What’s Happening to Me?

Sometime in the distant past, I underwent that purgatory known as puberty. You, yourself, may have experienced that wonderous period of acne, voice changing, hair growth and hormonal mood swings.
Fun times, right?
Sure-If a root canal without novacaine is your idea of a good time.
Around the end of my teens, my body and I reached a detente of sorts. Once a month of so, I would binge on chocolate-covered salt, wear looser pants and lock myself away from my loved ones to avoid saying things like, “Your teacher was wrong; there are such things as stupid questions.” and “Be glad that our family is long-lived, because time will heal the pain I’m about to inflict.”
Not exactly words that promote strong, healthy relationships–although in social Darwinism…
But I digress.
For several decades, I had a system that worked. Then some #$%##@! changed the rules. My family is blessed with early on-set menopause.
I do not feel blessed, I feel fricking cursed, betrayed and outright lied to. Why exactly do I, as a woman, get to go through puberty twice? Who made up these darn rules and can I sue them for cruel and unusual punishment, or, at least, aim a Tommy gun at them?
And as my default emotion is homicidial rage, this hormonal tinkering is not a good thing. EVER!
Fortunately, I am human, see me adapt.
Unfortunately, I’m not quite certain who I’ll be at the end of my hormonal oddessy.
But I won’t be the same as I am now.
I am already waging a campaign of psychological warfare that would made the CIA proud. But the dark moments stil surface. Sometimes I give into them. Intelligent Design is a result of one such episode.
And let me just say the cover is just the beginning.
Most of the time, I fight the anger. One way or the other, I’ll emerge from this hormonal forge stronger, better, and lots of fodder for more stories.

About Linda Andrews

Linda Andrews lives with her husband and three children in Phoenix, Arizona. When she announced to her family that her paranormal romance was to be published, her sister pronounce: "What else would she write? She’s never been normal." All kidding aside, writing has become a surprising passion. So just how did a scientist start to write paranormal romances? What other option is there when you’re married to romantic man and live in a haunted house? If you’ve enjoyed her stories or want to share your own paranormal experience feel free to email the author at www.lindaandrews.net She’d love to hear from you.
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