Friday Funny—Twofer

Here are two jokes to start your day. One is clean, the other slightly off-color

WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS 

 

I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

 

“This is the 21st century” she said. “We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here… use my iPad.”

 

I can tell you this….. that frigging fly never knew what hit him…

London Cabbie

London cab driver's answer to a request from a Muslim to                              
turn off the radio. (You just got to love the Brits.) 

 A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London.  He curtly 
asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his 
religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the 
time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music 
which is the music of the infidel. 

The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab 
and opened the door. 

The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing?" 
The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no 
taxis, so piss off and wait for a camel.."

About Linda Andrews

Linda Andrews lives with her husband and three children in Phoenix, Arizona. When she announced to her family that her paranormal romance was to be published, her sister pronounce: "What else would she write? She’s never been normal." All kidding aside, writing has become a surprising passion. So just how did a scientist start to write paranormal romances? What other option is there when you’re married to romantic man and live in a haunted house? If you’ve enjoyed her stories or want to share your own paranormal experience feel free to email the author at www.lindaandrews.net She’d love to hear from you.
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