Friday Funny—Murphy’s Lesser Known Laws

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:


1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear 
bright until you hear them speak.
 
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
 
3. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
 
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
 
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
 
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
 
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
 
8. The 50-50-90 rule states, "Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of 
getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it 
wrong."
 
9. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
 
10. The things that come to those who wait may be the things
left by those who got there first.
 
11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish 
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
 
12. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
 
13. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
 
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

About Linda Andrews

Linda Andrews lives with her husband and three children in Phoenix, Arizona. When she announced to her family that her paranormal romance was to be published, her sister pronounce: "What else would she write? She’s never been normal." All kidding aside, writing has become a surprising passion. So just how did a scientist start to write paranormal romances? What other option is there when you’re married to romantic man and live in a haunted house? If you’ve enjoyed her stories or want to share your own paranormal experience feel free to email the author at www.lindaandrews.net She’d love to hear from you.
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