Thanks to Hugh for these. Gonna have to look them up on youtube:D
10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body,
But Mine9. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman,
But I Woke Up With A Few8. If The Phone Don’t Ring,
You’ll Know It’s Me7. I’ve Missed You,
But My Aim’s Improvin’6. Wouldn’t Take Her to A Dogfight,
Cause I’m Scared She’d Win5. I’m So Miserable Without You,
It’s like You’re Still Here4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend,
and I Miss Him3. She Took My Ring,
and Gave Me the Finger2. She’s Lookin’ Better,
with Every BeerAnd the Number One
Country & Western song is…1. Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night,
That Chewed My Ass All Day.