Authors in Bloom Blog Hop

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Hello to everyone!

It’s time for the Authors in Bloom blog hop. Make sure you leave a comment with your email address so you can be entered in the grand prize.

I love gardening, but living in Phoenix, we usually have to start our garden in January. Given that January was the month of disasters, we missed planting our tomatoes so we decided to focus on the planting beds around the pool. Both hubby and I decided that we would focus on desert (low water) plants and those that could serve another purpose besides just looking good.

But first we wanted to experiment. Part of the disaster in January was a water leak so we excavated the bed near the house and filled it with sand, soil and bark. Then hubby decided to try planting bulbs. We were expecting lots of rain this winter, and yet, no, it’s been bone dry for months. So thanks to the hose, we’ve finally achieved sprouting:

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Across the pool, we managed to find some literature on grape vines and finally cut the thing back at the right time. Now, it’s taking off and we hope to get some grapes.

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Next to it is my mini rose bush. This is my contribution to save the bees that come to my pool to drink. And hey, you can make tea.

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I finally got around to replanting our nearly dead Aloe vera from a crowded planter to the ground. I don’t care how much sun screen I slather on, I always end up burned, and bonus more flowers. Although the hummingbirds usually harvest these.

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And lastly is our pomegranate bush. I love these fruits, and this year it looks like we’ll have a bumper crop. BTW, that fence behind it is over six feet tall.

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Well, that’s it for my garden. In my latest release, my heroine dreams of a summer garden where she can put up lots of fruits and vegetables to feed her new family.

KissandaDreamGretchen Foltz escapes the workhouse with a dream of a family and a dead woman’s name. Reeling from his wife’s betrayal, widower Kian Byrne is struggling to keep his children out of his rich in-law’s clutches. Gretchen and Kian will forge a desperate alliance until an innocent kiss leaves them yearning for more. Can they untangle the lies before someone separates them forever?

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It’s currently only 99cents or free for KU folks.

 

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A Kiss and a Dream, Clean, Historical Romance, Chapter 1

KissandaDreamChapter 1

March 1915

Straights of Mackinac, Michigan

Frost smoke drifted like wraiths across the frozen Great Lakes. Gretchen Foltz  stomped in the snow on feet with all the feeling of wooden blocks. Blue ice jutted from the solid white landscape, and drifts collected against the frozen pillars in lopsided pyramids. White in front. White in back. White to the left. White to the right. Her breath chuffed through the torn shirt sleeves wrapped around her face and disturbed the icicles forming on the cotton near her chin.

“Cold, Gretchen.” Three-year old Johan pressed his face into Gretchen’s neck. His scrawny arms looped around her shoulders and his legs tightened around Gretchen’s waist, straining the buttons of his threadbare coat. Straw crinkled, the broken bits of insulation dropping to the ice.

Gretchen’s oversized man’s coat reeked of whiskey and body odor. But beggars couldn’t be choosey, and thieves even less so.

Ja, I know, liebe.” Gretchen rubbed the little boy’s back, feeling the knots of his spine pressing through his second-hand coat. She flexed her fingers. The torn fabric she’d used to create mittens dug into her skin. At least she still had feeling in her hands. She trudged through the next drift. Moisture clung to her long skirts, making the two layers heavier.

Yet the cold still pricked her skin.

Balancing Johan in one hand, Gretchen twisted at the waist and tugged on the rope tethering the steamer trunk lid to her waist. The rope creaked.

Nine-month-old Ava formed a lump under the nest of moth-riddled horse blankets Gretchen had pilfered from the blacksmith’s shop. The slight rise and fall gave evidence that the babe still breathed.

Vater would be ashamed of her. But if her late father hadn’t divided the farm and business between her and her brother, she might be safe in her Missouri home. Adjusting the rope at her hips, she clomped forward. She’d been reduced to thievery. And not just things, but another woman’s name.

And children.

Gretchen headed into the wind, felt the bite of cold through her makeshift muffler and pilfered coat. Perhaps God would forgive her sin. The kleinkinder had lost their apple cheeks, their eyes were overly large, and their bones pressed eagerly against paper skin.

Only the matron, warden, and son of the workhouse remained fat.

Everyone else fought for scraps of food.

Or bartered for it.

Gretchen shuddered. She wasn’t willing to trade her virtue for a moldy piece of bread. Her teeth chattered and soft tremors shook her body. The newspaper she’s tucked into her bodice crinkled against her skin and gave off the faint odor of stewed cabbage and salted cod they’d eaten for breakfast. Her stomach cramped at the thought. Her hunger would never be satisfied, not after nine months in the workhouse.

Johan mewled, unclasped his arms to let them hang limply at his sides.

“Not long, little one. Not long.” Gott en Himmel, please don’t let it be long until they reached Saint Ignace. Gretchen placed one foot in front of the other. The man had said only two kilometers. She’d walked that far in less than an hour. But not in the snow. Tilting her head back, she stared up at the sun. After noon, but not too far after.

They would make it.

They had to make it.

Gretchen had promised. Even God would not forgive a broken promise made to Ava and Johan’s muttie on her deathbed. Gretchen would find the children’s family, then take her place as Gertrude Schliemann.

Perhaps, if she worked hard enough and was obedient, she would have a home.

Moisture crystalized on her lashes and she swiped at them.

She stepped over a drift. Her left foot slid on the ice, shooting to the side. Her right knee hit the frozen lake. The impact rattled her body and she nicked her lip. Blood flooded her mouth with a sweet, metallic warmth.

Startled, Johan stiffened and nearly pitched backward.

Gretchen’s heart pounded as she caught the little boy. “Why don’t you ride with your sister, liebe?

She unbuttoned her coat. Cold snaked in, filling the warm places where Johan had rested against Gretchen. With stiff fingers, she burrowed into the nest of horse blankets then settled the little boy next to his sister. Johan wrapped his skinny body around his younger sibling while Gretchen buried them under the rough wool.

She checked and double checked to make certain both were well covered. Her arms floated with emptiness. Her knee popped as she used the side of the trunk lid to push to her feet.

Johan widened a hole in the blankets. One blue eye stared at her. “Sing Soldiers in Park?

Gretchen tweaked his finger. The song had quickly become their mother’s favorite while Gretchen tended her. Music tied her to the children, let them trust her when so few adults in the workhouse were worthy of trust. “If you promise to stay covered and warm.”

Ja.” The little boy melted back into the blankets.

Stomping on the snow, Gretchen hummed the lively tune. Once finished she started again, then again. Please, God, show me a sign. Her insides stiffened. What if she’d turned around to get around the taller drifts? What if she was headed back to the lower peninsula, and not toward the upper peninsula?

And anyone who searched for her.

Nein. Her brother would think her dead and buried. He would have her inheritance and be happy. And she would start fresh with a new family. Besides, the matron had sworn that Gretchen and the children would be safer traveling south along the railways instead of heading north through Minnesota. The matron wanted Gretchen away from her son’s attention, lest she get notions above her lot.

A ball of light glowed like a golden disc on the horizon.

She focused on the light, trudging forward, kicking her skirt aside.

Soon they would cross this frozen wasteland and reach the railway station. It would be warm. Train tickets pressed against her belly, along with her few remaining coins. Perhaps, someone would sell soup and a bit of bread for the kleinkinder. Her mouth watered.

Heat and food.

Such luxuries.

She and the children would eat while warming themselves next to the station’s pot belly stove.

Something hard slammed against the toe of her boot. The white and blue landscape blurred as she pitched forward. Points jutted from the ice and rushed up to meet her. Raising her arms, she tried to protect herself. Dummkopf! She had been lost in fairy dreams instead of paying attention.

Packed snow drove into her hip. Pain blitzed her nerves. Then something hard collided with her head. Darkness swarmed her vision. Nein! She struggled agains the morass, but couldn’t break free. What would happen to the children?

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Kian Byrne held tight to the horse’s bridle with his fleece-lined gloves and clomped across the frozen straight. Blowing snow and frost smoke obliterated the ice-locked shores of Hope’s Point. Nails attached to his homemade ice-grippers bit into the slippery surface, and the wind whistled through the traces lashing the horse to the sleigh. Holding his compass up to the lantern light hanging from the pole, Kian got his bearings. He tapped the glass top of the worn brass casing. The needle jiggled a bit before settling down.

Straight ahead.

A quick eyeball at the fuzzy yellow sun and he estimated the time at nearly two. His shoulders sagged. His son Rory had missed a day of school. Again. Just to watch his little brother and sisters.

“But this is the last one.” Kian patted the horse and led it around an ice drift.

The black stallion snorted a white cloud.

Aye, Kian had promised his son that before. Many times. But his late wife’s debts were high. And jobs were scarce. He glanced back at the elm, birch, pine and cedar piled high on the sleigh. Even with the mix of woods, the load would be burnt in a week, two if the school teachers were careful.

Cold burrowed through the holes in his muffler. For a moment he glanced back at Saint Ignace and pictured the yellow string of lights in the harbor. Perhaps, he could make another trip. His children where growing, they’d need new things.

In the distance, Lake Huron tore at her skin of ice. The crackling noise rippled across the straight like thunder. The ice bridge wouldn’t last much longer. And he couldn’t risk his children losing another parent.

Kian increased his pace. “This load should see us clear.”

It had to.

His stomach grumbled. Maybe he could even afford something more than canned beans. His children would love a loaf of bread from the Bakers. Maybe some hard cheese from Stephens Emporium. There were bound to be a few moldy pieces left in stock since the harbor froze over in January.

The stallion shook its head. Droplets flung off its black mane before it nuzzled the sack at Kian’s side.

“Easy, boy.” He patted the animal’s head while shifting the sack to the side. He’d snagged three mealy apples from his mother-in-law’s stash. The fruit should have been dried or canned last autumn. Cooking skills didn’t run in his wife’s family. But then they had servants. “You’ll get your treat once we reach the stables.”

The other two, he’d chop and boil on the stove. His baby James could use the nourishment. All of this children could. He turned the horse’s head away from the blowing snow.

A cry scratched his ears.

Kian’s chest tightened. What would a child be doing out here? He slowed his horse and stopped near a drift. “Whoa, boy.”

The horse stamped his hooves impatient with the wait.

Ears strained to hear over the whistle of the wind. Had he imagined it? Cold pricked his skin through his deer hide leggings. Metal scraped metal as he removed the lantern from the pole on the sled. He shoved the light into the wintry lace.

Nothing.

The horse fidgeted in the traces.

Kian returned the lantern. The cold was causing him to hear things. “Let’s go home, boy.”

A quick check of his compass and he started forward again.

Leather creaked as the stallion dug into the snow and moved the load of wood.

“Ger! Ger!”

Kian’s head whipped to the right. His heart stuttered in his chest. It was a child! Ripping the lantern off the hook, he thrust it ahead of him. The light penetrated the white gauze but revealed nothing. “Where are you?”

“Ger!”

The left. He heard the noise on the left. He tugged the horse after him. “Keep calling. I’ll find you.”

The stallion snorted, jerked his head toward his warm stable.

“Ger!”

The wind settled for a moment. The blowing snow thinned. The curtain of frost smoke parted. Ahead, near a jutting column of blue ice lay a dark lump.

Please don’t let me be too late. Please… Fisting the reins, Kian darted forward.

The horse clomped sullenly behind him. The sled swished through the drifts.

Kian’s ice-grippers gouged the snow when he skidded to a stop.

A woman sprawled on the ground. Scarlet streaked the ice column at a jagged edge. A moth-riddled coat draped over her thin frame. Brown hair escaped the remnants of a shirt wrapped around her head, and a button nose appeared over the half sleeve covering her mouth. Straw crumbled from the worn soles of her boots, revealing the hole underneath.

With a shaking hand, he pushed her onto her back. “Miss. Miss?”

Ice crusted the blood weeping from her temple. She moaned, but her lashes lay like black crescent moons against her cheek.

He patted her cheek, soft at first, then harder. “Can you hear me, miss?”

She threw up her hand, blocking him. “No—”

He shook her shoulder. “Miss, you need to wake up.”

She curled into herself and covered her head protectively.

Dropping his hand, he stared at his gloves. He couldn’t leave her here. Yet, the sled was out of the question. He needed the money from selling the wood. A hard knot pressed against his thigh. The little money selling his late wife’s fancy clothes branded his flesh. He could unload some of the wood, stretched her out on the rest of the logs.

Or he could lay her on his horse, use the animal’s heat to keep her warm.

He glanced at the stallion.

As if sensing his thoughts, the stallion shook his head and fixed one brown eye on Kian.

Stupid horse. That money would keep the ungrateful equine in oats. After hanging the lantern on the hook, he returned to the woman’s side.

The wind kicked up, bringing with it the stench of vomit and alcohol.

He reared back. Had the woman gotten drunk and wandered onto the ice? He chuffed clouds of irritation. He couldn’t take her back. His children where home alone. He had to return before they got into trouble.

But he couldn’t leave her here either.

Bending over, he sniffed her breath. No demon drink. Perhaps, it was just the clothes. He stuffed his hands through the snow and tucked his arms under her body. Holding his breath, he lifted her. Bones dug through the thin fabric of her coat. When was the last time she had a hearty meal?

Not his problem.

Don’t think about it, man. You have two cans of beans for dinner. Two, to feed five mouths. And the debts… He pictured the sacks of staples—sugar and flour, then dismissed them. His neighbors had tried teaching him to cook. And he’d almost burnt the house down. He’d stick with stews in the fireplace. Adjusting his hold, he locked his knees. “I’ll take ya to the doctor, then I’m done with ya.”

Her head lulled against his chest. Blue tinged her fingertips above the strips of fabric binding her skin.

His grip tightened. Whatever she was running from must have been powerfully bad to force her out in this storm. A drunken father maybe?

Not his problem.

Or a husband? Too bad Kian had always suffered from a thick skull. He turned toward his horse.

The stallion stepped back.

The woman’s body jerked in his grip.

He glanced down. A rope tethered her to a mound of snow. What in all that’s holy? Crouching, he balanced her weight on his lap then reached for the knife in his boot.

“Gretchen?”

Kian’s hand stilled. No. No, it couldn’t be. Laying her on the ice, he wrapped his gloves around the rope and tugged.

The mound of snow moved.

His throat tightened. He pulled again. Snow tumbled off the mound. Something ground against the ice.

The wind carried away a startled yelp.

“I’ve got you. Just hang on.” The lid of a steamer trunk bumped over the ridge in the ice. He brushed off the snow, uncovering a pile of rags. His nose twitched at the stench of horse and barn. Hand shaking, he pushed aside the tattered fabric.

Two children were curled around each other. The oldest was three; the other was not even a year. Eyes widened above hollow cheeks and bruised skin.

“Hello there.”

They shrank away from him.

Yes. Kian understood now. His twin brother had worn that look until the day he’d died. Kian ground his back molars. Drunk fathers weren’t the only ones to speak with their fists. He’d have to check the woman’s hands. “Easy now. I’ll just cover ya up and get ya and yar ma someplace warm.”

He smoothed the fabric over the children, then patted it in place. Balancing on one knee, he lifted the woman’s right hand. Calluses roughened the cold pads. Her nails were broken down to the quick. He pushed back the strips. The skin on her knuckles was rough but intact. Not the hitter, then.  He checked the other hand.

The cuff of her sleeve fell away. Raw, abraded skin circled her wrist. She’d been restrained recently.

Kian squeezed his eyes closed. Not his problem. Not his problem.

The stallion nickered and snuffled Kian’s hat.

“I know, boy. I know.” He patted the horse’s muzzle, then trudged to the sled. He’d unload half, put it into a neat pile, then retrieve it later. Pulling the bits off the top, he whittled his load. Ten cents. Twenty cents. How many meals stood on the ice? His oldest son could use a pair of shoes. Boys of eight grow like weeds. “I’m only doing this because the Kerrigans gave me and my brother scraps from their table.”

Kian worked steadily, careful not to break a sweat. He had no place to warm up, no fire waiting for him.

“The Monpetites always had fresh milk and eggs, and if I did chores, I got a piece of penny candy from Stephen’s Emporium.” If his Pa didn’t beat him for it.

He cleared a two by four foot space in the center of the sled. Propping pieces up on the edge, he hoped the ridge would shield the family from the worst of the wind.

“Okay, let’s get you tucked in.” After cutting the tether line, he lifted the woman into the sleigh.

She moaned and shivered, but didn’t wake.

“Don’t worry, I’ll get your children.” Kian hoped they didn’t bite when he removed them from their bed. Their momma needed the warmth, too. And maybe, she would be comforted by their presence. He’d heard some women were like that. But first… Removing one glove he made quick work of the two buttons and rope holding her coat closed then slipped it off her.

She shivered in a thin cotton dress that was worn at the elbows and was two sizes too large.

“I don’t know what you’re running from, but I’ll get you someplace safe.” He quickly shucked his lined coat and draped it over her. An icy gust sliced through the cabling of his sweater. He quickly threw her coat around his shoulders, winced as seams tore.

After dragging the trunk lid closer to the sleigh, he raked aside the remnants, unearthing the children.

They curled back at the sight of him. The older one bared his teeth.

Definitely biters. At least, their tiny teeth shouldn’t be able to rip through his leather coat. Too bad Kian wasn’t wearing it. “I’ll no harm ya.”

The child growled.

Kian hummed the tune old Gigi Monpetite sang while she skinned hides.

The child’s forehead wrinkled and his lips clamped shut.

Kian would take it. He scooped both of them out, with as many rags as he could, then gently laid them into the sled.

The children clung to each other and whimpered.

Chest tight, Kian gathered the rest of the rags. Some folks just shouldn’t be parents. With his arms piled high in rags, he turned back to the sled.

The woman had wrapped her body around the children’s and had given them most of his coat. Her hand protected the biter’s head

Kian stared at them for a heartbeat. Then two. Then three. This was a family.

He shook himself then dispersed the rags so all were covered by at least one layer of material. “I’ll get you to help, but that’s it.”

The stallion snorted and stamped his hooves.

After consulting his compass, Kian headed for his island home. He had enough troubles waiting him there, he didn’t need to add to them.

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Cover Reveal: Once by M. S. Kaye

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Book One, by M.S. Kaye

Her first and also her once.

Jonathan and Rebecca’s paths cross at exactly the right moment, when each most needs to hear what the other has to say.

But Jonathan is three days from entering the priesthood, and Rebecca leaves him to his peace. But he is unable to find peace.

Without each other’s comfort and strength, they must each struggle to forge a new path, with only memories of the one day that changed everything.

But are they able to forget and let go?

Will be released July 2, 2016 from Inkspell Publishing.

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Author Bio

M.S. Kaye has several published books under her black belt. A transplant from Ohio, she resides with her husband Corey in Jacksonville, Florida, where she tries not to melt in the sun. Find suspense and the unusual at www.BooksByMSK.com.

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Once & Again, book two

Will be released September 4, 2016 from Inkspell Publishing.

She was once his secret desire…will she be again?

Father Aiden, an ex-marine and new priest, falls in love with Maylynn, but he struggles to stay away from her. He’s successful for many years, though he can’t keep her out of his dreams.

Then one day she shows up for a pre-marital counselling session with her fiancé, Davis. Aiden soon realizes Davis isn’t who he says he is, but what does that mean for Maylynn, and for himself?

Once & Forever, book three

Will be released December 2016 from Inkspell Publishing.

Eden, a nun, is constantly struggling against her dark past of living on the streets, and her attraction to Trace, an ex-convict farm worker. After a twelve-year separation, Eden is finally reunited with her brother, Thomas, but why hadn’t she reached out to him in all those years? As Eden and Trace grow closer, confessing their pasts to each other, will they be able to resist getting too close?

Excerpt from Once

“What’s the answer?”

He paused. “A switchblade.”

With my fingertips, I reached out and traced the scar across his cheek. “Did you win?”

He removed my hand and closed his eyes. “Yes.”

I slid his Book back to him. “This says we can find forgiveness.”

His eyes still closed, his jaw clenched. He bowed his head. “It also says ‘Thou shalt not kill.’”

I took his hand in both of mine, petted his rough skin, and then brought it to my lips. He had a talent for guiding invisibly, but I didn’t know how to do that.

He watched me again. His eyes were intense, like the black of the night sky, and his forehead was furrowed, as if his emotions were scattered, as if he was shocked at my reaction, as if he had been sure his answer would drive me away. But I knew him. Already, I knew him.

“You’re still a good person,” I said.

His jaw clenched. “I’ve been trying to believe that.”

“I have faith in you.”

He continued to watch me. His forehead never smoothed, as if he was fighting for strength, but his eyes softened. He slid around the booth, closer to me.

I didn’t move, not sure what to do, what was right, what he wanted.

He leaned closer.

I only watched him.

He touched his lips to my cheek, the faintest pressure. I struggled to sit still, to keep my hands in my lap, not to grab hold of him. And then his lips were gone, such brief contact that I couldn’t be sure if he had actually kissed my cheek or if I wanted his contact so much that I’d imagined it.

He spoke in my ear. “You must be some kind of final test.”

My heart pounded into my ribs, against the point of the blade. “Are you going to pass?”

His lips brushed against my jaw. “I don’t know.”

He trailed to my neck, his mouth softly pressing. My hand curled into his hair, the other on his shoulder, holding, clutching. His mouth found mine, barely touching. His warmth invaded my head.

“God give me strength,” he murmured.

The door slid open, and the compartment filled with laughter.

He closed his eyes. Then he slid away from me.

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Friday Funny

this is thanks to my sister who is a professor at a state university. She really gets emails like this and worse:D

How to write an E-mail

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And So It Goes

Blue Maneuver-BNcoverI’m like most authors, I suppose. No sooner do I finish one story than another pops up with “write me, write me.”

And so I do.

I think the story fairy likes me because she’s always hanging around. Must be my twisted sense of humor:D

So, next up to be published sometime late April, is the sequel to Blue Maneuver.

That’s right. The aliens are back. And they’re human.

Poor Rae is home for Thanksgiving and uncovers more alien shenanigans. But this time the Men in Black know something is up. Will the blue bugs save her? Or does the ancient technology have its own agenda? Oh, and yes, Tobias and Viktor are there, too.

Coming soon, Blue vs Black—an out of this world fight just between us humans.

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New Release: She’s Living a Lie, He’s been Burned by Betrayal

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She escapes with a dead woman’s name and finds sanctuary with a widower reeling from his wife’s betrayal. Can a love built on lies survive the truth?

Gretchen Foltz honors her late father’s request and ends up locked in the workhouse by her greedy brother. Dreaming of a home and freedom, she embarks on a dangerous winter journey.  She awakes in a stranger’s home. Hiding behind a lie, she discovers a man worthy of her trust.

Kian Bryne is struggling to feed his four children. The last thing he needs is to rescue a woman stranded on the ice and running from her own demons. With his rich in-laws threatening to take custody his children, he’ll make a desperate alliance to keep his family together. When a simple kiss shatters their agreement, he’s left yearning for more.

But someone is determined to destroy the couple. Threatened by accusations of thievery and murder, Gretchen and Kian must face the truth and accept the mistakes in their pasts if they are to survive.

A Kiss and a Dream is part of a series of clean romances set during the Great War. If you like characters that walk off the page, unique settings, and romance mixed with adventure and intrigue, then let Linda Andrews take you to a time when only the brave possessed the courage to risk all for love.

Buy A Kiss and a Dream today and enlist in the fight for true love.

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Hitting Traffic

I admit it, I’m very spoiled. I commute to work before most folks are awake and when I am off work, I travel in the opposite direction of most folks.

But then there is Thursday, when I have to drive across town and pick up my daughter.

Then I hit traffic.

I do not understand traffic. You slow down. You stop. Must be an accident.

Ten minutes later, I’m still sitting there. Okay I drove ten feet. But I’m certain there’s an accident. So I creep forward.

And forward a little more. Someone must be really hurt.

Then someone cuts me off.

And now I’m thinking, someone’s gonna be hurt.

Really hurt.

But I sit there for a while, inching forward at 5 minutes a 100 feet. Then snap, traffic springs free. Speed picks up. I’m back up to 55 mph.

What happened? There was no accident, no nothing.

So why did we come to a complete stop? And creep along for half an hour? It’s one of the wonders of the world.

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I Found Him in Time to Lose Him

Many, many  years ago, we got rid of our satellite TV and switched to streaming Netflix. I love Netflix although the Might ‘Zon is doing it’s best to destroy it’s competition, and I’m not giving it up. And that’s not just the 45 shows I have in my queue to watch.

Nope, I’m not even giving up Netflix even though this will be the year with a Doctor. Doctor Who that is. Because you see, I found Retro TV. That’s right streaming through the air without an fees at all, is my Doctor, Tom Baker on TV again, just like when I first got hooked on the series.

Yes, it’s cheesy.

Yes, the special effects are bad even for the ’80s. But man do I love it.

I was about as happy as a calm could get until…

Until he regenerated.

It was like losing a friend all over again.

Still, I’m watching Doctor Who, and as a bonus there’s even Murdoch Mysteries  and Petticoat Junction, too.

It’s good to visit old friends, even when you lose them.

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Why I’m Not Allow in Craft Stores Unsupervised

Lately, I got it in my head that I need a Doctor Who bracelet to wear when I sign my books at Phoenix Comicon. I don’t know why I think this, I don’t particularly like jewelry as it aggravates my claustrophobia.

But we wants the Doctor Who bracelet.

Then I got it into my head that what I should do is buy beads with the colors of my Doctor’s, Tom Baker, scarf and add the charms.

To add to temptation, I received an email from Michaels letting me know that they missed me and giving me $5 off my purchase of $10. Who can pass up a deal like that? So I set off with visions of Doctor Who blue beads or the multicolored beads of Tom Baker’s scarf. Then I arrived and couldn’t find exactly what I wanted. So I purchased these:

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Yeah, not even close to Doctor Who. Which apparently meant my brain was given free to wander and I came upon this:

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Who can’t use neutral scrapbook paper? I know I can when I get around to, you know, scrapbooking. But the last thing was this:

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I needed this because I have 7 others that I’m not using. But these will be different.

This is why I’m not allowed into craft stores unsupervised. It’s dangerous to my wallet and sends my creativity into overdrive while completely ignoring the fact that there are only 24 hours in a day, and I prefer to sleep 10 of them if I can.

I guess we all need kryptonite.

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Grape Expectations

Spring came very early to Arizona this year, and our grape vine started sprouting like crazy. As last year, we didn’t know to cut the thing back, we had vines climbing the fence and holding the neighbor’s ficus hostage. There year we decided to avoid SWAT involvement and trim early and often.

Here it is after hubby went after it with the lopers:

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The hubinator got excited as we had a plant that didn’t, you know, die on us so he decided to see if he could propagate the vine. He stuck two clippings in water.

The sprouted leaves that the cat ate.

But no roots.

Then, in a lightbulb moment, he decided to check the internet to see if we missed a step somewhere. I opened a book, you know, the paper kind. Turns out you need root stimulator to give tell the bus to make roots not leaves. Thankfully our local Ho-De’s had it.

So now this is what the plant looks like:

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Until next time.

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