That…
the bad driver in front of you can’t hear your critique of their performance
you will look at the bad driver as you pass to cast aspersions upon their character, parentage, etc.
a pile of dog doo in the back yard will stop smelling long before that bit smeared on the bottom of your shoe
we’re all time travelers, but it’s only one way
if stupid were a capital offense, there’d be no one left on the planet
there’s always one person who thinks the rules don’t apply to them and they’re usually driving near my space cushion
at some point, all family reunions are held in hospital rooms or gravesites
no one gets out of life alive, but some people should be forced to go first
life, liberty and property are protected by the constitution but the focus on the bottom line is changing that
regardless of church, temple, mosque attendance, most people worship money first
some people believe they are more equal than others
time heals all wounds, except the lethal ones
nothing is ever proven except in math (thank you Klaus!)
common sense is the scarcest commodity on the planet
unobtainium isn’t on the periodic table, it’s an inside joke between chemistry teachers and their students
cats aren’t smarter than dogs, they just have better spin doctors
fields of concrete are worth more than fields of grass
to be self-evident that all men…
think about sports
think about food
think about sex
all the time and not in that order…
Is beer considered a food?
Sure it contains all kinds of natural food ingredients I think. I used to drink it like a fish but as I got older I kinda gave up drinking altogether. I was getting hangovers before I would ever get a buzz.