Category Archives: Friday Funny

Friday Funny—Don’t Mess with Mature Ladies

Thanks to Dan for passing this on. I now know what I want to be when I’m forced to grow up. A mature (over 60) lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were … Continue reading

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Friday Funny—Women’s Lists about Men

How are husbands like lawn mowers? They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don’t work. How do men define a “50/50″ relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle. How do men exercise on the … Continue reading

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Friday Funny—13 Reasons Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman

Thanks to Dan for passing this along. The women will have their say next week, so stay tuned:D 1) You can buy a silencer for a handgun.2) You can trade a .44 for two .22’s.3) You can have a handgun … Continue reading

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Friday Funny—Exercise Your Brain

Thanks to Hugh for forwarding this along. I passed:D Exercise your Brain This is fun to do.  Hope what they say about Alzheimer’s is true! Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD you have … Continue reading

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Friday Funny—Redneck Lent

Thanks to Hugh for forwarding this along. REDNECK LENT Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba’s neighbors were Catholic.  And since it was Lent, they were … Continue reading

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Friday Funny

These were passed along by my friend Hugh. The first one: You know you’re a redneck if: The second one: They attack in packs:

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Friday Funny—Church Ladies with Typewriters

CHURCH LADIES WITH TYPEWRITERS They’re Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services:   The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.  ————————–     Scouts are … Continue reading

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Friday Funny—Relationship Tips for Men (It’s the New Math)

All married men and men  on a relationship will attest to some real wisdom in this  email… …In the  world of romance, one single rule applies: MAKE THE WOMAN  HAPPY! Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she … Continue reading

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Friday Funny

Thanks to Dan for this. I now know I’m Mad Scientist Barbie. You know the one who brings on the apocalypse:D And if you’re a guy, you could be Apocalypse Ken. I don’t discriminate.   – You Might be Apocalypse Barbie … Continue reading

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Feelgood Friday—I’ve Got Your Back

THIS IS “THE BEST” SET OF PICTURES I’VE SEEN IN A LOOOOONG TIME I’VE GOT YOUR BACK

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