Friday Funny

My mother sent this to me.

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence,

Thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which

The little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss

God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know shit?”

And then she went back to reading her book.

Funny yet disturbing:D

About Linda Andrews

Linda Andrews lives with her husband and three children in Phoenix, Arizona. When she announced to her family that her paranormal romance was to be published, her sister pronounce: "What else would she write? She’s never been normal." All kidding aside, writing has become a surprising passion. So just how did a scientist start to write paranormal romances? What other option is there when you’re married to romantic man and live in a haunted house? If you’ve enjoyed her stories or want to share your own paranormal experience feel free to email the author at www.lindaandrews.net She’d love to hear from you.
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4 Responses to Friday Funny

  1. rumpydog says:

    I gotta try that next time someone starts talking nonsense!

  2. danrshaw says:

    A guy died and went to heaven. When he got there he noticed a ton of clocks. He asked what all the clocks where for. He was told that clocks get track of the lies one tells in their life. The more lies the more the clock hands advance. The larger the clock the bigger the lies. After looking around some more he noticed there were no clocks for Clinton, Bush and Obama and asked about it. He was informed that those clocks were being used as ceiling fans.

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