Black Summer

Like many other people, when Black Summer came across my Netflix feed, I thought it was related the Z Nation. I spent the first 2 episodes trying to figure out where we were in the zombie apocalypse. Then I read that Black Summer isn’t part of Z Nation. I’m not sure if that made the show better or worse.

But the hubbinator and I watched the entire season over one weekend. Because… Zombies.

It took a while for me to warm up to the main lead, Rose a mother searching for her daughter. I liked Spears pretty much from the get go, and of all the cast members, he was probably the most savvy one regarding survival.

And then there is Sun. A Korean woman with limited English trapped so far from home. She was funny and always the odd man out.

Lance was next, but that guy needs a better sense of direction as he is always getting lost and isolated with the zombies closing in. Between him and Sun, they made this series more unique than the others.

There were plenty of other characters, and a surprisingly large body count which made me reluctant to invest in anyone as they weren’t always victims of zombies.

Overall, I enjoyed the series and can’t wait for Season 2.

Until next time.

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How I spent my weekend

Apparently that story in my head isn’t willingly coming out. So, I spent my weekends doing other things. Fun things. Like yard work, and vacuuming the pool, and picking weeds.

And I ordered bunches of beads to learn new techniques. Or in this case refine my stringing techniques.

Here are some of my projects:

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It’s nice to have something to show for my work, but I’m not sure what to do with them:D

Until next time

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Cramming it in

I don’t know about you, but when we get paid, we tend to shop for all the food we need across two days. In theory, this means we don’t have to go out again for 2 weeks.

Of course, theories are nice but then you test them and find out you still have to go to the store to pick up something. And then there’s the fact that since we are paid every other week, every other weekend is spent running errands with no time to relax (notice I didn’t say clean the house).

There is a bonus…actually several of them. My husband is more inventive at cursing other drivers than I am. It is an amazing feat. And we enjoy the looks and cleared zone around us as we discuss some truly bizarre things.

But, this weekend we are going to try something different and cram all that foraging into one fun filled night of making things fit in the fridge, freezer, and the expert level Tetris skills required for stuffing things in the pantry. We are blessed.

Until next time!

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Wired

Like most Americans these days, I like to watch YouTube and other websites to learn new techniques. Since I have become addicted to making jewelry, I’ve been choosing tutorials that increase my skill level a little at a time.

A couple weeks ago, one of the beading sites I stalk had a video and instructions on wire wrapping. I’ve never tried wire wrapping but I had most of the components for it, including buttons. I had accidentally purchase buttons during a sale and hadn’t quite figured out what to do with them.

And then voila.

Like magic this video gave me an idea—wire wrapped bracelets with a button focal. So, this last weekend I sat down and made these:

I deviated a little by adding the seed beads, but over all, I like how they turned out.

Until next time!

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Book Signing at Phoenix Fan Fusion (formerly Phoenix Comicon)

I’ll be with Vijaya Schartz signing my books and admiring the creativity at Phoenix Fan Fusion (formerly Phoenix Comicon) on May 23rd through May 26th. FMI

We’ll be in Artist Alley table A404. So stop by and say hi.

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I’m not sure what color my hair will be, but if you have a suggestion, leave a comment below.

I hope to see some of you there!

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These Divided States: High Price to Pay

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Chapter 8

Jane jolted awake but willed her body to remain motionless and her eyes closed. Her brain commanded her to run, to hide, but years of self-imposed paralysis held. She was safe here. No one could come into her office, storefront or apartment upstairs. Not without the security codes. 

And Tyler wouldn’t try to crack them in broad daylight.

A slow exhale calmed her panic. Her worn pajamas comforted her. Fatigue fogged her brain even as fear refused to allow her body more than a moments rest.

Thoughts resumed, processing the information from her senses. Paper crinkled under her cheek. Her toes curled into the indentations of her worn bunny slippers. A dumpster clattered to the ground in the alley. The rumble of a garbage truck shook the metal door.

The office. 

She was in her office. Memories roiled through her. She’d retreated here, trying to bore herself to sleep.

Or find inspiration to get rid of Tyler Payne. Permanently.

She could run. Running and hiding had worked when her mother had been raped and murdered. But she wasn’t seven.

Tyler would find her. 

And kill her. 

Why had she used the machine guns to scare him away? No amount of money was worth this. Hell, the launch of Nirvana could have waited another day or two. Now, the element of surprise was gone. Which left her where? 

In her office. Fatigue pulled at her. Dammit, she needed sleep. And not just for the long night ahead. She needed a clear mind to think. Her old standbys had failed her. Physical action had increased her heart rate, but inspiration had eluded her while she cleaned up the glass and candy. Dusting the ginger jars in the showroom had left her sneezing, not inspired. The hour spent on her accounting reports resulted in the numbers dancing and nothing else.

She was a dead woman.

Unless she thought of something. Her fingers curled into fists. Her nose twitched from a whiff of soap. Pine soap. Not the kind that she used. Her heart lodged in her throat. Fabric whispered behind her. 

“You’re awake.” A man spoke. “That’s too bad.”

Her brain compared the deep baritone to Tyler’s. Not Ty. There was a chance she could talk her way out of this. She could survive.

“That’s a shame.” Cold metal drilled the back of her skull. “Now you’re going to hear the bullet before it kills you.”

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Reset

It is one aspect of modern life that I hate. Resetting all those passwords to make my daily rounds online.

And it seems I’ll be doing it a lot. Our webmail account apparently gets confused if there are too many online cookies and passwords. And when it is confused, the webmail doesn’t open.

Which is annoying.

Hence, the daily dumping of passwords and cookies so that every morning I get to log in to everything again.

Fun times. Not.

Ah well. It could be worse. I could actually have to remember all those passwords. Instead, I allow the cloud to store them all and select them when needed. I don’t always get it right the first time, but eventually I find the right one.

Until next time.

 

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Happy Easter

I wish all of you a very happy Easter.

 

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Giveaway of These Divided States: High Price to Pay

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Jane froze at the sight of Tyler Payne, her ex-lover, glowering from the doorway of her shop. Do something. Say something. Hit the panic button under the counter and get the Corporate Police here.

The deadbolt hit home like a shot. Muscle upon muscle rippled along Tyler’s arms, causing the tattoos of naked women to dance seductively around his brown Cain’s mark. Early morning sunlight filtered through the bullet-proof glass of her windows to glint on the throwing knives and stars on his belt.  His pecs twitched under his black wife-beater shirt. 

Christ, his breasts were bigger than hers. Jane punched the hysteria into submission. “I see you had time to work out while you were away.”

His dark eyes narrowed. “‘Roids kept me from being someone’s bitch.”

And they probably helped him find someone to take care of his needs. He’d always been flexible that way. And now he was back. She inhaled slowly, willed her heart not to gallop out of her chest. She was used to violence, knew it for the tool it was.

Tyler loved violence and terror for their own sake.

Setting her trembling hand on the countertop, she swept it over the cold marble. “So what can I do for you?”

“What can you do for me?” Running his hand over his bald head, he swaggered toward the counter. “Aren’t you all uppity?”

Memories swept through her like a tsunami. The bastard considered manners as a sign of weakness, something to exploit. Had serving a better class of addicts made her soft? No. Fuck no. Raising her chin, she stared him in the eyes. “What the fuck do you want, Ty?”

The obscene language tasted bitter; the anger stretched her skin nearly to the breaking point.

“You always did have a way with your mouth.” His attention dropped to her lips. “When I was in the Pen, I’d remember when you were so eager to please that you’d greet me at the door on your knees.”

She remembered she’d thought she’d loved him, remembered his whispers of love and promises to take care of her.

She remembered too damn much.

But knew only one thing—she could only depend upon herself. “You and your hand should appreciate the memories because that’s all you’re ever gonna have.”

“Eventually you’ll come begging for me to take you back.”

The hell she would. She’d hadn’t clawed her way out of a cesspit to fall back into a sewer. “Fuck you.”

His lips quirked. Tugging a throwing knife from his belt, he scraped under his clean fingernails. “Maybe later, Plain Janie. I’ve come to collect what you owe me.” He glanced around the shop. “And interest for using me.”

“Using you?” She flattened her palms on the counter. Faint white lines marred her forearms, souvenirs when he’d cut her to suck her blood when he was high. “You hacked my inventory to steal drugs, cut the cocaine with baby powder, and nearly ruined by business.”

When she’d reported the discrepancies to the DOA, they’d suspended her license for three months and shut her out of her business so they could investigate. Months she and Penny spent living on the streets. The gutter smelled just like her childhood, but Penny deserved better. 

And Jane vowed never to let love turn her stupid again. “State your business then get the hell out.”

He tossed the knife.

The motion stirred the air near her cheek. Glass shattered. Blue candies poured from the remains of the ginger jar and rained onto the floor. Feral cryptocurrency cards poked out of the wreckage. Her savings! She gulped air.

He tossed more stars. Shards of glass glittered in the rainbow of colored candies. White cards jutted like jagged teeth from the destruction. She mentally tabulated the value of the feral cards.

Christ, a half million feral credits, untraceable by any government, were exposed to the light. Had he noticed?

Tyler pinched her chin and pulled her face closer to his. “Think you can make me leave, Janie?” 

“No.” She forced the word out.

“That’s right, babe.” He slapped her across the face while his grip prevented her from moving to lessen the blow.

Her skin burned. Her tooth nicked her tongue; blood flooded her mouth. She couldn’t stop the bastard, not by herself. But she wasn’t alone. She had friends. Military surplus friends like Saco and Herstal. She slipped a hand under the counter and pushed the emergency button. A soft whirl indicated her security system had received her distress.

Tyler raised his hand.

She flinched and braced herself for another blow.

Chuckling, he pulled his signature machete from the scabbard on his back and set the blade against her cheek. “Cops won’t get here before I fuck you up good, babe.”

Blood poured like warm syrup down her face as he sliced open the skin.

“I haven’t called the cops.” Pain cleared her head. Her finger settled on the trigger of the old-fashioned joystick mounted to the shelf under the counter.

“That’s because you owe me.” Lowering the blade point to her breast, he licked the blood from her cheek.

“Yeah, I owe you.” Over his shoulder, she eyed the submachine guns that had dropped from their cubbies in the ceiling. She’d be in serious trouble if anyone found them, especially with the homemade silencers. 

As for actually shooting him… The Cain’s mark may mean no investigation, but her business would be shut down for days. She couldn’t afford the loss of profit. Not if she wanted out.

“I know just how you’ll repay me.” He cut the fabric over one breast, exposing her lace bra.

With a flick of her wrist, the machine gun targeted his back. “Picturing its all you’ll ever do, asshole.”

His eyes darkened, and he raised the machete.

“One more cut and I’ll be calling the cops to scrub pieces of your sorry ass outta my carpet.” She pointed to the gun.

Tyler turned, paled under his cinnamon skin. “Fucking bitch. Here I was gonna play nice for old times sake.”

She depressed the trigger. The chamber clicked empty.

He flinched then smiled. “You shoulda loaded the gun.”

“The first one is always empty. The next one explodes your skull.” She cocked an eyebrow. “Call my bluff. I dare you.”

He raised his hands and backed away from the counter. Crimson beaded along the length of his blade before he sheathed it. “My employer is offering you two hundred thousand credits for your dispensary license, less the sixty percent you owe me, and you could buy that piece of dirt you dream about.”

Two hundred thousand. Her business was worth ten times that. Not that she’d tell Tyler.

He must have been impressed by the number. “Do you still got that picture of your dream house under the counter, Janie? Dreaming of the day, you can pass as normal.”

Embarrassment heated her skin.

“Fuck you. And your offer.” She angled the joystick so the muzzle tracked him to the door. Tempting. So very tempting, but the money. She needed it, especially with a new product coming on the market tonight. “I’m not selling.”

His skin darkened. “I’ll give you a week, then the value goes down five hundred a week until the cops haul your ass out of here in a body bag.” 

“If I’m dead, my license goes to the next person on the waiting list. I seriously doubt that’s your employer.” No one with a record could be a dispenser. That was the law. They needed her alive if they wanted her license.

“You’ll sign before you die, slowly.” He fingered the knives at his belt. “Your right hand will be mutilation free. At least until you sign.”

Jane jerked on the trigger. A bullet streaked past his cheek, nicked his ear, and thunked into the bullet-proof glass. “Next time I won’t miss.”

“You’ll pay for that, bitch. You’ll fucking pay.” Holding his bloody ear, he staggered outside.

The door remained open.

Jane held her breath, forcing her heart to slow to normal. One second. Two. Her legs buckled. She staggered until she slammed into the wall but remained on her feet. The impact rocketed up her spine, clattered out her skull. She shoved her hands into her mouth to stop a scream from escaping. Gears ground as the machine guns returned to their hiding spaces in the ceiling. 

Ohgodohgod, what had she done?

Wounding Tyler was a mistake.

She should have killed him.

He was going to kill her.

Should she take the cards and run? Her gaze lowered to the shelf. Clear packing tape secured a news clipping to the space next to the machine guns’ joystick. Boards covered the house’s windows, the porch sagged, and the steps were missing from the stoop. A dead tree leaned over the house, and a frayed rope dangled from a skeletal branch. Her trembling hand swept over the tall grass as if to push it aside to find the tire that had fallen from the rope.

She traced the numbers under the photo. One million credits to buy a home and land. A place where she and Penny belonged, where no one could kick them out. Ever.

Her hand fisted over the paper. She just needed another year. Less if Penny’s new drug took off. She would be safe then. 

Right. And pigs had started their own aerial acrobatic school. 

Ty would find her.

Then kill her. Slowly.

Unless she killed him first.

He wouldn’t be her first cold-blooded murder. She wiped her damp hands on her jeans. Bile burned up the back of her throat at the thought of another tally mark on her body count. She swallowed the bitterness down. She was a survivor. He was an addict. A felon with a record. A suspect in two deaths of other ‘dicts. 

No one would miss Tyler Payne.

And she would be safe. Straightening, she stood, lit a vanilla candle to mask the scent of gunpowder. After locking up, she’d take a nap. She had five days to plan. Lifting the hinged portion of the counter, she stepped into the main body of her shop. A flash of red caught her eye. Damn, the candy had made it out here.

She’d have to clean up before going to bed.

She reached for the door to close it.

A quartet of men in suits, red power ties, and leather briefcases slapping their creased pant legs entered. They dismissed her with a glance to stare at the jars behind her. They pointed and considered what the colors meant.

Newbies. A real connoisseur would know candy from drugs. The skin at her nape itched. Damn, she hadn’t hidden her stash of feral cards. If she lost them… She wouldn’t. These men made their money by stealing it legally, and she’d take her share. She shut the door, wiped the blood from her cheek, then made sure the lock clicked before strolling behind the counter. “May I help you, gentlemen?”

Fire engine red flashed in her peripheral vision. A Ferrari nosed into a handicapped space in front of her shop. Both car doors opened at the same time. A dirty-blond haired man exited the passenger side. Rubbing his nose, he spoke to the driver in a black chauffeur’s uniform.

One of the businessmen broke free of the group and sidled closer to the counter. He stroked his goatee, glanced left then right before lowering his voice. “I heard I can buy Misty Seas here.”

God, one of those. If she’d known, she would have worn a trench coat. Too bad her encounter with Ty pile drove the James Cagney right out of her. “How many do you wish to buy?”

He blinked and frowned. “Six.”

Her gaze cut to the three stooges memorizing the poster of the Eiffel Tower. “The law prohibits you from sharing your stash with friends.”

“I know the law.” Goatee slapped the counter. “I’m a lawyer.”

God save her. At least, he wouldn’t haggle about the price. Jane lifted the inventory control tablet, merged the count with the new Certificate of Analysis before switching to the dispensary orders. “I’ll need to scan your Cain’s mark and, of course, your currency card.”

Removing an alligator-skin billfold from his breast pocket, he tugged a white card free then slapped it on the counter. A gold and sapphire cuff link plinked to the counter before he rolled up his sleeve. The skin remained pink around his new Cain’s mark.

Her hair stood on end. Many had tried to steal Penny’s designer drugs mix before. With the way this one dressed, he had money behind him. Would he succeed?

“Thank you.” Removing the interface wand, she covered the brand new Cain’s mark. Goatee’s real name popped up on the screen. So did his heart condition and his job as a lawyer with Stateside Pharmaceuticals. She entered his order and six life-threatening hazards popped up. The dude liked to live dangerously. He also patronized a Snobsdale dispensary on a regular basis.

Maybe not corporate spies. 

Maybe word was spreading on Mainlining about Penny’s designer trips. “Please read the warnings then acknowledge them by placing your palm on the reader.”

He rolled his eyes, ignored the possibilities of heart attack, stroke, seizures and three other obscure things and slapped his hand on the surface. “Now can I have my pills?”

Jerk. She ran his card. The wall behind her hummed when the charge cleared. The canister shot through the pneumatic tube under the counter and sighed to a stop. “Just approve the charges and you’re good to go.”

His eyes widened at the price but he dutifully pressed his thumb to the pad. “They better be worth it.”

“Like all drugs, your mileage may very.” Asstard. Removing the plastic baggie with a caricature of a surfer flashing the peace sign from the canister, she set the drugs on the counter.

Goatee Lawyer stared at the aquamarine capsules to the candy jars behind her. “Why don’t you store the stuff behind you?”

Because she didn’t have a death wish. “The designer stuff requires a constant temp to be stable. You do want a good trip for your money, don’t you?”

He grabbed the drugs, ripped open the sealed plastic and plopped one in his mouth. Glaring at her, he rolled it around his tongue before swallowing it down dry.

Like that made him a real man. She jerked her head toward the fridge in the corner with complimentary water. “They work faster with water.”

Tucking the rest in his pocket, he swaggered toward the fridge.

A shadow shifted in front of the door. The dirty-blond man from the Ferrari twitched in the entryway and tugged on his jug ears. Brad Zinkle had arrived. The most famous of her steady stream and her first legit regular client.

Jane buzzed him inside before turning her attention to the next man. “How may I help you?”

His attention flicked to her reddened cheek and cut before he averted his gaze. Right, if you didn’t notice it, nothing happened. He licked his oversized lips and picked at the pimple on his chin while staring over her shoulder. “Six Misty Seas, please.”

Definitely his first time. They’re the only ones who bothered with manners; the others thought she deserved the violence. “Cain’s mark and currency card, please.”

He fumbled with his wallet. A snapshot of a pretty blond woman landed next to his court id badge and card. 

Scratching his pale scalp under his short blond hair, Brad scuttled to the counter. His chewed nails drummed on the marble. “I need a fix, Jane. You’re the only one still in business that I trust.”

“Back of the line, buddy.” The suit behind pimple man snarled.

Brad twitched, scratched at the scabs stuck like dried rose petals to his avatar tattoos. “I have a deadline.”

“And we have somewhere to be.” Goatee man shoved a bottle of water into the suit’s gym-toned gut.

Brad tugged on his ear, pulling the protruding half-moon shape farther from his lean face. “Something to keep me going for another few hours.”

The suits rolled their shoulders.

Brad returned to drumming on the counter.

Jane scanned Pimple’s Cain’s mark. One of these days Brad was going to have the shit kicked out of him. He needed to get his head out of those video games he created and step into the real world. Pimple boy’s health history returned clean, so the warnings were generic.

Like anyone read or heeded them. People still smoked cigarettes, for Christ’s sake. She shoved the list at Pimples. “Read the warnings then place your palm on the pad.”

Pimple’s Adam’s apple shimmied in his scrawny throat as he scanned the list.

Brad’s tempo increase. “Jane.”

She removed an intoxication meter from under the counter and slid it toward Brad. The beige device looked like a digital thermometer on steroids. Of course, this one measured all the substances in a person’s saliva. To dispense to someone over the limit meant an automatic revocation of a license. “Suck on this while you wait.”

The suits sniggered.

Brad frowned. His mouth opened then closed.

Arching one eyebrow, Jane ran Pimple’s card. In the four years she’d known the game designer, she knew twitch and pick were his baseline not a symptom of a high. She also knew he was active online, and she had a new drug to bring to market.

Brad’s brow smoothed and he stuck the tip in his mouth. The machine beeped and a spinning top swept the readout.

The suits began to squirm.

Her WTF meter pinged. Why were they afraid of the addict meter? The law only required her to use it if a customer exhibited obvious signs of impairment. The lawyers acted sober. What were they up to? She worked through their identical orders without learning anything else.

They left en masse. The door lock engaged behind them.

Brad removed the meter and wiped his tongue on his sleeve. “You know they’re probably trying to steal the formula for the Misty Seas, don’t ya?”

“Probably.” Many had tried before. All had failed. She checked Brad’s results. Sober, not even alcohol this time. “But as Penny is always telling me, it’s the synthesis not the quantity that drives the drug.”

He jerked his chin at her check before tossing a crumpled fast food napkin on the counter. “They do that to you?”

She smiled at his whiplash conversation.

“Nah. That was an ex, wanting to reminisce.” She dabbed at the cut. Not much blood. She’d always been a fast healer.

Brad nodded and scratched the stubble on his chin before removing his card and baring his brown Cain’s mark. “You let me know if he comes back, right. Not because I’m, you know, but, well, you have the best drugs chef anywhere. ”

“Sure.” Not. She could clean up her own messes. Jane merged his intoxication results with the digital file on his Cain’s mark. “And no, I will not introduce you to my cook.”

“Why not? I’m rich, young, good-looking and am half in love with the woman.”

“You’re in love with her cocktails.” Jane ordered up one free sample of the new drug, Nirvana. “Besides, she’s sixty, has breasts down to her knees and liver spots.”

He set his hand over the center of his chest and staggered back. “Stop. You’re turning me on.”

She shook her head. “Between the two of you, you have enough brainpower to overthrow a small island nation.”

He grinned, flashing even white teeth. “I was thinking we’d start with a small Latin American country and work our way north.”

They probably could, too. Thank God they liked people and wanted to help, not hurt, them. It made no sense, but there it was. Jane tugged the baggie with the red heart from the canister and set it on the counter. “It’s called Nirvana. It’ll perk you up, open your senses to the universe then tuck you in bed like your favorite mother.”

“Seriously?”

“That’s what the lady said.” Jane rested her elbows on the counter. A woman’s silhouette moved across the door then shifted away. “And it’s not all at once, but one after the other.”

Brad whistled low. “Three drugs in one. The lady is an artiste.”

“Yeah, well, it won’t come cheap. Sixty credits a pop.” Jane mentioned the price because she knew he’d pass the information along on Mainlining. His review would let customers know if it was worth the cost.

He tore the package and rolled the heart between his thumb and forefinger then sniffed it. “I’m sure it will be worth it.”

“Anything else?”

“Yeah, three Sunsets.” He mentioned Penny’s first concoction—a pill that mitigated the downward slide and allowed addicts to show up to work the next morning. “You know how amped up a new game makes me.”

“Just give Nirvana a clean slate first.” Jane presented him with the bill.

“I always do.” He pressed his thumb to the scanner. “By the way, keep December free. We’ll be having a launch party for the new game, and I’ll need you to provide the party favors.”

“You bet.” Her attention drifted to the bullet embedded in the bullet resistant glass. 

Tyler peered inside as he walked in front of her store.

A cold draft trailed down her spine. She needed a plan on how to survive Tyler’s next visit. Otherwise, she’d be dead in five days.

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For the birds

As I’ve mentioned in previous posts, our stale and spotty bread gets thrown to the birds outside our house. We enjoy looking at the birds year round, so it is nice that they show up when our plants are just blooming and throwing out seeds.

I’ll admit, the birds have a preference for some types of bread over others. But eventually, it all gets eaten.

But apparently, not only by the birds.

It seems our dog has decided that since the food is just lying around, he can claim it, too.

So as he is casually acting like he’s sniffing around for potty purposes, he scoop a partial slice up and hold it in his mouth (the crunching would give him away). Then he waits until he’s inside before finding a spot and chowing down, splashing crumbs much like Cookie Monster.

We’ve managed to catch him a few times, thanks to the drool hanging from his mouth, but he is a clever puppy. And very determined.

Apparently, we are learning a new game. Who ever said old dogs can’t teach you a new trick?

Until next time!

 

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