Fiona Gray speaks out

Do you believe in ghosts? I don’t think I was ever given the option. My names is Fiona Grey and my constant companion is my late fiancé, Milton Davis. While it’s nice never to be alone, it’s hard to never be alone.
Milton and I had grown up together, you see and I used to think of him as another brother. But when the scandal around my birth reach the ears of New York Society’s first 400, even my grandparent’s high social standing couldn’t protect me. Some would say I took the first train West and hid out in with the social upstarts in San Francisco. Milton’s family also had ties in California, thanks to mining ventures, and he accompanied us. In truth, it was his steadfastness that won my heart, but his gambling broke it. My beloved fiancé died two years ago in a coach race, trying to win the favors of a beautiful actress.
The tarnish of yet another scandal stained even my black mourning clothes.
But unlike most Victorian Misses, I am not a shrinking violet with nothing but thoughts of fashion plates, social intrigues and husband hunting in my head. My mother made certain each of her three daughters knew how to function in the world outside of Society.
And while my mother has the gift of the knowing, I don’t think she foresaw how I would become a woman of business so she and my father could tend my sister who has Consumption (Some would say this was proof of our lowly birth). 1890’s business is no place for a lady, let alone a woman. But my parents were such employers that the fellows they did business with tolerated my presence. After a time, I even think that they might have begun to see me as passably capable.
It was while my parents were seeking a cure for my sister’s affliction that the telegram arrived. My uncle needed my mother’s help in talking to the dead. No good ever came from talking to the dead. For one, they seem stuck in the past. Milton is endlessly regaling me with his feats of daring. Alas, I was there during most of these adventures and remember the events differently. I have rebuffed any urge to correct his faulty memories as it only results in him keeping me awake at all hours of the night.
Why don’t the dead need just a little sleep?
Instead of forwarding my uncle’s request to my parents, I undertook the journey to London. I do have plenty of experience with the spirits of the departed and can converse as well with them as with a fancy nob at a ball. Unfortunately, things went from bad to worse the moment I landed. My aunt and uncle’s ship went down and many presume them dead. My aunt’s toadying relations have moved into her townhouse and are terrorizing the staff. As if these problems weren’t enough, I’m an American Heiress in London during the Season.
I thought being twenty-one and so firmly on the shelf that I’m collecting dust would protect me. Instead everyone assumes I’m husband hunting and my aunt’s impoverished relatives are determined that I marry that mushroom, Piers. To make matters worse, Milton has decided I need a husband and is taken it upon himself to find me one.
I would rather join Milton on the other side.
Fortunately, I have a solution at hand. I only need to convince the Earl of Kinglea to cooperate.

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The red Menace

Among scientists there is some debate of the power of nature versus nuture. While, there are some mannerisms that fall firmly under the nuture category, for some things there is no doubt in my mind that nature has the upper hand.
Several years ago I went back to visit my paternal grandparents in Baltimore. Now this was summer. Hot, muggy and the season of fresh sweet corn, Chesapeake Bay blue crabs and tomatoes.
And Tasty Cakes.
But I digress. We moved to Arizona when I was 4, but I remember a backyard garden that gave up the fruits of the earth that were best enjoyed raw. Hmmm baby. So after 6 years of having no garden, it was with delight that I went back to the humidity to get fruit and vegetables that actually had taste. (And the crabs too, but that’s another story)
For breakfast we’d have eggs or cereal and fresh sliced tomatoes. For lunch, it would be a sandwich with a fresh sliced tomato and some reheated corn shaved off of the cobs that weren’t eaten. For dinner, there’d be crab cakes or crab soup with fresh sweet corn and tomatoes.
Yes, my life did revolve around food. I admit I come from a family of foodies. If there was a support group for foodies, I’d join it, if only to exchange recipes.
Alas the foodie gene is not the nature I’m talking about.
You see, I notice while I binged on tomatoes, storing them in a hollow leg for the long years ahead until I could return to feed my taste buds, that always, always, ALWAYS a few red bits would plop onto my shirt. As a child, I thought I would outgrow this habit, maybe learn a bit of hand-eye coordination. Alas, that was not the case.
To this day, I like patterned shirts so when I do drop whatever red thing that I am eating, the mess is disguised and I don’t have to walk around with a giant wet splotch on my clothes. (Cuz things don’t dry quickly in the humidity)
But if this habit could not be eliminated by careful manners, where did it come from?
On this fateful day, I learned how powerful those little bundles of amino acids could be. I was eating my plateful (or third) of fresh tomato slices when the soft gooey center oozed off my fork to plop onto my shirt. I pinched the piece off my shirt (throwing it away would be a crime) then glanced up to see who had noticed. My father smiled, shook his head, then his tomato made it’s own bid to escape–right onto his shirt. Apparently this red wonder gene had been activated because one by one, my grandfather, grandmother and aunt all did the same.
The memory returned to me as I was tasting the salsa I’d just finished making. As I went to change my shirt before my writer’s meeting, I thought how my grandparents may both be gone, they’re still with me.
And the tomato is still on my shirt.
God bless Spray and Wash!

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Once Upon a Cowboy Review

The prodigal son, Joel McCreedy, takes his inheritance and leaves to chase his dreams. When he returns home physically broken, he discovers that he’s been accused of a crime he didn’t commit. Beth Armstrong has always been an obedient daughter, but this time her heart is urging her to rebel and take a chance on Joel.

Ms. Tracy does a wonderful job of showing us the consequences of not allowing faith and those we love help us get over losing love and how it can harm those closest to us. Beth and Joel’s romance provide the nexus point that begins to heal families and their community as Ms. Tracy shows us the true meaning of love.

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Interview with Bella Street

What prompted you to write that first book? Did you always want to be an
author?
I loved to read in my youth (in my day YA was Wuthering Heights and Jane Eyre) but got busy later in life. When I started having kids, I found I needed a leetle avenue for escape and turned to romance novels. One day I read a stinker of a novel and thought even I could do better than that. And so–I kid you not–I got an old Underwood typewriter (word processors had been invented then, I just didn’t have one) and banged out that first horrendous novel. Let’s just say it wasn’t as easy as I thought! But the bug had bitten deep and so I soldiered on through 15 years of conferences, writing classes, crit groups, while making some lifelong friends along the way.

How do you decide which story to write?

Who knows how random thoughts start in my festering brain. LOL But once I get an idea that sticks, I begin obsessing, then start character dossiers, map out plot lines, writing down the goals, motivations and conflicts–then usually ending up nowhere I started. The Z Word (book one of Apocalypse Babes) was originally about a group of empty-headed, 20-somethings who had done so much tanning, gelling, spa treatments, chemical peels etc that they were the only ones who survived the apocalypse. It’s gone in a slightly different direction and now has zombies. LOL

Can you tell us a little bit about your latest release?

My latest release is book three of Apocalypse Babes, entitled iRobotronic (book two was The X Factor) . I describe it this way: “Time travel, wormholes, pink velour, Unresolved Sexual Tension…it all just keeps going. The latest entry in this skiffy-rom-goth-com (don’t ask) is called iRobotronic. Metaphors abound. Angst is ratcheted up. Pink velour gets torn. And a couple of characters even make it out of the compound, but, Keanu wants to know, it is just a glitch in the Matrix? All this and more for a measly 99 cents.”

You’ve created such wonderful worlds in both the Z Word and the X Factor,
can we expect a sequel soon?

Thanks! Book four (Kumbaya Much) will be coming out in 2 or 3 months. Let’s just say some the ‘tension’ comes to a head and we’ll leave it at that. LOL

What made you write a zombie book?

Shaun of the Dead is my all time favorite zombie movie and The Z Words pays it homage from time to time (along with nods to Resident Evil, Fido and other media. What I love so much about zombies is that they represent something you can’t outrun, whether it’s death or your past. It will always catch up to you when you least expect it. The ‘Apocalypse Babes’ have quite a few secrets and issues they’d like to keep on the down low.

Are you ever going to explain why the sky is pink and the ground glitters
in your zombie series? Yes-ish. Maybe not a scientific answer, but one that hopefully satisfies. In later books it’s known as the Pink Hair-net of Time. And the sparkly sand is a nod to the film Night of the Comet.

Do you plot your stories out or do you just start writing?

I do heavy characterization, symbolism, psychology, and sketch out major plot points, but the rest is wingin’ it (before all the editing).

What was the funniest thing you learned about your hero/heroine from writing
their story? That Gareth once tickled the keys of a Glockenspiel.

Which of your characters is most like you and which is least like you? If you ask my kids, I’m most like Fiona or Addison–snarky and megalomaniackish. I feel an affinity for Malone. And I’m definitely least like Lani.

Can you describe your office or where you normally write?

On an ottoman with my laptop at the end of my bed. Someday I’ll get an office. I actually do have one, but the kids have taken it over and play their video games in there, so I hide in my room and employ dangerous yoga moves to get the kinks out of my back while writing.

Which came first the plot or the characters?

Character. All my stories are character-driven. If a rockin’ plot doesn’t have an empathetic hero/heroine, my interest wanes. I need to have a reason to care.

Have you ever gotten stuck while writing a scene or chapter? How did you
overcome it?
All the time. Especially while I write. When I’m in the shower away from a pen, or about to fall asleep and too tried to move, ideas come fast and furious. It’s highly annoying. Sometimes I try to force myself to power through the problem, but mostly I play mahjong or read Fail Blog and tell myself it’s to get the creative juices flowing. Uh huh.

What is the wackiest thing that’s ever happened to you since you started
writing?
Getting published. After 15 years of angst and dashed hopes (I only had 2 ebooks and a traditionally pubbed novella to my credit), the wackiest thing has been the opportunity to be published via Kindle. I’m still gobsmacked and keep waiting for it to have all been a mirage.

Did you do any research for your book and, if so, did you find any
interesting information that you had to include in the story?

I love the research almost more than the writing (and it’s a handy way to avoid editing and still call it work). I spend hours and hours sussing out symbols to use, subtext to employ, anything to deepen the layers or colorize the story.

Where can readers find out more about you?

Most of my official info is on my website, but if you want to see where I embarrass myself and others, follow my blog, and on Twitter and Facebook.

Thanks, Linda! This has been a blast!

It’s been great having you.

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Bio: Living so close to Nashville has provoked me to take up fiddle lessons. Until my tunes are fit for human consumption, I enjoy paranormal stories (Buffy, Sookie Stackhouse, Kitty Norville, Kelley Armstrong) or anything that combines romance with the just plain weird.

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To Self-Publish or not to Self-Publish

Lately, I’ve been considering publishing my own work through kindle, smashwords, nook etc. I’ll admit, the idea scares the beejabbers out of me. For one, I am well aware of my weakness as a writer (Grammar) and I find poorly edited works to be a pain in the tookus. So as friends, writing partners and my husband encourage me to go for it and reap the benefits of what I write, here are the things that are on the scale:

PRO: I control the schedule
CON: I’ll lose writing time by doing it all myself
CON: I may not be able to get format it correctly for the different devices
PRO: I get to chose the cover art myself
CON: I need to find someone who excels at editing
PRO: I can track my efforts in marketing better and make adjustments
CON: Taxes get a lot more complicated if I set up a company to protect my writing
CON: Getting reviews will be harder
PRO: I’ll get all my books published
PRO: I’ll make the same if not more money than I do now
PRO: I can set a price to make my books more competitive and hopefully build a reader market.
PRO: THere are others who’ve done all this before and will help me through the process.

I’m sure there are other things to consider that I’ve overlooked, so if you know one please mention it. I need something else to obsess over:-)

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Stranded on a Deserted Island

Recently, I came across a series of questions that I thought were interesting. Not just for what the answers said about me, but also as a writing exercise. Given that I’ve been a bit sleep deprived for the last few day, I decided to use one of them for today’s blog.

So, if you were stranded on a deserted island what three things would you bring?

Before I could even begin to answer this, some things had to be established. First, I want a Gillian’s Island, not a barren patch of sand with one coconut tree and nothing else. I want room to roam, I need fresh water and food. I’m even to forgo the presence of beef and pork to eat seafood (bleah, so not a fan of the liver of the sea). Upon this island, there needs to be plenty of raw materials for building a hut and basic cloth for clothing, hammocks, mats, and baskets etc.

If all those things are included, I can then turn my mind to my three things.

First–I’d bring tools, including a machete and other simple hand toolsfor building my hut and furnishing it. As a bonus they can work well to build defensive weapons against animals and two-legged predators.

Second–I’d bring my husband. (Insert the ah that’s so cute) He has his uses, but mostly he’s my best friend and I like having him around. Besides it’s nice to have someone to help build the hut, gather the food, etc, and he’ll always find the absurd in any situation. Laughter would make our exile so much better.

Third–I’d bring my iPad with a solar cell charging system. Because, I can’t stop writing, it’s much too addicting and I’d get music, email, books and games plus I could document our stay.

So what would you bring?

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Name the Bear, Win Stuff!

(From Elizabeth Burton – forwarded by Linda Andrews)

Twenty-odd years ago, my mom bought me a little white wizard bear at an after-Christmas sale. When I joined Zumaya Publications, he/she became our unofficial mascot.

Now, we’re going to make the bear our OFFICIAL mascot, but he/she needs a name. So, for the next month, until ArmadilloCon 33 in August here in Austin, send us your suggestions for what to name the bear. If your name is chosen, we’ll send you a new Kindle loaded with Zumaya ebooks and some other cool swag or a terrific computer attache full of signed Zumaya paperbacks—your choice. We’ll give prizes to the nine runners-up, too.

Send your suggestion to zumayaebooks@gmail.com; please include your address with your entry. Entries will be judged by a panel of Zumaya authors and the winner announced on August 28th. You may enter as often as you like, but you must be 13 years old or more to enter. Sorry–legal stuff. And Zumaya authors and their immediate families will have to forego the fun, too. I’ll make it up to y’all, I swear.

Let the contest begin!

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The Z Word by Bella Street

I admit I am a fan of all things zombie, so when Ms. Street guest blogged on I site I routinely visit I was intrigued by her book. And a free (on Smashwords for limited time) book is enough to make me try most authors. So I downloaded it because hey who wouldn’t want a time traveling tracksuit.
The book starts out in a fashionable shopping mall in Hollywood and then whoosh, the main character Seffy is transported to another place with pink skies, glittery dirt and zombies. Normally, she’d be a meat snack (and deservedly so), but her loyal friends manage to rescue her even from herself.
Seffy is an interesting character for an apocalyptic novel. Vain, self-centered, and shallow, she brings avoidance of issues to the level of an Olympic sport. She’s also a contradiction– for someone so set on being an actress, she’s not very interested in watching movies or television. She clings to her designer tracksuit, first as a status symbol then as a security blanket. And finally, as the trappings of her WeHo life begin to crumble, a Seffy equal to the challenges ahead begins to emerge.
Ms. Street is to be highly commended for her original cast of characters and the brilliant world she creates. Layered with cultural references from the eighties and today, The Z Word is an exciting and fast-paced mix of adventure and dysfunction. The first book in a six book series, The Z Word raises far more questions then it answers and does a wonderful job of providing plot twists one after the other such that some might suffer from whiplash.
So if you’re looking for a fun way to spend an afternoon, I’d recommend adding The Z Word to your reading list. Its cast of Scooby-Doo characters, snappy dialogue and Shaun of the Dead/Zombieland surrealism is quite entertaining.

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Grillin’ Adventures

I love grilled food. Especially the blackened bits that usually contain fats and may cause cancer. Those things. That I know is a genetic trait. I get it from my mother, who only thinks it’s toast if it’s burnt. So I come by it honestly.
The anti-raw bits of meat is probably a past life thing. Must have been death by nasty parasite sometime when I wasn’t an Egyptian queen or Joan of Arc.
The problem I have is actually grilling the things. Sure I can turn on the gas, then look away as I frantically away push the magic starter button trying to get the grill started before it erupts in to a fireball.
That is the easy part.
Cooking it all the way through to the center apparently requires some cave mojo that got chlorinated out of my gene pool around the time of the industrial revolution (gone the way of the Dodo, don’t you know?). I know I must have had it. After all, I’m a direct descendant of those open pit grilling cavedwellers. I’ve even seen pictures of hearty folks preparing feasts in a minivan sized fireplace.
I would like to reinsert the missing grilling sequence back into my DNA. But until then, I’ll keep practicing when no one is looking and fantasize about Bobbitting those men folk who grill entire entrees that aren’t bloody in the center.

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You’re an animal

Sixty percent of all Americans owe a pet. That is a huge number. Don’t worry, I’m not here to sell you the next amazing pet product. But it does mean that animals play a part in most American’s lives and yet how many pets are represented in fiction?
I have written fourteen 100K novels. I think I have featured pets in half of that number and other animal-human interaction in two more. I’m not really surprised. I am a pet owner. We have one dog and four cats in our family. (Don’t worry about the dog, he’s pretty sure he’s a cat. A really, really big cat. The cats know better.)
Our dog was a rescue puppy, one cat was bought through Petsmart, one was rescued by my husband at his job (she was about to be squished by a forklift, and two were rescued by me, hand fed by me as they were only a week and a half old, de-fleaed by me, (Mom was eaten by a coyote) yet they belong to my oldest daughter. Cats! Where’s the loyalty. Okay, technically, I belong to the dog and he makes sure the other animals know it.
So, I like to read about animals in books. To me it is normal for people to have them in their lives. Yet I also understand that some plot lines aren’t going to work as well if we have to bring along Fido or Fluffy. But if your going to include animals, they need to be more than just a prop or a marketing point.
Make the animals count.
Make their personalities as unique as any other character’s.
Make them reflect a trait of the protagonists.
And don’t forget where they are!
I just recently read a book where the dog disappeared halfway through I even though I went back and check I never saw them again.
Not a nice thing to do to the dog or the reader!

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