Friday Funny—Top 10 Country Songs

Thanks to Hugh for these. Gonna have to look them up on youtube:D

10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body,
But Mine
9. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman,
But I Woke Up With A Few
8. If The Phone Don’t Ring,
You’ll Know It’s Me
7. I’ve Missed You,
But My Aim’s Improvin’
6. Wouldn’t Take Her to A Dogfight,
Cause I’m Scared She’d Win
5. I’m So Miserable Without You,
It’s like You’re Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend,
and I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring,
and Gave Me the Finger
2. She’s Lookin’ Better,
with Every Beer
And the Number One
Country & Western song is…
1. Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night,

That Chewed My Ass All Day.

About Linda Andrews

Linda Andrews lives with her husband and three children in Phoenix, Arizona. When she announced to her family that her paranormal romance was to be published, her sister pronounce: "What else would she write? She’s never been normal." All kidding aside, writing has become a surprising passion. So just how did a scientist start to write paranormal romances? What other option is there when you’re married to romantic man and live in a haunted house? If you’ve enjoyed her stories or want to share your own paranormal experience feel free to email the author at She’d love to hear from you.
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