Friday Funny—Senior Citizen Trying to Set Password

Posted on August 29, 2014 by Linda Andrews

I don’t think this just applies to folks over a certain age. Thanks for the laugh, Dan.

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

About Linda Andrews

Linda Andrews lives with her husband and three children in Phoenix, Arizona. When she announced to her family that her paranormal romance was to be published, her sister pronounce: "What else would she write? She’s never been normal." All kidding aside, writing has become a surprising passion. So just how did a scientist start to write paranormal romances? What other option is there when you’re married to romantic man and live in a haunted house? If you’ve enjoyed her stories or want to share your own paranormal experience feel free to email the author at www.lindaandrews.net She’d love to hear from you.
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6 Responses to Friday Funny—Senior Citizen Trying to Set Password

  1. Willowarchwayw says:
    August 29, 2014 at 2:11 pm

    Hey, how do you know my password!?!

    Reply
  2. Paul Schindler says:
    October 21, 2020 at 1:51 pm

    This just made it into my hands. Thanks. As Homer Simpson says, it’s funny because it’s true. I am one of those sticklers who prefers to point to (and credit) the original when possible. Yours is the oldest post of this meme I can find. Any chance Dan knows where the first post was?

    Reply
  3. Art Dubie says:
    December 2, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    I AM 89 YEARS OLD AND POLITICS IS MAKING ME MORE BITTER BUT I LIKE TO SEE “GREAT” JOKES ABOUT MYSELF. I DO NOT REMEMBER THE NUMBER OF TIMES THAT I’VE WANTED TO GO OUT TO MY GARAGE, GET MY “WHOPPER” HAMMER AND SMASH THIS ~!@#$%^&*()_+ MACHINE INTO TINY PIECES AND THROW THEM ALL INTO THE GARBAGE CAN! THANKS FOR THE CHUCKLES.

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