The hubbinator heard it first. An odd boop-boop in the middle of the night. Believing it was outside, he went back to sleep.

I heard this boop-boop noise about 0430. Then the boops go faster together. I got up to investigate.

Zim, our marshmallow cat of incest, was perched on top of my daughter’s echo. Which was booping loudly in outrage at the sexual harassment.

When I turned on the light, he jumped down then began rubbing his cheeks against the echo’s platform. You see, Zim is deaf and blind in one eye, so he uses smell and touch to compensate. And one of the things he loves to do best is sit on things with flat surfaces, as he is doing in the picture below.

He was unapologetic for his behavior toward the echo and so I unplugged her and put her on a shelf until my daughter can safely rehome her.

Until next time, stay healthy.