I have a dog who has recently begun to display the signs of displaced loyalty.

It started small enough. I tend to go to bed at the same time while the hubbinator stays up late on the weekends. At first, the puppy went to bed with me and snuggled against my legs.

Then she turned one and decided that she was old enough to stay up late with the hubbinator. Hmm, okay, I get it. There’s a chance of snacks and petties.

Then she stayed up late with the boy and the hubbinator while they watched car videos on Youtube.

But the biggest came on Friday. I got up early to see the hubbinator off to work, but when I returned to bed, the traitor dog was snuggled with the boy and even treats didn’t get her to leave. She poked her head out of the curtains to see me leave through the window, but I think that was only to make sure I had left. Unfaithful dog.

Good thing she is cute and is happy to keep my feet warm.

Until next time, stay healthy.