Let’s Talk Zombie Apocalypse

Not too long ago, I was fortunate enough to spend time with my oldest sister. Like all my family, she is a very unique individual with a wonderfully twisted sense of humor and skewed world-view.  It just so happens that this sister is a professor at a university and oversees a couple handfuls of graduate students who help teach the general chemistry labs. While we were talking she mentioned a conversation she’d walked into between her grad students. Not wanting to exclude her, they asked her what the best gun to have in the Zombie apocalypse.

I said, “That was a stupid question.”

She was happy I agreed.

Then I exlained. “Everyone knows you don’t want a gun. They run out of bullets quickly and make noise alerting other nearby zombies to your presence.”

Apparently, she thought the grad students should have been discussing chemistry.

“Sure, they should. They would have access to lots of bomb making chemicals. With a little engineering, they could delay the boom until they were far enough away, killing some  and drawing away other zombies. A win-win situation.”

Um, this would be about when I realized she thought the whole talk of the zombie apolcalypse was nonsense.

I then explained about the types of bacteria, including man’s best friend’s friend, Rabies, that could induce a hunger for human flesh in a crazy way state.

“Would a gun bring them down?” she asked.

The zombie apocalpyse is spreading. One brain at a time:-)

So, in honor of that conversation and because everyday Jane and John Does are first responders in an emergency, I’m giving away one of my copies of How to Survive the end of the World as We Know it.

Leave a comment about your plan to survive the coming zombie apocalypse by Memorial Day (May 27th) to be entered. And giving how quickly the plague will spread, I’ll ship overseas too.

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Syn-En: Registration, Book 3, chapter 3

Chapter 3

Systems coming on line. Bei winced at the soft feminine voice inside his head. Eyes closed, he waited. Every circuit in his body felt as if it had been touched by a live wire.

One with excess amperage.

How had an electromagnetic pulse knocked him out?

His upgrades should have rerouted the surges to his central power supply. At least that’s what the Skaperians had claimed. Either the feather-headed extraterrestrials were treacherous allies, or they used outdated technology.

Green lights flared inside Bei’s head–visual, audio, and touch sensors switched on. The sensitivity levels had his nerves bubbling in acid. He quickly dialed them down then sorted through the information.

Six humanoids in the room, plus two Syn-En.

Eight biosigns but not the one he craved. Not Nell’s.

His heart mule-kicked in his chest and he picked up an alarm. Six months in his human wife’s company had affected his control. He released a serotonin cocktail and calmed his body’s reaction, but not his mind. Where was she? What had ET done to her?

Sensors indicated Keyes and Rome rebooted on his right,, judging by their low-level energy readings.

Opening his eyes, Bei stared into a bright light. He dimmed his optical receptors. If ET thought to get the better of him through bright lights, they’d soon learn the error of their ways. He lifted his hand. It rose two centimeters before slamming back against his metal bed. Damn. He lay on a magnetic gurney. The strength of which ebbed and flowed with Bei’s movements.

He was stuck. For now.

“Ahh, good.” A soft voice purred. Shadows moved beyond the bright light. “You are awake.”

Bei turned his head toward the sound. “Where am I?”

A lithe figure sauntered into view. Long, pale green hair swirled around a heart-shaped face. A turquoise tunic molded to a muscular chest.

Must be a male, given the lack of overt secondary sexual characteristics. Bei enhanced his sensors to scan the musculature, underlying bone structure, and organ weaknesses and send the data to the Combat Information Center for identification.

Link not found. Searching for new entry into mainframe.

Damn. He’d have to wait until his cerebral interface could hack into their system to gain information.

Avarice glinted in ET’s slanted emerald eyes. “Are the rest of humans like you?”

Bei blanked his features. Syn-Ens didn’t provide information to their captors. “Where am I?”

ET stroked his pointy chin. “A glitch in your programming perhaps?”

A second alien, this one with white hair, shuffled forward. “We are having trouble translating their binary code, but there seems to be no physical problem.”

The embroidery on this one’s tunic lacked the intricacy of the first male’s. Perhaps, this indicated rank. Or vanity. Or a hundred other things. Bei checked his link with the Combat Information Center, still off-line. What had happened to his ship?

And Nell?

Without either one close by, escape became more difficult, but not impossible. Nell would probably have come up with a handful of ways by now, all taken from early twenty-first century movie plots. His lips quirked. And she’d be talking about it nonstop until he calmed her down.

“It smiled.” The white ET backed away.

Bei locked his facial muscles in a neutral expression. He would never allow the hostile ETs to use his emotions against him.

The green ET stroked Bei’s hair. “Yes, they seem almost human, don’t they?”

Bei was human, dammit. A synthetically-enhanced human, true, and those upgrades would allow him to escape. “Where am I?”

Let them think he had a glitch. Once his men awoke, he could use that to his advantage. Especially, since the failsafe phrase was completely appropriate.

“The other two are responding.”

Bei turned his head. What little remained of his stomach formed a hard knot in his gut.

Keyes’s torso and head lay on a metal operating table between Bei and Rome. Two more white-haired aliens pulled and squashed her arms and legs in a rectangular stress tester. Keyes’ chest cavity was splayed open, like pinned butterfly wings, while a peach-haired ET probed her insides.

Keyes’s brown eyes blinked open. When she spied the invasion, her head reared back and her pelvis tried to curl. The magnetic table made the motion look like a tremor. “Wh–”

“Where am I?” Bei spoke over her.

She turned her head and faced him. Panic scrunched her features before they smoothed out. “Where am I?”

As her commanding officer, she trusted him. Bei wouldn’t let her down. Not with her and her baby’s life at stake.

“Leave her alone!” On the other side of Keyes, Rome came fully awake. Metal thumped and wheels squeaked. “Get away from her!”

Rome bucked and thrashed, fighting the magnetic bonds holding him prisoner. His blond head slammed against table before they both tipped over. Dropping Keyes’s limbs on the space near Keyes’s body, the two whities rushed to Rome’s side.

Bei gritted his teeth. Thanks to that little outburst, he would have to modify his plan. He had to rein in his security chief before they lost one of their few advantages. “Where am I?”

He enunciated each word, loudly.

Rome stilled. “Wh–Where am I?”

Good. His men understood. Now for phase two. Bei just needed an opportunity to instigate it. He hoped his captors were as cocky as they appeared.

“Ah, they are as emotional as the creatures they are patterned after.” Greenie smoothed his long hair behind his pointy ears.

“Worried your stink wouldn’t work?” Out of the darkness lumbered another alien, a far different species than the others.

And a bigger threat. Bei scanned him. Instead of smooth skin, a black exoskeleton covered his four arms and two legs. Since Bei’s sensors detected bones under a muscular layer, the exoskeleton must be synthetic armor, like an insect’s. Permanently attached armor, whose only weakness seemed to be at the joints.

Bug-ugly’s compound eyes glistened in the bright light.

Obviously, Bei wasn’t the only one assessing an opponent. A single touch would give him a better idea of how his own upgrades would compare in battle. He just had to lure Bug-ugly closer. A staring contest should do it. Bei locked his gaze on ET and switched off his blinking program.

“Of course, I wasn’t worried, Groat.” Greenie squared his shoulders before spreading his arms wide. “This represents the best of both worlds——emotional and programmable.”

Chemical weapon detected. Bei’s vision darkened. He identified the compound-oxytocin. No way would he bond with the ugly alien. He injected blocking agents to prevent the chemical from affecting his human brain.

“They cannot help but want to please me.”

“Or they’ll please whoever their programming tells them to.” Groat’s nictitating lenses turned his insect eyes a milky white when he blinked. He cracked the knuckles of the four fingers on his upper right hand.

Greenie leaned over Bie. “Programming can be changed, but pheromones are forever.”

Groat’s L-shaped mandibles retracted revealing razor-sharp incisors. “Prove it.”

That was Bei’s cue. He instituted emergency protocols and tremors seized his body. Timing the shaking, he attempted to make it appear natural, not a program, then he baited his ET captors, leading them where he wanted them to go. “Cascade failure in effect. Systems approaching terminal failures.”

Greenie stiffened. “Terminal failures!” He dragged one of the white technicians closer and shoved his face into Bei’s. “We cannot lose it. Fix it. Now!”

Whitie’s pale hands fluttered like startled birds above the gurney. “I don’t know how. I don’t have the code.”

Bei waited for the aliens to fall into his trap. Any moment now… Any moment now…

Keyes started twitching, her head banged against the gurney. “Cascade failure in effect. Systems approaching terminal failures.”

Groat wrapped one segmented claw around the edge of the gurney. “Do something, Mopus. Or this lost profit will be on your head.”

Mopus’s eyes narrowed into emerald slits. “I am not a technician, I’m a facilitator.”

Bei counted inside his head. These slagheads were denser than stone. Apparently, they needed a little guidance. Just enough to get them to help him without realizing it. “Repair cerebral wiring within five minutes to avoid self destruct initiation.”

There. Since they were so keen on using him, they would definitely want him in one piece.

Rome began his own seizure. “Cascade failure in effect. Systems approaching terminal failures.”

Bei’s implants detected the laughter in Rome’s voice.

The metal near Keyes’s severed limbs crimped under Groat’s segmented claw before he backed away. “This is why we stay away from technology whenever possible. It is unpredictable.”

Mopus swept his green hair over his shoulder. “On the contrary, they’ve just told us how to repair them.”

“I think I know where the wiring is.” The white technician sidled toward Bei’s head. He turned Bei onto his side.

About time. Now for the special effects. Still twitching, Bei discharged a little excess power into the table. Blue lights arced and danced across the metal gurney. “Self-destruct in four minutes, thirty seconds.”

The technician jumped back.

Mopus fisted the man’s shirt and dragged him forward. “Fix the wiring.”

Fingers rasped across the nape of Bei’s neck and swept his hair out of the way.

He felt the cover of his cerebral interface slide open. Given the surety of the movements, ET had been very busy while Bei had been unconscious. What else had they discovered?

Whitie’s hands stilled.

“Well?” Groat lumbered closer; his claws clacked against the gurney. “Can you fix it?”

“There’s so much primitive wiring… It will take me months to figure out a schematic.”

He didn’t plan to give ET another hour. Bei modified his seizures to bring him in closer to the bug man. Just a touch would be all he needed to determine the exoskeleton’s strengths and weaknesses. “Self-destruct in four minutes.”

Rome and Keyes began their own countdown.

Pink sweat beaded on Groat’s black armor. “Why don’t you just ask them how to rewire themselves. They must have a bit of self-preservation instinct left in their brains. They have emotions.”

Bei blinked. Well, well, Groat possessed a working intellect and wasn’t just hired muscle. That could be good and bad. Bei skimmed his fingertips over the bugman’s wrist joint. Keratin layered on nanomesh. The armor was self-repairing, but were the soft tissue and organs underneath? If they would cooperate with his plan, he could find out. “Unrecognized voice print. Instructions for repair not authorized.”

Mopus shimmered into Bei’s line of sight. “You’ll tell me, won’t you? I would really like to help repair your wiring.”

Chemical alerts flared inside Bei’s head, and he felt the tug at his consciousness to please Mopus. Bei quickly overrode it. In his experience biologics didn’t trust things that came to easily. “I– I– Instructions for repair not authorized. Three and a half minutes until self-destruction.”

Groat clacked his mandibles together. “So much for your stink.”

“Tell me how to help you.” Mopus’s skin turned a verdant green and his hair glistened. “Tell me how to rewire your brain to save you.”

Oxytocin levels spiked. Bei made a mental note that ET changed color to access his mind-altering drug. Now to complete step two. The fool was bound to believe Bei wanted to please him. Despite the bright light, Bei commanded his pupils to dilate. “Remove blue wire in top neural net case.”

He had only one, a special one that isolated the Syn-En’s from each other and prevented their free will from being over-ridden.

Despite the risk, the isolating wire would have to go.

Accessing a network would allow them to communicate with each other and coordinate their attack. After a slight tug, Bei’s legs flopped uselessly against the table. Yellow caution lights flared inside his head. He rerouted his processors and stabilized his necessary functions. Damn idiots! The technician had popped the whole circuit. “Self-destruct in one minute.”

Mopus reached over Bei. Flesh smacked flesh. “What did you do?”

“I–I had to remove the clip to take out the wire.”

Bei refrained from rolling his eyes. Only a ham-handed  moron needed to remove the clip to extract a single wire. After a soft click, the yellow lights faded. Searching for Wireless Array. Bei waited for his systems to find a network to high jack.

“There. I did it.” The technician rolled Bei onto his back.

After twitching a few more times, Bei lay still. From the corner of his eye, he watched Keyes and Rome undergo the same procedure.

Mopus’s color faded as he bent over Bei. “Are you still planning to self-destruct?”

Hell, ET deserved some freeware for cooperating in his own demise. “Where am I?”

Bei punched through the ET’s firewalls and connected to the network. Using his rank, he brought Keyes and Rome online.

Their digital presence materialized next to him near a series of doors. The two collapsed into each other’s arms, stroking and touching each other. Hearts and question marks swirled around them.

“Are you harmed?” they chorused in cyberspace. Each shook their heads but continued touching.

“Report.” Bei ground his teeth together. Everyone could enjoy the reunion once he found Nell. His wife had better not have fallen under the spell of Mopus’s stink. The green ET would regret it, especially since many of Bei’s torture subroutines would work on his ugly species.

After caressing Keyes’s cheek, Rome shifted away from her and opened one of the doors. His digital hands dipped into the stream of information flowing inside. “I’ll chase down the power supply to the magnetic tables and cut it. I suppose you want to give bug-ugly an attitude adjustment?”

Bei nodded before opening the next door. Once he tapped into the alien ship’s environmental controls, he might be able to find Nell and her feather-headed shadow. She had better damn well be alright.

Keyes shuffled next to him. She fished in the data streams for a shuttle, pod or ship to aid their escape. “At least my translator program worked. Although, the Munician’s speech is very similar to English.”

Groat swung his two right arms, knocking over an instrument table. “Great! It has reset to the beginning.”

Probes, blades and magnifying glasses clattered across the floor.

Bei turned his attention to his captors. Why such low technology on their prisoners? Was this normal, or did they consider him and his men more machine than human?

Mopus smoothed his hair out of his face. “What is your name?”

Pixelated Rome made an obscene gesture. “Think this is their first interrogation?”

Bei blinked. He seriously doubted it. But if ET wanted a robot, he’d give them one. Good thing he’d watched those video files with his wife. “My designation is one-eight-two.”

Rome laughed. “That’s old law-enforcement code for a killing.” He pulled a blue ball of light from the data stream and juggled it. “I’m ready to release us.”

Cyberspace Keyes shook her head. “I still haven’t found us an exfiltration route.”

Mopus smiled, flashing elongated eyeteeth. “And the other two?”

Bei allowed his body to relax onto the table, might as well conserve his strength and have a little fun at ET’s expense. “The female is Alpha-Sierra-Sierra-Hotel-Oscar-Lima-Echo.”

Rome stopped laughing and lightning bolts zinged around his head. “Did you just call my wife an asshole?”

“He called them assholes.” Keyes plucked two space vehicles from the data stream. She looked from the dart-shaped one to the smaller spherical one. “Besides, it’s a good test to see how much of ancient Earth culture they understand.”

“Exactly and since neither reacted to the insult, we can rule out any recent contact.” Bei caught the environmental controls and scanned for human biosignatures. His heart kicked in his chest. Dammit, hundreds of humans packed the ship. And many were sick.

Mopus’s eyes narrowed. “And the male?”

Oops, Bei may have been quiet too long. ET was getting a bit suspicious. “His designation is five-one-five-zero.”

“Damn right, I’m crazy.” Rome tossed the ball of code from hand to hand. “And they’re about to get two-hundred sixty pounds of it shoved up their asses.” He cocked his blond head to the side. “Do they even have asses?”

Mopus pinched his pointy chin between elongated fingers. “Well, those won’t do at all.”

Groat clenched his fists until his arm crackled. “Does that mean I can test them against my training?”

Bei finished his scan. It didn’t return Nell’s signal. He hoped that meant she was safely on her way back to Terra Dos. But then his wife never did things the easy way. He called up his warrior subroutine. Bugman would get his wish. Keyes, I need that ship.

She tossed the dart-shaped ship back into the stream. Next, she plotted a course from their current location in the middle of the craft, to their escape vehicle on the outer fringes. This one will hold us. Have you found the amarook and Nell?

They’re not aboard. Rome, take the gurneys off-line.

Gladly. Rome crushed the code in his hand until it dissolved in a burst of light.

Bei lifted his arm an inch before it crashed back down. Rome?

The security chief reached back into the datastream. Sorry, they have redundant systems.

Mopus folded his arms over his chest and stepped back.

Had they been tipped off to the Syn-En’s presence in their mainframe?

“Wipe their current memory and insert the new program.” Mopus shook his head. “And for the Creator’s sake, give them more normal human names. It’s time for the testing to begin.”

No! He would not be reprogrammed. Bei shunted all power reserves to his limbs. He yanked them up before the magnetic field slammed them down, deforming the metal gurney. Hot spears gouged his skull and pain flared.

Memories were scrapped off brain cells–of Earth’s green plains, of his first battle, of his men and Nell. He couldn’t forget her. Catching the memory of her vomiting blue into his shower, he balled it up, protected the code and hide it in the deepest recesses of his mind.

He would remember.

He would overcome.

More memories fled, stripped away as the United Earth Nations had stolen his limbs and organs so many years ago. But this was worse, so much worse.

Keyes’s and Rome’s screams swirled through his thoughts.

He had to save his men.

He…

The thought was ripped from him, leaving nothing but emptiness.

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Shuffling on down to… Wickenburg

To get to and from the Vulture Mine, we drove through Wickenburg.

The scenery was gorgeous.

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And it had been a while since I’d actually visited downtown. We were pleasantly surprised that the town has taken measures to preserve its history and to help visitors on a self-guided tour.

We started at the tourism center which is in the old railroad station and right next to these two trains. I love trains.

Train

This was one of the interactive statues near the station that explained about the buildings.

WaitingforthetrainAlong the sidewalks are bronze critters including snakes, scorpions and tarantulas, several of which I almost tripped over.

In a local supermarket parking lot is the original school house. Benches and trees make this a nice spot for a picnic.

SchoolhouseInside the building, the city holds music lessons. It also has exhibits that showcase the history of the school.

InsideSchoolhouseBut my favorite thing was the jail tree. Jail tree? What’s that? Well, it’s this:

Jailtree

It seems the good folks of Wickenburg wouldn’t take time away from their mining to build a proper jail, so they just chained folks up. They originally tried chaining them to the tree but one sot just broke off the limb and lugged it to the bar with him.  Gotta love it. I wonder if the summer heat was enough of a crime deterrent, but I somehow doubt it.

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Vulture Mine and Ghost Town

Yes,  I watch  ghost hunting shows. I can admit it. I think they’re fun, when the ‘hunters’ don’t take themselves too seriously. A while ago, we watched Ghost Adventures where the three investigators visited Vulture Ghost town.  Being a fan of many things decomposing, I was fascinated with this place that was practically in my backyard.

It took a two summers but we finally made it out to Vulture Mine. Much had changed in the interim. The Mine had been sold and the new owners were planning to begin mining for gold again.  As such, only part of the ghost town was open and only for a limited time on Saturdays.

The tour started near the old gas station. Since the mine was closed by Presidential order in the 1940s, I nearly cried at the price of gasoline.

Assayoffice

The assay office (along with other offices) was built out of rock from the mines. It is estimated to have over a quarter million dollars of gold ore inside. The owner is hopeful of restoring the building from the proceeds of the mine and make Vulture into a mining museum.

BarviewoutsideThis is what remains of the bar. Of course, you probably had to be careful where you stepped when it was open for business. The building behind it was in fairly good shape (it was the kitchen) and we were able to walk through and see some of the items that had been found on site and preserved.

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BunkHouse2

The bunkhouses are falling down but still have residents. In this case, Africanized bees. Yep, we didn’t get too close.

FallingDownhouseThis is was the machine shop.  I love the tin roof.

BordelloThis was the bordello. Half of it remains fairly intact, but the kitchen has been opened up to enjoy the breeze.

kitchen

This is Wickenburg’s cabin. The vents were probably used to circulate air as well as to shoot out of.

WickenburgsHome

The hanging tree. Not sure this needs an explanation. Oddly enough it is literally right next to Wickenburgs cabin. And given the size, I’d say they only hung short people:-)

hangingtree

The pit. This will expand when the gold mine  is once again worked.

ThePit

Acesstothemine

For now the mine is a series of tunnels, like the picture above (yes, that’s the current entrance). But this will be a pit mine to get to the gold. Sad to think of all this beautiful scenery changed into a gaping hole. Maybe some good will come of it and Vulture will be restored and become a place of interest to visit. The owner did say, he’s considering making the pit into an RV park once the gold is gone. With water only 600-700 feet down (that’s shallow here in the valley), it may even become like a quarry on the east coast.

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Syn-En: Registration, Book 3, Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Nell Stafford blinked awake. This wasn’t the safe room. She hadn’t made it before the crazy in her head had caused her to pass out. So where was she? Her breathing echoed off the metal plate in front of her. Laying in the fetal position, she was smooshed in the crawlspace.

The pulse of the engines rolled under her. Something warm and furry stretched above her.

Elvis. The amarook had shifted so his crystalline fur concealed them both. He sent images of fire, attacking bears and knife-wielding maniacs into her head.

Her blood pounded and her mouth dried. What was coming? She sent a giant question mark back to the amarook.

Shifting his weight, he returned a picture of a giant humanoid with a smooth head, spherical eyes, and its four arms and two legs broken into segments——like a scorpion minus the stinging tail. If scorpions stood six-foot tall, moved like humans and were really, really pissed off.

Nell managed to avoid wetting herself as the claws at the ends of the creature’s four arms ripped a Skaperian limb from limb before pinching off the head and tossing it like a basketball through the air. O-kay. She didn’t want to meet Scorpio on a bad day.

Footsteps clomped along the deck.

She bit her knee to stop from screaming. Not Bei’s measured steps, Keyes’s ballerina-light stride or Rome’s tantrum-esque stomp. This was someone new. Someone who had boarded them from space. Soon her husband and his men would begin to fight back, kick the bad guy’s butts. Nell curled into a tighter ball.

Any time now.

Elvis sent her pictures of Rome and Keyes’s unconscious bodies in the crew compartment.

The base of Nell’s skull tingled. Holy cow. An electromagnetic pulse had overloaded their cerebral interface. That’s why she passed out. Bei! She had to protect her husband. She tried to uncurl.

The amarook dug his claws into her arm and back. He unearthed the memory of Nell teaching her German shepherd to stay and replayed it.

She stiffened as the day unspooled inside her head. She hated it when the amarook used her own memories. It was so…so invasive. Worse, she didn’t know how to protect herself.

And the amarook knew it.

Which meant this was bad. Very bad, indeed.

“I’m certain the scan showed four humans on board.” The male voice was pleasant, almost lyrical.

Every muscle in Elvis’s body tensed.

Nell imagined his fangs bared and a growl swirled through her head. Was this Scorpio? He didn’t sound so bad. In fact, she might like to meet him.

Elvis’s denial imprinted on her psyche. He sent another image. Lanky and well-groomed, this humanoid looked like a lime-green elf.

“The three we have claimed barely qualify as human.” The other male’s voice rumbled like a distant avalanche.

Nell stiffened. She had half a mind to tell Scorpio that the Syn-En were human. Thankfully, the other half of her mind was still functioning. Bei wouldn’t be happy if she got herself caught. Again. And quite frankly, she never was the Daphne of Scooby-Doo fame type.

She preferred smart, resourceful Velma.

What would Velma do? Nell had no bumbling bait or any spare tires to lasso the villains. And she very much doubted they hid human faces behind alien masks.

The footsteps pounded closer.

Oh, God, they were entering the engine room. Could they see her wedged in the crawlspace?

Elvis patted her back with his extra set of hands.

Right. As long as he covered her, she was as invisible as he was. If she survived this, he was getting a treat. She sent him an image of his favorite food——severed chickcharney heads and feet.

A drop of drool plopped onto her sleeve.

“Yes, humans have changed.” The lime elf hummed. “We shall be able to make use of them.”

The guy sounded so nice. Why was he with Scorpio? Maybe if she talked to him…

Her cerebral interface crackled.

What in the world? What was with the self-induced shock therapy? Maybe there was a charge build-up in the deck.

Bei often discharged static electricity into the helm.

Nell raised her head a little, enough to see between the grills of the deck. Elvis’s fur fractured the world like a cracked mirror. The fusion reactor appeared in a thousand pie wedges instead of one large cylinder.

The deck bowed under Scorpio’s weight. “The species should not have been allowed to be alone for so long.”

She clamped her mouth shut to keep from crying out. Scorpio could give her nightmares.

The elf practically danced over the floor. “They were nearly wiped out by the Surlat strain. Even the Founding Five are not immune to the Erwar Ecoprovisions.”

“We should not be bound by anything. If it wasn’t for us, there would be no Erwar anything.” Scorpio stopped right over her.

Nell pressed against the floor. The man had spikes on his boots, for pity’s sake.

A tremble rolled through Elvis. Her protector would go for Scorpio’s throat if they were discovered.

Great! That left the elfin-magic for her. Somehow she doubted her self-defense classes from over a century ago would help her.

“If it wasn’t for the Founding Five, Erwar would not be in the shape it is.” The Elf shrugged then paused by the safe room door. Sapphire light shone from his palm and illuminated the biometric box. The door slid open.

Oh, my. It was a good thing, she and Elvis hadn’t been able to make it to the safe room. They would have been discovered for sure.

“Satisfied?” Scorpio creaked when he crossed his arms over his chest.

Elf checked his nails. “Just being thorough. I knew that if there was another human aboard, they wouldn’t be able to resist my voice.”

“You mean the chemicals you pump out through your glands.” Scorpio grunted.

Chemicals? Nell clamped her lips together. More like pheromones to make her compliant, bend to his will. Had her cerebral implant shocked her to dispel her body’s reaction to the Elfy boy’s scent?

Elf smiled.

The images of hundreds of perfectly even teeth sowed ice crystals in Nell’s veins. Appearances be damned, he was more dangerous than all of Scorpio’s encased muscles.

And he had her husband.

She boxed up her fear and slapped a ‘Do not open until Christmas’ sticker on it. Once the bad guys were away, she’d contact the Syn-En Fleet and rescue Bei, Rome and Keyes.

It was her only option.

Scorpio ran one claw along the side on the reactor. “What shall we do with the ship?”

“We can’t take it with us. Our workers still talk of being rescued. If word ever got out that humanity had made it two light years from Erwar, production would be disrupted.”

Production of what? And why would these Extraterrestrial freaks care if people registered as sentients? But deep down, she knew why. The Skaperians had used Earth as a Petri dish to find a cure from the Surlat strain. Ninety percent of all life on the planet had become extinct in less than two years.

If one species viewed humans as lab rats, another would just as easily see her family and friends as slaves.

Her hands formed fists.

Once she had Bei and the Syn-En fleet at her back, she planned to introduce ET to a little thing called Karma.

Elf glanced back into the room, stared at her position.

She held her breath.

Elvis did as well.

“I shall blow it up with my new weapon, then return to salvage the pieces. Unless…” Scorpio paused on the threshold of the engine room. “Unless, you’ll give me one of the new humans. I would like to test it against my skills.”

Elf patted Scorpio’s segmented shoulder. “Profit over pleasure, Groat. Profit over pleasure.”

God, they were hideous. When their footsteps retreated, Nell relaxed. Feeling returned to her fingers in a rush of tingles.

The Icarus shuddered around her, then the ship issued a warning. “Air pressure alert.”

The fatheads hadn’t bothered sealing the punctured hull.

Bulkheads dropped down and clanged against the floor.

Nell pushed against Elvis. “Move.”

“I do not think it is wise to move just yet, Nell Stafford.” Despite his words, Elvis shifted the grate over, rolled off her and onto the deck. “They are still too close for my comfort and could easily reboard.”

Could they? Elvis had sensed the aliens before the ship did. Perhaps another ten second delay wouldn’t hurt. Nell stretched her arms and legs under the safety of the fusion reactor. “We have to get this ship moving before they blow it and us up.”

“I do not think you have any technical weapons to harm their ship.” The amarook crooked his finger and flashed a green light inside her head.

“As much as I want to, we can’t attack them. Bei, Rome and Keyes are on their ship.” Wrapping her hands around the rail, she squeezed between the cylindrical reactor and the deck. The rough floor grabbed at her clothes, scraped her skin. That was going to leave a mark. Of course, dead left a bigger mark. “I’m going to honor my ancestors by running and hiding.”

Elvis’s nails clicked as he loped for the safe room. “We do not know if the crystalline coating will make the Icarus appear to have vanished.”

“Guess we’re going to find out.” Her muscles ached and a groan slipped passed her lips as she stumbled after the wolf-like creature. Sardines should feel lucky they were dead before being packed in those tiny cans.

The amarook disappeared into the room. By the time she slipped inside the over-sized closet, he was in his harness, had the keyboard down and the screens in front of him stuffed with data.

Throwing herself into the spare chair, she strapped in then opened a cabinet embedded in the wall. Wrapping one hand around the joystick, she moved it to the right then the left. Inertial dampeners prevented her from feeling the motion, but the starry image on the screen in front of her tilted this way then that. “How long do you think we have?”

“Not long.”

Her grip tightened. “What kind of answer is that?”

She wanted a clock counting down. Bei would answer to the millisecond.

“It has been a century since my kind went to space.” Elvis’s ears twitched. “And the ships were much more advanced.”

“Well excuse me.” A red blob appeared on the left of her screen. She aimed for it. Just like in those video games her nephews like to play. Easy.

“Aren’t you supposed to avoid the red things on the screen?”

“Yep.” Holding her tongue between her teeth, she kept the course steady. Hopefully the doofus aliens will think the collision course was natural. “When I say so, I need you to hit the red button on your left.”

Elvis’s blue eyes widened and the black feathers on his head stood on end. “That will eject the fusion reactor!”

“Exactly.” Red was bad. Bei had color coded everything so in the event of an emergency, she could pilot the ship. “And it’ll explode, too. We’re going for a Hollywood ending.”

Good guys get away; Bad guys are fooled.

“Won’t we need the Helium-3 to power our engines, maintain life support and keep us hidden?”

“Oh. Um.” There was that little snag. She glanced at his screen. Bei had said something… Think, think, think. “Right. Open those pathways.” She tapped the screen. Green flooded the tube. “The Icarus has reserve tanks, one for each engine, for just such an occasion. Fill ’em up, then let’s dump that puppy.”

Elvis hunkered down in his seat. “I do not dump puppies.”

“I meant the reactor. Dump the reactor.” Sheesh, he was awfully moody. Small wonder the amarook males didn’t go into battle. Anxiety made them irritable. That was far worse than her nonstop commentary.

“You should have said that, then.” The ship shuddered. Red patches filled Elvis’s screen. “I believe they are firing.”

The joystick bucked in her hand. She clamped down with two to maintain her course. “What’s it doing?”

“The weapon appears to be cutting us into pieces.”

“That’s not right. Where are the phasers and torpedoes? And the shields are supposed to be dropping in increments.” Geez, how was Hollywood supposed to get them out of this if the aliens never saw the movies?

“The magnetic shields are ineffective but are fully charged.”

“Thanks a lot.” Nearing the asteroid, danger flashed in bright letters on her screen. Bei’s doing, no doubt. She sniffed back her tears and blinked to clear her vision. She’d rescue him. Removing one hand from the joystick, she set her finger over the cloaking switch. “Ready to eject the reactor?”

Elvis wrapped his tail tightly around his hind end. “Ready.”

“Now!” One. Two. Three.

A burst of light flashed on the screen.

She flicked the switch. Nothing changed. Yanking on the stick, she steered away from the asteroid. “Did it work?”

“How——”

The blast wave slammed into them. Ripped the joystick out of her grip. The ship flipped head over heels. Faster and faster.

Nell vomited.

It hit Elvis on the side, speckled his fur in chunks of gray regurgitated rations.

She reached for the controls. Sparks sprayed from the connections. “That can’t be good.”

Her fingers brushed the side of the joystick and it careened over. Connected by a few wires, it whapped against the wall.

Elvis clawed at the keyboard.

The ship stopped spinning.

Her head slammed against the seat and the straps cut into her chest and thighs. “What did you do?”

“Autopilot. You were not the only one Beijing York trained.”

The program engaged, and the screen in front of her gradually changed. Fuel levels appeared. Dotted lines carved up space. Damage assessed. Then a course was set.

Her stomach condensed into a hard ball and fell to her feet. “Oh, no. No, no, no! We’re heading straight for Erwar.”

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Happy Mother’s Day, ah heck, Happy Mother’s Weekend!

It takes a lot to be a good parent. It takes time, sacrifice, love and a willing to put someone else’s needs above your own and to do so knowing you probably won’t be thanked for your efforts for decades, if ever.

You’ll be the first to blame yourself and the first one others blame if your kid gets into trouble.

But of all the things you can do, getting a child to transition into a somewhat adjusted adult, is an amazing display of superpowers.

That said, I am now on my 24th (wait, let me count that), yes 24th Mother’s Day as a mom and…

I have never been wished Happy Mother’s Day by my children without my husband prompting them. (God I love that man)

I have never been served breakfast in bed by my children.

I have never been made breakfast, lunch or dinner by my children.

I have always decided, shopped for and told  my husband  how to cook what I received for Mother’s Day (and usually did the dishes afterwards).

I have received school made cards and noodle necklaces, handprints in concrete and even a flower made  from the bottom of a two-liter bottle for Mother’s Day.

What I do get every year, is nap time. Pathetic, maybe, but my children and husband both make sure I can stay in bed (after getting up and feeding/walking the animals) as long as I want.

Now, if only the kids won’t fight for a whole twenty-four hours. Nah, that will only happen if they’re not at home anymore.

That’s not a Mother’s Day I’m looking forward to.

 

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You’ve All Heard the Joke

Insanity is heredity; you get it from your children.

I’d like to add a corollary to that–Children give you Alzheimer’s.

Now before any of you go cyber stomping on me with cleats, I just want you to think about a few things.

1) Scientists have proven that sleep deprivation causes memory issues. What (good) parent hasn’t gotten up in the middle of the night and lost sleep over their children. For birth moms this starts in the third trimester when baby decides your bladder is a nice trampoline and sleep is timed in minutes, not hours at a time. When you bring home the bundle of joy, there’s feeding, changing and assorted other things involving bodily fluids you don’t want to touch even if they were yours. There’s a period of time when opportunities for sleep happen (napping on the couch) but then the kiddos start driving, dating, drinking etc… The sleep to worry ration is inversely proportional.

2) And let’s not forget the little nugget of wisdom passed down from mothers to their fellow females that they hate about delivery. Oh, sure it hurts a little but the minute you hold him in your arms you forget all about it. I really want to staple shut the lips of the idiot who said it. I didn’t forget; time made those memories fuzzy. I blame the sleep deprivation. Time and sleep loss have a direct correlation. Still, I’ll play the I delivered you without any drugs speech when I demand my retirement mansion and drool cup.

3)After you reach detente with the sleep deprivation stage, a new phase opens up. Some call this the terrible twos, but that would imply the stage only lasts a year. (Liar, liar, pants on fire). It starts when they start talking and ends…. It ends when you die, or you get creative with duct tape and staples. I’m talking about the constant interruption. Mom. Mom. MOM. MOM! Count on one finger the number of times you’ve completed a sentence since the little rugrats started yakking. See if you can beat my record. I heard someone got up to two complete sentences (subject/verb at a normal speed) but this witness also saw unicorns.

4) Say you’ve made it to the teenage phase with only a few ticks. Now, the head games truly start. Biology says this is when the childhood head becomes a remodeled adult brain. The experts don’t say that the nearby adult brains suffer trauma from flying debris. You see, it’s at this point you think you actually can complete a sentence but no one actually hears it even though there are multiple bodies in the room. And while you may rewind your brain tape, yes the words are there. The teenagers will tell you that you didn’t say this, you said that. Reality twists one-eighty—the sky is green, the grass is blue.  And when you finally decide that your brain might be a wee bit more reliable than the kid standing in front of you popping gum, and texting (in some alien language with made up words). They tell you that you are wrong. Wrong. Wrong. 1+1 doesn’t equal two. The planet isn’t round. You’re just wrong. And you can’t even debate the point because they’re, um, not listening (four syllables) to what you’re not saying.

And then they move out (another unicorn teller told me) then they come back with grandchildren. Because you’ve been stockpiling sugar and Red Bull since your children told you they were pregnant, you forget all the angst, worry and tribulations they caused during the last several decades, just so you can feed your beautiful new grandchild your stockpile before their parents pick them up:-) So now, you’re deliberately forgetting things and this is when your brain gives up. What’s the point of trying to remember, when your sabotaging things.

I love my children. They’re really good kids and I’m proud of almost everything they’ve done. I just hope I keep my memory long enough to babysit my grandchildren. As for all you nonparents out there, um, I made all that up. You should have children…

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Syn-En Registration, Book 3, Chapter 1

Any more relatives end up in the hospital, and I’ll delay releasing this until July. As it now stands, Registration should be out mid to late June. And I’ll post a chapter every Monday until it’s out:-)

Chapter 1

Fisting his chin, Beijing York drummed on the arm of his command chair. The circular bridge hummed with the power of the fusion nacelles on the lower deck. Sensors sent data in streams down the portholes and through the fiberoptic cable connecting his cerebral interface to the helm. The greenish glow of the magnetic shields seeped through the metal bulkheads–technology protecting weak biology.

A mirror of his own existence, his own body.

Bei’s drumming fingers curled into a fist on the metal armrest. Prostheses for arms and legs, synthetically-enhanced relays for nerves, neodynamic armor for skin, and a cerebral interface implanted in his fragile human brain to integrate everything.

A compression alert flared yellow across his senses and he relaxed his hand.

His human wife, Nell Stafford called him a cyborg——the best of man and machine.

Everyone else called him a Syn-En.

Synthetically-enhanced human. Always the humanity was last, tagged on as an afterthought. He and those like him had to fight to be considered equals.

So many Syn-En had died…

And still the journey wasn’t complete.

He had to travel to the planet Erwar to register like an extinct Earth dog. Only then would the Syn-En under his command, and the rest of humanity, be considered sentient.

Only then would all parts of him have universal rights and freedoms.

Only then…

A soft thump echoed through the crew quarters on the deck below this one and up the stairs into the spaceship’s bridge. The Icarus was small for an interstellar craft. She had two decks and a saucer-shaped bridge connected to her beetle-like body through a narrow stairway. The engines and cargo bay were on the lowest level and the crew quarters and galley on the upper one.

Not enough space when two of his men were at each other’s throats. Sound carried far in a tin can.

“I am not being unreasonable.” Frankfurt Rome’s growl reverberated against the Smart Metal Alloy of the hull, punctuated by the punch of his fist against a bulkhead. “I would have liked to have been consulted before you went ahead and made me a daddy-to-be.”

Bei winced. Obviously his Chief of Security had finished his two-hour sleep cycle and needed another twenty or thirty. Too bad the Skaperians, their new alien allies, hadn’t shared their stasis technology. Even Bei’s tenth generation auditory upgrades couldn’t block the Chief’s temper tantrum. Bei mentally made a note to retrofit the Icarus with sound dampening technology in the crew quarters.

Rome’s wife, Havanna Keyes snorted. “You would have said no.”

Bei shook his head. If his communication’s officer performed her job as badly as she fought this battle, he’d have transferred her twenty-nine days, three hours and six seconds ago.

“Of course I would have said no. I don’t want a weak, squalling, inferior human infant.” Rome vented his anger in a series of short raps. “It’s bad enough we have to defend them.”

Caution lights flared in the galley. With a thought, Bei increased the bulkhead’s sound deafening ability. He didn’t need Rome waking Nell. His wife needed at least eight hours of sleep a night. Something she hadn’t received since boarding, nearly thirty days ago.

Thanks to his two squabbling officers.

He could have stopped it with a simple order, should have. But his wife had forbidden him to interfere. Stripping his best friend of his limbs and hanging him on a hook in the cargo compartment wouldn’t be interfering, would it?

“This baby is ours, something only we could make. Together.” Keyes repeated her argument. “This is different than our assembly-line legs, arms, eyes and hair. Nothing else in the universe can create something like it. Nothing.”

A baby conceived by Syn-Ens.

The first since the cyborg soldiers had been created.

Something hot and fierce flashed inside Bei before his cerebral interface compensated. One day, he and Nell…

“I don’t want it.”

“Then you don’t want me. Consider our term at an end.”

Keyes’ words barely scraped Bei’s audio sensors and his artificial heart nearly seized. She was terminating her and Rome’s marriage? But they’d been together forever. The three of them had been inducted in the Syn-En Forces together. They’d stood together through innumerable technological upgrades as their humanity was literally hacked off them.

Soft footfalls slipped down the hallway. Fabric whispered then there was a thump on the lower deck. Keyes was heading toward the engine room.

“No!” Rome clomped after her. His bigger bulk landed harder and echoed through the ship. “You are my mate. Forever. Nothing could ever come between us. Ever.”

Bei sealed off the hatch between the decks. Maybe if he locked them in, they would work this out between them once and for all. And he would have blessed silence for the next two days to Erwar.

Soft footsteps emerged in the quiet.

Nell. Her walk, her touch and her scent were encoded on his subroutines.

She shuffled up the stairs and onto the bridge, yawning. Fatigue bruised the delicate skin under her blue eyes. Static electricity crackled in her shoulder-length blond hair and across the small camera recording their trip for posterity.

The documentary was Nell’s contribution——as if being a representative of the species wasn’t enough.

“Gene Roddenberry got it wrong.”

Gene who? Bei ran the name through the Icarus’s Combat Information Center. No one under his command went by the name, but he did find an entry under Twentieth Century entertainment. The man was dust by now. Bei relaxed in his chair.

“Space isn’t the final frontier. A man’s head is.” Crouching down, Nell released the lever locking Bei’s chair in front of the workstation and pulled him back. She reset the clamp and sat on his lap. “And even angels fear to tread there.”

Bei wrapped his arms around her waist, keeping her in place. “Do you think Rome is wrong?”

Wiggling, she drew her legs up then curled against his chest. “No, Keyes should have told him he was going to be the baby-daddy. But it’s more than that. If that baby came out with mechanical legs and arms, Rome would be a proud papa. It’s the human part that has him scared.”

Not much scared Rome.

Not much scared many Syn-Ens.

But this was emotion, forbidden territory until the Syn-Ens had declared their independence. Now it was unwritten code. A proper response would take ages to perfect and write into their programming.

Wisps of hair tickled Bei’s chin. He smoothed the fly-away strands to the edges then unstrapped the headband holding the camera against her temple. “You think I should intervene? Send him some of those… What did you call them? Chick-flick files to speed up his adaption?”

She snuggled closer, pressed kisses against his jaw. “Chick-Flick movies. And not many men, even in my time, would go to see them.”

Her time. A hundred and twenty-five years in the past. Before the world had been FUBARed. Before her brother had volunteered to become one of the first Syn-En. “So, I should send the files to Keyes?”

“No.”

Her warm breath cascaded down the collar of his black uniform. His body tightened, preparing for the command it liked so much. Unfortunately, he couldn’t give it. Not with the fifth member of their crew unaccounted for.

The sneaky amarook could appear and disappear at will——usually at inconvenient times.

Nell looped her arms around Bei’s shoulders. “Elvis is in the building, or rather in the co-pilot’s chair.”

The creature shimmered into view on the seat next to Bei’s. Although similar to an extinct Earth wolf, Amarooks possessed six limbs–the four traditional paws of a canine and an extra set of slim arms and hands minus the opposable thumbs. Cobalt eyes burned under a mop of black feathers combed back, with one curl escaping in the human Elvis’s trademark do. Sleek black fur covered the rest of his body. “Golly Nell, you weren’t supposed to tell I was here.”

The voice came out of the medallion around Elvis’s thick throat. The translator changed the amarook’s telepathic thoughts into words, so everyone could communicate.

Nell had never needed the technology. The amarook’s leader had forged a mental bond with Bei’s wife, because of their shared experiences at the hands of the Skaperians. Sometimes it was useful.

Elvis’s nostrils flared. “Your mate is in heat, Nell.”

And sometimes the bond was damned annoying. Bei accessed power controls. Maybe he could shunt a small charge to Elvis’s seat. Not to hurt the feather-faced mammal, just get him out of the chair. Then Bei could shut the door and get a little alone time with his wife.

She flushed and pressed her face against Bei’s neck. “Human males don’t go into heat.”

Elvis sniffed the air again. His eyes narrowed and his ears twitched. “You are in heat.”

Bei’s fingers clenched. Nell wanted to conceive on this trip? He double-checked the artificial gravity setting as he seemed to float. His child. His and Nell’s. Unique in the universe. No way would he impregnate his wife on the bridge.

This deserved a bed.

“Elvis.” Nell shuddered on Bei’s lap. “You know, I’m on birth control.”

Birth control. She didn’t want his child. Bei’s oxygen levels depleted until he reset his breathing relays.

Red tinged Elvis’s muzzle. “No baby? But why? There are so few of you humans. And you are an extraordinary human.”

She blew the hair out of her eyes, but she was looking at Bei when she answered. “Doc says there’s still traces of Skaperian DNA in my egg basket. So until the Easter Bunny delivers a new batch of colored eggs, we’re waiting until I get a clean, human-only bill of health.”

Ah, he should have known she had a good reason. Bei kissed his wife’s nose then her cheek. His lips registered the dampness and salt on her skin. Only five months had passed since she’d awoken from her long slumber.

She still had nightmares from the ordeal and slept in his lap instead of in their bed, alone.

Even now, his sensors detected her elevated heartrate and excess adrenalin in her bloodstream.

“You’re safe.” He tucked her head under his chin. “I won’t let anything happen to you.”

Not ever again.

“Neither will I.” Elvis sunk deep into his chair, wrapped his bushy black tail around his behind and glared at the bank of windows. “We shall raise a strong, fierce daughter to gut all of humanity’s enemies.”

Whoa. Bei had forgotten the creatures were a bloodthirsty lot. “My child——”

Elvis held up his two hands. “Of course, a boy will be trained in the arts if you so wish it.”

And sexist, too. Bei set his hand over Nell’s flat stomach. “My child will be what he or she wants to be.”

“Training should begin as soon as possible.” Elvis shook his head. “It is bad enough that it takes many years for your species to be coordinated enough to weild a weapon without self-injury.”

Holding his wife tight, Bei rose from his seat. Now, his species wasn’t good enough for the feather-headed mammal? “You–”

“This is a moot discussion.” Clinging to his shoulders, Nell stood on tiptoe on the floor. “It’ll be several more months before I’ll be ready to even try for a baby, and Bei and I still have to negotiate terms.”

Negotiate? As one of the first Syn-Ens to have their forced sterility reversed, he was more than ready to go.

Nell set her finger over his lips before he could answer. “We’re going to have to figure out how to balance your role as leader of the new Skaperian-Amarook-Human alliance and change poopy diapers, ‘cuz there’s no way I’m raising the kiddies while you go off living the Star Trek dream.”

“What?” Bei ran her words through his com subroutine and still couldn’t make sense of it.

“We eat the poop of our young.” Elvis rolled out of the chair. His nails clicked against the metal deck and his pink tongue lolled out of his head. “And clean them too.”

Nell wrinkled her nose. “That’s disgusting.”

Elvis arched one feathered eyebrow. “It is most informative regarding the pups’ nutrition and health status.”

An ache stretched across Bei’s forehead. He accessed his memory banks, tried to find a logic pathway in the conversation. And failed. The base of his neck tingled. Well, no wonder. They were fighting half verbally and the rest telepathically.

Releasing Bei, Nell shook her finger at Elvis. “Don’t even think about eating my baby’s poop.”

Elvis’s tail wagged and his furry lips tilted into a smile. “As her Godparent, I will—”

The amarook yelped and clutched his head.

Go Nell! Hit the smart-ass canine where it hurts——his ego.

Nell paled and grabbed Bei’s arm. “There’s something…”

Her eyes rolled back in her head and her legs folded.

Bei scooped her up and activated medical protocols. Elevated heart rate. Rising blood pressure. Brain waves off the charts. He speared the feather-head with a glare. “What did you do?”

Elvis whimpered and collapsed. “Attack. Under.”

The amarook’s communication medallion winked from his chest.

Images and emotions exploded inside Bei’s head. Ugly arthropod-like creatures in black. Beautiful willowy creatures in shades of green.

And fear.

Lots of fear.

Bei’s mouth soured; his stomach clenched. The enemy was nearby. At the speed of a thought, he activated the alarm. Blood red light strobed the small bridge.

On the level below, Rome and Keyes jacked into the Combat Information Center. Their pixelated avatars joined him in cyberspace.

“I’ve got a ship off the starboard bow.” Keyes stuck her hands into the data-stream and pulled out what she needed. “Comparing identity against the Skaperian’s database.”

Rome’s digital blond hair stood on end as he combed through other data packets. “They’re building up power in their fore engines.”

“Shields at max. Energy weapons charging.” Although the connection to the CIC dimmed Bei’s vision, he could still see Elvis collapsed on the deck and Nell in his arms.

Both were stirring.

He had to get them out of here. One hit and the thin hull could rupture, yet he couldn’t leave his tether to the helm. Couldn’t afford to lose a nanosecond of response time. “Let me know if I can fire, Rome.”

Nell shook her head and blinked. “I’ll get to the safe room.”

Bei tightened his grip.

Setting her palm against his skin, she kissed his cheek. “You’ll do better without me distracting you.”

No! The last time they’d been separated, she’d been kidnapped by aliens and he’d been ordered to kill her. He activated his tactical programming and the emotional maelstrom inside him calmed. He set her on her feet. She would be safe on the ship. This wasn’t like last time.

“Don’t do anything suicidal.” Holding onto Elvis’s scruff, she staggered to the door.

“Shit!” Rome’s anger crackled in lightning bolts around his avatar. “It’s a weapon. They’re firing!”

A digital image of the two ships wavered in the Combat Information Center. Light shot from the enemy’s saucer-shaped craft.

At Bei’s command, the Icarus unleashed his first salvo. In the space between heartbeats, he waited to see the impact before making adjustments to insure the kill shot.

The energy weapon hit.

The Icarus bucked beneath his feet.

Then the EMP pulse blasted the hull.

It slammed into his circuits. Red alerts blazed to life. Pathways caught fire. Bei’s body convulsed before his consciousness gave up the fight.

He forced a total shut down, just as fatal errors initiated.

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The Reading Continues

Reminiscences of the Spanish-American War by Charles Gaurveau

This is an interesting perspective of a young man who joins the army to fight for the US in Cuba and the Philippines. Although not full of historical details, there are some interesting tidbits: since he’s only 19 when war breaks out, he needs his father’s permission, the tinned beef and tomatoes, and the reception he receives in many towns while in his uniform. He also gives a haunting description of Nagasaki, Japan and a brief picture of San Francisco before the devastating turn of the century earthquake. Overall, a good starting reference for those interested in the Spanish-American War.

Touch the Flame by Marie Patrick

Rancher and former Texas Ranger, Spencer Channing has a habit of bringing home strays. When he finds a woman in the desert, nearly dead from heat stroke, he brings her back to his ranch and his large, and well-intentioned, family. But nursing Reesa back to health is only part of the problem, her memory is gone and she has in her possession a small fortune in diamonds. And one diamond (The Flame) is being hunted by a ruthless killer. The story was an enchanting mix of legend, history and romance. Ms. Patrick to to be commended for bringing 1870s Texas alive in such vivid detail.

Spoonful of Sugar by Tia Dani

This is a cute romance.  Although not big on conflict, this romance is a feel good story about a jaded sheriff and a widow who’s afraid of gossip. Throw in a cat, a dog and four kids and you have a delightful mix.

A War Nurses Diary: Sketches from a Belgian Field Hospital (World War I) I bought this as an ebook. I don’t know if it’s because of the formatting or what but most of the pictures didn’t show up. The story flowed very well and was sad but funny as the volunteer nurses and doctors fled before the German Army in WWI rolled in Belgium. Although there isn’t much detail, the author does a good job of telling what must have been a terrifying journey with doses of humor and humanity and an amazing amount of luck.

Masque by Lexi Post

This is an erotic romance that is quite a page turner! Determined to prove herself, Rena Mills wants to turn an abandoned abbey into a bed and breakfast. Except the abbey isn’t exactly abandoned; it’s full of ghosts that want to move on and it’s Synn MacAllistair’s job to help them. Caught between worlds, Synn must guide Rena through a series of pleasure rooms before time runs out. Based on Edgar Allen Poe’s The Masque of the Red Path, Masque is a sensual mix of intrigue, romance and the supernatural. Best of all, there’s some unusual twists. Ms. Post has done a wonderful job of penning a hauntingly erotic tale.

Tin Angel by Raine English

Alice Hart’s life is nearly over when she realizes she’s never really lived at all. For nearly seventy years she’s mourned the death of her first love (killed during World War 2) and now the gift he’d given her of a tin angel will offer her a second chance at love and life. Turned back into a beautiful twenty something, Ally now pretends to be her own neice when friends come calling. Poignant and funny, sad but lighthearted, Ally’s search for love tugs on all the heart’s  strings right until the final moment when she must choose between her first love and the one most recently found. An amazing story I really didn’t want to end.

Bottle Full of Scorpions by John Dominick

Written in the first person from the main character, Ben’s point of view, this book is a vivid portrayal of the monsters inside people and is wonderfully mirrored by the scorpion-like aliens devouring mankind. The description of the aliens and their eating habits are gruesomely detailed and foreshadow the ending. Ben is doggedly realistic and at times it makes him unsympathetic but overall I enjoyed the story and was rooting for him.

Mic by Lynda Bailey

Girl mechanic who’s never been loved has a chance with hometown hero who’s been scarred from a big city romance. This story is a fun mix of two fairy tales The Ugly Duckling and Cinderella, with an usual supporting cast. Michaela and   Scott star in a slightly naughty but humorous romance that I couldn’t help but smile about at the end.

Twenty-Eight and a Half Wishes by Denise Grover Swank

Rose Gardner is the ultimate underdog. If working at the DMV isn’t bad enough, she had visions and tells them to people without thinking about the consequences. Now, she’s seen the worst thing possible—her own death and her murderer. Rose doesn’t start off as a strong heroine, but circumstance and a rather hunky and understanding neighbor help make her into a likable heroine that you can’t help but cheer on.
Ms. Grover Swank adds a splash of Southern small town humor to complicate issues as Rose sets out save her own life. I enjoyed this book so much, I immediately bought the second one in the series.

Let Us Prey by Jamie Lee Scott

While the PI meets a Detective romantic twist isn’t a new one, the authors use of role playing based on the PI’s clients best-selling books made this a unique and fun read.

Unwrapped by Chantilly White

Determined to avoid becoming her mother, Mia has struggled to find just the right guy to give her heart. Thankfully, Derrick has been under her nose the whole time and has been waiting for the perfect opportunity to prove that he’s the man for Mia. This is the best kind of romance, one where the hero must actually romance the heroine to win her from friend to lover, gaining everything and losing nothing. The path to true love never ran smooth, and this story is certainly no exception. But it is a great (although very steamy) romance.

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Introducing the Book Lovers’ Buffet. Load up, you won’t gain a pound!

bouquet-sale-FacebookHeader[1]The Buffet’s “Bouquet of Books” sale will be open May 1-3. More than 175 ebooks, all reduced in price to just 99 cents. Save in categories such as Young Adult, Contemporary, Paranormal, Suspense, Erotic Romance, and more!

 

PLUS, visit the website to win gift cards to your choice of online retailers. $400 in gift cards up for grabs!

 

Titles from popular authors such as:

 

  • ·         Gemma Halliday
  • ·         Angie Fox
  • ·         Jenna Bennett
  • ·         Amanda Brice
  • ·         Jennette Marie Powell
  • ·         Clover Autrey
  • ·         Carly Carson
  • ·         E. Ayers
  • ·         Genevieve Jourdin
  • ·         CJ Lyons
  • ·         Renee Pace
  • ·         Sophia Knightley
  • ·         Tori Scott
  • ·         Meredith Bond
  • ·         Emily Ryan-Davis
  • ·         Anthea Lawson
  • ·         Diana Layne
  • ·         Lindsey Brookes
  • ·         Gina Robinson
  • ·         McKenna Chase

 

And many, many more!

 

 

Hosted by Indie Romance Ink.

Book Lovers’ Buffet

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