Food and Drug Administration—Who do they really work for?

First, let me preface this with a lot of the research I’ve done, dealt with the dark, ugly side of the FDA. There are some very wonderful and ethical people who work there that really believe they are working for the public good.

And sometimes there are.

But…

The FDA started because of a little book by Upton Sinclair. In The Jungle, Sinclair exposed the hazards of the meat packing industry in Chicago. People didn’t so much care about folks dying on the job, but falling into the grinder and being served up on their dinner plates was just a step too far. To keep their appetites, the consumers went to the government and said their representatives had to help them out and tell folks that the food was safe to eat.

Voila. An early version of the FDA was born.

Fast forward to the Reagan era, and several seed companies with patents soon to expire came up with a brilliant way to add genes from one organism to another to create a new product that they could own in plant slavery forever (Okay, I’m not being snarky about the brilliance of this, it really is cool, the rest is in sarcasm font). Being against big government, Reagan set about stripping the FDA of people, brains, and power, while placing his associates with deep pockets in place to make things go. Streamlining he called it. (To be fair, Reagan didn’t start the practice of Cronyism that continues to this day.)

You see the seed companies had a little image problem. They had been caught in lies before and the old trust us campaign wasn’t selling as good as it used to. To be fair, the initial outreach seemed genuine. The old guard seemed to actually want to do good and rebuild a lost trust.

But there was a regime change in the 1990’s and with the call to streamline and eliminate big government oversight, the rules changed. It was deemed by politically appointed big-wigs in the FDA that genetically engineered foods weren’t any different that other foods, despite questions raised by the scientists who work for the FDA, despite the shortness of the study, despite missing data.

So what we ended up with is regulations from the early 1990s that haven’t kept up with current technology. (If you’re willing to risk you’re head exploding click here) Anything with pesticides inserted into it, the FDA points to the EPA and the EPA points right back, so nobody actually looks at it. The research to determine food safety is done by the producer, who can consult with the FDA (but isn’t required), and they don’t have to produce all the data because that’s proprietary and, um, there’s no peer review unless it’s done at a university where they sit on the panel and can decide what goes into the final paper (censorship). The FDA should be notified of any new crop 120 days before it hits the market.  If the new product is a food crop, the ball gets bounced into the USDA to determine if it could hurt plant health (what?).

In other words, GMOs are a shell game that no one is overseeing, we just have to trust the seed companies not to put profit over people’s health.

In a moment of paranoia, I googled GMOs for some ‘independent’ good information. Of the 5 I found—three were from seed companies, one from a university that receives an endowment from the companies. The 5th had promise until I did a who is on the domain and found a PR company who has a seed company in their portfolio.

So I’ll leave you with this quote:

What good fortune for governments that the people don’t think – Adolph Hitler

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I’m a freak and so is my iPhone and Mac

So,  I got a new iPad air 2, so I could write more books while listening to music since my MP3 player died. Now, I have several hundred (0k 350) songs on my Mac that I downloaded from amazon.

Funny thing about that. See, when I download music from amazon the songs go straight iTunes and when I sync my iPhone, the music when there too.

So when I received my new iPad I thought it would do the same.

Except it didn’t.

With a few minutes to spare, I went into the Apple store and asked them why my apple products weren’t talking to each other.

Except they didn’t know.

And their phones and iPads don’t do that?

And after there was a bit of a conference on the matter, they decided that something must be switched on, but they couldn’t tell what unless I brought everything in.

Like that was going to happen.

Instead, I downloaded an app to get my music through amazon player, so everything moved easily onto  the iPad. Now, I have to work on moving the music from the MP3 player, which involves a translation from a Windows music to a MP3 format.

And sure enough it goes right to my iTunes so I can play it on my Mac and it’ll sync with my phone. To get it on my iPad, I just highlight and move it over. Easy peasy, after a couple minutes (hours work).

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Friday Funny—Parenting Moments in the Animal Kingdom

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Are you sure this is the road to Burger King???

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Wish these kids would learn to walk on their own

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Mom wait for me

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Really, they’ll be as beautiful as me…

 very soon

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That’s my boy!!!!

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One day he’ll learn how 

swim……hopefully soon!!!

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My Little Princess

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Think I’ll stay with mom forever

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The more feet, the faster we move

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Mom saved me again!!!

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Yes, yes, yes…….I still love you

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Wish they’d learn how to swim

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Alone at last…well, not really

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We’re learning how to roll over

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Your right mom, it’s less crowded down here

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Listen people, find your own

kid….did you give them a name???

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Another lazy summer day

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The “Look Out” kid

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Mom loves me!!

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This is the short way home….I think

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What is a GMO?

1B&NSharing more of my dark and disturbing look at the latest apocalyptic trigger. Remember I focused on the bad, so go elsewhere for the good. The companies that make GMOs had tons of sites that provide the alternative theory.

What is a GMO? GMO stands for Genetically Modified Organism. Other names are genetically engineered, or transgenetic. These living organisms (and any and all offspring) are owned by the companies that make them made possible by a 1980 US Supreme Court ruling. In short, a gene for a specific trait from one species is transferred into the genetic code of another species. The really cool/bad thing is that this genetic transfer would not occur under rules established in the 3+ billion year evolution of our planet.

This is done, not to drive the world crazy like in my book, or for total domination of the world’s food supply (there are 6 seed companies vying for the market). The reasons behind the science are good:

  1. help feed the world
  2. make organisms disease resistant
  3. use less insecticide/herbicide
  4. make food more nutritious

All of these things are designed to make food cheaper, increase shelf life, and taste better for the consumer.

But they’re not just in plant code, GMOs are also used in processing of things like high fructose corn syrup, beer, and cheese to name a few things. These intermediaries are not directly consumed but are removed somewhere in the finishing of the product.

And then there is the second hand GMO consumption by a human eating the pig that ate the GMO corn and alfalfa. You get the picture.

This is not natural selection. This is not a breeding practice, established and refined over 10,000+ years. This is something wholly different and therefore patented/trademarked/and copyrightable.

But it’s food right?

Well, um, technically not all of it is food.

The FDA wouldn’t allow us to eat it if it wasn’t safe, would it?

That’s a topic for next week, so stay tuned.

FYI—Wheat is not a GMO. The gluten level has been raised via breeding practices.

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New Release—Hadean: Threshold of Extinction, only 99cents for a limited time

1B&NOur food isn’t killing us; it’s changing us—turning us into killers.

For decades scientists have used viruses and bacteria to insert rogue genetic code into our food. Now human DNA is mutating. Switches are being flipped. Some will commit suicide; others will become homicidal maniacs.

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A college graduate whose experiment foreshadows a grisly future

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Hadean: Threshold of Extinction, Chapter 6

1B&NChapter 6

Brent Zindell slapped his badge on the card reader then yanked open the door to the Child Protective Services building in downtown Phoenix.

No attempt had been made to soften the institutional décor. The heels of those forcibly ejected laid tracks on the dull linoleum. The white paint had yellowed under the bald eye of the fluorescent lights. Steel and fabric chairs lined the walls like crooked teeth. The whole building stank of despair, addiction, and the human soul rotting like sweet fruit.

Setting his briefcase on the belt, Brent walked through the metal detector. He gritted his teeth, waited for the alarm to ring. It never had. But one day…

“Good morning,  Mr. Zindell. It’s nice to see you’ve made it into work safely.” The petite guard smiled as she handed him the battered briefcase. Theresa’s spiked brown hair gave her an extra inch, bringing her to five foot three.

Three inches shorter than him. Women were petite; men were short. No one made fun of his height now. His fingers dug into the worn leather. Perching it on the corner of the  X-ray machine, Brent flicked the latches and lifted the lid. Case notes caught the gray lining, tearing it a little more.

Theresa caught one manilla file before it dropped to the floor and vomited its contents. “I think you need a bigger briefcase.”

“I’d need a raise for that.” The joke was an oldie but a goodie. The state had frozen everyone’s pay for the last couple of years. With more work and less money coming in, his coworkers all shared the same gripe. Why should he update his material? Especially when it proved he lacked imagination. Mentally ticking off one item on his to-do list, he removed the placard with his CPS identification. He held out his hand for the file. Grasping it loosely, he tossed it on top of the others. Papers fanned out of the side. Disorganized was another trait he appeared to possess. “Thank you.”

The male guard hunched over his smartphone. “They’ve broken up the riots, but the governor is having a press conference at eleven. I think he means to activate the National Guard.”

Leaning on the cover of his briefcase, Brent snapped the latches in place. “What riots?”

“Didn’t you take the freeway here?” Castillo, the male guard, glanced up from his cell. Sweat beaded his tan forehead.

“He takes the light rail.” Theresa roosted her oversized posterior on the nearby stool. Instead of staring at the screen of the X-ray machine, she checked her phone. “Everyone knows that. Otherwise, he would have come up through the garage, not in from the street.”

“Maybe I just like you guys better.” The glib remark slid off Brent’s tongue before he could trap it with his teeth. He’d worked hard to build his innocuous reputation, he couldn’t ruin it now.

“What’s not to like?” Theresa didn’t even glance up from her game. Her thumbs flew over her screen as she matched rows of crystals.

Brent swallowed despite his dry mouth. Stick to the plan. Don’t do anything to give you away. Appear normal. “What riots?”

“I-17, the 101 and the 202. People got so fed up with the morning commute that they started beating each other up.” Grinning, Castillo turned the phone in his sausage fingers so the screen faced Brent. “Look, they’re replaying it.”

Miniature people formed rivulets of color through the gridlocked cars. A portion of the hoard rocked a white van. After a minute, it overbalanced and tipped onto its side. The mob surged again and the vehicle stopped on its roof.

“What idiots.” Brent wouldn’t have been so stupid. But then his crimes were much more serious.

Castillo arched a black caterpillar eyebrow. He plunked his boots on the floor then straightened to his full five-ten. Muscle played under his uniform, a leftover of his four years in the Marines. “They fixed the problem.”

Spittle punctuated his words.

Anger surged through Brent’s blood, heating his skin from the inside out. Never again would he be bullied. Never. The need for revenge hit his back molars. But the guard was too close to him. And cameras recorded this exchange. He sipped cold air into his lungs and leashed his rage.

He hadn’t been caught in the last three years.

He wouldn’t be caught now.

“The mob was videotaped.” Brent nodded toward the screen. “Even now, the crime lab will be analyzing the footage and isolating the faces. People will be identified and have to pay for the damage.”

The man’s face remained immobile.

Brent decided to deflect attention by pressing Castillo’s hot button. “You know how tight-fisted the insurance companies are.”

“Bastards.” The guard’s lip curled back in a sneer. “My back still hurts, and they’ve practically accused me of lying about it when their client was drunk and admitted fault in the car accident.”

Gotcha! Nodding sympathetically, Brent tapped his briefcase against his leg. “It’s greed. Pure and simple.”

Theresa stared up at the ceiling. “Why did you have to go and mention the insurance companies? You can leave when he starts ranting, but I have to work with him for another seven hours.”

“Sorry.” Brent held up his hands in surrender then sidled toward the bank of elevators. “I’ll be making coffee. Buzz me if you guys need a refill.”

Castillo turned back to his cell. “Your coffee sucks.”

Damp air roiled through the room, rattling the brass on the velvet ropes. The blare of car horns echoed around the two-story receiving hall. The century-old Catholic church up the street tested their air raid siren.

His coworkers would arrive soon, and he had something he needed to do first.

“I only drink organic tea.” Theresa slid her cell onto her station and stretched. “But I might try your coffee.”

With a wave, he hustled to the elevators. The doors opened as soon as he stabbed the call button.

Theresa’s greeting echoed down the hallway.

Brent slunk inside and leaned on the fourth floor button. Heels tapped the linoleum, growing closer. The doors eased closed, then the elevator bucked. He sagged against the chipped laminate walls. The steel handle banding the stifling box bit into his back. There was a reason he had a routine, why he stuck to it. He’d broken his rules twice today.

Twice.

One slip could ruin his life. A second was bound to send him to death row.

He had to be more careful. His wife and daughter needed him to protect them. All the children in all the cases he oversaw needed him to watch out for them.

God knew the system didn’t.

The elevator coasted to a stop.

He was halfway across when the doors began to part. Clamping on the edge, he wrestled them open enough to squeeze through. He swatted the bank of switches next to the door. Light flooded the work areas.

Cubicle hell.

Two of his staff members had already checked out. One had quit to teach school; the other had hung herself with a garden hose in her backyard.

They didn’t have his means to cope with the dregs of humanity.

Or the frustration of watching broken homes and the system grind innocent children into dust.

Ignoring the six-by-six cells of human productivity, he strode to his door and tugged the keys out of his pocket. He stabbed the lock twice before ramming the key home.  A quick turn and the door opened. Stepping inside, he inhaled deeply.

Above the endless forms, the hand sanitizer, and the government stench, he caught the faintest hint of justice. He tossed his keys on the stack of closed case files. Jingling, they slid off and landed with a thump on the mounds of open files waiting for review. His chair squeaked as he sank onto it. The fake leather blew puffs of air when his butt collided with the rigid support underneath. He dropped his briefcase on the industrial slate carpet and reached for the thin pen drawer.

A whiff of brake oil teased his senses.

His heart thudded in his chest. Adrenalin pumped through his body. He closed his eyes then reached blindly into the drawer. Beyond the loose receipts, the scattered paper clips, and assorted pens, he brushed the rubberband holding the breath mint tin closed. Organic stamped the half-inch band, yet it was the viscous substance slicking his fingers that revealed its best use.

Brent caressed the rubber in long strokes, remembering. Always remembering.

He’d prowled across the darkened lawn. Dove under the McGuire’s car. His hand had shook as he’d wrapped the rubberband around the brake line. The twist of the wrench as he’d loosened it. Just enough.

The wait had been agony.

He exhaled a ragged breath.

Beaver Creek High had an away game. Billy McGuire was playing. The asshole father and mousey mother had left to watch. They’d returned as incomplete corpses in body bags. A freak accident, the police said. Vibration must have loosened the brake line, the mechanics claimed. The car had sped recklessly down the snaking road descending to Bumblebee. The rubberband had ensured there’d be no scratch marks on the metal.

And he’d stripped Billy McGuire of his high priced legal counsel, sealing his conviction in the rape of Cheyenne Zindell, and locking him in a cage for the rest of his youth.

Brent had touched the untouchable. He had given his daughter justice.

Once he’d discovered the power of death, he bestowed it upon others.

Now, three years later, Billy whored himself for survival; others just decomposed in marked graves. And the Justice Killer was a legend.

The television had only reported half his crimes.

The cops were marginally better informed.

He didn’t keep trophies. He wasn’t even present at ten of his sixteen kills. He hadn’t needed to be. Scum made it easy to press their faces into the mud until they stopped breathing.

But the rubberband was different.

It was his first.

After one last stroke, he wedged the tin of mints into the corner then shut the drawer. He had a schedule to keep. The mind-numbing monotony of his life ensured he always had an alibi. His wife and daughter would swear to where he was on any day.

Ripping off the calendar page, he scanned his notes. Documents due in court. Meeting times. Distribute case load of absent workers. And a band of color under the number. Today was green. Remarks to the canteen staff about lunch. A brief chat with two caseworkers. At home, he’d play video games with his daughter. Later, he’d make love to his wife.

Everything was planned.

Yet, there wasn’t an inkling of his other life. Unlike other serial killers, he wouldn’t be caught. He wasn’t ramping up, wasn’t sexually excited by the kill, wasn’t addicted to it so he needed to murder more frequently and got sloppy. No, he dispensed justice to those who couldn’t get it through the system.

He served the people.

Just like he did during his day job.

Opening his briefcase, he slotted the files in the marked envelopes to be sent to the appropriate judges, guardians ad litem, and the responsible social workers. He ticked off more items on his list as soft pings ricochetted like popcorn. Other workers filled the building.

Each chime caused his eye to twitch. Unrest prowled through him. He checked the clock. Quarter ’til nine. He had time to see if any child needed his brand of justice.

But first coffee needed to be brewed, he hurried two doors down to the break room. No one ever saw him without a cup of coffee in his hand in the morning. Blowing off the steam writhing above his mug a couple minutes later, he scooped up an armful of case files from the dead woman’s desk. Willy nilly, he scanned the names. Ones he didn’t recognize, he dealt like a deck of cards to his associates.

Alas, he recognized so many more.

He had to help them.

Three files in hand, he entered the last cubicle. Magazine advertisements of exotic locales and bouquets of flowers were taped to the flat walls. Magnets fixed a montage of family photos to the metal upper cabinets. Fake pink tulips overflowed a painted tin can vase.

Brent zeroed in on the open file next to the keyboard. Bruises grew like fungus from the child’s face. Swollen flesh masked her eyes. His gaze skimmed the page. Abigail Weathersby. Nine going on ninety. Four calls of unsubstantiated abuse.

The crimes were substantiated now.

Abigail was in the Pediatric ICU. X-rays revealed breaks in her limbs that had healed. According to the doctors, the beatings had started soon after her birth.

A metallic taste exploded in the back of his mouth. He would free the little girl. He reached for the page, looking for the home address.

Fabric whispered behind him. A cloud of patchouli followed.

Lin Sue Padilla wanted her desk back. Brent passed over the file to pick up a frame of a young girl on the cusp of womanhood. The foam daisies along the border were soft under his fingers. The pink tank top mirrored the color in the Asian/Latina girl’s cheeks. Matching braces marched across her teeth. Straight black hair cascaded over her shoulder. “Your granddaughter has grown up so fast. She’s what? Twelve now?”

“Yes, and she’s taller than me, too.” Beaming, Mrs. Padilla glided down the aisle between cubicles. Two black and red chopsticks stuck out of the bun of white hair at her nape. Just a shade under five foot, her clients underestimated her to their detriment.

If Abigail Weathersby had been assigned to Mrs. Padilla, she wouldn’t be in a hospital now.

“That was taken on her thirteenth birthday.” The caseworker hauled her oversized purse onto the desk. Her brass knuckles clunked against the blotter.

He sieved air through his teeth. He’d warned her about weapons…

Mrs. Padilla patted his arm. “How is your daughter, Cheyenne, doing?”

He blinked at the abrupt change of subject, then he caught the link. His daughter had been thirteen when Billy McGuire had spiked her drink with GHB. He might have gotten away with the rape had he not left bite marks and saliva along with the bruises. “She finishes her final exams today, then she’s officially a High School Senior.”

“You’re a good Papa.” Mrs. Padilla kissed her two fingers then transferred it to the photograph in a smear of apricot lipstick.

He was now. He hadn’t been then. William McGuire senior had even attempted to coerce Cheyenne into recanting her statement, to say the sex was consensual. The bastard deserved to die. Brent only wished CPS had gained custody of young Billy. There were a few foster families who would have taught the punk the meaning of respect before his prison stint. Shaking off the past, Brent handed over the three files in his hands. “I’m sorry to do this…”

Mrs. Padilla flapped her hand then added the new cases to the stack on her right. “It is always the way, isn’t it?”

“Unfortunately.” And lately the numbers were multiplying. He’d have to submit paperwork for another full time employee while they filled the two vacant positions. He turned back to his office.

Detective Nora Norworks snapped her gum in his doorway. Lean as a predator, she spun her sunglasses by the earpiece. Her Glock hung low on her hip and peeked at the world under cover of her jacket. Balancing on her Rockports, she hummed with energy, like a dancer waiting for her cue to spring into action.

Or catch the Justice Killer.

Stop it. He’d left no evidence, and his job required interaction with the police. Although not usually a detective. Stuffing his shaking hands into his trouser pockets, he shuffled toward her. “Detective Norworks, how can I help you?”

She squinted at him and stopped chewing. “Have we met before?”

Acid erupted into his esophagus. Was this a personal visit? “You’ve been on television a lot in the last couple months.”

She blew a gray bubble, let it burst against her lips. “Are you a Justice Killer groupie, Mr. Zindell?”

His world collapsed to a pinprick of light then blew back up into real time. Damn. Damn. Damn. She couldn’t know. He shook his head slowly. “I’m a father, and you’re heading the investigation of that drug that’s making people crazy. I don’t know all of Cheyenne’s friends.” He lied, but he had an agenda to keep. Sighing, he sank onto his seat. “If she’s hanging out with the bad element taking that new designer drug, I want to know the signs.”

“Uh-huh.” Norworks snapped her gum again before shoving it to the side of her mouth. “I came to give you a list of names.”

“Names?” Brent patted his desk once. Twice. On the third time, he pretended to find the pen against his stapler. Pulling it out, he flipped over the envelope from Judge Alvarez’s chambers and clicked the top. “Who is the child?”

“Was.” Shrugging open her coat, she ripped out a torn piece of paper and slapped it on his mound of files. “These are the DBs we’ve collected during the last twelve hours. Nice job your department’s doing there, Stretch.”

He bit the inside of his jaw. Only the lowest intelligence poked fun at his height. He jerked the list from under her palm and read the names. He’d given Mrs. Padilla two of the cases.

A crash sounded from the break room. Curses in Spanish, Mandarin, and English quickly followed.

“Oh, and add Abigail Weathersby.” The detective cracked her knuckles. Her leg jumped as if connected to a live wire. “She passed on ten minutes ago. Guess, it’s not hard to miss a bleeder in a child that small.”

Brent scratched the girl’s name to the bottom. He wanted to ask about arrests but couldn’t seem too interested. He had the parents’ address. He would take care of them later. “Anything else?”

Detective Norwork’s nostrils twitched. “Anything else? Anything else?” She unsnapped the cover of her holster. “How many dead children do you have to fail before—”

Someone slammed against the wall. A shriek followed.

Norwork dashed out of the room.

Skirting his desk, he sprinted half a second behind her.

Theresa, the guard, planted her knee on Mrs. Padilla’s chest and pummeled the older woman’s face.

“I don’t have time for this shit.” The detective drew her gun and fired two rounds.

Crimson blossomed on Theresa’s pristine uniform shirt. Her badge skidded across the worn floor, then she slumped forward.

Norwork fired once more. Under the guard, Mrs. Padilla’s body jerked.

“What the hell!” Brent grabbed the opening of a cubicle to stop. “You shot them! You—”

The detective spun around. A wisp of smoke danced over the muzzle. The air reeked of gunpowder and hot metal. “It’s not like any of you are doing your jobs.”

She raised her weapon, aiming for his head. From two feet away, she couldn’t miss.

And Brent had no place to hide.

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Friday Funny

My cousin sent this to me and I thought I’d sharephoto

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Rage against the GMOs

1B&NGMOs have been in the news a lot lately. Good timing on my part, since in my book, Hadean: Threshold of Extinction, GMOs bring us one bite closer to the apocalypse.

Now, I’m the first to tell you that when researching the novel, I deliberately looked into the dark side of the science. So in the next few weeks, I’ll be sharing what I discovered.

But for now, I wanted to let you in on what I’ve been doing since investigating the Frankenfood.

Switching to Organic food has been relatively painless. Most supermarkets carry organic options at only slightly higher prices. Since it is more expensive, I’ve waited for the food to be on sale and stocked up.

We’re about 50% organic now.

But all organics aren’t made equal. My youngest has digestive issues and severe allergies. Milk causes her stomach to cramp, bad. This isn’t lactose intolerance, but something else. So I switched to organic milk and told her to pay attention when she ate her cereal (a topic for another day). She said she had some but it wasn’t nearly as bad. Then I found some organic milk from grass-fed cows. I bought it and told her to let me know if this was better or worse. She had no problems.

Hmmm.

Fortunately, we live in cattle country (Cattle is one of the 5 Cs of Arizona), and our neighbor has family in the business. But the ranch was a hundred plus miles away, so I did some searching and found one just north of Phoenix, and score he was to be at the local’s farmers market.

We went. We bought. Apparently grass-fed beef has far less cholesterol and much less fat. We bought 1/3 hamburger patties and cooked them up. Holy macaroni! They stayed the same size even tho they were the 80/20 that we normally buy.

Okay, they had a slightly gamey taste, but when hubby added a splash of A1 and a sprinkle of Lowry’s Seasoned salt, they were better than before.

That said, I over cooked the pot roast. The rancher handed me a quick reference cheat sheet to prepare the new ones I bought. Apparently, you cook grass-fed beef at a lower temp for shorter times, and do it from room temp. Lots to learn, but the meat is tastier and more filling, with that satisfied feeling.

Until next week.

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Hadean: Threshold of Extinction, Chapter 5 (Available 5/5/15)

1B&NChapter 5

Raine Czekalski slid off the cherry wood stool, landing silently in her scuffed combat boots. Holding the corner of the toast in her mouth, she scraped her plate off the marble breakfast bar. Moisture snaked down the dual-pane windows over the sink and lightning flashed in the distance. Halogen recessed lights brightened the lemon curtains and cherry cabinets. Her attention darted to the flat-screen television. “I really wish you’d wait, and we could all go see Grandma off together.”

The Highway Patrol assisted the SWAT teams in encouraging folks to quit rioting and return to the morning commute. A scarlet fire truck sprayed foam on the carbeque near an upside down van along the side of I-17. Blobs of white oozed down the curb, collecting in the gutter like second-hand toothpaste.

Her aunt, Grace Robleski, straightened the note she’d tacked to the stainless fridge with a ladybug magnet. “We’re heading north. Most of that,” she waved her hand at the television, “is in the city, and well south of us.”

Rinsing her plate, Raine set it in the dishwasher with the others. A lump formed in her throat. “Aunt Grace…”

She turned. Her shoulder-length white blond hair brushed her red tee-shirt. The silver squash blossom necklace shifted on her flat chest. Beads of turquoise and red coral winked in the claw design. “It’s you and your s— cousins I’m worried about. You have to stay in the valley for two more days.”

Raine picked at the white threads waving from the artful cuts in her new, black skinny jeans. Using the heel of her boot, she shut the dishwasher. The electronic photoframe on the counter wobbled. An image of her two cousins Ellen and Rosa appeared. They held a six-year old Raine between them in front of a Christmas tree. Guilt banded her chest and she labored for a breath. She’d lived with her Aunt and Uncle longer than she had with her parents. And because of her tantrum three years ago, Aunt Grace called Ellen and Rosa her cousins instead of the sisters they were.

Ducking her head, Raine used her bleached hair to shield her tears. How could she take back the words and fix it? “We’ll be fine. It’s you and Uncle Paul that will be traveling with the crazy circus.”

She jerked her chin toward the gridlock on Loop 101 behind the newscaster.

The hinges of the garage door creaked. Heavy footsteps echoed off the marble tile. “Did someone say my name?”

One word described her uncle—round. Fat and muscle puffed from his shoulders to his legs. Even his head was round with jug handle ears sticking out. His oversized nose connected the slash of his mouth and the ridge of white eyebrows. He was the dot beneath the straight line that formed her aunt’s willowy frame; together they made an exclamation mark.

Raine didn’t know what she’d do without them.

And she hoped never to find out.

“Raine is worried we’ll join the crazy circus once we hit the freeway.” Aunt Grace dumped the rest of the coffee into a thermos then switched off the maker.

Uncle Paul wiggled his unibrow. His rolls of excess skin undulated while he danced toward his wife. “I’m game as long as you wear one of those skimpy outfits with the fringes just about—”

Raine squeezed her eyes closed when her uncle drew a line across nipples. “Hello! Children present.”

He barked with laughter. “You’re not a child. You’re a teenager. One that wants to drive my favorite car.”

Ooh, that was unfair. Raine peeked at him between her lashes. “You hate the Civic. You said you would pay one of your seedier clients to steal it, if I wasn’t planning on driving it.”

“Who me?” He raised the pitch of his voice to a falsetto. “I would never say anything like that. That’s giving up my Fifth Amendment rights.”

Spaghetti arms wrapped around her. Aunt Grace’s thin shoulders shook with laughter. “Never mind him. He’s always been crazy, just not the circus crazy kind.”

Raine embraced her aunt, holding on a smidge longer than necessary and inhaled her Chanel perfume. “Call when you’re safely out of the valley, yeah?”

Tendons played over her aunt’s bones. Although she was as small as a bird, she was strong and tough. “You’ll be taking your final by then. I’ll text you.”

“Then you better start now.” Easing her embrace, Raine leaned back. She wouldn’t be stuck with just memories and photographs.

“Start now? Are you saying I’m slow?”

“Glacial.”

Fine wrinkles radiated from her aunt’s eyes. Laugh lines created shallow ridges by her high gloss lips. Aunt Grace swatted Raine’s butt. “You are not too big for a spanking young lady.”

Raine snorted. She’d never been spanked for punishment in her life; the time out chair was another matter. She brushed her lips across her aunt’s cheek and tasted the tang of her foundation and powder. Releasing her aunt, Raine landed against her uncle’s pillow-soft body. Please, please, God, watch over Aunt and Uncle during their trip north.

He squeezed her tight. Groaning, he reared back and lifted her until the tips of her boots skimmed the ground. “Oh, you’re getting so tall. Did you take the brick off your head again?”

“You know I hid that brick years ago.” Not that it did her any good. Thanks to her Cherokee and Mexican ancestry, she was destined to be short like the rest of the women in her mother and aunt’s family. She planted a loud kiss on his cheek.

“Sneaky. Very sneaky.” He patted her shoulder then released her. “You take after your cousins. Don’t pick up any more of their bad habits while we’re gone. You are supposed to be the nice one.”

Aunt Grace snorted. “No, dear, we didn’t want them to be nice. We wanted them to kick patootie then write the miscreant’s name in red lipstick for the police to arrest them.”

“That’s right.” Uncle’s blue eyes twinkled. “And if you have to kill them, drag their carcass back into the house so I can use the Castle Defense.”

“I remember.” Uncle Paul was always telling her how to defend her potential criminal activity. Did he want her to follow him into law, or become a world-class felon? She had to a year of high school left after she finished her finals. Grabbing her pencil and a purple gel pen off the counter, Raine followed them into the garage.

Uncle opened the passenger door of the Touring car for her aunt. “I picked up two gallons of Tin Roof Sundae at the store. Don’t tell Rosa. It’s not organic.”

Like that mattered. Ice cream had its own get out of GMO hell card. Even Rosa said so. Ellen said the calories didn’t count because it was a mental health food. The two gallons wouldn’t last the night, not with the Hallmark Channel marathon they planned. Maybe she should stash one for tomorrow.

A car horn honked as the garage door lifted. The foam anti-fatigue mats were spongy underfoot. Coffee cans and baby jars full of nails stood like chess pieces on the workbench. Shovels, hoes, and rake handles leaned against each other in the corner. Just as she ducked under the partially open door, Uncle started the engine.

A beater Chevy idled at the corner. Yellow paint marred the rear door and the chrome bumper was curled up at the end in a sarcastic smile. She’d helped Cheyenne Zindell put those dings on her red car. Then again, they’d shared a lot of things since their first meeting ten years ago. Raine’s attention skittered to the back seat.

Colton Talbot used the head rest and bucket seat as his drum set. Cheyenne nodded her head in time to the music.

The bass notes of AC/DC’s Highway to Hell rattled the loose gas cover. Raine’s last day as a Junior, and Colton’s last day at Beaver Creek High School. Only two Musketeers would return next fall. She sighed. What else would change after today?

Aunt Grace’s window zipped down as her uncle’s car coasted toward the street. “Be careful, and stay safe.”

It was high school, just a mile up the street. What could happen? “I’ll be sure to avoid getting a paper cut or writer’s cramp from my English essay.”

“Smartypants.”

Raine raised her hand in farewell.

Uncle waggled his fingers at her then her friends. “And no wild sex parties!”

God! She planted her face in her palm. Could they embarrass her any more?

Leaning across the passenger seat, Cheyenne pushed open the passenger door. “Come on. I want to get to school and issue the sex party invitations before all the hot guys have plans.”

Laughing, her uncle tapped his horn then headed down the street.

“So who do you want to invite to the sex party?” Raine dropped onto the passenger seat. Off-white stuffing mushroomed above the slit in the upholstery. She hit the back button and restarted the AC/DC song.

“Michael Horizon.” Cheyenne tossed her bleached blond hair. Thick black eyeliner accentuated her hazel eyes and she puckered her scarlet lips. Powder hid the freckles and the jagged, pink scar near her jugular.

Her friend actually thought of having sex after her rape? Sure they’d been Freshmen then but… “He’s a football player.”

Just like her rapist, Billy McGuire. Guess having a social worker dad had helped her heal.

“He’s nice.” Cheyenne ran her finger along the scar then shrugged. “Besides, I’ve had three years of karate lessons. I can kick his ass.”

“Ooh.” Colton leaned against the backseat and clasped his hands behind his head. “She’s getting all ‘wax-on, wax-off’ on us.”

After flipping him off, Cheyenne glanced over her shoulder then pulled into the street.

“Who are you inviting?” Raine’s finger hovered over the push button preparing to raise the volume as soon as the riff changed.

A cloud scuttled in front of the sun, casting darkness over the cookie-cutter ranch homes lining the street. Only the height of the trees and the paint on the stucco had changed in the last decade. Thunder rumbled in the distance. Moisture appeared on the windshield almost as an afterthought.

“I’m not inviting anyone. I’m saving myself for a wicked college girl.” Crossing his legs at the ankles, he propped his feet onto the center console. A white sock popped out of the split in his sneaker. “I heard that’s the time to experiment.”

Raine pinched the white cotton and tugged. His sock snaked through the hole. “You wanna be forced to run through a maze and fed cheese?”

“Ha. Ha.” He slapped her hands away and stuffed his sock back inside his shoe. “What about you?”

She pushed the up button on the volume until her ears rang. “What? What did you say? I can’t hear you.”

Pen in one hand, pencil in the other, she drummed on the dashboard.

“Real mature.” Colton crossed his arms over his dress shirt for all of two seconds, then he started playing the seats, occasionally reaching over to thump her head.

Laughing, Cheyenne coasted through the left turn arrow and shifted into the right hand lane.

A horn honked. In the parking lot ahead, cliques formed according to a time honored social status—geeks, nerds, jocks, spirit line cheerleaders, addicts, and the invisibles. All vied for space between the white lines and viewed those beyond their boundaries with hostility and suspicion.

Cheyenne picked the spot nearest the road, away from the others in their usual place.

Stepping out of the car, Raine tucked her pen and pencil into her back jean pocket. Like a mirage of normalcy, two-story buildings rose from the scraggly desert vegetation ahead. Rain turned the gold and green strips into angel wings on the ghostly white buildings. Inside the linoleum hallowed halls of learning, the air conditioners would be laboring to eliminate the residual stink of gym clothes, wet bodies, and white board markers.

“Come over here and say that, junkie.” The half-back of the football team pumped his fist at the shivering crowd of addicts. The beaver logo on his letterman’s jacket bared its teeth on his back.

“Come on. Let’s get inside before the stupid spreads.” Walking half on the damp asphalt half on the gravel, Cheyenne took the long way to the campus.

Colton tromped on the parking lot. His fingers clenched and unclenched at his sides.

Was he remembering beating up a few of those football players after the rape? He wouldn’t face any of them alone under the bleachers this time. She didn’t know karate, but she’d taken a few self-defense classes. Raine took up her position on the street side of Cheyenne.

The klaxon rang when she set foot on the quad. Feet stomped. Laughter died. Everyone streamed toward the classrooms.

Cheyenne frowned. “Wish me luck. My first exam is Trig.”

“You’ll do great.” Raine flashed her a thumbs-up. “We’ve studied enough.”

All weekend and marathon sessions the last two evenings. She’d drunk enough Dr. Pepper to have graduated medical school already.

“Remember, you can forget everything as soon as you’re done.”  Colton stuffed his hand into his pocket. His belt flashed under the oversized dress shirt. “I’ll meet you guys at the car as soon as I finish helping Mrs. Manlove with the hazardous waste.”

They stared at her.

Raine wrinkled her nose. “English. If you hear someone screaming, then you know there’s poetry on the test.”

“Good luck.” They chorused, then Cheyenne and Colton headed north toward the science building.

Raine trudged behind two sullen hipsters. Sipping their coffees, they debated the merits of which fad to follow. She bit her lip before she mentioned the Flintstones and their biodegradable automobile. What a bunch of phonies.

In the stairwell, perfume and cologne duked it out with prayers for a passing grade. Even the breeze couldn’t clear the desperation. A blast of cold air blew her hair back when she reached the threshold. Ahead, students scattered like billiard balls into the open classrooms.

Raine’s fingers bit into her pen and pencil. She’d just bullshoot her way through whatever essay she was assigned. And if she needed word count, she’d quote one or two sonnets she’d memorized. Bypassing the first door, she entered through the second and took her seat in the back.

The projector hummed near the computer at the front of the room. A blue rectangle filled most of the whiteboard directly ahead of it. Mr. Pittman tapped a blue marker against his open palm. “Take you’re seats. Some of you will need all the time you can get to pass this test.”

Dropping onto the molded plastic chair, she scooted closer to the desk. Please be about Shakespeare. Please be about Shakespeare.

The bell echoed down the hall.

Jason DeWitt shut the back door after he scuttled inside. Grinning, he slithered into the chair behind hers.

Suck up. The jerk didn’t even need the grades. He could fart and earn an A. Raine hunched in her seat and set her pen and pencil at the top of her desk. If she wanted to get into law school, she first needed to get into a good undergraduate school, which meant no more Bs for her.

Mr. Pittman finished passing out blue composition books.

The door squeaked open. Michael Horizon strutted inside. His letterman jacket hooked over his broad shoulders and his class ring winked gold in the fluorescent lights. He nodded his blond head to the two brunettes in the spirit line, then aimed his finger-gun at his fellow team mate.

“Nice of you to join us, Mr. Horizon.” Mr. Pittman furiously polished his glasses.

“Isn’t it?” Michael flashed his pearly white canines before sprawling in his chair in the front row.

Raine pinched the bridge of her nose. The jock must have been playing football without his helmet if he didn’t get that sarcasm.

“Moron.” Jason coughed behind her.

Giggles washed up against the whiteboard.

Mr. Pittman carefully shoved on his glasses. “Settle down.”

Raine accepted one blue notebook, then passed the last one behind her. Picking up her pen, she scratched her name across the cover.

“For your final, you’ll need to write a ten paragraph expository essay on this topic.” The teacher peered over the top of his glasses at them. “Yes, that does include the introduction and conclusion.”

He tapped a button on his laptop. The blue square faded from the whiteboard. Two words replaced it—Why bother?

“You may begin.” Mr. Pittman stared at the words on his laptop.

Why bother? Why bother what? Studying Shakespeare when your English teacher is in the throes of a mid-life crisis? She chewed on the end of her pen. She could use the quotes with such a topic. That was good for one, maybe two paragraphs. She opened her book.

“Why bother?” Michael straightened and turned in his seat. He scanned the class to make certain he was the center of attention.

Mr. Pittman grasped the projector with two hands.

“What kind of question is that?” Michael pointed at them to emphasize his point.

Mr. Pittman jerked the projector above his head. The cord twanged before yanking free of the wall.

Raine’s breath jammed her throat. Mr. Pittman wouldn’t hurt a student, would he?

“This test was supposed to be about Mark Twain. I studied him.” Michael pressed his hand to his chest. “We—”

Mr. Pittman hammered Michael’s head with the projector.

The pen slipped from Raine’s fingers.

Blinking rapidly, the jock swayed on his seat.

The teacher swung for home.

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Friday Funny—Top 10 Country Songs

Thanks to Hugh for these. Gonna have to look them up on youtube:D

10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body,
But Mine
9. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman,
But I Woke Up With A Few
8. If The Phone Don’t Ring,
You’ll Know It’s Me
7. I’ve Missed You,
But My Aim’s Improvin’
6. Wouldn’t Take Her to A Dogfight,
Cause I’m Scared She’d Win
5. I’m So Miserable Without You,
It’s like You’re Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend,
and I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring,
and Gave Me the Finger
2. She’s Lookin’ Better,
with Every Beer
And the Number One
Country & Western song is…
1. Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night,

That Chewed My Ass All Day.

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