Friday Funny—Aged and Beyond

You’re getting old when you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.

ATT00136 ATT00133Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle.

A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his Doctor instead of by the police.

Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.

ATT00142 ATT00139You know you’re into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.

At my age, “getting a little action” means I don’t need to take a laxative.

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Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress.

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You’re getting old when “getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.

You’re getting old when your wife gives up fooling around for Lent, and you don’t know till the 4th of July.

About Linda Andrews

Linda Andrews lives with her husband and three children in Phoenix, Arizona. When she announced to her family that her paranormal romance was to be published, her sister pronounce: "What else would she write? She’s never been normal." All kidding aside, writing has become a surprising passion. So just how did a scientist start to write paranormal romances? What other option is there when you’re married to romantic man and live in a haunted house? If you’ve enjoyed her stories or want to share your own paranormal experience feel free to email the author at www.lindaandrews.net She’d love to hear from you.
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One Response to Friday Funny—Aged and Beyond

  1. Ha, made me laugh! I’m in my 50’s and hubby is in his 40’s and I remember his Grandad before hubby was even born!!

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