Friday Funny—Four Old Italian Ladies

 FOUR OLD ITALIAN LADIES

These four older ladies who lived in Italy

always sat outside together near the church

and chatted about when they were younger.

One month ago they pooled their money together

and bought a laptop.

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Never having been, but having heard all about Florida ,

They just happened to click on St. Augustine , FL.

They read about the “Fountain of Youth” claimed by

the Spaniards when they arrived there.

They collected up all they had left and sent for four

bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed.

The rest of this story will make you a believer, because

Here they are today………………

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No…….This is TRUE! Really!

Would We lie to you?

We have a limited supply of this water available at an

incredibly low price of just $199.95 a bottle.

Seriously ..

HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!

Make checks payable to:

“Democrat National Committee”

You can trust us, we would NEVER lie to you especially

about your healthcare.

About Linda Andrews

Linda Andrews lives with her husband and three children in Phoenix, Arizona. When she announced to her family that her paranormal romance was to be published, her sister pronounce: "What else would she write? She’s never been normal." All kidding aside, writing has become a surprising passion. So just how did a scientist start to write paranormal romances? What other option is there when you’re married to romantic man and live in a haunted house? If you’ve enjoyed her stories or want to share your own paranormal experience feel free to email the author at www.lindaandrews.net She’d love to hear from you.
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