Friday Funny—Sniffer

A little dark humor for this Friday, courtesy of Hugh. Enjoy!

A man had just boarded and settled into his seat next to the window on the 
plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador 
in the middle seat next to the man.

The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was 
allowed on the plane.

The second man explained that he was from the Police Drug Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a ‘sniffing dog’.

‘His name is Sniffer and he’s the best there is. I’ll show you once we get 
airborne, when I put him to work.’

The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the policeman said, ‘Watch  this.’

He told Sniffer to ‘Search’.

Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very 
purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.

Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the  policeman’s
arm.

The policeman said, ‘Good boy’, and he turned to the man and
said, ‘That woman is in possession of marijuana, I’m making a note of
her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.

‘Gee, that’s pretty good,’ replied the first man.

Once again, the policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles.

The Labrador sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent’s arm.

The policeman said, ‘Two paws mean that man is carrying cocaine, so again, I’m making a note of his seat number for the police.’

‘I like it!’ said his seat mate.

The policeman then told Sniffer to ‘Search’ again.

Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a
moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle
seat and proceeded to s#it all over the place.

The first man was really disgusted by this behaviour and couldn’t figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that.

So he asked the policeman, ‘What’s going on?’

The policeman nervously replied, ‘He’s just found a
bomb.’

About Linda Andrews

Linda Andrews lives with her husband and three children in Phoenix, Arizona. When she announced to her family that her paranormal romance was to be published, her sister pronounce: "What else would she write? She’s never been normal." All kidding aside, writing has become a surprising passion. So just how did a scientist start to write paranormal romances? What other option is there when you’re married to romantic man and live in a haunted house? If you’ve enjoyed her stories or want to share your own paranormal experience feel free to email the author at www.lindaandrews.net She’d love to hear from you.
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2 Responses to Friday Funny—Sniffer

  1. danrshaw says:

    too funny. LMAO

  2. Made me LOL. Just my kinda humour.:)

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