## An Oldie but a Goodie

Trying to finish up my current WIP, so here’s one of my favorite jokes.

The uncomplicated mathematics of political life!!

 Mathematics:    This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic.  It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:      What Makes 100%?     What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?     Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.     How about achieving 103%?     What makes up 100% in life?     Here’s a little mathematical formula to help you answer these questions:     If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.     Then:     H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%     and     K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissinggets you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+ 14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you100%, it’s the Bullshitand Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. Now you know why, & how our political leaders give the general public more than 100% …! 