Monthly Archives: May 2014

Friday Funny—Women’s Lists about Men

How are husbands like lawn mowers? They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don’t work. How do men define a “50/50″ relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle. How do men exercise on the … Continue reading

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Knowledge is Power and Sometimes a Bit Gross

Language is a living thing. It evolves and changes with every generation. Sometimes a new word is created out of acronyms like ASAP, FUBAR and SNAFU. Other times, words are given new meaning, ie computer which referred a person not … Continue reading

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Making a List and Checking it Twice

Santa makes lists—one for naughty kids and one for the nice. I’m sure he checks it more than twice. The first time I ever encountered them was at my first environmental laboratory job. Lists were used to communicate what needed … Continue reading

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Friday Funny—13 Reasons Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman

Thanks to Dan for passing this along. The women will have their say next week, so stay tuned:D 1) You can buy a silencer for a handgun.2) You can trade a .44 for two .22’s.3) You can have a handgun … Continue reading

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