Friday Funny—God Looked Down

Courtesy of my mother…

 At last some good news for seniors.

Most seniors never get enough exercise.  In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.

And God looked down and saw that it was good. 

Then God saw there was another need.   In His wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach & stretch.

 And God looked down and saw that it was good. 

 Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise.

God looked down and saw that it was good. 

 So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember its God’s will.  

It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.

 Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
#9  Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
#8  Life is sexually transmitted.
#7  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6  Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can’t tell them apart. 
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5  Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
#4  Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3  All of us could take a lesson from the weather.   It pays no attention to criticism.
#2  In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.   Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1  Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers.  What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.

About Linda Andrews

Linda Andrews lives with her husband and three children in Phoenix, Arizona. When she announced to her family that her paranormal romance was to be published, her sister pronounce: "What else would she write? She’s never been normal." All kidding aside, writing has become a surprising passion. So just how did a scientist start to write paranormal romances? What other option is there when you’re married to romantic man and live in a haunted house? If you’ve enjoyed her stories or want to share your own paranormal experience feel free to email the author at She’d love to hear from you.
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