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the bad driver in front of you can’t hear your critique of their performance

you will look at the bad driver as you pass to cast aspersions upon their character, parentage, etc.

a pile of dog doo in the back yard will stop smelling long before that bit smeared on the bottom of your shoe

we’re all time travelers, but it’s only one way

if stupid were a capital offense, there’d be no one left on the planet

there’s always one person who thinks the rules don’t apply to them and they’re usually driving near my space cushion

at some point, all family reunions are held in hospital rooms or gravesites

no one gets out of life alive, but some people should be forced to go first

life, liberty and property are protected by the constitution but the focus on the bottom line is changing that

regardless of church, temple, mosque attendance, most people worship money first

some people believe they are more equal than others

time heals all wounds, except the lethal ones

nothing is ever proven except in math (thank you Klaus!)

common sense is the scarcest commodity on the planet

unobtainium isn’t on the periodic table, it’s an inside joke between chemistry teachers and their students

cats aren’t smarter than dogs, they just have better spin doctors

fields of concrete are worth more than fields of grass