Linda Andrews

Is there really such a thing as a kitten trainer? Or do the tiny terrors just placate me when it suits them.

You see, after I walk the dog it is treat time. The dog first as he did all the work, then the cats/kittens get their share.

It used to be that the kittens would be rolling around the floor wresting with each other while the cats took up position and waited for me to serve me their treats.

Then Comet, our orange and black kitten, tasted the treats and a maniac was born. She gobbles down her treats then Hoover’s up any other cat who is eating too slow, including her brother Zim, who purrs while noshing on his treats.

They used to wait in my son’s room but now they lay on the chair where I place the dog’s leash and poop bags to make sure they do not miss any treats.

They claim they are trained, but they are kittens, proto-cats and we all know cats don’t do anything they don’t want to. Either way, it is highly suspicious.

Until next time, stay healthy.