Thanks to Hugh for these. Gonna have to look them up on youtube:D

10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body,

But Mine

9. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman,

But I Woke Up With A Few

8. If The Phone Don’t Ring,

You’ll Know It’s Me

7. I’ve Missed You,

But My Aim’s Improvin’

6. Wouldn’t Take Her to A Dogfight,

Cause I’m Scared She’d Win

5. I’m So Miserable Without You,

It’s like You’re Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend,

and I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring,

and Gave Me the Finger

2. She’s Lookin’ Better,

with Every Beer

And the Number One
Country & Western song is…

1. Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night,

That Chewed My Ass All Day.