Trying to finish up my current WIP, so here’s one of my favorite jokes.
The uncomplicated mathematics of political life!!
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in
Here’s a little mathematical formula to help you answer these questions:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
AND, look how far ass kissinggets you.
14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty,
that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you100%, it’s the Bullshitand Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why, & how our political leaders give the general public more than 100% …!
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