An Oldie but a Goodie

Trying to finish up my current WIP, so here’s one of my favorite jokes.

The uncomplicated mathematics of political life!!

Mathematics: 

 

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. 

It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this: 

 

 

What Makes 100%?

 

 

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

 

 

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?


We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

 

 

How about achieving 103%?

 

 

What makes up 100% in
life?

 

 

Here’s a little mathematical formula to help you answer these questions:

 

 

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

 

 

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

 

 

Then:

 

 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =
98%

 

 

and

 

 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But ,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5
= 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20
= 103%


AND, look how far ass kissinggets you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+
14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty,
that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you100%, it’s the Bullshitand Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.


Now you know why, & how our political leaders give the general public more than 100% …!

 

About Linda Andrews

Linda Andrews lives with her husband and three children in Phoenix, Arizona. When she announced to her family that her paranormal romance was to be published, her sister pronounce: "What else would she write? She’s never been normal." All kidding aside, writing has become a surprising passion. So just how did a scientist start to write paranormal romances? What other option is there when you’re married to romantic man and live in a haunted house? If you’ve enjoyed her stories or want to share your own paranormal experience feel free to email the author at www.lindaandrews.net She’d love to hear from you.
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