Friday Funny and a Confession

Before we get to the funny bit, let me just admit that it’s true, I’ve been writing on other blogs. Not only that, but I actively sought them out just to write on them. I know shameful. But wait, you’ve visited other blogs while I wasn’t posting, so perhaps all will be forgiven.

In the interest in full disclosure, here’s the places I’ve been this week:


You’ll feel much better after this….

and then read it again; you’ll begin to think you’re a genius…..


(On September 17, 1994, Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,”

–Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss  USA    contest.


“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”

–Mariah Carey


“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life,”

— Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign


“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,”

–Winston Bennett,  University    of  Kentucky    basketball forward.


“Outside of the killings,  Washington    has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,”

–Mayor Marion Barry,  Washington    ,  DC    . ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

“That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it,”

–A congressional candidate in  Texas    .


“Half this game is ninety percent mental.”

–Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark


“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it..”

–Al Gore, Vice President


“I love  California    . I practically grew up in  Phoenix    .”

— Dan Quayle


“We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?”

–Lee Iacocca


“The word “genius” isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”

–Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.


“We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.”

— Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.


“Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.”

–Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina


“Traditionally, most of Australia ‘s imports come from overseas.”

–Keppel Enderbery



Feeling smarter yet?


About Linda Andrews

Linda Andrews lives with her husband and three children in Phoenix, Arizona. When she announced to her family that her paranormal romance was to be published, her sister pronounce: "What else would she write? She’s never been normal." All kidding aside, writing has become a surprising passion. So just how did a scientist start to write paranormal romances? What other option is there when you’re married to romantic man and live in a haunted house? If you’ve enjoyed her stories or want to share your own paranormal experience feel free to email the author at She’d love to hear from you.
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3 Responses to Friday Funny and a Confession

  1. danrshaw says:

    I can forgive you for writing on others blog since your promoting your books. That’s a good thing. I got my wife a Kindle Fire HDS for Christmas and I put her first book on it for her. Something about Chained in Barbed wire or something.

  2. danrshaw says:

    Wow, it’s early I meant a Kindle Fire HDX. Anyway the comments by celebrities are funny and pathetic. The really insensitive one was by Mariah Carey because it was all about diva self.

  3. Chained in Barbed Wire sounds kinky to me:D

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