Friday Funny

Thanks to Hugh for passing this along
In Honor of Stupid People
           I ACTUALLY HAVE A PRESCRIPTION THAT TELLS ME TO TAKE “IT” WHILE AWAKE!!!
            GO FIGURE!

In Honor of Stupid People . . . .

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping.
(That’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap — “Directions: Use like regular soap.”
(and that would be???….)

On some Swanson frozen dinners — “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
(but, it’s just a suggestion.)

On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) —“Do not turn upside down.”
(well…duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding — “Product will be hot after heating.”
(…and you thought????…)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron — “Do not iron clothes on body.”
(but wouldn’t this save me time?)

On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction and auto accidents if we could just get those 5 & 6 year-olds with head-colds out of the cars and off those bulldozers.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid — “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
(..I’m taking this because???….)

On most brands of Christmas lights — “For indoor or outdoor use only.”


(as opposed to what?)


On a Japanese food processor — “Not to be used for the other use.”

(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury’s peanuts —Warning Contains Nuts”


(talk about a news flash- What did you expect?? )


On an American Airlines packet of nuts — “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”

(Step 3: say what?)



On a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”

(I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw — “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.”


(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)…

About Linda Andrews

Linda Andrews lives with her husband and three children in Phoenix, Arizona. When she announced to her family that her paranormal romance was to be published, her sister pronounce: "What else would she write? She’s never been normal." All kidding aside, writing has become a surprising passion. So just how did a scientist start to write paranormal romances? What other option is there when you’re married to romantic man and live in a haunted house? If you’ve enjoyed her stories or want to share your own paranormal experience feel free to email the author at www.lindaandrews.net She’d love to hear from you.
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2 Responses to Friday Funny

  1. danrshaw says:

    Bout time I was honored.

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