I received a health tip in my app that recommended I have a bottle of cold water next to my bed so that I can have something cold to drink without getting up.
They obviously don’t live with unruly animals.
I tried it. Once.
One of our cats spent the night biting the plastic until he punctured it then he knocked it on the floor so the dog could bite through it the rest of the way and I could wake up to a puddle of water in the middle of the night.
To be fair, the same cat knocked over the glass of water I tried next.
I think I will get up and get a drink if I need one.
Until next time, stay hydrated.