Sylvestre, then… “That’s the clock.”

The clock. The one that kept time for the universe. He eyed the cracked and stained ceiling. This was better than the TARDIS because it was real.

“Yes, yes. The one you were hired to look after, but first there are things we must discuss.”

A muffled sob penetrated the door Jay had assumed lead to the bathroom.

“Is someone else here?”

Chronos’s blue eyes narrowed and turned black. Bits of glitter were the stars in his eyes.

“I see how things lie.”

“Chronos?”

“Hmm?” The old man jerked his attention to Jay. “Well, some things are inevitable, I suppose.” He shambled across the wood floor. With every thump of his cane, plaster returned to the walls, water stains faded on the ceiling, and the cracks zipped closed. Only the furnishings remained shabby. “Come, I will buy you breakfast while we discuss…things.”

More sobbing echoed in the restored room. The clockworks clanged.

Jay’s hair stood on end. If he didn’t know better, he’d say the place was haunted.

Tugging on the neck of his T-shirt, he scuttled after the old man. He could put up with anything, as long as it wasn’t a ghost.

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Blue Versus Black, Chapter 5, Urban Scifi

My-Book-GenericChapter 5

“You’re an alien.” I glanced at Dad then stuck a finger in my ear and wiggled it around. Nope, that hadn’t been an auditory hallucination. My hearing worked just fine.

The night cocooned us. Bats darted and dove against a velvet sky. Stars twinkled. A light blazed a trail along the southern horizon then burst in a pop of white. Three months ago, I would have made a wish on a falling star. Now, I wanted to check my phone to see if some new extraterrestrial had arrived behind a meteor strike.

“Eat your sandwich, Doodlebug.” Dad jerked his chin at my right hand. “Pops made those specially for you.”

“We don’t believe in aliens, Dad. You taught me everything was the government covering up for their experiments.” And I believed it until I learned differently. Death had a funny way of shifting paradigms. I stuffed the bite of egg salad into my mouth, then licked the remnants of mayonnaise off my fingers. The food dissolved on my tongue and my stomach growled at missing the feast.

Dad held open the insulated sack and offered me another of the sandwiches he’d packed. “We had to tell you that. We had to say it often enough so everyone we came into contact with would never questioned our beliefs and hatred for the government.”

Unwrapping the new sandwich, I ate half in one bite. Cucumber with garlic and chipotle peppers. I polished it off and looked for more. Three finger sandwiches always equaled one whole sandwich. And I needed a whole lotta calories. I snapped my attention back to Dad while retrieving the last wax paper wrapped rectangle. “So you’re saying our government is benevolent?”

Dad snorted. “No one in power is benevolent. Power is the great corrupter.”

That sounded familiar. Eating, I turned toward the hacienda. The boxy shape of luminaries lined the roof of the ranch house. Mom and Pops had left the light on. Not that I needed it. My CeeBees slimed everything in snot green, but I could see clear as day.

“I’m saying that aliens account for some of the bad in this world.”

“Aliens. Like you.” I swallowed the lump in my throat. I was responsible for hundreds of extraterrestrials in Arizona and had access to the names of the rest. Dale Gardner hadn’t been on the list. I would have known. Unless it was hidden. A cold finger trailed down my spine.

Could the United Earth Defense have kept it from me?

My fingers itched with the need to check my phone. Maybe my little blue bugs could hack the system and get at the truth.

Dad tilted his head.

Oh, boy. I guess I hadn’t reacted enough to the whole alien bit. Should I reveal who I was? My skin tingled and my scalped tightened. Right, no talking about my new job. For their own safety, my family had to believe I was a bean counter at a telephone marketing company.  I nudged Dad’s arm. “I’ve seen Independence Day. Aren’t you supposed to be gray with a big head and large black eyes?”

His lips quirked. “There are some aliens that look like that, but I’m human.”

For a moment. One wild, hope-filled moment, I wished this was his idea of a joke. Dad always had a wicked sense of humor. Please, be a joke. Please…

“Ah-ha.” I pointed at him. “I knew you were just funning me. You can’t be human and an alien.”

“Sorry, Doodlebug.” He fished inside the bag and brought out the squares of brownies. “But there are a lot of humans born on planets other than Earth. I happen to be one of them.”

I sighed and accepted the dessert. My tongue stuck to the roof of my mouth and I really wanted a drink, but we still had a mile to go before we reached the house. I needed the energy. “So you weren’t born in Kansas?”

“I was born on Antares.” He pointed at the sky, near the Big Dipper. “But I was able to travel to many worlds.”

His thumb formed an ‘L’ next to his hand as he swept across the horizon.

Antares. Antares? Where had I heard that name before? I filed it away for later and rolled the chocolatey goodness over my tongue. Life was always better with chocolate. “If you could travel to the stars, why did you stay here?”

“It’s a long story.” Dad fished a water bottle out of the sack. Next, he dipped his fingers in his pocket and removed a packet, which he dumped into the bottle. Water sloshed as he shook it, and the liquid turned purple. “Grape flavored.”

“My favorite.” My nose twitched from the delicious scent. I devoured the brownie then held out my hands for the bottle. Cold plastic pressed against my fingers as I raised it to my lips. Along with the sweet tang of grapes, I detected a bitter aftertaste. I lowered the bottle, breaking the seal with a pop and wrinkled my nose.

“I added extra electrolytes so it may taste funny.” Dad opened his own bottle and raised it in a toast. “I saw you tear across the orchard. With all that exercise, your body can use the salts.”

That was my Dad, always looking after me. All of us, Mom and Pops, and the folks at whatever place happened to take us in. Alien human, I would never turn him in. He was my dad. I tapped my bottle against his. “I’ll never tell about you being born in a galaxy far, far away.”

I drained half the bottle in one long gulp. The liquid snapped, fizzled, and popped on my tongue. The CeeBees must be applauding the addition of much needed resources.

Nodding, he capped his drink. The rocks had changed to sand as we followed the streambed toward the orchard. “I needed you to know, needed you to understand.”

My heart tumbled over a beat. “You’re not leaving, are you?”

I could keep him safe. I had the resources to change his identity, to give him a fresh start. My stomach cramped. I could if I wanted him in the system, wanted the UED to know about him.

“Leave my family? Never!” Dad looped an arm around my shoulder. “I just want to explain some stuff to you.”

“The long story?” I tripped over a tree root. Dang how had that leapt up at me?

“Finish your drink, while I tell it, okay?”

“Sure.” I smacked my lips. Dad might have put a smidge too many salts into the drink. Instead of quenching my thirst, it had made me thirstier.

“I arrived on Earth about thirty years ago.”

“Thirty? You joined us twenty-seven years ago.” I had the pictures of him holding me while I blew out candles on my birthday cake. There’d been three candles on the cake.

“No interrupting, Doodlebug. We don’t have much time.” He gazed at the lights of the house visible through the screen of dormant peach trees. A light breeze rasped through the dead grass.

I raised the bottle to my lips to keep from talking.

“I arrived thirty years ago in the Midwest. My team and I studied ancient Archa technology and my employers had recently acquired some very unique pieces.”

“Archa?” I couldn’t help speaking. That was another of the words I was supposed to know.

“An alien race, long since vanished from the universe.”

“Like the Hohokam?” The word clicked in my head. Ahh, that’s how I knew it. I was stuffed to the gills with Archa CeeBees. I brushed my neck to make certain, the little blue bugs hadn’t given me gills to be contrary. “So, you’re not the first extraterrestrial to visit earth?”

He sighed.

I made a zipper motion across my lips.

“My team and I made many breakthroughs while studying the new technology, but we couldn’t get the Cerebral-bots to do what we wanted.” He kicked at a fallen peach. The fruit shattered upon impact, spraying bits of pulp everywhere.

I clamped my lips together to stop myself from asking another question.

“Human nature is very war-like. We’ve gone out to space four times, cured diseases, famine, and conquered weaker races, but we still fight amongst ourselves.” He squeezed my shoulder. “I was in charge of finding weapons, new weapons, to give my own—, er, bosses the advantage.”

Cold air washed over my teeth. Dad designed weapons? “But you’re the most peaceful person I know. You rescue flies and put them outside.”

He kissed my temple. “I’m not the man I was. You, your Mom, and Pops changed me. Made me see that there had to be another way. But it was the CeeBees that put me on the path first.”

His nostrils flared and his eyes narrowed.

I followed his line of sight down the rows of bare-limbed trees. Nothing there. He must be remembering.

“I thought I’d uncovered the key to the CeeBees function, rogue code buried deep inside their make-up. I was certain this would allow me to turn the enemy’s infected operatives into our drones, incapable of free will. Flesh-cover automatons.”

“Robots?” My knees buckled. I didn’t want to be a robot only capable of following orders. I liked my free will just the way it was and wouldn’t trade it for all the grape soda in the universe.

Holding me up, he stared at the house, seeing the past as he lived it. “We would know all they did, could counter their every move and upgrade our weaponry so they would no longer be a threat to our way of life.”

I clutched him arms. I’d lost the feeling in my fingers. Were the spam dots turning me into their meat puppet even now? “What’s happening?”

Dad blinked. He dragged his gaze from the past and focused on me. “For millennia, we’d thought the CeeBees were there to guide humankind along. Stop us from going extinct like the Archa.”

My toes tingled and turned rubbery; my knees followed suit.

He gently lowered me to the ground and brushed the hair out of my eyes. “We’d detected the spikes you see. The rise in CeeBees and the number of people infected with them at every nexus point in human history. The CeeBees were there, and so was a leader to guide us through the tough times. To take us to the next step in our evolution.”

“Dad?” The word was foam in my mouth, sucking out the moisture. Something was wrong. So very wrong. My fingers spasmed and plopped onto my lap.

Opening his water bottle, he held it to my mouth. “But they weren’t there to help us. The CeeBees were there to destroy us. That bit of code, that was the map of our destruction.”

Cool water washed over my tongue, splashed down my throat. I tried to swallow but couldn’t. Oh, God, the blue bugs were killing me. I focused on Dad, his words, his presence. If I had to die, at least, I wasn’t alone. Not everyone was so lucky.

“When I revealed my findings, my team was recalled. We knew what awaited us. After all the time and money, we had nothing to show our employers.” He shook his head. “So we decided to sever our employment on our terms. You and your parents were camping in the woods when the ship exploded. You were hit.”

I was hit? I didn’t remember being injured. I didn’t have any scars.

Something rustled in the grass. Blue eyes glowed in the darkness.

Viktor. Given our past experiences, I didn’t think he was the kind to stick around when things got bad. I raised my hand to call him closer, let him know I forgave him. Old blue eyes stayed where he was.

Dad rocked me softly. “I shouldn’t have done it, but you were so tiny and you smiled even as you were dying.”

Dying. Dying. I was dying. My ears hummed. Weight rushed into my limbs.

“I woke up with your fingers holding onto my thumb. You told me to be brave, that if I took your hand we could walk together.” He brushed at the tears on his cheeks. “You were two and meeting death without fear. You are so brave, Doodlebug. I couldn’t let you die, so I used the CeeBees I’d lined my pockets with to save you. It wasn’t much, but you were so tiny.”

Sand filled my eyes. I wanted to sleep, to fall into the darkness sucking at my limbs. Dad was right; I wasn’t afraid.

“It wasn’t until later that I realized how much damage I’d done.” Tucking the empty water bottle into the sack, he pulled me onto his lap. “They’d multiplied inside you, and you could control them. You talked to them.”

My head lolled back. Finally, someone believed me. The CeeBees could talk. I hope he told Tobias at my funeral. Tobias… Warm air rushed past my lips. All those weeks with him sleeping next to me in bed, holding me when I had nightmares of being tortured and killed, and never once had I kissed him again.

If I had it to do over again. I would kiss Tobias and thank him for understanding.

And maybe…. Maybe we could have something more.

“We didn’t blame you.  On those protests against Pop’s father, you didn’t have anyone to play with. So you created them and the CeeBees knit leaves, twigs, and branches into animated beings to sip tea and eat mud pies.” He lifted my hand and held it against his cheek.

It glowed a soft blue. I liked blue. It was better than the snot green.

“But then you animated the gnomes.”

Gnomes. I mentally shuddered. Those little pointy hatted freaks insane people tucked among the petunias. How could they not see the evil behind the frozen clay smiles?

“Pops tried to bring you in for dinner, but you didn’t want to stop playing. And they attacked him.” Dad’s grip tightened. “I was at the door when you screamed, but the damage they’d done…”

I saw his touch but didn’t feel it. I didn’t feel anything. Just like the last time I’d died. How long would I float here, outside my body before I saw a light? There had better not be a gnome guarding Heaven.

“That night, I made you a drink, just like tonight.” Dad slipped his arm under the back of my legs and rose. “I thought I’d cured you of the CeeBees, flushed them out of you. But I see now that they were only dormant, waiting for their chance to reawaken.”

The CeeBees. My thoughts thickened, sticking to my brain before they could be completed. The CeeBees were a part of me, a requirement to do my job. I liked my job. I closed my eyes, seeing was so overrated.

“I promise to kill every last one of the CeeBees infecting you, Rae.” Dad hugged me close as I drifted away. “I won’t stop until you’re free. I’ll hunt them down and keep killing them until they’re gone and you’re free.”

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Is That a Thing? OMG, That is a Thing

Snottite.

Yeah, it sounds like something a writer would make up. But it is real. Very, very real. Have you heard of stalagmites and stalactites, well meet their very snotty cousin.

Apparently this lovely bacteria hangs from caves and has the consistency of nasal mucus (aka snot) and seeing one live and in person should be on every microbiologist’s bucket list.

Just the thought of it makes me gag.

If you’re interested in pictures and more information, here’s the wikipedia entry and pictures and video, if your gag reflex is good.

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New Release: A Time for Us, Paranormal Romance

Woo-hoo! July is shaping up to be an awesome month. I have a new romance released. So if you’re in the mood to celebrate the Christmas/New Year season early, pick up a copy.

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Dodging desperate women eager to bag him as a husband is not Jay Dugan’s idea of a good time. He’d much rather find out how things tick. When the god of time offers him a job maintaining that clock for the universe, Jay jumps at the offer. There are only two rules: Maintain the clock and beware of ghosts from the past.

Anysia Willot wants nothing more than to join her dead fiancé on the Other Side. Nysia’s one chance is to trick Jay into stopping the clock; and she’ll use any means necessary, including seduction.

As the clock counts down to New Year’s Day, Nysia finds herself being seduced by both the technology of this new world and Jay. Can she stay with Jay? Or will time stop because the past isn’t finished with her?

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Blue versus Black, Chapter 4

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“I thought CeeBees were supposed to enhance their host’s endurance?” Viktor jogged ahead of me. The showoff ran backward, a smirk on his lips.

I slogged along. One sneaker in front of the other took about as much effort as climbing the rope from hell in gym class. I never wanted a root to rise up out of the ground and trip someone so much. I would give my first born to watch Mr. Tall, Dark, and Latino fall tight buns over teakettle. To stop from sticking my tongue out at him, I chugged my soda.

Fizzy goodness dribbled down my chin. The blue bugs lapped it up before it dropped onto my t-shirt. Too bad, they didn’t kick in with a boost of power.

“Don’t tell me you’re winded.”

“I’m not.” Running was against my religion. Of course, that didn’t explain the drudgery of putting one foot in front of the other. The CeeBees hadn’t cared about my membership in the Church of the Couch Potato when I’d sprinted into the desert.

“Then why so slow?” Viktor turned about giving me a view of his taut backside before slowing so I could jog beside him when the path opened up.

Why indeed? But I knew. The CeeBees giveth, and the CeeBees taketh away. Especially when the Freudian spam dots read my subconscious and knew I didn’t want to run any more than a nympho wanted a cigar. I crushed the empty can and added it to the bag of trash. A coyote’s howl echoed in the sandstone canyons boxing us in. The pines and shrubs glowed a sickly pea-green in the darkness-night vision courtesy of the blue bugs.

“Maybe I’m not peachy keen on finding out what’s at the end of that scream of bloody murder.” I wasn’t a superhero, and I never played one on TV, either. I did have that bit part in grade school where I was a spider once, but I doubted freezing in place would help. Especially since we were at my folks’ current residence.

And that scream had sounded human.

My chest tightened and I picked up speed. Mom, Pops, and Dad had better not be hurt.

Viktor pumped his arms faster. “Your late night snack must be kicking in.”

“It’s not late.” I glanced up at the sky. A gray aura licked at the western edge of the buttes. The pines vanished as my soles scraped the rocky terrain. “The sun just set a half hour ago.”

But I’d been gone hours before that.

My parents probably worried I’d become lost.

I would have been worried. But my blue bugs guided me like an internal compass. I knew exactly where home lay.

And the dead thing separated us.

Halfway up a mesa, bushes rattled. The hair on my nape prickled. It could be the wind. If wind only blew in one area.

Viktor cocked his head and squinted at the same section. “Are your CeeBees detecting a predator?”

“Not really.” I blinked. I had spider senses and didn’t know it? I really needed to check the manual. Keeping the swaying bushes in my peripheral vision, I angled south. “Why? Do you see something with your X-Ray vision?”

“Enhanced vision, not X-Ray.” He winked. “If I want to see what’s underneath something I just ask.”

My muscles heated. “Do you always have to make things sound so sexual?”

“I don’t have to do anything, but I do love to see you blush.”

Jerk. I darted ahead of him and rounded the bend. His words sunk in. “You see in color?”

In the dark. So much for my advanced alien tech.

“Yep.” A rock shot in front of him as he caught up to me. “Of course, I can’t see in zero lighting like you can.”

“Good to know.” I grunted as a stitch knit my side. I dug my fingers into the soft tissue under my ribs. Something wasn’t right. I’d consumed more than the required calories after I’d woken. Why weren’t the spam dots behaving? I should be running like a gazelle with a pride of lions after her.

“Of course, if you wanted to play Hide and Seek, I could still find you.” He ducked under a manzanita bough. “But we’d have to play by my rules. The finder gets to ask anything of the findee, and she must submit.”

An owl hooted nearby.

Submit to Viktor? There was a time my heart would have pitter-pattered over the idea. But now, he kept me between his body and the thing on the ridge. Now, my heart only pittered; the traitor.

“Not gonna happen.” A branch tip snagged my shirt then snapped off. I bounded out of the wash and onto the bank.

Sheep huddled together in the clearing. Greenish wooly faces turned toward the ridge. In the distance, headlights bounced over the desert. Golden beams painted the shrubs in bright greens. Dad. He was always the responsible parent; the one that checked for monsters in the closet.

I needed to get there before he did.

Viktor clamped a hand on my arm. “Wait.”

I jerked to a stop instead of losing my arm. “What?”

“Let them get there first. They’ve no doubt brought weapons to investigate.”

“Weapons? Are you nuts?” I tugged on my arm.

He dug in.

“These are my parents. They’re pacifists to the nth degree. I wasn’t even allowed to hit a fly with a rolled up newspaper when I was younger. I had to catch it and put it outside.” And now my dad was out there, facing who knows what. I had to get to him. Kicking, my toes connected with Viktor’s shin.

He yelped.

I tore free and sprinted across the desert. Finally, my blue bugs cooperated. Hopping like a bunny, I leapt small shrubs in a single bound and sped past fluttering moths.

The meaty scent of blood thickened the air. Fresh kill.

My stomach cramped and my hind brain urged flight in the opposite direction. I powered on. My CeeBees had regrown a toe. They’d brought me back from the dead. I’m sure I could recover from whatever was out there. At least, I stood a better chance than my family.

“Rae. Dammit, Rae! Slow down.” Viktor’s footfalls pounded behind me. “You don’t know who was attacked.”

Who? Who? I sounded like a mental owl. Instead of picturing my parents slaughtered, my mind filled with a gutted sheep. Why would I picture that? The CeeBees. Was it true, or a measure to calm me?

“Rae.” Viktor raked his hand down my back.

“It’s a sheep.” I skirted an Ironwood tree and veered left.

The headlights grew bigger. The soft purr of an electric motor gobbled up the darkness.

“You can’t know that.” Viktor pinched my sleeve.

The ribbed collar of my tee-shirt cut across my windpipe, and I slowed. My thighs trembled, my knees shook, and my stomach growled. “I do know that.”

A lump of snot-green wool lay in a glossy black pool. My stomach churned. I was a cellophane carnivore, preferring my meat in its natural environment of the refrigerated section in the grocery store. This was a little too real.

Viktor huffed beside me. “It is a sheep.”

“Was.” Past tense. It was dead. I felt the emptiness inside me. Skirting the pool of congealing blood, I sidled closer to the steaming guts. “Why didn’t the coyote eat it all?”

“I don’t think a coyote did this.” After a quick tug on his pants, he crouched down near the split stomach. “Give me the fob.”

Clenching the snack trash between my knees, I dipped my fingers into my pocket. My nails scratched warm metal before I pinched the fob and slid it out.

“Hurry.” He snapped his fingers.

“Oh, hey! I’m not a dog.” The triangular ends bit into my palm. No way would I let him have it back. He could use it against my parents.

“Radiance.” Dad called out.

The ATV’s headlights smacked me in the eyes. Not that I wanted to see, but whatever animal did this was still out there. Blinking rapidly, I waited for my vision to adjust.

“I’ll do it. Just tell me what to do.” I swept my thumb over the crystal in the center. It remained dark. Uh-oh. That could be bad.

“Just point it at the carcass, then check your phone for the information.” He growled.

I pointed. No beam of light blasted out. I shook the fob twice and swept it back and forth for good measure. Nothing. Nada. Zip. I thumped it on the heel of my palm.

Viktor arched an eyebrow. “You broke it?”

“No. Noooo. I didn’t break it.” My spam dots just drained the life out of it. Little blue vampires.

He swore under his breath.

The cart zigged to the right and light raced across the desert to smack into a dwarf maple. The ATV braked and the cart behind it rattled to a stop.

“Rae?” Dad leapt out of the driver’s side. His wristwatch glowed fluorescent blue in the darkness. “Are you alright, Doodlebug?”

“Yeah. I’m fine.” I slipped the key fob into my pocket and retrieved the trash. “Unfortunately, something decided to nosh on one of the ewes.”

Closing the distance between us, Dad ignored the animal. He opened his thick arms. “It happens, Doodlebug. Everything has to eat.”

I stepped into his hug, inhaled the citrusy scent of his handmade soap. He was there for me, like always. Making sense of the crazy.

“It must be a coyote.” Viktor cleared his throat. “We saw one in the bushes not too far back.”

I stiffened. I hadn’t seen a coyote, and he’d said nothing when I’d suggested it.

Dad squeezed my shoulders.

“Actually…” Gravel crunched. A broad shouldered silhouette cut across the spray of headlamps. The boy-toy Alexander Leech swaggered toward the carcass, sweeping the area with the beam from the flashlight in his hand. “There aren’y any tracks.”

He crouched on the ground, touching the area imprinted with the treads of my sneakers.

I shook my head. “Listen up, Great Carnac, I don’t know what kind of animal whisperer you think you are, but you’re not going to track an animal on commune lands.”

A muscle ticked in Alexander Leech’s jaw.

“We don’t punish animals for being hungry, Xander.” Dad squeezed my shoulder. “It was only following its instincts.”

“If it was an animal.” Xander shone the beam at the sheep’s stomach. He ran a finger along the slitted belly. “That looks more like a knife wound.” Next, he picked up a stick and poked around the entrails. “And it didn’t eat much.”

Viktor rocked back on his heels. “It could have been scared off.”

Testosterone poisoned the air. I’m sure I sprouted a chest hair. I shifted beside Dad waiting to see which of the primates could fling more crap.

Xander snorted. “There aren’t any tracks. There would be tracks if two predators went at it.”

He dipped his hand inside the belly and groped the organs.

I stepped back and wrinkled my nose. What kind of macho contest was this?

“Maybe Rae and I stomped on them, like we did the tracks.” Viktor pressed.

Ducking his head, Dad rubbed his bushy beard to hide his twitching lips. “Perhaps, you boys should take—”

“Ha!” Xander pulled out his hand. Blood and goo dripped from his fingers, marbleized his forearm. “Just as I thought. The adrenal gland is missing.”

Viktor’s nostrils flared. “The adrenal gland?”

Dad’s fingers tightened on my shoulder. “Are you sure?”

I gritted my teeth. Obviously, I was missing something. Something I might have understood, if I watched the news. “What kind of animal only eats the adrenal gland?”

Viktor’s fists trembled at his sides before he tucked them into his pockets. “Human poachers. But I doubt there’s a market for sheep’s adrenal glands in homeopathic medicine.”

Xander shook his head and leapt to his feet. “It all fits now. The reason why there’s no tracks, the missing gland. It was aliens.”

Fear pole-axed me, spearing me to the spot. Aliens. Aside from Viktor, the only aliens about were my aliens. The aliens I was charged with looking after. Oh crap. Oh crap! I should never, ever have given up swearing. Now my skills were rusty. I needed something, something a lot stronger than an F-bomb at the moment.

“Aliens?” Dad tensed. “You think aliens did this?”

Viktor threw back his head. His laughter flowed like a splash of cool water on a summer’s day.

My shoulders relaxed, my lips twitched. If he could laugh it off, then maybe it wasn’t so bad. Then why had he wanted to use the fob? I sobered. Okay, maybe it was aliens, but Xander and Dad didn’t need to know that. And I had no proof until I could power up my phone and see what kind of ET ate sheep guts. My laugh was high and tight, forced from my throat.

Xander’s jaw thrust forward. “It was aliens. This is a textbook case. Everyone knows they come at dusk and daybreak, so you can’t see their lights against the setting sun.”

Dad raised his hand and as if to calm the boy-toy. “Those are government lies, son. Cattle mutilations, sheep mutilations, and the harvesting of organs are all part of a conspiracy to help those in power live long lives. That’s the God’s honest truth.”

Xander’s teeth clicked shut.

Viktor’s mouth hung open.

I nodded. These were the things I was taught to believe growing up. These were the things I believed until the blue bugs infected me and revealed the aliens all around. “Dad has books on the subject, if you want to read more about it.”

“Why don’t you two boys load the sheep on the ATV and take it back to the ranch? Now that the government stooges have their organs, there’s no sense in the carcass going to waste.”

Viktor arched an eyebrow. Guess he wasn’t used to getting his hands dirty.

I smirked. “Try not to get any guts on you.”

Threading his flashlight through his belt loop, Xander picked up the forelegs. “Take the back. I wanna see this wound in a better light.”

Viktor sighed and obeyed.

The animal swung between them as they shuffled over.

Dad retrieved a sack from the driver’s side. “Keys are in the ignition. Rae and I will walk back.”

The ATV bounced as they laid the body on the back. Xander scrambled for the driver’s seat. “I’ll drive.”

Viktor glanced at me. “Rae?”

“Catch.” I chucked my trash at him.

He caught it, clamped his lips together, and climbed into the passenger side. Dropping the trash at his feet, he crossed his arms over his chest. “See you back at the house.”

The engine growled and Xander popped the brake. Gravel sprayed from the tires as he steered the ATV in a tight arc and headed back to the commune.

Dad nudged my shoulder. “You two make up?”

With Viktor? “No.”

He opened the bag and flashed its contents. Finger sandwiches from lunch. Baked zucchini chips. Brownies. And bottles of water with cucumbers inside.

I wanted to dive in and eat my way out. Instead, I selected the biggest sandwich and peeled away the wax paper. “Do you like Viktor?”

“Not if you don’t.” Dad unwrapped a brownie. “Just thought if you two made up, you would leave.”

Pain punched me in the stomach. The egg salad sandwich dissolved like ash in my mouth. “You don’t want me here?”

“I want you safe, Doodlebug. And I don’t think that you’ll be safe here.” Dad took a deep breath. “You see, Xander wasn’t wrong. An alien did kill that sheep.” He tapped his watch. For a second, wispy characters covered the faceplate and an arrow pointed behind them.

To the mesa where the bushes had shook.

I swallowed the pap in my mouth, then swallowed again to get the lump out of my throat. “Dad—”

He raised his hand to stop me from speaking. “I know there are aliens, because I’m one.”

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Blue versus Black, Chapter 3

My-Book-GenericChapter 3

I pushed the back door open and plunged onto the patio. Five quick steps carried me across the stamped concrete slab, then I was running. Sprinting for all I was worth. Through the rows of yellow tomato vines and withered bean poles. Past the husks of corn stalks. Speeding over dead leaves on the red sandy path. Brown grass fuzzed the edges of the white rocks separating the garden beds, hemming me in.

My blue bugs kicked into overdrive. Heat washed over my body, warming my muscles. I was in full flight mode. Running not from the fact that my parents had just pimped me out. No, it was worse than that. The fact they felt the need to hook me up with some randy college kid had resurrected my doubts.

I wasn’t smart enough to find a man on my own. I wasn’t lovable. I sucked at life.

Even my accounting job had laid me off.

Now, as a docent for aliens recently arrived on Earth, I’d been sent on administrative leave.

Failure at the first had nearly thrown me on the bread line. Being riffed from the second would net me a tombstone with RIP etched on it.

My legs ate up the distance to the orchard beyond the backyard, to open spaces and freedom. A cat glanced up from her bed of sunlight near the gate. Like raised arms, the two adobe wings of the house protected the garden from the blowing autumnal winds. I swung wide, then zoomed around the corner. A gust snapped at the plastic covering the half-circle shaped greenhouses.

I veered toward the back, secluded entrance. Let my folks think I’d disappeared into the orchards. Dad would know where to find me if I was really needed. His workshop had always been my haven. And no matter how many places we’d moved to, he’d always insisted on a workshop.

Slowing, I approached the back door. Not even winded. The CeeBees could work magic when they wanted.

Too bad they rarely wanted to help me when I asked. Apparently, summoning a man-eating dragon was outside their programming.

A laugh surfed on the breeze. A man’s laugh. One of the perspective mates my parents lined up.

But not Viktor’s. Perhaps, the uber-minion had taken the hint and left. I doubted I’d be that lucky, or that he’d be so accommodating. I jerked open the plastic and plank-framed door and slipped inside. Warm humid air clung to my skin as I stepped inside.

Pickets of cannabis plants interspersed seedlings. Water burbled in the tubes connecting the bins. On the right wall, repurposed soda bottles with stopcocks added nutrients to the hydroponics system. My nose wrinkled at the skunky odor and I caught the scent of citrus and earth metal undertones. Dad grew his special crop for Pops.

Angling left, I passed a wheelbarrow full of cannabis mulch. On a low table, bits of marijuana clung to the weed grinders placed between dispensers of plastic baggies. Buds remained on the older plants. Out of habit, I touched one. Light and soft, but not sticky enough to harvest.

I brushed my fingers on my jeans and headed for the shed halfway down the fifty-foot length. Sheathed in plastic, a legal permit hung on the wooden door. Dad had gone all legit with his growing. Pops must be proud and worried, least he miss out on the top quality weed. Four padlocks secured the slide action bolts. Someone had welded the tops of nails to the hinges so the pins couldn’t be popped.

I smiled. Dad always kept his best blends under lock and key. And, according to Pops, he always made the best blends. Pops was a connoisseur of the wacky weed.

Sidling left, I reached under the apron of the workbench, searching for the key. My blue bugs perked up and cast a net of tingles over me. Guess the spam dots longed for a little solitude, too. Cobwebs clung to my fingers. An insect husk crunched. Where was the key?

A man’s silhouette shifted across the plastic. “Rae?”

Fudge bunnies. Viktor had found me. The jerk. No way would Mr. Tall, Dark, and Latino honor my asshole-free space in the workshop. Nor could I lock the shed from the inside.

“I can hear you breathe, obecht.

Hear this, uber-minion. I flipped him off. Not as satisfying as a shovel to his face. Instead I opted for plan B—escape. The blue bugs silenced my footfalls as I raced for the door. A quick slap of the palm and it popped open, then shushed shut.

Taking the path to the orchard, I started with a lope. Cold air combed through my hair and pierced my clothes. My skin prickled.

“Rae!” Viktor’s shout chased me into the bare peach trees.

I was so not ready to throat punch him. I pumped my arms faster and moved my legs in time. Bobbing and weaving, I avoided a whipping by the branches. Birds twittered as I kicked a few fetid fruits on the ground. Leaves swirled in my wake. I veered right to the open gate in the barbed wire fence, then burst free of the orchard. The temperature dropped as the oaks, red-barked manzanitas, and cypress closed around me.

I raced up the crimson bluff, leaping over a pile of sheep dung at the top. Wooly bodies stood out against the tall Ponderosa pines and red sandstone buttes. Something shook the low-lying shrubs on my right.

No way would I let Viktor catch me.

I pumped faster. My blue bugs poured on the power. I could almost hear the ticking of the bionic soundtrack as I ran. No one could catch me. I veered off the trail and zoomed past the crumbling ruins of Sinagua Indians tucked into a sheer cliff.

Water trickled in the rocky streambed ahead. I could leap it. I knew I could.  Digging deep, I leapt from the bank. Nothing but air for me. I was an athlete, sheer poetry in motion. My toe clipped a boulder near the other side and I pitched forward. My ballet turned into a swan dive.

Raising my hands, I planned to stop myself before I ended with a face plant. My palms hit, dug into the pebbly bank. The impact collided with my momentum. My body spasmed, sloshing my brain in my skull. There was no way this was going to end well.

Murphy’s Law fulfilled its promise; my arms collapsed. My face hit the rocks along with the rest of me. No point in checking to see if I had a witness. Only the sheep were around and I doubted they would blaaab, especially if I mentioned how much I like veal chops.

My muscles twitched like a zapped flounder before I rolled onto my side. Warm sunshine bathed me. I would crash soon. The CeeBees used a lot of power to whisk me away from my thoughts. Too bad, they hadn’t scrubbed my brain of the lingering doubts.

What if the auditor found something that made me unsuitable as a WitSec docent?

What if he recommended the UED get rid of me the way Arnold Schwarzenegger was supposed to get rid of Sarah Connor in The Terminator? I so didn’t want to end up with a red-eyed, silver robot trying to kill me. The clever quips would slay me. My eyes fluttered closed and I rolled onto my back. Rocks really weren’t as uncomfortable as I thought they’d be.

Entering second project phase.

“Huh?” I forced my eyelids up. Had I been found? That didn’t sound like Viktor?  Maybe it was the boy-toy my parents had hired. My eyes grew heavy, tried to shut. Gritting my teeth, I forced them open.

Overhead, an eagle soared on an air current. At least, it wasn’t a vulture.

The bushes shook nearby.

“Who’s there?” My voice was as thin as rent silk.

Shutting down subject for initialization.

“Well, damn.” The spam dots were up to something again. And I wasn’t going to pay my swear jar a cent. My eyes sealed tight. Sunlight turned them pink. My muscles relaxed and warmth poured through me. I twitched. Move. Run. Hide.

But the CeeBees kept me horizontal, not vertical.

They’d bogarted my free will.

Something cool and smooth brushed my arm. Darkness trimmed my vision, stuck to my thoughts like chilled marmalade.

Sentinel is active. Shutting down subject in three….two…one.

What was sentinel? Why were the spam dots talking to me again? I stumbled into oblivion and rented space.

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I awoke to the sound of crickets. A chill pebbled my skin and rocks bore holes in my back. My stomach gnawed at my spine and I forced my eyes open. Dusk brushed the canyon walls and spilled a rainbow of yellows, purples, oranges, and reds across the sky.

Well, crap. I’d been out for quite a while. Reaching into my pocket, I pinched my phone and pulled it free. Dead. The blue bugs had no doubt siphoned off the energy to keep me moving.

And in the process had stranded me without a junk-food delivery man.

My muscles cramped. I needed food and fast. Spinning back through my memories, I approximated my location. A dirt road snaked along the other side of the ridge. If I could make it there, I’d starve to death before some off-roader ran me down. Which meant, I had to head back to the hacienda and hope I didn’t get distracted by mirages of soda, chips, and beef jerky.

I planted my hands on the rocks and levered up.

The world dipped and twirled in a mad dismount before sticking its landing.

Nausea burned the back of my throat. “If that’s what you mean by second phase, let’s shuffle on to phase three.”

Silence.

The spam dots could be real pains in the butt when it suited them. I worked my hands out a little wider then braced myself for the great rising.

My fingers brushed plastic.

Frowning, I turned my head. A rock propped up an unopened bag of peanuts. By my hip, a Slim Jim sprouted from the ground as if I’d landed in a dried meat patch. A can of soda rested near my right knee.

Holy crap on a cracker! Could this be real? I flicked the bag of peanuts. They seemed real. I snatched them up before the mirage disappeared and tore open the pouch. Salt and nutty goodness wafted from the interior. Was Dad’s Ganja weed strong enough to cause hallucinations?

Or was this the real phase two the CeeBees initiated?

“I like hamburgers, too.” Nothing. Guess the blue bugs didn’t take orders. I poured some peanuts into my mouth. Two bites later, the food had dissolved without swallowing. The spam dots could be efficient like that. Or else they were starving. I dumped in more food, then reached for the Slim Jim.

That’s when I noticed it.

Food surrounded me like I was a Rae altar or Gulliver and the snacks were Lilliputians. I snabbled up the packages of nuts, jerky, and soda before they threw a rope over me and pinned me in place. I drained the nuts and stuffed the wrapper in my pocket. Liquid refreshment next. I popped the top and grinned at the sizzle and fizz. Cold metal pressed against my lips as I drank. Tilting my head back, I drained the can.

A twig snapped.

My head swiveled around.

Viktor lifted a branch of a Ponderosa pine out of his way. “You aren’t an easy person to find.”

The jerky nearly slipped from my fingers.  The food hadn’t been an offering from the spam dots at all. Viktor had brought them. Viktor and his keychain had broken into my car to get out my suitcase and goodie stash. I tore off a bite of jerky. If I wasn’t so hungry, I’d rip him a new one. Instead, I settled for chewing and glaring. Maybe I’d get points for originality. “What do you want?’

“You’re mad. I get that.” A lock of black hair tumbled over his forehead and his blue eyes sparkled behind the ebony curtain. “You’ve read my file. You must know why I couldn’t help you out of the APres Guarda operations center.”

“I haven’t read your file.” Squinting at him, I crushed the can against my forehead. It hurt but I knew the gesture was intimidating. At least, to fourteen year olds. Too bad my audience was older by a decade or two.

“You haven’t?” Viktor’s eyebrows arched.

Good looking guys always thought it was about them. Well, I’d make him a spam dot billboard. “I have a job to learn. I can’t spend time reading up on my enemy.”

Besides the folder had been classified, and my clearance didn’t rank much above a turtle’s butt.

“I’m not your enemy, Rae.”

“Coulda fooled me.” I rolled my shoulders. Sure, he’d been all helpful when I’d first met him. But then he’d slashed my friend and stalked me using a cat, kidnapped me, and put my name on a scrambler bullet. My brain would have to be pear shaped for me to fall for his lines again.

“I should get points for killing Ulla before she tortured you.”

There was that. He’d stormed into the chamber of horrors and scrambled the evil woman into a big, bad human balloon. I could still feel the scrape of the knife against my instep. “Of course, you did stop to write a note before you swooped in.”

The corner of his mouth twitched. “I wrote that after I left you, made sure you were okay.”

That last bit sounded tacked on. I shoved the rest of the jerky into my mouth before I uttered something stupid.

“I did order someone to release you, didn’t I?” He stepped out of the tree line but stopped on the other side of the creek. Shadows swept over him.

Did he really think I couldn’t leap across and punch him in the jugular? My hand trembled. Well, I really wasn’t in the leaping and punching mood anyway. I poked the jerky wrapper into the can then opened the bag of chips. “But you didn’t tell me how long I had until the building exploded in a fireball of death.”

“I didn’t know.” He shrugged. “Everyone sets their own time.”

And lies about it. The voice of doom had counted down the minutes, but hadn’t mentioned that the bad guys cheated and lied, lopping off thirty seconds at the end.

Thirty seconds was an eternity before things went boom.

“You made it out. And you saved everyone inside.”

I crunched on a chip. Energy crackled across my skin. I was nearly better, almost ready to walk home. My vision shifted, dimmed for a moment. Then everything brightened as if it were high noon. Cool beans. My blue bugs actually had helped without me offering a small sacrifice. “How do you know I helped everyone escape?”

Had he watched from a distance? Would he have run in to save me if he didn’t think I’d make it? I shook the thought from my head. I should be immune to that kind of stupid by now.

“The com lines exploded with the news of it. Video clips played day and night for weeks.”

Goosebumps rippled across my arms. Somehow I think my fifteen minutes of fame played on the south side of Hell.

“They tripled the bounty on you. Nearly unheard of. Thank the Creator, Werner called in a flotilla of UED ships and none of the scum got through the Ort Cloud. It would have been a meteor shower like few on Earth have ever seen.”

Forget flying saucers and other UFOs. Human aliens disguised their craft as plain, ordinary meteors. I will never wish on a falling star again.

“I’ll bet.” I ate by rout no longer tasting the needed salt and oil.

“Now that three months have passed, and they’ve done a bit of damage control, the bounty on your head has been reduced to normal levels. Not enough to tempt anyone to this armpit of the galaxy.”

I fisted the bag, reducing the rest of the chips to crumbs. Why did that bit of good news sound like an insult? “Nothing special about a WitSec docent. Anyone can hack the UED’s computers.”

He elaborated on my fate should I be caught. “Once they have the codes, they’d harvest your CeeBees.”

And kill me in the process. Yep, getting the warm and fuzzies just thinking about it. I stuffed the can inside the empty chip bag, gathered up the rest of my junk-food goodness, and rose. “Nice to be wanted.”

“I want you.”

I nearly tripped over my feet. Don’t nominate yourself for a Darwin Award by nibbling on that line. Viktor leant a hand from a distance; Tobias had been there in the trenches. “You want my CeeBees.”

I needed to tattoo that on my arm. And maybe staple it to my forehead for good measure.

“I want you.” He insisted. His eyes heated with the promise of pleasures untold. “Alive and with your CeeBees still inside.”

That made two of us. Except one of us must be wearing flame-retardant pants because he wasn’t rolling on the ground to put out the fire.

“Yes, I do want to use your connection to the UED. But I need information, proof to clear my name. I don’t want to spend our time together being hunted.” He rocked back on his heels and waited for me to join him. “What can I do to convince you?”

“Leave.” Short, simple. I should win a prize. My footing was sure as I crossed the rocky streambed then headed for the forest.

He rolled his eyes then fell into step beside me. “I can’t leave. Just because the UED prevented new bounty hunters from arriving, doesn’t mean you’re safe. There are plenty around, and you are tempting.”

I rolled my eyes. Seriously, did he think he was going to scare me? “I’m safe here.”

I had no official links to the commune, not on any paper or computer record. The place belonged to Moonbeam Hartsucker. I doubted even my parents forwarded their mail here.

But Dad had a weed-growing permit.

Viktor snorted. “Your name is on the deed to this place. Your name is on the corporate documents and taxes for the Sunshine Ranch. Every bounty hunter will start with the local records to find you.”

I blinked. The forest quieted around us. There was no way my name was associated with the commune, and as for taxes… No, Viktor was making up stuff to scare me. The hair on the back of my neck prickled. Too bad it was working.

“Werner was an idiot for letting you come here. Unless, he plans to use you as bait for someone.”

I clamped my lips together. I had been used as bait before. My stomach growled. Right, feeding time for the CeeBees. I tore open the last pack of nuts with my teeth.

“What if we make a deal.” Viktor reached into his pocket. Not an easy feat as they were tighter than skin.

I’m not ashamed of looking. He was handsome and rocked a body worthy of a porn star. My stomach fluttered. Just a little. Enough to remind me of how dangerous he truly was. “Does this deal involve you leaving?”

“Eventually.” Silver glinted between his fingers. Raising his hand, he dangled a watch fob. It swung back and forth, back and forth. “How about I give you this as a sign of good faith?”

I choked on a peanut, coughed it up, then swallowed it again. This had to be some kind of joke. Inside that fob was enough alien tech to turn a kitten into Rambo. “Why would you do that?”

“To show you that I don’t mean you or your family any harm. And to prove that I’m here to watch over you until Werner recalls you to the safe house. Or…” He slanted her a glance. “Or I convince you to run away with me. I can get a shuttle. I can show you things you never imagined.”

My attention drifted a little lower than his belly button. I have a good imagination, but I bet he’d make good on that last promise. Not that I planned to take him up on it. At least, not all of it. I snatched the key fob from his hand. Stopping, I aimed one point of the triangular piece at him. “What’s to stop me from scrambling your atoms here and now?”

He shifted in front of me then leaned closer and whispered. “For one, it doesn’t have a scrambler.”

I sighed. Of course it doesn’t. I stuffed it into my back pocket.

“And for two,” Viktor stroked my jaw before his thumb swept over my bottom lip. “You like me.”

He dipped his head. Warm breath washed over me.

My eyes fluttered closed. This was wrong in so many ways, and yet…

A scream rent the night. Loud and high-pitched, like a woman’s dying gasp.

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The Birthday Bounty

Last week, I wanted to chuck all my belongings and life in a tiny house. Then Sunday was my birthday. We celebrated all weekend and I realized I kinda like stuff. First I took myself to Hot Topic and purchased a few (okay maybe more than a few)

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I also purchase some books and a soundtrack to Guardians of the Galaxy. Then my daughters gave me these:

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Until I can move the shoe rack into the closet it stands on its side to prevent it from becoming a cat high rise.

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This awesome minion came packed with fun things like socks, stickies, notepads and pjs with an attitude.

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This needs no explanation. So there you have it, part of my birthday haul. And once I get rid of those 20 bags of stuff to go to Goodwill, I’ll have room for more stuff. Best of all, we went to see The Secret Life of Pets. Not my favorite Disney movie, but still a lot of fun.

Until next time!

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Blue Versus Black, Chapter 2

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Viktor Konstantine, enforcer of the bad humans and APres Guarda uber-minion, stood next to Dad like he had a right. My fingers curled into fists. Short nails dug into my fleshy palms. Reacting to my fright, my blue bugs raced across my skin in a tingling fury, waiting for me to take flight or fight.

I preferred to rearrange Mr. Tall, Dark, and Latino’s features into a living Picasso. I stomped across the drive of my parents’ hacienda. Gravel crunched under my sneakers. “What are you doing here, Viktor?”

“You’re as beautiful as ever, obecht.” His sapphire eyes flashed, mirroring the gleam of his straight white teeth.

“Don’t.” I shook my fist at him. Too bad the spam dots couldn’t turn my arm into a bat to smack him upside the head. He’d left me with a psycho who’d cut off my toe for a souvenir for pity’s sake. “Don’t you dare obecht me.”

His lips quirked.

The jerk found this funny? I’d show him funny when I shoved a cactus up his backside. “I want you gone. Now. Faster than now.”

“MaryJane.” Mom’s voice buzzed in my ear like an annoying bee.

I focused on my target. If my eyes could shoot lasers, Viktor would be a smoldering pile of ash. Remains that I would stomp on with both feet. “Go. Leave. Now. Or else…”

“Or else?” Rocking back on his heels, he stuck his hands in his pockets. A key fob flashed in his palm. At the center of the triangular piece, a crystal glowed red.

Red for danger.

I skidded to a halt. Heels gouged the gravel, spraying rocks. I expected the scum-bucket would be armed but that… That nasty bit of alien tech was a scrambler. A weapon as foul as it sounded. One shot frappéd the victim’s insides. The skin was left intact until the body fell, then it burst and sprayed black goo everywhere.

Viktor casually pointed it at Dad.

Black eyebrows beetling over his thick nose, my second father glanced from Viktor to me then back again.

The alien stooge wouldn’t fire, not with so many witnesses. It would hardly suit his employer’s aims to melt a dozen people at a commune on the outskirts of Sedona. Then again, the APres Guarda did want to frighten the US government into signing a treaty. My mouth dried. I had to get him away from my family. I had to call his bluff. “Or else, I’ll call the authorities and have them come pick you up.”

And I didn’t mean the local sheriff or police, either.

I had alien friends on Earth, ones that could kick his tight behind.

“MaryJane!” Mom yelled before footsteps crunched on the gravel.

Viktor’s eyes narrowed and a muscle ticked in his jaw. “And here I thought the Creator had arranged this rendezvous for us to get to know each other better.”

I snorted. “You and your creator can shove—”

“MaryJane Radiance Hemplewhite.” Mom’s shout was louder this time. A second later, a hand gripped my arm and spun me around. Steel laced her chestnut hair and anger tightened the skin around her eyes. “I raised you better than to be rude to strangers.”

“Strangers?” I sputtered. Could my mother really be defending the uber-minion? “He’s not a stranger! He’s… He’s…”

Saying alien would get me strapped to a chair and treated with some foul-tasting natural concoction that might clean out my bowels but certainly wouldn’t change my opinion or the facts. Facts they didn’t know. Facts they wouldn’t believe.

“Don’t be too hard on her, Susan.” Viktor’s words oozed across the driveway like melted chocolate.

I glared at him. Why was he defending me? He had to be up to something.

“I’m afraid we didn’t part on the best of terms.” The jerkface looked at his shiny shoes.

The skin on my neck prickled. No. No, he wouldn’t.

“I kissed Rae. Let her believe things….” He trailed off.

If he dared to say it… If he dared to imply a relationship… I’d have the CeeBees make his who-ha think it was permanently on ice. I tugged on my arm, trying to break free.

Mom dug her talons in. Bits of blue paint flaked off her index finger. She leaned forward, reeled in by Mr. Tall, Dark, and Latino’s line. “Believe what?”

Viktor peeked at Mom from under a shingle of ebony hair. “She found out I was in another relationship. One I couldn’t get out of.”

Steam must have hissed out of my ears. I’m sure I popped a few blue bugs. Red tinged my vision.

“Oh. Oh.” Mom blinked. Polyamory was her thing. She expected it in others, welcomed it.

I hated it. And I’d bet all the little CeeBees in my body that Viktor knew both those facts.

The glint in his eyes was pure evil.

I’d like to introduce him to Satan’s pitchfork and not in a good way.

Mom turned to me. A frown dug furrows in her forehead and her eyes tilted down a bit. That darn sad, disappointed face. “Now, MaryJane—”

“Don’t.” I raised my hand to silence her. We’d had this conversation before. Many times before. So many, I even asked the mailman if I was his child. I jerked free of her grip. Pivoting about, I dug in with my toes and stomped toward the house. A rooster tail of gravel sprayed behind me.

“MaryJane!” Mom called.

Pops winked. His steel braid draped over the shoulder of his flannel shirt. His brown eyes twinkled and his mouth curled at the corners. “Welcome home, Doodlebug.”

He opened his arms wide. He was always glad to see me, and never looked at me as if I were alien spawn for wanting to run with the pack.

“Thanks, Pops.” I hugged my biological father and ran my hand down the knots of his spine. He’d always been wiry but this was downright thin. “I thought weed was supposed to give you the munchies?”

After one tight squeeze, he released me. “Got a whole new batch of brownies cooling on the table. Yours are in the small pan.”

The ones without the wacky weed, he meant. I could live with that. Once upon a time, Pops had trained as a chef in Paris. His cooking reflected it.

“MaryJane.” Mom huffed closer. “Why do you have time for Pops and not me?”

I kissed his cool cheek. “See you on the flip side.”

Winking, Pops shifted to the side. “I’ll give you a ten-second head start.”

I’ll take ten seconds and double it. That should be plenty of time to find the owner of the commune, Moonbeam Hartsucker, and convince him to give Viktor the boot. The soles of my Converse sneakers slapped the Saltillo tile when I crossed the porch. I jerked open the screen door and pushed the heavy wooden one. Cherubs smiled at me from the brass knocker.

As soon as I stepped inside, the screen banged shut behind me.

I slammed the interior door. Blowing on my fingers, I summoned my magical spam dots. “Lock the door for twenty seconds.”

My fingertips tingled. A soft blue aura glowed around the knob when I shut it. Finally, something was going my way. Better still, that nifty trick wasn’t in any CeeBee manual. At least, I didn’t think it was. I hadn’t actually gotten around to reading the manual. It was over nine hundred pages long and I’d only been on the job three months.

“Hey, Moonbeam!” My voiced rolled like smoke along the ceiling. A gust of wind shook the glass panes in the thick adobe walls. A fire crackled in the beehive fireplace in the corner. Guitars, flutes, bongos and tambourines lined the shelves along the front wall. A stack of oversized cushions in orange, blue, red, green, and yellow listed toward the cream-colored wall. An overflowing bookshelf divided the great room from the dining area. Centered around Navajo throw rugs, clusters of rattan chairs and love seats filled the rest of the space.

I turned right at the hallway, away from the kitchen and headed toward Moonbeam’s hiding space—the study.

“Moonbeam? It’s me, Rae.” I passed the bathroom. I hoped my parents had paid the water bill this time. A blue outhouse glimmered beyond the window. I gritted my teeth and walked on. The study door was open. Gleaming brass hinges strapped the dark wood planks. I slipped inside.

Terracotta walls surrounded me with their warmth. Turquoise coyotes posed in front of full moons on the upholstered pillows and cushions. On the office chair behind the rattan desk, a marmalade cat peered at me with one green eye.

“Where’s Moonbeam?”

The cat meowed then yawned and flashed its fangs. With a swish of his tail, the tom jumped from the chair and sauntered off.

I shook my head. I don’t care what the database of galactic life said. Cats had to be an alien species.

The front door banged open.

Time was up. Dang. Squaring my shoulders, I headed for the front room and went on the offensive. “Where is Moonbeam?”

Mom drew up short, her hand on the doorknob. “Really, MaryJane, where are your manners?”

I scanned the group. Mom, Pops, and Dad. Crapola. This was an intervention. I felt my teeth sweat. “Where is Moonbeam?”

The old man would be on my side. He liked folks who bucked the system and with my folks, normal was bucking the system.

Mom and Pops exchanged glances. Mom pursed her lips. Pops flushed.

Dad cleared his throat. Shuffling to the fore, he used the suitcase to shield the plastic bags overflowing with goodies from the convenience store. “Why don’t I put these in Doodlebug’s room, then we can all talk over a cup of tea.”

My mouth dropped opened. Dad had my bags. He’d opened the trunk of my car. How had he done that? My stomach tightened. Viktor and his key fob of alien apps. He must have overrode the security features. I rolled my shoulders to relieve the building tension. “I want Moonbeam at the tea party.”

Mom pushed Pops toward the kitchen. The beads on her macraméd bracelets tapped together as they slid up her skinny arm. White paint streaked the back of her hand.

Shaking his head, Pops shambled across the rugs. “Got your iron undies on, Doodlebug?”

I jerked my chin once. I wish my blue bugs could conjure up some battle gear. Instead, I had my old stand-by of covering my ears and humming. Going home was a lot like becoming a child again.

Only worse.

Much, much worse.

Pops patted my arm when he passed.

Dad glanced over his shoulder at Mom. “No starting until after I stash her stuff.”

He caught my eye to make sure I caught his meaning.

Mom stared at the ceiling. “Honestly, Dale. She’s been smuggling contraband into the house since she was five and discovered grape soda.”

I hustled after Pops. If Mom was bringing up crap when I was five, it was going to be the intervention to end all interventions.

Standing at the sink, Pops filled the kettle. Copper pots hung from the rack beside the six-burner stove. An industrial fridge gleamed near the walk-in pantry. Stoneware plates, bowls, and mugs in bright colors filled the open shelves above the golden granite countertops. A stainless steel prep sink waited on one corner of the massive island.

Hooking an ankle around the stool, I plopped down and pulled the eight-by-eight inch glass dish toward me. My nose twitched at the spicy scent of cinnamon and vanilla. My stomach tried to crawl up my windpipe and dive in. I didn’t blame it.

Mom’s sandals snapped at the tiles as she entered. “We are eating at the table, MaryJane.”

Plates scraped together as she removed four place settings, all lined up opposite my usual spot.

Oh, boy. There’d be no witnesses for this mess. Picking at the crusty corner, I tucked the niblet into my mouth. Best offense was to focus attention somewhere else. Too bad I didn’t have a sibling I could blame. “Did something happen to Moonbeam?”

“He’s fine.” Platter in each hand, Pops used his hip to close the refrigerator. “He just—”

“Needed a break from running the ranch.” Mom finished.

Great. Hopping off the stool, I relieved Pops of one plate.

Sprigs of parsley swirled between the neatly arranged finger sandwiches. Radish roses sprouted from the center. Pops had gone all out. I blinked back the mist of tears. Pops had missed me. “This looks beautiful.”

Mom snapped her napkin flat in my direction. “This was supposed to be a civilized affair to introduce you to the new men in the commune.”

I smelled a rat. I dropped the platter the last inch onto the table. “And why am I to meet the new men in the commune and not everyone?”

Mom flinched.

Pops held out the chair opposite mother’s. “Welcome home, Doodlebug. I made all your favorites.”

He planted himself in the space between us and handed me the platter with a bowl of hummus and raw vegetables.

Brushing chocolate crumbs from his tee-shirt, Dad padded into the kitchen. “Have your say, Susan, then don’t bring it up again. This is the holidays and Rae hasn’t been home for over a year. We don’t want to run her off for another year. Or more.”

He sat on the chair with his back to the window, providing a second buffer from my mother.

“You act like it’s my fault.” Mom set her hand against her ample bosom. “She could come home anytime she wanted. But she chose to stay away. I notice she has enough money to purchase a new car and new clothes, but not enough time to find someone in her life.”

I squirmed in my seat like a five year old. How did parents strip away the years and wise decision with a few simple words? My lips parted.

Dad stuffed the end of an eggplant and pesto sandwich in my mouth. “Speak your piece. I will set the timer if I have to.”

Biting down, I tore off the piece and chewed. I loved Dad’s introduction of the timer.

Best of all, Mom hated it.

“Set the timer.” I jerked my chin to the egg-shaped thing on the island. “I want to have my say, too. But I’ll go last.”

And I’d get the last word.

Mom would just have to accept it. I stuffed the rest of the finger sandwich in my mouth and chewed. Perhaps, this Thanksgiving wouldn’t be so bad after all.

Rocking back in his chair, Pops scooped it up then soft balled it to Dad. “Five minutes each. My cooking is too good to give us indigestion.”

“Mom. Pops. Me. Rae.” Dad cranked the chicken’s top half. “Then we spend the rest of the visit catching up.”

Mom drummed her fingernails on the woven mat.

Dad set the timer in the center of the table. “Go.”

The chicken ticked once before Mom started. “You’re far too materialistic. New cars. New wardrobes. And this job of yours. Money. Money. Money. It’s all you ever think about.”

I pressed my thumb and fingers together. A technique I used when she brought up a point I needed to refute, holding onto them like they were tangible things.

“And this business with Viktor. Really, MaryJane, must you reject all of the family values I tried to instill in you? So what if he was involved with a woman when he met you? Love is infinite. There’s plenty to go around, and you might enjoy sharing.” I added the point about Viktor being an uber-minion then deleted it. Some things I couldn’t share.

From the corner of my eye, I spied Viktor leaning against the greenhouse door and spinning his key fob. What was he up to?

“Are you even listening, MaryJane? I should get an extra minute for her ignoring me.”

“I listen with my ears, Mom. Not my eyes.”

Shaking his head, Dad added another minute to Mom’s time.

Right. No interrupting, even when the other person asked a direct question. That little rule turned a five minute lecture into a half an hour diatribe more than once in my teens. I took a bite of a cheddar and tomato sandwich before I added more time.

“I think you haven’t had enough sex. The build-up of all that energy isn’t natural. It’s because you persist on being alone. Alone, isn’t natural.”

I dipped my sandwich in the hummus. Some folks might have been shocked at talk of sex over lunch, not me. It had been nearly a daily occurrence since I hit thirteen. It was fun for surprising visitors.

Could it make Viktor blush?

Not that I wanted him to stick around or anything. As far as I was concerned, he was a disease that I planned to be cured of.

Mom pursed her lips. “You sound sexually constipated in your letters home. If you don’t want a relationship with Viktor, don’t let that stop you from enjoying his talents. The man just oozes sexuality. He has to be a talented lover.”

I blinked. Holy Toledo! Was Mom scoping him out for herself? Would Viktor become Daddy Number Three. No. No way. I gulped my Chai tea.

“I had hoped he would help you with some of your sexual hang-ups.” Mom patted Dad’s hand, then extended her open palm to Pops. “The right men can free you on so many levels.”

I choked on my tea, then sputtered and gasped. I’d seen their hang-ups. I didn’t intend to have hooks and chains in my bedroom.

Mom filled her lungs. “Now, I was able to have some very nice men come out to the commune, to meet you. I want you to give them a chance. Talk to them. You’ll see you can have the life you want. Here with us.”

The timer pinged.

End of round one.

Pops raked it off the table and twisted to reset it. “We were hoping you’d come home after you lost your job. Live here. With us. We know our lifestyle isn’t your choice, but that doesn’t mean it is incompatible with your desire for monogamy. Those men out there were carefully vetted by Aunt Maggie for you.”

I blinked. My parents were trying to match me up.

“We are worried you’ll meet someone who won’t accept us and keep you from us.”

I shook my head. “No way. I couldn’t love anyone like that.”

Tobias Werner’s face popped into my head.

He was my boss, not my lover. Although I had slept with him more than I had any other man. Too bad sex wasn’t involved. Merely, him protecting me.

Pops didn’t add an extra minute for my interruption. “I know you wouldn’t intentionally. But the heart wants what it wants and sometimes those demands override the head.”

Not going to happen. Between me and my blue bugs, I could control myself. I popped a rose radish into my mouth.

“I love you, Doodlebug, and want you home. We could use you to run this place. We’ve branched out. Raising sheep and goats. Making cheese and wool and selling our organic produce at the Farmer’s Markets. We need someone with a sense of business.”

“In Moonbeam’s absence.” Mom interrupted.

“In Moonbeam’s absence.” Pops nodded. “You take after your grandfather that way. He could do magic things with money. No one ever got the best of my father.”

He smiled for a moment before it collapsed.

Rising, I threw my arm around his shoulders and hugged him. Pops had lost his dad six years ago. He’d talked with him at the end, but most of my life the two had been estranged. Pops had chained himself in front of his father’s factories that tested on animals, or prevented harvesting from the lumber companies, or… Well, there had been a lot of protesting in my youth, and I’d met the man only once.

Pops patted my arm and sniffled. “Now, eat up before it gets cold.”

A bark of laughter slipped through my lips. The food was best served cold.

Pops lobbed the timer at Dad, who caught it with one hand.

Wiping his beard with the napkin, he swallowed. “We want you home, Doodlebug. The world is a dangerous place, getting more so every day. Here we can protect you, keep you safe. We won’t interfere with your choices, or your chosen lifestyle. Just. Please, move back home.”

He set the timer on the table. One minute remained.

I reached for it.

“You cannot send Viktor away. Running away didn’t solve problems, only facing them does.” Mom snatched up the timer. “If you don’t want Viktor, then at least consider Alexander Leach or one of the others.”

I flipped through the Rolodex in my mind. Who was Alexander Leach?

“He’s in his prime and good looking. If you’re looking to make Viktor regret not telling you about his lover, Alexander could do it.” Mom plopped the timer down just as it rang.

I plucked it up, silencing it. Where to begin? The men, of course. And the fact that they didn’t think I could find one on my own. Slowly, I twisted the arrow to the five minute mark.

“Did someone mention my name?”

I glanced over my shoulder.

A young man Leaned against the entryway. Wind swept through his overgrown crew cut. Muscle rippled under his coat. Green eyes sparkled as if he knew what activity his name had been paired with. He raked his gaze over me. “You must be Rae.”

He set his hand against his chest and touched his tongue to his upper lip.

My skin tingled. Nails biting into the timer, I pushed out of my chair and loped for the door. “No. Just no.”

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Happy Independence Day USA

Untitled attachment 00031A while ago, America declared its independence from England. Today we celebrate that day with barbecues, get togethers, and fireworks.

For those who need a refresher, this is the beginning of the Declaration of Independence:

“When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.”

As this is an election year, it may be time we the people file other divorce papers, this time from the Republican and Democratic Parties.

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