A Rose by Any Name Still Has Thorns

I’ve got some good news and some bad news.

Good News: my post-redaction novel has been sent off for the first round of editing.

Bad News: Despite the brilliant suggestions offered here, the next book won’t be called any of them.  Although, I do reserve the right to use them in the future, because I really liked them:-)

Why didn’t I go with the suggestions? Well, the long and short of it is that the book decided it’s title. There was a line that my ‘Viders kept repeating which was–conceived in blood, born in blood and bathed in blood.

And given the rather gruesome turn the book took, that phrase became the title (And no, Mom, I don’t need therapy–I know the difference between fiction and reality, most of the time;P).

Who are the ‘Viders? They’re your friendly neighborhood cannibals. Just ask ’em, they’ll invite you over for dinner:-)

So there you have it, the thorn among the roses but…

That also means, I’m subliminally planning at least 2 more books in the series and maybe a fourth with many of the same characters.

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Redaction, part iV, Chapter 6

Chapter 6

“Is it time, Paw-Paw?”

“Almost, child.” Brantlee Neville straightened despite his crooked back. Hens clucked and scattered when he stomped up the worn boards to the stoop of the brick house. The wind moaned through the cracked windows and stirred the tattered lace curtains.

His land.

His house.

Five generations of Nevilles had been born in this house–in the small yellow room tucked behind the kitchen. And now, honor demanded he leave it and do the unthinkable.

“Will it be a long trip?” Large brown eyes peeked at him over the top of a quilt. Bruises stained the pale skin underneath. The girl shifted in the cane-back rocker but the chair didn’t move. The wood had been flattened by years of sitting and waiting.

“As long as it takes.” Lee patted his granddaughter Sammy’s head. Matted brown hair rasped against his callused palm before she winced and shrunk away. His chest tightened painfully as he slipped around her chair to reach the window. His hands shook when he looped the cotton braids from his late wife’s rug through the bent nails on the porch ceiling. His eyes stung from the earthy scent of potato alcohol and death.

Just a little more and he’d be done.

The journey to fulfill a long ago promise would begin.

And everything his family had worked for during the last hundred years would be destroyed. Except the land. He wouldn’t sour that, no matter how much his step-daughter deserved it.

“It’s pretty.” Sammy smiled,  her two front teeth white buds in her mouth. She gestured to the swags of alcohol-soaked fabric hanging from the porch roof.

“Isn’t it just.” The porch rail cut across his behind when Lee stepped back to admire his handiwork. The faded red and blue material swayed from the eaves, scraping away the peeling paint whereever it brushed. Taking a flint from his pocket, he tumbled the rocks around in his palm. “You got your dolly?”

“Uh-huh.” Sammy shifted inside the quilt until a doll’s head poked through. Flour paste sealed the crack in the porcelain head. Tufts of blond hair waved from the holes in the faded yellow scalp.

“Do you think you can git into the cart by yerself?”

“I have to.” She nodded. For a moment, wisdom overshadowed the pain in her eyes. Very carefully, she lowered one leg then the other. She swayed for a moment, steadied herself on the chair’s arm before taking a halting step forward.

Lee blinked. The disease had whittled away at her once sturdy legs and left her with the tell-tale swollen cadaver belly. Bruises marred her pale skin in hues of green, yellow, blue and purple. He fumbled with the flints before sparking a flame. The cotton caught fire, flaring in a bright white light before dulling to a steady burn.

Tucking the stones into his pocket, he grabbed the quilt then loped down the steps.

Sammy stood next to the cart bed. Her bottom lip bled where she bit it.

“Don’t you worry about your Papa none.” Lee scooped her into his arms.

She cried out softly and a tear slipped down her cheek.

“I know it hurts, child.” Every touch caused her pain and bruises. So many bruises. Swallowing the lump in his throat, Lee set her on the nest of blankets and the thin feather mattress next to her father’s corpse. Blood stained the ropes and sheets wrapped around his son’s body. “But soon you’ll be better.”

If the travelers hadn’t lied.

If there was a healing place beyond Sanctuary.

Sammy wiggled on the cushion before holding out a thin arm for the blanket.

Lee knew better than to touch her again. The trip itself would test her endurance and God only knew what awaited outside their village. But he had to try.

“Brace yourself.” He waited until she wrapped her fingers around the edge of the cart before climbing onto the seat. Wood creaked. The breeze carried the scent of damp earth while stirring the cornstalks poking above the field. He settled into the worn spot and released the brake. When he flicked his wrists, the leather straps slapped the rump of his mule and the vehicle lurched forward.

He steered into the ruts down his drive. Piles of rocks marked where he’d pushed the wall over. Water leaked from the destroyed reservoir. He whistled tunelessly under his breath. The destruction hadn’t taken long at all. Of course a little hard work would set it all to rights. But those that coveted his land, didn’t want to work hard. Passing the remains of his fence, he turned left toward town without once glancing back.

Overhead, the sun neared its zenith. He picked up his cap and set it on his head. Damn, he’d forgotten protection for Sammy. Behind him, metal rattled before he heard a soft thunk. He glanced over his shoulder. Black oilcloth gleamed in the sun. “You remembered the umbrella.”

“Yes, Paw-Paw. Grandma gave it to me.”

“She did indeed.” That umbrella had been coveted by generations of women and had been a symbol of the Neville’s power. It was only fitting the last of the Nevilles take it with her.

He rode up the deserted street, past his neighbors’ houses. Chunks of black asphalt poked through the dirt road. Here and there, green sprouted in the dust. Raising his chin, he entered the town proper. Sun-bleached and sand-scoured buildings lined the green square. White paint peeled off whatever adornments remained on the red brick. Faded curtains fluttered in the breeze through open windows.

Up ahead, a crowd gathered around center stage but left plenty of space around the gazebo on the right. Metal lattice boxed in the wooden rectangle, and scavenged planks provided shade for the Actor’s Guild seated on the stage.

Cadaverous Irving Ridge, whose veins stood out like guitar strings, sat on the far left. He licked his lips while eying the strapping Dean boy. On his right, Miranda Collins adjusted her deep neckline–the better to display her perky breasts. New Guild members, Janice Hepburn and Stanley Grant sat to the right of Center stage, where Beatrice Cole prepared to direct their production.

Blood lust lay heavy on the air just as it always did on Opening Day.

Dismissing the five guild members, Lee spied his empty chair to the far right. So they hadn’t replaced him. But he was definitely no longer the star.  He ground his teeth together. Despite the bad case of stage fright his son had exhibited, the Nevilles weren’t D-listers. Lee had one last performance to give.

And it promised to be the triumph of his forty-nine years.

True to form, the Leads stood stage left. He recognized the handful of men he’d gone to school with. Those five years had been the best ones of his life–carefree, full of hope and promise. If his plan worked, Sammy would live to enjoy them.

Dressed in their best clothes, the villagers parted before his cart. Patched skirts fluttered; tattered hems shifted over bare feet. A few hands reached for his mule before he cracked the whip and they retracted. No one was gonna take what was his.

A handful of women glared at him. Two men spat in his wagon.

“…deserves to die…”, “…unworthy devil…”, and “see how he likes it…” Scratched Lee’s ears. He raised his chin another notch. Fools and morons. He was better than them all. And today, he’d prove it. The Nevilles would always survive.

Conversations tapered off.

His mule tossed its head and slapped its tail at the flies buzzing around it.

Center stage, Director Cole pounded a metal meat tenderizer on the wood plank in front of the Actor’s Guild. “Producer Neville has arrived, a little late, but at least he’s present. Let Opening Day commence.”

Heads turned toward the clock face above the Guild’s marble offices. Not that it told the time. The hands had fallen off when he was a lad, and dust had caused the motor to seize years before that.

Director Cole rose a little from her seat and peeked at the Leads, penned by worn velvet ropes next to a small raised gazebo. “Jebidiah Moore, are you ready for your final soliloquy?”

Jeb lumbered up the three steps of the gazebo. With each stair he climbed, his gimpy leg thudded against the wood risers. “I am.”

Lee shifted on his perch. Lucky bastards. He hoped they enjoyed their time in the spotlight. He just wished they didn’t take so long to finish. No doubt due to their founding fathers all being actors, they all craved the spotlight. Soft snores stirred behind him. Sammy was asleep. There’d been a time when he would have awakened her, made her watch the action to instill pride in their thespian heritage. He tilted the umbrella to give her more shade.

Director Cole pursed her lips. Although she pinned Lee with a glare, her question was for the Lead. “Who have you designated as your understudy?”

Lee tightened his mule’s reins as Moore’s two grown sons puffed up their scrawny chests. He didn’t blame the lads. The Moore farm was prime farmland and would be the best, once Lee’s burned to the ground.

Moore speared his boys with a glance before addressing the Guild. “My daughter Nessie.”

Murmurs rippled through the crowd. His boys’ wives shrunk in on themselves.

The Guild bent their heads together to consider his words.

An orange-haired, flat-chested woman clomped up the steps and stood next to her father. Nessie stared at the crowd with one milky eye and one brown eye. Red scars crisscrossed her jaw and throat. The cancers had been cut out last year when she’d turned fifteen.

She had made it to the age of consent.

Lee’s hands tightened on the reins. Jeb’s horse-faced daughter would marry. The men would line up to court the spinster. Hell, you didn’t have to have your eyes open to begat children and any price would be worth it for that land.

Director Cole banged the meat tenderizer. “We abide by your script changes provided Nessie can perform her part.”

“She can.” Jeb swallowed and patted his daughter’s hand. After kissing her cheek, he took his place in front of her. He gripped the dark-stained rail. “I have given the best years of my life to Sanctuary. I will not waste my toil by squandering it in my old age.”

He raised his chin.

Grabbing her father’s hair with one hand, Nessie flicked her free wrist. Silver winked in the sunlight. She pulled the straight-edged razor across her father’s throat in one smooth stroke. Red seeped into the cut before blood spurted out.

The crowd rushed forward, cupping the crimson droplets and smearing it on their faces.

By the time Nessie finished slashing, Lee could see the white flash of the man’s spinal cord. As her part required, she held her father upright until the blood stopped flowing, then she pushed his empty husk over the railing. Zeb’s face hit the green grass first, then his corpse folded over it.

Damn, that girl had the makings of a fine wife. If he wasn’t leaving, he’d consider marrying her himself. She could give him a son worth a damn, and their property would be the biggest in town.

A soft mewl cut off his planning.

But he couldn’t think like that anymore. Sammy needed him and he’d promised.

Director Cole pounded on the table before rising to her feet. “Well done.”

The other four members of the Guild also stood. The ovation gave Nessie sole claim to her father’s property. After licking Jeb’s blood from her fingers, she folded the straight razor and curtsied. Director Cole’s youngest son trailed a daisy through the bloody dirt before offering it up to Nessie.

Inclining her head, she accepted the tribute.

Lee shifted on his seat. Nice touch. Women went for that sentimental shit. The lad would be on the casting couch in no time. Two men drifted away from the crowd and disappeared from his peripheral vision. Lee stiffened. The Guild’s bouncers were leaving before the final curtain. Time to shuffle the Acts.

Director Cole licked her lips, no doubt counting her acres before her son could secure the role of husband. She resumed her seat and pounded for order. “Mic Norton are you ready for your final soliloquy?”

The old man swayed on his feet.

Drugged. Lee’s spat in his direction before securing his reins. The fool didn’t even have the stage presence to take his final bow sober. Why had Lee’s family spent all these years trying to make something out of these cowards? They weren’t even fit for Chorus girl number two roles. “I have something to say.”

“Producer Neville, your cue is not until after the curtain calls.” Director Cole twirled the meat tenderizer in her fingers.

The ham thought to upstage him, did she? She had another think coming. “As per the original script, a Producer can switch up the acts should he so desire.”

Lee glared at each person on stage. He dared them to contradict him. Despite his son’s stage fright, he had another year as Producer until his own final soliloquy. One that would be denied him now. But he would retain his family honor.

And his granddaughter’s life.

Director Cole snapped her fingers.

The Dean boy scampered across the stage with the script. Bowing with a flourish, he offered a worn blue booklet to the director, who quickly fanned through the town’s charter.

Not that she could read it. Besides Lee, only Irving could make sense of the letters. He could tell her she was required to strip naked and dance a hula and she’d believe it, if Irving backed him. Bracing his feet, Lee stood on the cart. From his position, he stood at eye level with the Guild.

Irving cleared his throat. Director Cole turned her head slightly and he nodded. She thrust the book into the boy’s stomach and shooed him away. Irving ran his hand over the boy’s flanks when he passed.

“Very well.” The Director cleared her throat before smiling wide enough so everyone could see her canine teeth. “Will your son not be present for the reading of the roles?”

The bitch was enjoying herself. Lee forced his hands to his side. “Brad Neville is here. But as his sire, I am invoking my right to stand-in for him.”

“So be it.” She inclined her head. “Players, take your marks.”

The younger Guild members Janice and Stanley stroked their throats.

So, they too wanted blood. Lee grinned back. It would be his pleasure to deny them.

The crowd in his right peripheral vision shifted. His daughter-in-law lifted her faded yellow skirts as she climbed onto the stage. She kept her face averted but he saw the smile playing on her lips.

Blood pounded in Lee’s ears and his vision narrowed to a spotlight on the stage. His wife’s favorite dress. The whore wore his Lilly’s favorite dress! He sucked air through his clenched teeth and forced the trembling from his limbs. Calm. He needed to be calm.

The crowd twittered and whispered.

Alisha Dean-Neville stood to the right of the Guild and peeked at the audience behind her curtain of blond hair.

Oh, she was good. He’d give her that. Her cunning made her perfect breeding stock for the Nevilles. Lee would have put up with it too, if she’d done her part. But the woman had gotten greedy and now he would punish her.

Director Cole banged on her table. “Alisha Dean-Neville is cast as the Innocent Victim.”

Lee snorted. Innocent his ass. The woman hadn’t been innocent since she developed breasts and ambition.

“Brantlee Neville standing in for Brad Neville is the Villain of the piece and Samantha Neville is the Martyr.”

Applause exploded around him. Someone cheered.

And there is was. His kin a Martyr and Villain. Tainted, rejected by God. Lee’s knees buckled. He turned his weakness into a stoop and pulled a nine-inch knife from his boot. The blade winked in the sunlight. He’d show them the Nevilles were neither.

The members of the audience nearest him stumbled back a few steps.

Director Cole sat back in her chair. “Whenever you are ready.”

Lee clasped his hands behind his back. Since the Innocent Victim always took the first spotlight, he’d take his cues from her. Not that it mattered, his course was set.

Clearing her throat, Alisha tucked her hair behind her ear and stared at the audience. Her gaze skittered off him before landing to his right. “I have sinned before God and He has punished my daughter with Corpse Belly.”

Lee’s leg twitched. Could he have misjudged her? This defense wasn’t new; others had used it in the past. Others had failed in the past except when… His heart seized in his chest. Damn. Could she be carrying a new Neville… Was she sacrificing one child to save an unborn? He chewed on the inside of his mouth. Then why hadn’t she come to him? Was there still time to save the family property for his new grandchild?

Alisha dropped to her knees, cradling her belly. “While I was married to Brad, I lay with another.” She swiped at her dry eyes. “I hungered for him and gave into my passions. It was after that first time that Samantha became sick. When I conceived my lover’s child, Samantha’s illness returned.”

The crowd gasped.

Well, shit. He never should have taught the bitch to read. Now Sammy’s death would be all the suffering Alisha would suffer. The precedent had been set; he’d set the damn thing in his first year on the Guild. Lee glanced at his son’s body. And his boy had killed himself for nothing.

“Who?” The word scratched his throat as it left.

Director Cole pounded her meat tenderizer. “That is not relevant and as you are standing in for the Villain you don’t have the right to interrogate the Innocent.”

Lee speared the director with a glare and picked his nails with the knife in his hand. “By admitting to her sin, Alisha Dean-Neville rewrites her role as Innocent Victim and is now the villain. By default, I am now the Innocent and can ask questions.”

Fanning the Script, Irving nodded. “Neville is correct.”

Alisha wrung her hands before glancing at the Director.

White ringed Cole’s thin lips. “Very well, who is your lover, Villain?”

Alisha shook her head; blond locks slapped her cheeks.

Irving rubbed his swollen finger joints. “Answer or you will take your curtain call. You’ve already admitted your guilt.”

Lee’s lips quirked. Guess she hadn’t done her homework after all. It would be justice if the bitch died because of faulty plotting.  He could almost forgive her for the loss of his son then. Almost.

Alisha hung her head. “George Cole.”

Laughter bubbled in patches around his wagon.

The director’s son. Lee inclined his head toward the soon-to-be grandmother. Well played.

Director Cole pounded on the table for silence. “As the Villain’s lover is already married, the Guild cannot force a marriage.”

Alisha’s bastard would be born a Neville. So both she and the spawn could inherit his family land.

Cole beamed at him in triumph. “Per the Script, the Martyr is to be presented for her curtain call. The Victim may choose to act as understudy, or Alisha may do so.”

Alisha rose to her feet and pulled a small blade from her waistband. “As it is my sin, I should be forced to do the honors.”

So they thought it was over did they?

“I have not spoken my lines.”

The audience hissed. Someone in the back called for the show to continue.

Lee would give them a show. Hoisting a leg over the seat back, he dropped to the cart bed. Sammy blinked up at him. Ignoring her, Lee hooked his son’s stiff arm. Muscles burning, he levered the corpse over the side and pushed.

The body hit with a thud.

A teenage girl yanked on the bloody blanket and held it against her chest. Taking their cue, two boys fell on the corpse. Others jostled for position. Flesh smacked flesh. Someone grunted. Soon it would be stripped of all possessions.

Director Cole toyed with her meat tenderizer. “Do you have anything to say that is relevant to the proceedings?”

The cart rocked as someone slammed into the side. “My son is dead. His life has been exchanged for my granddaughter. I will care for Sammy as is my right. Furthermore as his wife is without honor and isn’t carrying any blood relation, I blacklist her from any claim to my estate.”

Alisha stabbed the air with her knife. “You can’t do that!”

Director Cole rose and rested her hand on his daughter-in-law’s arm. “His final curtain is next year. Without a protector, the girl will be Martyred and you will inherit.”

Climbing into the front seat, Lee grabbed the reins. And now the fun part. “Since Sammy and I will be required to take our curtain calls next year, I find myself in need of an heir. To that end, I shall select another one.”

The crowd shifted. Faces, in their blood masks, turned toward him.

Now it was the director’s turn to squawk. “You can’t!”

Irving creaked to a stand. “He can.” Ripping the script out of the Dean boy’s hand, the Guild member shook it at the women. “Who do you name?”

Alisha swayed on her feet.

And now for the entertainment. “The first person to reach my land.”

For a moment, nobody moved. A heartbeat passed, then the crowd pivoted and lunged forward. The younger three Guild members jumped onto the crowd below, knocking a few people down. Alisha yelled and leapt onto their backs. Waves of motion as men and women swung and punched the competition, trying to get an edge. Director Cole smacked the Dean boy upside the head with her meat tenderizer before joining the fray.

A minute later, only Lee, Sammy and Irving remained. Lee pulled the cart alongside the stage.

Irving slowly lowered himself to the bench seat before digging a slingshot out of his pocket. “You know they’ve set up an ambush, don’t you?”

“I saw the enforcers leave.” Lee slapped the reins and turned in the opposite direction of his home. The mule cantered out of town and plunged into the brush. He knew just where the trap would be laid. Hell, he’d set it up years ago. “Having second thoughts about joining me?”

“Nope, I’m too young to take my Curtain Call next year.”

Lee nodded. “Let’s get this show on the road.”

 

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That’s Amores (paranormal romance), Chapter 3

Here it is folks, the last sneak peak of my latest release. Enjoy!

amores-ssChapter 3

He wanted to fall in lo e again? Alessa’s sweaty palms squeaked against the marble desktop, and her forehead almost collided with the surface. How could he want to fall in love again after being jilted for the fourth time? If word got out, her plan to use him as a shield was ruined. Ruined.

“Alessa?” Diana Grimor rasped.

Alessa’s nails bent as they tried to gouge the marble. Gods, the councilwoman was in full-on seduction mode. Well, she wasn’t getting Sloan. He was too love-crazy, too vulner- able. He needed protection from himself.

Sucking in a shaky breath, she straightened her arms and squared her shoulders. Diana cocked a delicately arched eye- brow. Her lips glistened with the pink shellac she used to out- line her perfect pout. Interest and desire sparkled in her ocean- green eyes, complemented perfectly by her sea-foam stola. Of course, it was too much to ask the woman to wear a modest tunica underneath.

Alessa’s gaze slid down the councilwoman’s alabaster neck before halting on her chest. Had she rouged her nipples to make them stand out? Now what was she to do? Her attention darted to Sloan.

He was eyeing Diana’s bosom like a thirsty man would a tall drink of cold water.

Gods, if you’re listening, I could use a little help now. She gulped. Had she really just asked for assistance in love? No. Not love. Protection of her plan. She eyed the fresco.

Something fluttered in the palace window, but the bal- cony was empty. Of course, it was too much to ask the gods to help when she wanted something.

It was probably for the best. She pushed her ponytail be- hind her. With her luck in love, the gods would probably shoot him with a lead-tipped arrow, and he’d hate her. Still, she needed to think of something before Sloan squeezed all the creamy filling out of her plan’s cannoli.

“Diana, this is Sloan Dugan, the new professor. Sloan, this is Councilwoman Diana Grimor.”

“Signor Dugan.” Diana’s bovine hips swung as she closed the distance. Her green eyes lingered on the uniquely male bit as they traveled up and down his body. She stopped a foot away from him. “I had hoped to greet you when you arrived.”

Alessa grabbed the blunt-tipped arrow oð the desk. The willow shaft bent under her grip. Fear misted her skin. How was she to compete with that? She hadn’t even flirted in a dec- ade.

Sweat beaded Sloan’s upper lip. He blinked then shook his head. When he finished, he raised his chin and stared into Diana’s face.

That was something, at least. Alessa’s heart hiccoughed. Not that it meant much. He had still stared.

“Nice to meet you, ma’am.” He held out his hand in the narrow space between them.

“Call me Diana.” In one smooth motion, she pushed his arm aside and pressed against the front of his body. The long sleeves of her stola bared her pale arms when she wrapped them around his chest. Leaning back, she kissed both cheeks. “That’s the proper greeting here in Amores.”

In the brothels, maybe. Alessa gritted her teeth. She cer- tainly had never been taught to act like a human codpiece with complete strangers. Wood splintered under her fingers, and she slapped the ruined arrow onto the desk

“Yes, ma—er, Diana.” Red brushed his tanned skin. He stumbled back against the desk before bracing both hands against the edge. “Like the huntress, right?”

Alessa opened her mouth then snapped it closed. Was he one of those guys? The kind that liked to pursue, not be pur- sued? She swallowed the sour taste in her mouth as an idea gnawed on the dark recesses of her mind. Maybe she could use that to her advantage.

“Very.” Diana trailed her French-tipped fingernail down the buttons of his dress shirt. Her exploration stopped just short of his waistband.

Sloan sucked in his gut.
“Are you a teacher here, too?”
He definitely didn’t seem to like being pursued. Not at all.

A ball of heat zinged through her insides. She could use that to eliminate the competition—the much more experienced com- petition. She pulled air through her teeth. But that would mean she’d have to pretend to be interested in him, to be in love with him. Could she do it?

He was handsome and had treated her sister like a lady. How could she not?

“Why, no, I’m on the council.” Diana licked her lips, dull- ing the gloss, while tracing his waistband. “The one that hired you.”

The ball of heat exploded and flamed through Alessa’s body. Really, it was too much. She had to protect him from the coun- cilwoman. And if that meant flirting, so be it.

She raised her chin. Saving him was practically her civic duty.

“Actually, Diana is on the Consiglio Comunale, the city council, not the university board.”

Alessa jerked on the straps of her satchel, pulling it oð the desk. The slim book bag swung down and smacked Diana’s hip. The councilwoman staggered to the side.

Ha! Alessa raised her chin and matched the other woman’s glare. She hadn’t become a master of the Bow’s Arts without having an excellent grasp on trajectories.

“Diana didn’t have anything to do with you being hired by the university.”

Nor could the council fire her because she was single at thirty-one. However, they could and would make her life a living hades for the next three days. Three days. She could fall in love with Sloan before Valentine’s Day. She ignored the shimmer of excitement. Pretend to fall in love.

Inching a little closer to her, Sloan hitched up his jeans. “Good to know.”
Diana increased the voltage in her pout then shrugged one nearly bare shoulder. The gold pins holding the fabric together winked.

“Which means there won’t a conflict of interest in your hav- ing dinner with me.” She narrowed her eyes at Alessa. “And I do have some sway with the board.”

Your hips are the only sway you have, you fat bovine!

Alessa swung her satchel onto her shoulder, stirring the di- aphanous material of Diana’s gown.

“But not enough to fire anyone.”

Sloan’s attention darted back and forth. Alessa raised her chin. She had done nothing she’d regret. Well, except maybe that the first collision hadn’t knocked the councilwoman out of the classroom.

His brow furrowed as he squeezed between the two women then shifted to the side. He stopped just in front of Alessa’s right shoulder. Warm fingers brushed her neck before the weight of the bag lifted.

“Fire?”

The area he’d touched erupted into pins and needles. If such a trifle caused a reaction, her emotions must be getting to her. Nails dug into her palm. But she wouldn’t get swept up in the love talk. She wouldn’t. Neither would she reach for her satchel. For once, the macho thing might actually work in her favor.

Diana’s smile curdled when he set the strap over his shoul- der.

“Nothing for you to worry about, I’m sure.” She waved her hand, and the look of distaste vanished. The neckline of her stola dropped, revealing a knife’s edge of cleavage. “Now, about dinner…”

“He’s having dinner with me.” Alessa plucked at the hem of her T-shirt. Gods! What had her mouth gotten her into?

Sloan had sidled around Diana, heading for the door. He paused before leaning down and picking up his duðel bag.

“I am?”

“Yes.” She balled up the cotton fabric before smoothing it flat. Her fingers crawled around her back before crossing. “For your first night in town, I prepared a special dinner.”

What! Had she just said she cooked? Maybe the gods had heard her and had taken possession of her mouth.

Sloan followed her hand’s motion. His lips twitched, and his left eyebrow cocked.

“You cooked for me?”

He knew she’d lied. Would he tattle? She tucked her crossed fingers into her back pockets and hid them beneath the worn denim. Swallowing the lump in her throat, she eyed the empty balcony over his shoulder.

But it wasn’t empty. Psyche reclined on a divan. Oh, no! The gods were helping her. Alessa swallowed the lump in her throat.

“Yes, of course. It’s an old family recipe.” She wanted to slap her hands over her mouth but didn’t dare. If the goddess had taken possession of her tongue, the only thing she could do was sit tight and ride it out.

Diana folded her arms over her belly and hiked up her voluptuous breasts.

“What recipe would that be?”

“The, er, Lombard specialty, of course.” She didn’t cook. She actually burned water. All the women in her family had, except her sister. But there had to be family recipes somewhere in her house—probably in the dusty pantry behind the cobwebs. Maybe Lia had taken pity on her again and stocked the freezer with things she could heat up and pretend to have cooked.

Diana frowned before glancing at her watch.

“Then I’ll just take Sloan to lunch. Airplane food is hor- rendous, and I imagine traveling up the hill in a cart was quite uncomfortable on top of it.”

“Actually, I didn’t—”
“I planned for lunch, too.”
Lurching sideways, Alessa grabbed his Stetson just as he reached for it. If he didn’t have his hat, he wouldn’t leave. And if he didn’t leave, he couldn’t tell Diana all about his plans to fall in love again.

Wait a minute. Had she just promised him another meal?

“Lunch, too?” Diana’s arms stopped propping up her melon- sized breasts when her hands dug into her hips. “Another Lom- bard family recipe? Funny, if memory serves me right, the Lombard women can’t cook. In fact, the Borgias sent selected victims to eat at the Lombard house when they couldn’t resort to their frequent addition of poison.”

“Um, perhaps…” Sloan whispered.

“Lia is cooking lunch,” Alessa forced out between her clenched teeth. Her sister always cooked lunch. She just hoped she had made enough for two extra people. “And no one actu- ally died at the dinner table when the Lombard women had cooked.” She forced her lips into a smile. They’d had the good manners to expire at home. “I’m sure you can understand that she and Dante want to meet Sloan. He is staying in my house, after all.”

“Other arrangements can be made.” Diana’s eyes narrowed. “You’re not exactly the best example of passion that Amores has to oðer. And, Mr. Dugan…” She turned toward the man, leaning forward so the fabric of her dress gaped. “May I call you Sloan?”

“Sure.” His smile crinkled the corners of his cobalt eyes, but his attention never strayed from her face.

Good man. She’d never fall for a lech. She shook her head. It didn’t matter if he looked or not. This was pretend. Just pretend. He was a means to an ends, nothing more.

Given her family’s history, he couldn’t be anything more.

“Sloan has come to our little town not just to teach but to learn about love.” Diana smoothed her hair. “Desire.” She fiddled with the gold clasp on her left shoulder.

Alessa gritted her teeth. If there was so much as a hint of a wardrobe malfunction, she’d spear the woman, city council member or not.

The sheer fabric shimmied but stayed in place.
“And passion. Isn’t that right, Sloan?”
He leaned toward the seductress before shaking himself and pulling away. “Absolutely.”

Oh, for pity’s sake! Why was he such a man? Alessa eyed the spears in the urn. Maybe she’d smack him upside the head with the flat of a point before skewering Diana. Her foot twitched with the need to cross the room. Was she the only sane one around here?

Diana’s gloating smile didn’t reach her glittering eyes.

“You’re hardly an expert in any of those fields, Alessa.” She dusted an imaginary speck oð her bodice. “You won’t even enter the love lottery.”

Sloan watched the motion before jerking his attention away. “The love lottery?”
Alessa squeezed her eyes closed for a moment. Damn Diana! She had to go and mention that.

At least now she knew outsiders weren’t any protection

against the nagging. She gritted her teeth. There was no choice. Her interest in Sloan would get the council off her back. Smooth- ing her shirt over her hips, she rallied her internal cheerlead- ers. She could do this. She would do this.

“The love lottery is a tradition in our village.” Leaving the safety of her desk, she trudged across the marble floor and stood next to Sloan. A hint of pine teased her senses. He smelled nice. Too nice for someone like Diana. From the corner of her eye, she spied the spears. And she was closer to the implements of plan B. “On Valentine’s Day, everyone in the village meets outside the temple of Cupid and Psyche. All the maidens who are looking for love drop their names in the gods’ urn. Then the bachelors line up for their chance to pick a name.”

“Sounds interesting.” Sloan adjusted the book bag’s strap on his shoulder.

Warmth unfurled deep inside her. Why was he staring at her? Did he think she was so desperate for love she’d enter something so unbelievably humiliating?

“Oh, it’s very exciting, I assure you.” Diana clasped her hands and fairly beamed at him. “Can you believe that Alessa has never entered the lottery? Not once in all the years she’s lived here.”

Throbbing spread from her clenched jaw and took up resi- dence in her temples.

“I was raising my sister. I wouldn’t be so selfish to put my own needs above hers.”

“I’m sorry to hear about the loss of your parents.” Sloan ran his knuckles along the back of her hand before squeezing her fingers; for a moment, warmth flowed through her arm. Then he released her, and a chill replaced it. She glanced at her hand. What had just happened?

“Her sister is a woman grown and married, and she still hasn’t entered the lottery.” Diana waved her manicured hand. “Why, it’s almost as if she doesn’t trust the gods to find her a husband.”

Alessa shook her hand and swallowed despite the fear stuð- ing her mouth with cotton.

“That’s not it at all.”

Sloan eased his hat from her fingers and pulled the brim to straighten the crumbled felt.

“Then what is it?” Diana tapped her foot, showing oð her pedicure. Silver hearts glistened against the crimson toenail polish. “You’ve never really given the Consiglio Comunale a reason for your stubbornness.”

She knew the gods would find her a love to last a lifetime. But that love would close around her like a trap and degener- ate into a prison because of the Lombard curse. She opened her mouth to say it, but no words came out. Her attention flew to Sloan. Gods, she was making a cannoli of herself.

Tossing his mangled hat on the desk, he smiled at her. A dimple flashed in his cheek.

“So, the gods have a hand in this love lottery, huh?”

Oh, no! She’d forgotten that he wanted to find love. What if he entered the lottery? Would she be expected to enter to prove her love for him? Her fake love for him?

“Yes, of course.” Diana cozied up to him until her breast rubbed his bicep. “If you’re interested, I could use my influ- ence to have you listed as one of the bachelors.”

Clearing his throat, he leaned away from her.
“What does it entail?”
No, no, no! This wouldn’t do at all. She would not allow

Diana and her large-breast mojo to steal him from her.
Alessa latched onto his arm, spinning him away from temptation. He stumbled forward, clipping her toes. Bracket- ing her, he braced his hands on the desk. His body blazed heat from thigh to chest.

Oh, my! Perhaps she’d overdone it.
The classroom dissolved in a fuzzy haze, but he remained crystal-clear. She stared at his Adam’s apple before her gaze glided over the clean lines of his jaw, the sculptured cheeks and into his cobalt eyes. Her heart beat a savage tattoo. He really had the most remarkable eyes.

His duffle thudded against the side of the desk before thumping to the floor.

“You okay?”

She shook her head then nodded. Things would be okay. He’d help make them okay.

Diana’s voice shattered the spell. “All bachelors have to do is line up in Cupid’s piazza on Valentine’s Day.”

Alessa blinked away the remnants of whatever had just hit her. Cupid. Love lottery. Sloan wanted to fall in love. She should move.

Instead, her attention remained on him.

“You’ll be leaving in the summer. Unless the council issues a writ of divorce, the lottery is as binding as a marriage cere- mony. Are you willing to spend the rest of your life here in- stead of your Christmas village?”

“Holly.” His attention dipped to her mouth, and he leaned even closer.

Pain pricked her heart, but she raised her chin, angling her head to receive his kiss. Alessa. Her name was Alessa. His breath washed over her, smelling of peppermint. Her eyelids felt heavy, and they fluttered closed. Should she let him kiss her with another woman’s name on his lips? She brushed the tip of her nose across his. Yes, she’d make him forget about that other woman. When she’d finished with him, all he’d think about would be her.

“Is that the name of your village? Holly.” Diana’s voice buzzed in the background like a mosquito.

One Alessa wanted to swat.

“Yes. No. I…” Sloan eased back away from her, away from their kiss.

She resisted the urge to stamp her foot.

Avoiding her gaze, he lifted his bag and retreated to the first row of student desks.

“I’m sure you’re not looking for anything permanent. Af- ter your misfortune, you must want to have a little fun.” Diana skipped to his side and leaned against him. “No-strings-attached fun.”

Alessa’s hands curled into fists. Gods, how she wanted to smack the smug right oð the other woman’s face.

He picked a piece of lint from his shirtsleeve before study- ing his loafers.

“Does the urn yield love matches? Ones that last forever.”

Tightness squeezed her chest. Was she really so diðerent from Diana? Using him for her own less-than-honorable pur- poses. She raised her hand, wanting to brush the lock of hair off his forehead, get him to look at her.

“Yes. Or you can believe in it enough to find it on your own without the gods’ help.”

“Which is easy enough to do, if you look for it.” Diana nudged his shoulder. “The search is more than half the fun.”

He inhaled quickly and looked up. Not at her or Diana but the fresco. Psyche waggled her fingers at him.

“I see.”

What must it be like to want love so badly? She picked up his hat and pulled at the felt.

“You’re not technically a villager, but I’m sure if you asked and made an appropriate oðering, the gods would help you find love.”

Diana scooted a little away from him but set her hand on his thigh.

“You’re looking to fall in love?”

Alessa sucked on her bottom lip. Gods, she shouldn’t have said that aloud. But he’d looked so lost. Your plan. Remember your plan.

Exactly, her plan would give her respite until Valentine’s Day; then she’d help him find real love. Just because the peo- ple in her family were cursed to love too deeply didn’t mean he couldn’t live happily ever after with the woman of his choice.

She rubbed her sternum, hoping to ease the ache building there. She was just hungry, that’s all. Or maybe Diana’s hound- ing was starting to give her heartburn.

Crossing the five feet separating them, she set the hat on his head. Her fingers grazed his earlobe. Just to make sure the hat was on straight, not because she wanted to touch him.

“Oh, my, we need to get going if we’re going to eat lunch before dinnertime.”

“Yes, well.” Diana leaned over and planted a kiss on his lips. Sloan’s knees buckled, but he caught himself on the table. Of all the nerve! He could have been hurt. Alessa grabbed the remains of the blunt-tipped arrow and poked the council- woman’s fat butt cheek. Diana straightened and rubbed her behind.

“I’ll see you for dinner tomorrow night, and…” She trailed her finger down his chest before tracing his belt buckle. “And maybe for breakfast, too.”

“Out!” Alessa hissed, waving the arrow as she started for the other woman.

Grinning, Diana skipped out of reach and out the door. Her laughter bounced around the hallway.

Alessa slammed the door behind her, locked it then chucked the broken arrow in the trashcan. Setting his duðe and her satchel on the desk, Sloan sat on the student desk. He pushed back his hat, his blue eyes targeting her.

“So, are you going to tell me what’s really going on?”

She plucked at the neckband of her shirt before walking toward him, a moth to his flame. Her heart raced, and her tongue stuck to the roof of her dry mouth. After Diana’s per- formance, she’d have to do something drastic to convince him of her interest.

His lips quirked. “Alessa, I want an explanation.”
Sweet ambrosia, did he have to say her name like that? Fanning herself, she waited for an intelligent thought. She stopped between his spread legs; her thighs brushed the desk- top. His lips were almost as nice as his eyes. Don’t be silly. Lips can kiss and taste and…

“Are you feeling alright?”
“Um-hum.” Although a kiss might make her feel better. He sighed and ran his fingers through his hair.
“Alessa, why did you lie about making me lunch and dinner? Was it to stop me from having dinner with Diana?” Diana. The cow who wanted him. There’d be none of that. If her plan was to work, he had to be interested in her. Alessa grabbed his shirt and jerked him toward her.

“I don’t want you anywhere near that woman.”
“Why?”
“Because…Because…I’m interested in you.” Rising on tiptoe, she pressed her lips to his. 

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A Day Back in Time—

Last Saturday, to escape the trial that is our bathroom, my husband and I hauled our cookies (and the rest of us) all the way to Apache Junction to attend the 25th Annual Renaissance Festival.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERASince none of our children wanted to go with us, we made the hour and a half drive and indulged ourselves by signing up for the Pleasure Feast.  Aside from the tasty food, we got to wear these amazing hats:

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Of course, we  strolled around the festival a bit. ASU was represented and we learned the history of mapping (anyone know that magnetic North is actually True North in the mediterranean? ). We saw the future of mapping using  the new GIS system and we marked where our ancestors were during the Renaissance.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAAside from learning the grisly truth behind the Horse Latitudes, we also learned the robes on this ASU professor are actually a hold over from the middle ages. The hat, we were assured, was not.

Next we visited some artisan markets, where I picked up my new totem. A dragon I named Zot to watch over my computer and inspire me to write. This is Zot’s big brother by Colorado  Windsongs.OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA

I added 4 dragon prints to my art collection, signed by the artist, Ruth Thompson of Red Roo Art.

I also discovered two items I would love to own. The first was a $400 leather bound journal. Anyone see Evil Dead? Yeah, I want to write my own Necromonica, complete with illustrations. Of course, my book will contain all the research for my Atlantis books, but well that’s sometime in the future.

And speaking of the future, I would love to add this to my house. Don’t know where I’d put it, but it’s just wonderful.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAThis is by Bungled Jungle and was created specially for the Faire. In the meantime I have my eye on some of their art (click the link to get the pun).

Next, we attended the jousting tournament. We sat in the ‘hexagonal of doom’ section to cheer the Spaniard.  We lost (he was one of the bad guys) but we had fun cheering him on.

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On our last stroll through the faire, I had to take a picture of the pirate family. Technically, pirates were the theme of last week, but no one tells pirates what to do.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAWe came home exhausted but had thoroughly enjoyed ourselves.

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Redaction, Part iV, Chapter 5

Chapter 5

Mirabelle Westminster folded the bottom of her apron before using it to lift the lid off the pot. Steam wafted from the boiling liquid, momentarily driving away the cold biting her cheeks. Her two daughters toddled toward a lump of blankets, sipping their cups of soup. Her four-year-old holding her two-year old sister’s hand.

Dipping her hand in her pocket, Belle wrapped her fingers around the warm metal. Under her lashes, she glanced to the left. A bitter wind shook the hyde tents but no one emerged. To the right, a handful of women tended their breakfasts or piled rocks higher to protect the meager flames.

No one paid her any attention.

She dipped the metal cup into the pot, netting bits of the floating green herbs before pulling it out. Through the clear broth, she spied chunks of wild onion, potato and carrots. That should do, Nattie.  Belle looked toward the edge of camp.

As if feeling her gaze, a grizzled woman rose from her pile of rags. Dirty fingers clutched a threadbare blanket around her shoulders. Her emaciated frame formed hard angles and bumps under the cloth as she walked. Pale blue eyes surveyed her under matted salt and pepper hair. Nattie paused ten feet away.

Belle nodded and held the cup out to her.

Nattie hunched lower in her covering but shuffled closer.

“You’re not supposed to feed her.”

Belle jumped before turning so the speaker stood in her peripheral vision.  About time Ann woke up, did her fair share of the work. Slamming the lid on the pot, Belle straightened. Aches strapped around her back and across her distended belly. She set her free hand on her spine as Nattie reached for the cup.

“I could tell our husband.”

Ann always wanted to tell their ‘Vider. The girl seemed enamored of the brute. Belle tightened her muscles to stop the shudder. Weakness should never be shown. Never. “Then do so.”

Nattie sipped the brew while her attention darted between the two of them. A spark appeared in her faded blue eyes before it flickered out.

There but for the God’s eternal grace. Belle scratched the stretched skin through her patched dress. The baby shifted at her touch. Then again, maybe her future was shivering in front her.

Ann stomped closer and held her palms to the fire. “You think I won’t just because you’re pregnant.”

Belle clamped her lips together. The girl needed to learn her place. Belle had only to answer to her ‘Vider or the head Provider.

“You’re right.” Ann sighed and raked her fingers through her tousled dark brown locks. “I won’t because…” For a moment, fear blazed in the girl’s eyes. She scanned the camp before shifting closer to Belle. “Because I think I’m pregnant too.”

Two of his tributes pregnant? Her ‘Vider should be strutting like a cock through camp. Belle eyed their tent. And yet, the brute still slept. Turning slightly, she raked Ann from head to feet.

At sixteen winters, the roundness of childhood hadn’t left the girl’s apple cheeks and her overlarge breasts didn’t disguise her narrow hips. Ann set her hand over her rounded belly. The girl’s stomach didn’t appear any larger than when she’d arrived two months ago.

But then Belle hadn’t shone for nearly four months after her bleeding time had stopped. Her ‘Vider had finally stopped raping her at seven months, when Nattie had said she’d lose the baby. The brute had wanted his seed and had used other tributes to fulfill his needs.

Nattie laughed, flashing black teeth in red gums. Bits of white potato clung to her tongue.  The neighbor woman behind her shuffled backward.

Straightening, Ann fisted her cotton skirt. “What’s so funny!”

Belle shifted in front of the older woman. Only a handful of people in the village hit Nattie anymore, most feared her craziness was contagious. But Ann was new. Things tended to change when new blood mingled with the old. And it usually wasn’t for the better. “How long has it been since your monthly blood-letting?”

“Two weeks.” Licking her lips, Ann glanced at their tent. “Our ‘Vider took me at least ten times during my bleeding time. He says he wants a strong son and that’s the only way to get it.”

Conceived in blood, bathed in blood, and sustained by blood that was the ‘Vider way. Belle hated it with everything inside her, prayed daily to be delivered from this hell. “Have you told our ‘Vider of your suspicions?”

Nattie’s cackling died when she raised the cup to her lips. Tapping on the bottom, she shuffled away to the thump of metal.

“No. I don’t want him to turn his attentions to you.”

The brute had never turned his attention off Belle. Despite having a girl willing and able to do anything he wanted, their ‘Vider sought Belle out four or five times a week to bathe his ‘son’ in his seed.

“I’ve heard we’re heading into lean times. I plan to make him pick me over you if it comes to that.” Ann finger-combed her long honey-colored locks. The wind picked up the strands and lifted them from her shoulder.

The hair on Belle’s nape rose. The girl learned quickly and had adjusted to life as a ‘Vider’s personal property all too easily. Pregnancy was as close a guarantee to living another day as female tributes received.

But it wasn’t an absolute.

With the birth of her sixth child, Belle knew the ‘Viders would value her over the girl. Especially since four of them still lived. Especially since the new head Provider had been watching her so closely. “Who says we’re heading into lean times?”

“Everyone.” Ann shrugged and crouched by the fire. She held her hands near the flames before rubbing them together.

“I’ve been with the ‘Viders ten winters, I have never encountered lean times.” God help her, she prayed they would happen. Practically offered her soul for them to happen. But there was always another village to demand tribute from, then when the townspeople balked at yet another offering, the ‘Viders raided and took what they wanted.

“But ‘Vider Stake offered his sister-wife to the congregation.” Ann daubed at the saliva at the corners of her mouth before breaking a branch in half and feeding it to the fire. “Why would he do that if we were not in the lean times?”

Sister-wife. The girl was delusional. They were nothing but property to be used and abused as their ‘Vider saw fit. Everyone learned that lesson sooner or later. Most had only minutes to digest it before their lives ended.

“Mandy was sacrificed because she had not carried a child in the four years she’d been here.” Even Nattie’s herbs couldn’t overcome the sterility left by her breeder’s cancer. If ‘Vider Stake had learned that the woman knew of her barrenness when she’d been claimed, her death would have been prolonged and painful.

A lesson for everyone to learn.

Ann wrapped her arms around her knees and rocked. “I’m sure I’m pregnant.”

Belle swallowed the lump in her throat. Her daughter did that when she was scared. But Ann wasn’t her daughter; she was a rival. A deadly rival. “I would wait for a new moon before telling our ‘Vider.”

Ann’s brown eyes narrowed. “Why?”

“He doesn’t like to be disappointed.” Hated it just as much as he hated everything else. Belle tugged her tattered sleeve over her scarred wrist. He’d found out she was pregnant the day before she miscarried. That lesson, he boasted, had toughened her up enough to carry their five children to term. She stroked her belly.

And the sixth looked like it would make it, too.

“I’m going to have a boy.” Ann jumped to her feet. Her top lip curled. “I’ll never bear any stupid, weak girls like you.”

Keeping her gaze down, Belle stirred the coals under the pot. Girls were a blessing. They didn’t have to become warriors. And so far, her youngest two hadn’t wanted to learn the Warrior Way. Please, God, let them never want to.

“Maybe I’ll ask to be trained as a ‘Vider. I can do it.”

Belle bit her lip. She shouldn’t help the girl, shouldn’t but… she was so young. “I wouldn’t ask if I were you.”

Ann’s hands fisted at her side. “I’m not weak like you. I’d be a good ‘Vider. The best.”

The hyde snapped. From the corner of her eye, Belle watched her ‘Vider saunter out. His green gaze skimmed Ann to land on Belle. Blunt fingers trailed down his coarse, woven shirt and he adjusted himself through the dark blue trousers. Her attention shifted to the white stripe amongst the brown and her stomach cramped.

That patch had been her first time weaving human hair into cloth.

Her dead parents had provided the material.

Ann skipped to his side and plastered herself against this chest. “I have something to tell you.”

Pushing the girl away, he focused on Belle’s stomach. “Later.”

Apparently, this morning’s bump and grind hadn’t sated his appetites. She added another twig to the fire. Her skin tightened around her frame. She could get through this once more. She had to. From the corner of her eye, she saw the other women scurry away from their morning fires.

Ann stumbled a few steps then found her footing. Running, she caught up with him and latched onto his arm. “But it’s such good news, I–”

He punched her in the face.

Blood poured from her nose and her head snapped back. Ann blinked, raised her hands and stroked the crimson. “Why? I–”

Oh, God, the girl didn’t know enough to back down. Belle swallowed the bile in her mouth and turned her attention to the pot.

“Mirabelle!” He shouted. “Watch!”

Vision blurring, Belle turned. Think of your daughters. Their soft black hair when you brush it.

Her ‘Vider spun on his heel and kicked Ann in the stomach.

Gasping, the girl doubled over.

“You are not to speak unless I let you.” He slammed his clasped fists on her back.

She fell face first into the dirt.

Belle tuned it out, disappeared into her memories. The sound of flesh pounding dissolved into her father’s laughter. Her mother chopping vegetables fresh from the garden. The girl’s sobs disappeared in the crackle of fire as her brothers added wood. A world before the ‘Viders found her village.

Before she’d been offered as tribute.

“Now stand up.”

Belle blinked at the magic words. The lesson was almost over. She prayed the girl got the message, memorized it. The next one would be worse. Far worse. Although they were enemies, Belle didn’t know if she could stand by and do nothing. Which meant, she too would be punished.

Ann pushed to her hands and knees. Strings of blood drizzled from her mouth. Snot bubbled from her nose.

“Faster!” Leaning over, he grabbed Ann’s hair and jerked.

She arched her back. Reaching up, she grabbed for the strands imprisoning her.

“You are nothing but tribute.” Batting her hands away, he punched her in the stomach again.

She drew her left leg up for protection before throwing up blood and a tooth.

“Say it!”

“I’m nothing.” Ann held her stomach and coughed.

“Now go get me some meat and don’t come back until you have some.” He pushed her away.

Ann stumbled and fell into the dirt. Crying she pushed to her feet and crawled toward the holding pens.

Belle opened her mouth then snapped it shut. Only two unclaimed tributes remained in the paddock. There would be no meat until tonight and maybe not even then. Since the Turning, the crowning of a new head Provider always followed a Blood and Body supper. Yet, this time might be different.

“Mirabelle.” Her ‘Vider licked the blood off his knuckles.

Holding her stomach, she hastened to his side. Her heart drummed in her ears and she ran her tongue over her dry lips. She could get through this. Just one more time piled on a lifetime of one more times.

“Such a weak thing you are.” He caressed her cheek, smearing the warmth on her flesh. Moving lower, he fondled her breasts before setting his hand on her stomach. “It is why the ‘Viders were given dominion over your kind. To lift the chosen few up to great heights.”

She bit her lip to still any rebellious words. Her father, mother and brothers hadn’t been weak. They were good people, loving people. Gentle people. They did not deserve to be enslaved.

Tortured.

Eaten.

Pinching her chin in his grip, her ‘Vider pressed his lips against hers. His slimy tongue slipped into her mouth.

She fought the urge to gag at his foul taste. Oh God, not this! She’d only managed to survive because ‘Viders never kissed.

He pulled away. His eyes were dilated and his breathing ragged. “Like that? It’s called kissing. I shall do it when you please me. Such as when you are carrying my son.”

Saliva pooled in her mouth. Please turn away soon. She needed to spit. Maybe eat some dirt to get rid of the taste.

He released her and strolled to the fire. With his bare hands, he shoved the lid off the pot and pushed it to the ground. “What have we here?”

With his back to her, Belle spit and wiped her face with her apron. Gah, she could still smell him.

He peered inside the pot and frowned. “No meat, I see.”

She shuddered. She never ate meat. Not once she realized her friends, neighbors and family were being slaughtered and carved up for dinner. The ‘Viders considered four-legged animals unclean.

“If that is not my son in your belly, I will require you eat it at every meal.” Leaving the campfire, he joined her by their tent. “I have enough daughters to bind my enemies through blood, I need warriors for our clan.”

Belle wrapped her arms around her belly. She could not give birth to another savage that would destroy and terrorize. This had to be a daughter. “Ann thinks she’s pregnant.”

Oh, Lord. She was just as bad as the ‘Viders to sacrifice the girl that way.

He laughed, bass notes in a funeral dirge. “So she said. But it is just as well, I was beginning to tire of her.”

What did that mean? Belle’s eyes locked with his.

“The bitch is good for a time, but she is rabid. Any seed sown in her body would sour and cause discord amongst the ‘Viders. I will offer her up for tonight’s ceremonial dinner.”

Mother of God! Her pregnancy couldn’t protect her from these animals.

He gathered Belle’s hair into a ponytail and wrapped it around his hand. “I think you should weave a new shirt for me with her hair. I do not think you’d want her next to your parents’s strands.” He stroked the white patch on his left breast before dragging her toward the boulders fifteen minutes walk from camp. “Would you?”

Tears pricked her nose. “No.”

“Our sons will be given tribute when they return from their hunting party. I shall instruct them to take a female to help you.” He tugged on her hair. “But don’t get too attached and do not name our food.”

Over her shoulder, she watched the soon-to-be crowned head Provider stride into their camp. The bald-headed woman glanced their way before turning back to warm herself by the fire. Seven braided scalps hung from her belt.

Belle squeezed her eyes shut for a moment. She could do this. She had to.

Releasing her, he shoved her.

She stumbled over the uneven ground before stopping next to a low shrub.

“Now, strip. I have something else I wish to teach you. Something you’ll enjoy more than kissing.”

 

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New Release: That’s Amores (paranormal romance) Chapter 2

amores-ssChapter 2

Sloan inhaled the clean, damp air as the door closed. Throwing back his head, he closed his eyes. A woman. Les…Alessa Lombard—his roommate was a woman.

Her image swam in his mind’s eye. And not just any woman. With her long chestnut hair, brown eyes, strong nose and full pink lips, she was a beautiful woman.

One who didn’t have a wedding band on her finger.

She’d be the perfect candidate to fall in love with if she wasn’t his new roomie. He knew how uncomfortable it was to stay with a woman when the romance soured. A groan vibrated up his throat, and he opened his eyes to scan the hallway. Nothing moved in the space between the plain white plaster walls. Good, no audience.

Maybe he could find another place to stay. He wasn’t that particular—a bed-and-breakfast, a hotel, even a refrigerator- sized cardboard box would be enough so long as it kept out the rain. Anyplace else would do, because even if he didn’t enter- tain romantic notions about Alessa Lombard, a female room- mate might hinder his eðorts to fall in love again.

And he needed to fall in love again, needed to banish all trace of Claire. His heart thudded heavily in his chest. He tightened his grip on his shoulder strap until his hand trem- bled, and the brim of his Stetson crumpled in his other hand. Once he fell in love again, he’d forget Claire’s lilac-scented sham- poo, her citrusy soap and those scarlet wisps of fabric drying over the shower-curtain rod.

He forced air into his lungs, catching a whið of orange blossoms. Claire’s scent. Claire. Swallowing the lump lodged in his throat, he shook his head. Get gone, woman!

The mantra broke her grip on his thoughts, but she’d be back. She always came back. He slapped the brim of his hat against his thigh before rolling his tight shoulders.

He had to fall in love again, and there was no better place than here in Amores. The magical Italian city devoted solely to love. Romantic love. Passionate love. If he couldn’t find love here…

Don’t even think it!

Four failed engagements didn’t mean anything; women always fell for his charm and wit. Anger crowded his thoughts. Claire had loved his potential and what it could do for her. Sloan clamped down on his thoughts again and forced his jaw to relax. He’d find another woman here, one who knew the true meaning of love.

And speaking of candidates, he had one waiting.

His cowboy boots tapped softly against the worn marble floor as he walked down the hall. The aroma of paper, chalk and books permeated the air. Did every school on the planet smell the same? The pressure in his chest eased. He’d liked teaching while he was earning his master’s degree in mathe- matics. Of course, he’d liked the challenge of working for the hedge funds, too. Don’t go there. He boxed up the thought.

That life was far, far away now.

He stopped short just over the threshold. Alessa leaned against the fresco on the wall. Her eyes were closed, and she clutched her chest. Red flashed between her fingers, and the shaft of an arrow quivered where it protruded from between her breasts.

“Christmas cookies!” In one motion, he dropped his hat, shrugged oð his bag and ran to grab her shoulders. He carefully avoided the arrow’s shaft while keeping her upright. What had they taught him in first-aid class? Don’t panic! Too late. His heart drummed so loudly his eyes moved to the beat. “You’ve been shot!”

Under his hold, her shoulders shook. Her full lips began to tremble; then she grinned, revealing a designer smile.

Why was she laughing? Was she in shock?

Her eyes opened, exposing the humor swimming in their dark-chocolate depths.

“It’s not a real arrow.”

“Not a real arrow.” He repeated her words, yet his brain refused to process them. Something else was pushing them out. Soft, warm flesh pressed against his palms. A woman’s flesh. Tingles raced up his arms, ignited a fire in his gut and arrowed directly to his groin. Reindeer droppings! He’d never reacted this quickly to a woman. At least not one fully clothed. His thumbs settled in the dip of her collar bone. What was he sup- posed to be doing?

“Well, it is a real arrow. But it’s not dangerous. See?” She pulled it away from her chest and flashed the blunt rubber tip at him. Laughter bubbled out of the slender column of her white throat.

What would it be like to lick her exposed skin? To kiss a path along her jaw until he sampled her lips. Sloan blinked. What had just happened? Sure, she was beautiful, but he’d acted like a felon who’d just been granted a conjugal visit after fifteen years in the pen.

“What in Charles Dickens is going on?”

She clamped her free hand over her mouth. Tears streamed from the corners of her eyes before she doubled over and unleashed the full measure of her mirth.

“Christmas cookies,” she snickered. “Charles Dickens.”

“You can blame my sister-in-law.” Sloan crossed his arms over his chest. “She insisted on the no-swearing rule.”

Which was all fine and dandy in Holly, where the rest of his family lived. But it was downright sissified in the real world. Especially when he was aroused and the object of his lust thought it was funny.

Alessa swallowed her last chuckle.
“It’s cute.”
“Cute.” He winced. The female equivalent of let’s just be

friends and the verbal shafting of I don’t love you that way. Guess he didn’t have to worry about a romance leaving him homeless.

He bent to pick up his Stetson. Of course, he did love a challenge. What would it take to turn the glow of friendship to the fire of desire?

“But you may want to come up with something more Val- entine’s Day, like ‘splintered arrows’ or ‘broken bows.’ That way, folks will know you’re a resident.” Alessa Lombard stepped on the hat’s brim, pinning it to the floor.

“I’ll keep that in mind.” Sloan reached for her trim, jean- encased calf. Should he lift her foot for her? His hand curled into a fist. Touching probably wasn’t the best course of action. For all he knew, contact with the teacher of love archery was what had brought the tsunami of lust crashing down on him.

“Look, I’m sorry you were scared.”

He raked his hand through his hair, felt the burn along his scalp as a few curls came free. And the day just kept getting better. First, he was a sissy, and now, he’s a coward. He crouched by his hat, waiting for his chance to grab it. He’d had enough humiliation stuðng for a month of holidays.

“I wasn’t scared. I was concerned.” There was a difference. A big diðerence. “An appropriate response, given that you had an arrow sticking out of your chest.”

“I am truly sorry that, for even one moment, you believed I had suðered an injury.” Balancing on the balls of her feet, she dropped down next to him. Her warm hand closed over his, and her thumb stroked his fingers. She had nice hands, long, tapered fingers. He pictured them nimbly undoing the button of his jeans, slowly lowering the zipper and dipping—

No. No. No!

He yanked his hand free and overbalanced. His butt landed on the cold marble, and the impact rattled up his spine and out his head. Yeah, he was making real headway dispelling

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that bad first impression. He rubbed his hand on his pant leg. The thoughts still lingered.

Why hadn’t anyone warned him that Amores’s citizens had an erotic potion infused in their skin?

Her brow furrowed. She looked at her hand then at him. Confusion clouded her brown eyes before she blinked it away.

“Psyche shot the practice arrow—not to harm me, you un- derstand. More as a reminder that the gods have provenance over love.”

Gods. Plural. He mentally shifted gears. The fact that more than one god might have meddled in his life probably ex- plained his broken engagements.

He glanced around the room. Large windows filtered the afternoon sunshine into the class. Under them were glass cases filled with bows—some were more than six feet tall, like him, while others wouldn’t even span the distance between his wrist and elbow. Gold-tipped spears with ebony poles stood in an urn in the corner by the blackboard. A case at the back of the room held bayonet-tipped rifles. With all these weapons, he understood how love could hurt so much.

“I guess this place puts the amor in armory.” He smiled at her.

She frowned at him.
“The R is at the end of amore, not at the beginning.” Great, now he was a dunce, too. Maybe American humor

didn’t translate into Italian. He jerked. But he hadn’t been speak- ing Italian.

“You’re speaking English!”

“Ah, you forget. Love is a universal language.” She winked at him before tossing her chestnut ponytail over her shoulder. “You’ll be able to talk to and understand everyone, and vice versa, while you’re in Amores.”

“Good to know.” Especially as he had to teach classes and had fudged a little on his resume. “I’m afraid my Italian is a bit rusty.”

Pushing on her knees, she rose to her feet then offered him a hand up.

“Perhaps we could start over. My name is Alessa Lom- bard, professor of the Bow’s Arts here at Cupid University. On behalf of the board and the city council, welcome to Amores.”

Sloan stared at her hand, dangling mere inches from his nose. He shouldn’t take it. Any more doses of her skin, and he might actually act on those erotic thoughts. He slipped his palm against hers and braced himself for the sensual overload.

Except for a mild humming in his gut, his thoughts remained pure—if soot-stained snow was pure. Still, there weren’t any new naughty images bouncing around his head. Instead, his brain recorded the callus on her middle finger and the one on her thumb. Yet her hands were still soft, still feminine.

Perhaps he was building up an immunity to her passion potion.

“Sloan Dugan, recently of Holly, Arizona, and temporary accounting professor.” He tugged his hand free and wiped it on his pants before flattening his palm on the floor. No point taking any chances. His heated flesh cooled as he pushed to his feet, dragging his bag with him. The feel of her lingered.

“It’s a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Dugan.” She plucked his hat oð the floor and brushed at the tread marks on the brim. “What have you been told about Amores?”

A pop quiz? Now? Well, he was in school. Unfortunately, he’d always developed a crush on his teachers. Perhaps a little distance would help. Clearing his throat, he retreated to the first row of desks and hoisted his bag onto the marble surface. What had she asked? Amores.

“Um, I know that it’s the physical manifestation of love on Earth.”

“Not just love—passionate love between sexual partners.” Red tinged her olive-toned skin, and she brushed harder at his hat.

His favorite hat. If she kept that up, she’d wear the felt clean

away. Clean. Images of her in a bath, wearing nothing but wa- ter, soap bubbles, and his hands intruded. His legs twitched. No way was he moving closer to her, not for a hat, not for all the eggnog at Christmas. Maybe it wasn’t her touch. Maybe it was her breath. Hadn’t she just mentioned passion and sex?

“Mr. Dugan?”

“Um, Sloan. Call me…” For a good time. He scrubbed his hand down his face. Focus, man. “Sloan.” Thank Kris Kringle that thought had connected. Now, what had she been saying? “Right. Amores is everything Valentine’s Day.”

“It’s a little more than that.”

Setting his hat on the desk, she glanced up, looking first at him then at the fresco on the wall. Glancing right, he followed her line of sight. A woman with butterfly wings waved at him from the painting. Holy nutcrackers! He stumbled a few paces before getting his feet under him.

“She moved!” He pointed to the illustration of the woman, who was now blowing kisses at him. “The painting. It…It…”

He rubbed his eyes. Maybe this was a side eðect of travel- ing here.

“Psyche and Cupid can inhabit any depiction of themselves.” Alessa blew a kiss back at the fresco. “It’s their way of making sure we’re spreading the love so the Earth doesn’t die.”

“Yeah. Okay.” He glanced over his shoulder. A tapestry on the wall fluttered before the threaded face winked at him. Get a grip, Dugan. Was this really so diðerent from flying rein- deer and animals talking at midnight on Christmas Eve? He shook out his hands. He’d have to remember to check the bathrooms before using the facilities. “I, uh, did read about them—Cupid and Psyche, I mean—before I came.”

“I’m not sure what it’s like in the Christmas village, but here, the myths change according to popular beliefs.”

“Holly.” Sloan turned back to face Alessa. “We’re one of many Christmas villages that act as way stations for Santa’s big night. And we have changing myths, too. Sometimes, we even have a sleigh propelled by a jet engine instead of reindeer.”

He didn’t know who it depressed more, him or his fam- ily’s herd.

“It is rather disconcerting when things change so drasti- cally.” Sighing, she tugged the hem of her T-shirt over her hips. “You should know that the gods have acquired telepathy. Psy- che, Cupid and their daughter Voluptas can read your thoughts and magnify those feelings.”

He spun on his heel and faced the tapestry. The gods were in his head? They must have caused the erotic thoughts. Was that a sign telling him to romance Alessa?

The fabric didn’t twitch or raise an eyebrow. He squeezed his eyes shut. Maybe if he asked mentally he’d get an answer.

— Do you want me to court Alessa?

He opened one eye then the other. The fabric face hadn’t changed.

“Are you sure they can hear our thoughts?”

“Not all of them, just the ones relating to passion and de- sire.”

Fabric rustled behind him. Steel plated his ribs, and he labored for breath. She was coming closer; he could feel her body heat and the warm floral scent emanating from her skin. Sweat beaded his upper lip. Could falling in love again really be so easy?

After six months of charming Claire, entrancing her with his wit and enticing her with his success, he had finally gotten one date, then another. Then the Dugan Curse had kicked in and…

He rubbed his temples. Maybe love was only easy because he was here. In Amores. Maybe it wasn’t love at all but lust. Love could just be a made-up construct pulled out of the col- lective human consciousness. He resisted the urge to tug on the tight fabric cradling his erection. The lust was real enough.

Alessa sat down on the desk next to him. The smiley faces on her tennis shoes took turns grinning up at him with each swing of her feet.

“While your rocket Santa sleigh probably comes from movies, the gods’ telepathy derives from the erotic literature market. And it must be pretty big, because the gods are more powerful than they’ve been in centuries.”

“Sugar cookies!” He plowed his hand through his hair. How was a man supposed to know if the thoughts were his or some gods’ manipulation? He would not be someone’s toy. Not again.

“If that’s a euphemism for a shorter word beginning with an S and rhyming with hit, then I agree.”

“How do you live here?” How could he stay? Every time he saw a picture of Cupid or Psyche, they could be planting come-hither thoughts about the butcher, the baker or the can- dlestick maker. That couldn’t lead him to real love, could it?

“Very carefully.” She nudged his shoulder. “I’m telling you this because they know about your broken engagements. You’re probably a challenge to them. And they can’t resist a challenge. Whichever god finds you a mate will have bragging rights for a decade.”

He straightened, breaking contact with her just as the Alessa in his thoughts traced his happy trail almost to the end.

“Uh.” The images faded. Either the gods were toying with him, or he was getting better control over his thoughts. Some- how, he suspected the former more than the later. “Is that why I was hired? Because of my broken engagements?’

He’d only disclosed it because he’d hoped to win the posi- tion. But if that information had put a target on his back, maybe he should have been more careful about what he’d wished for. He could live with another six months of whispers, innuendo and pity.

Sticking his hands in his pockets, he jingled the handful of euros.

But he wanted to fall in love.
Didn’t he?
Sure, he did. Yet, falling in love and being the prey in a

game for a bunch of immortals were two completely diðerent things.

“I’m sure that’s not the case.” Alessa moved her hands behind her back, but not before he saw her middle finger shift over her index one.

“Did you just cross your fingers?”

She blushed. How far down her body did the redness travel? What would it take to find out? Damn. He was doing it again. Or the gods were doing it to him. A headache pulsed at the base of his skull.

“Maybe.” Jumping off the desktop, she strode over to him. “I think your marital status may have swung the board’s vote in your favor. But they wouldn’t have hired you if your skills didn’t fill a void at the university. No one here can teach ac- counting or e-commerce. Thanks to commercialization, our time exposed to outsiders expands every year. We need to learn to keep our village from drawing too much attention.”

“That’s something.” Talk about a stripped bone thrown to a mongrel dog. But he’d take it. His pride had been AWOL since the Claire meltdown.

When Alessa was about two feet away, Sloan sidled to the right. Distance seemed to be the safest bet with her and her gods. Feigning interest in the spears, he moved, placing the desk between them.

“So, how did you get stuck with me?”
“I didn’t get stuck with you. I volunteered.”
She ran her fingers along the strap of the book bag resting

on the teacher’s desk. The hair on his arms stirred. She’d been staring at him the whole time, but now she looked away. Had his experience with Claire made him extra suspicious, or was she hiding something?

“Why? Are you interested in opening up a website?”

“No.” Licking her lips, she tucked a lock of hair behind her ear before unbuckling her bag. The flap slapped the top as she opened and closed it. “You just broke up with your fiancée. I don’t think you should be hounded into a relationship unless you’re ready.”

Now his hair stood at attention. Why would a woman who taught at Cupid University seem distrustful of love? He rubbed his arms. More than challenges, he loved mysteries.

And Alessa Lombard was a mystery in a gorgeous package.

He searched his thoughts. Yep, that was him thinking and not the gods putting ideas in his head.

“How would that work, exactly?”

The muscles of her neck worked as she swallowed. When she dragged in a deep breath, the letters on her shirt danced over her pert breasts.

“I’ll tell my sister that I’m…interested…in you.” Her fin- gers tightened on the strap until it folded in half. “Word would get around, and some of the more rabid believers in love and desire would leave you alone.”

Irritation danced over his skin. Okay, he might not have six- pack abs or be as good-looking as his brothers, but there was no call to act like being attracted to him was the same as being oðered a blindfold and a last cigarette.

The euros bit into his palm. What would she do if he took her up on her oðer? Or, gods forbid, touched her? Wouldn’t it be fun to find out how far she’d go to keep up the pretense? Would she hold his hand in public? Kiss him? Caress him?

His blood heated. No way! He pounded the notion out of his head. He’d just left one relationship built on lies. He didn’t plan to start a fake one based on the same shaky foundation.

“That sounds like a plot of a chic- flick. A bad chick-flick.” Which said a lot, since none of his exes had dragged him to a good one in the last fifteen years. Dropping the coins, he crossed his arms across his chest. “I came to Amores to fall in love. And that’s exactly what I plan to do.”

Color fled her cheeks, and her brown eyes blazed with fear.

“But you just broke up with someone. I thought you wanted to see what true love looked like, not find it for yourself!”

He set his jaw. “And just what is wrong with me that makes you think I’m not worthy of love?”

Her mouth opened then closed.
“You! Nothing is wrong with you. I—”
Knocking cut oð her words. Sloan whirled around before

retreating. A woman stood in the doorway. Sugar cookies! Was it the gods messing with his mind, or could he really see her nipples through the gauzy material of her gown?

Catching his eye, she ran her hand down her side, stop- ping on her thigh. Her bare thigh. The creamy expanse was exposed by the large slit in her dress.

He didn’t need to be a god to read her thoughts.

“Ah, Alessa, I thought I heard you talking.” She licked her lips while her gaze skimmed down his chest and settled on his groin. “And who is this?”

Sloan’s mouth went dry, and his muscles coiled. Talk about a miscalculation. He’d come here to find love, but in Amores, love stalked people, shot them with arrows, then bagged and tagged ‘em.

And he’d just become an eight-point buck during hunting season.

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If a Man’s Home is his Castle, why did he pick the toilet as his Throne?

Birds do it. Bees do it and, yes my brother can personally confirm that even the bears in the woods do it.

Now before your mind sinks any further into the gutter, let me just say I was talking about pottying. Not potting as my iMac keeps trying to correct, cuz that would just be weird. They are not the Lorax, after all.

But I’m slightly off topic.

There came a time, 29 years after our house was built, that all good things must come to an end and so it was with the outdated bathroom.

It started with a flathead screwdriver to remove most of the floor tile then leapt up to a pry bar and hammer because some things don’t want to move.

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Lovely vintage 1980s bathroom. The mirror broke in two big pieces because someone had used liquid nail to keep it up. Lots of giant black boogers clinging to the wall and a few soul searches on google to see if we could get them off without stripping out the drywall. Oddly enough, so much time had gone by  we were able to flake off most of it.

The toilet was an easy removal but alas the shut off valve under the sink wouldn’t turn, not even a bit and so the sink sat there until we could call upon our friendly neighbor, who happened to be a plumber.

While waiting, we tackled the tile on the walls. The came off easy enough with a screwdriver, but then we noticed the cement board underneath.

According to the internet, this was good. See you could just unscrew/pick out the nails and the board and tiles would just come off. Easy peasy. Right. Apparently the lying two-faced fatheads didn’t know the lunatics that installed the tile in our bathroom. You see the sadistic puppies layered on 3/4 of a inch of cement onto chicken wire that had been attached to the wall by no less than one million staples (slight exaggeration, I think it was only 999,999 staples).

Of course to find this out, my husband and I pounded on the wall with hammers to the laughter of the tilers. Finally, I brought out the sledge hammer and swung for the bleachers.

Pictures flew off the while. I’m not sure where the covering for the doorbell ringer is. The dog hid under the desk for days. And the cats gathered together in my office to see if the time was ripe for a household coup.

Then my loving, nearly departed husband asked at me to stop because I was gonna destroy the drywall behind the cement board. I’m not sure if it was the tick, the foam in my mouth or the glint in my eye but a heartbeat later he said to continue. I managed to pull one end of the chicken wire down

And this is when we learned the truth of the matter.

For the cruel pleasure of it, the demon tilers staggered said chicken wire so the edges met somewhere along the back of the shower stall not in the corners. With the help of pruning sheers, we cut, pulled and swore at the thing until we pulled it free. I could have wrestled with a sabertooth tiger and had less scratches.

The next day, we finished with Nick swinging the sledge hammer. We trimmed up the edges of the drywall, then took out the tub.

The plumber came over while I went to the chocolate affaire. He, my husband and son moved our brand spanking new cast iron tub into the bathroom and set it in place. Easy, right? No, there was a difference in the drain levels so he had to chip out the concrete and set new stuff. Took him about 4 hours.

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He also replaced the shutoff valves, so we were able to remove the sink.

Then the new tilers came and began work on installing the new stuff.

Three days later, this is what we had:

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OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAWe thought about installing the sink that we picked out but realized it wouldn’t fit. Worse, our plumber informed us that it wouldn’t be up to code as the vanity would be too close to the toilet.

And so began our search for a 42″ vanity. Which I found online and ordered, but it’ll take 5 weeks to arrive, apparently the tree isn’t tall enough to chop down yet. So for now, I have a bathroom with a toilet and shower but no sink.

Stayed tuned for more of our game of Thrones and the pics of the final, finished bathroom in 4 weeks, 3 days and 6 hours. Not that I’m counting…

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Redaction, Part iV, chapter 4

Chapter 4

“Everybody dies.” Knees sinking in the dirt, Harlan waited for Bastard to strike, left foot jiggling in time to his racing heart. Today was Bastard’s expiration date. Harlan just wished the guy would hurry it up.

“I’ll cut out your tongue first.” Bastard’s buzzard-like fingers clawed at his side.

No doubt looking for the knife bulging in his pocket. Harlan hoped the fool looked down. He just needed a heartbeat.

“Save some for us, boss.” Directly in front of him, the two thug-uglies stooped to strip the valuables off Dennis’s corpse.

“Nice to know you care.” Keeping his eyes locked with Bastard’s, Harlan waited.  His stomach fluttered as if he’d swallowed a dying bird. Come on. Look for your pathetic knife. You know you want to.

As if hearing the thought, Bastard’s attention cut to his pant leg.

Harlan flexed his forearms. A spring clicked. Movement whispered over the leather straps wrapping his skin half a second before warm metal filled his palms.

Bastard leaned to the right, catching his tongue between his teeth, and his hand disappeared in the deep pant pocket.

Harlan wrapped his fingers around the hilt of the knife in his left hand. With an upward thrust, he drove the blade into the soft tissue under Bastard’s chin and through his palate. Blood frothed from the man’s mouth then life blinked out of his eyes.

The enemies at ten and four o’clock paused.

Oblivious, the twin thug-uglies engaged in a tug-of-war over a gold bracelet.

The enemy at four o’clock blinked. Red flooding his lean features, he bared his yellow teeth and started forward.

Nice of them to prioritize his targets. Warm liquid trickled over Harlan’s fingers. Releasing the impaled head, he flipped the other knife, pinching the blade between his thumb and forefinger. He flicked his wrist. The knife landed with a watery splat in his left eye.

Shock slid over his target’s face. His enemy fell to his knees before planting his face in the ground and lay still.

His target at ten o’clock shook his head and lurched forward.

Well, hell. He was all out of knives to greet the scumbag. Guess an arrow would have to do. In one smooth motion, Harlan dropped and somersaulted backward. When he came up, the dead man running was five feet away. Harlan pulled the trigger as soon at the crossbow’s stock touched his shoulder.

The arrowhead pierced the man’s throat, stopping halfway out the back. He gurgled and raked his neck. The black fletching on the end of the shaft quivered before he pitched forward. Upon impact, the arrow snapped in two with a loud crack.

The noise caught the thug-uglies’ attention. Their beady eyes scanned the camp before targeting him.

Harlan leapt to his feet. They were too close for him to reload twice and shoot them. Besides, they might be too stupid to fall when they were hit. “Can’t stop and play boys, gotta run.”

Turning on his heel, he plunged into the shrubs. Branches tugged at him. Please don’t follow. Please don’t follow.

The thud of footfalls ended his prayers.

Obviously the thug-uglies had a death wish. Zig-zagging around scraggly bushes, he plucked an arrow from the quiver under the crossbow’s curved limb. Dropped it. Shit. He reached for another.

A sapling’s trunk snapped behind him.

Great, the assholes didn’t need to run around the plants like ordinary folks; they could plow right through them. His fingers shook when he loaded the arrow into the flight groove. It slid home on the third try.

Branches crackled to his left and right.

Sweat beaded Harlan’s upper lip. Well wasn’t that just the cherry on his day. They were trying to outflank him. Guess a few brain cells had survived a crushing death by their rolls of muscle. Now for the hard part—arming the crossbow.

Doubling over, he ducked under a low pine bough. In the darkness, he slammed his back against the trunk. Stepping on the metal cocking stirrup, he grabbed the string and pulled it into the latch. Setting his finger on the trigger, he cupped the foregrip.

Now he just needed a target.

His breath echoed in the shell of his ears. Where were the thug-uglies? They had to be close. Fractured moonlight lit the carpet of brown pine needles. But the nearby woods stood still. For such big guys, they moved quietly. Too quietly for his skin. Why couldn’t they crash about like drunks soaked in potato ale?

A pop sounded to his left.

Harlan smiled. The sight of his weapon tracked his eyes’ motion. All but one shadow writhed when a gust of wind shook the trees. He aimed for the circle at the top then paused and checked his supply of arrow.

No spares. Today just wasn’t his day. Killing one would not get him out of this fix. The spare would just hunt him down and rip him limb from limb. He needed one muscle-head incapacitated enough so his twin would stay with him.

Harlan didn’t want to end his night dead.

Lowering the barrel, he aimed for the widest part of the shadow. Another twig snapped to his right. He froze, processing the sound. His heart picked up tempo. His current target was closer and still—a golden opportunity. Be a shame to waste it.

His finger tightened on the trigger. But a chest shot wouldn’t stop the thug-uglie from chasing him.

The arrow hummed through the darkness before finding a home in his victim’s meaty thigh.

A howl reverberated through the woods. Moments later, the darkness creeping across the ground swallowed him.

“Quinn?” Shouted the thug-ugly on his right.

Quinn? What kind of name was that for a man who could probably crush a human skull between his hands? Lowering the crossbow to his side, Harlan flattened against the pine’s trunk. Bark scratched his jacket and pattered against the ground.

“Here,” called the shadows on the left.

“You get him?”

Hell no! Harlan was alive and well. A situation he planned to maintain for the foreseeable future. His eyes strained in the darkness. Where was the other one?

“He got me.”

“Bad?”

Harlan held his breath. Quinn crept ten feet away from him. Light sparked off the oversized curved blade in his hand. Figured the meat puppet would have a big knife. He probably needed it to compensate for something infinitely smaller—his smarts.

“Can’t walk,” the injured thug groaned.

Craning his neck to keep the other man in sight, Harlan eased around the trunk. He’d backtrack to the observation camp, retrieve his favorite throwing knives then rejoin his men. The meat puppets wouldn’t expect that.

A cloud scuttled in front of the moon, tossing a black veil over the forest. No way could he move now. He’d most likely fall and break his neck.

Grunting and cursing followed the brothers’ reunion.

“We gonna go after him?”

Harlan rolled his eyes. Good luck with that. They’d never catch him again.

“Nah.” Quinn didn’t bother hushing his movements as his brother hefted him to his feet. “We gotta report to the big boss. He ain’t gonna be none too happy about the thief gittin’ away.”

Harlan stiffened. He wasn’t a damned thief. What these bastards gave wasn’t theirs in the first place. Silver bars of moonlight skimmed across the forest. Harlan watched the thug-uglies walk/hop in the opposite direction of the observation camp. He loved it when the enemy cooperated with his plan.

“This is all Thurman’s fault. He shouldn’t have tried to kill the fucker.”

Yeah, he should have offered me ale and bread. That would have been a nice change from the ‘I’m gonna kill you’ routine. Harlan turned away then stopped.

“Now that we knows what he looks like, we’ll get him when he comes to town.”

His grip tightened on the crossbow. When they put it that way maybe he’d be better off taking them out now. He mentally smacked himself. Of course, he’d be better off. But he was out of arrows.

They would live. For now.

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Harlan ghosted over the spongey ground. Vermin scrambled in the underbrush. Overhead the moon neared the Western horizon. Retrieving his throwing knives had taken longer than he expected. Gold weighted his pockets. The Thug-Uglies hadn’t been too thorough in their search of Dennis’s body and they hadn’t touched their compatriots at all. Their loss was his gain. Well, not his precisely, more like Dennis’s widow’s. If she was still alive.

His thighs ached as he climbed the last ridge, and his lungs heaved from running. Once he gathered his men, he would track the ‘Viders in the soft ground near the river. He and his men could still free the tributes, hand Dennis’s widow the gold, then shuttle everybody north. Easy.

Topping the rise, he slowed to a walk. The smell of charred meat hit him first. His stomach shot acid into his mouth. No! Not his men.

They knew the rules.

They wouldn’t be cooking food or having a fire. Not when the enemy was so close.

He sprinted down the slope. Branches slapped him, leaving cuts and welts on his hide. They had to be alright. Gulping oxygen, he burst into the clearing and tripped. His knees dug into a squishy belly right as his hands splashed into a pile of cold entrails. The impact rattled his teeth. He swallowed the throw-up in his mouth and glanced back.

Johnson. Not even old enough to shave. Liberated on Harlan’s raid two years back.

Shaking off the globs sticking to his fingers, he rose to his feet and skulked deeper into the camp.

A severed arm lay next to a bloody lean-to. The scar tissue over the missing pinky finger seemed almost obscene. Hernandez. A wily ol’ coot missing most of his teeth and now divided into six pieces. Liberated four years ago.

Staked over a smoldering fire a body smoked. New boots shone from the untouched feet. Garcia. His mouth opened in a silent scream. Wife, three kids stolen by the ‘Viders three years ago.

Harlan closed the dead man’s eyes before walking on.

Cooke lay beyond Garcia wearing a blood bib from a sliced throat. Flesh boiled off his hands, stewing in a greasy pot of water.

Metal girded Harlan’s chest. He picked a path through his men’s belongings, searching for the last one. Maybe Frost had escaped. He’d been at Harlan’s side for ten years now, searching for his own stolen family. Frost was cunning, smart. If anyone could survive this ambush, he could.

Please. Please. Please. Beyond a second lean-to, Harlan caught a flash of pale skin. His stomach dropped.

Frost swung from a pine branch. Naked. Gutted. Genitals mutilated. Wire cut deep into his neck, nearly severing his head.

Fists clenched. Muscles shaking, Harlan dropped to his knees. His jaw dropped and he screamed his rage silently at the night. God. The universe. Hot liquid streaked his cheeks. His nose dripped, tainted his mouth with the taste of death.

Later, when a rat darted out to sniff a corpse, he rose to his feet. Scanning their scattered supplies, he spied the shovel, staggered over and picked it up.

“Git!” He swung at the rat. Missed but the vermin retreated to the tree line to watch with red eyes.

“You’re not getting them.” Planting the spade’s tip into the ground, he stomped on the side and shoved the metal deep. “And I’m not giving up.”

He pitched the dark earth to the side and continued digging. Shovelful by shovelful,he repeated his vows.

He would find his friends’ stolen family members.

He would free his sister from the ‘Viders.

Marking off the shallow grave, he added a new pledge. He would find the bastards responsible for this slaughter.

And he would kill anyone who stood in his way.

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That’s Amores, Chapter 1

Here is a sneak peak at my latest release, That’s Amores. Enjoy!

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Chapter One

Alessa Lombard lowered the crossbow into the display case;

her students’ voices echoed through the halls before fading away. For a moment, the songs of birds drifted indoors. Arriv- ing with them was the pungent smell of wet cobblestones. Clos- ing her eyes, she let the stillness fill her. She loved these mo- ments when the spring semester brimmed with hope and pos- sibility.

Behind her, soft-soled sandals snicked across the tiled floor. She stiffened. None of her students wore sandals to class, which could only mean someone from the council had come to harass her again. Her fingers tightened on the wooden stock before slipping to the lead-tipped bolt lying on the green velvet.

“You’re not wise to bring up my marital status when I’m surrounded by weapons.”

“I’d heard the Consiglio Comunale has been hounding you to put your name in the lottery this Valentine’s Day, but I didn’t believe it.” Lia Lombard Trancredo sighed.

Spinning, Alessa faced her adopted sister. Her shoulders relaxed. Not the council after all.

“You set a bad precedent by entering last year.”

Now, the city council had ordered all single women over twenty had to enter the love lottery. Suddenly, being single was a crime. Especially for a Lombard.

At thirty-one, she enjoyed her life as a spinster, and she planned to enjoy it a lot longer. A lifetime longer. She just needed to find a way around the council’s short-sighted ruling and keep her name out of that stupid lottery.

Alessa rolled her shoulders, breaking tension’s grip. Not that she’d even told her beloved sister about her plan.

“It turned out well.” Beaming, Lia patted her round belly, pressing against her green stola and matching tunica. Her very pregnant stomach smoothed the long front pleats of her dress. Peacock blue thread embroidered the neckline and hem, while matching gold butterfly fibulae clasped the emerald silk at her shoulders. With ringlets of brown hair cascading from the laurel wreath on her head, she was the epitome of fashion. First cen- tury ACE Roman fashion, that is. Perfect for a town locked in time to serve the deities of love, Cupid and Psyche.

Alessa plucked at her faded Cupid University T-shirt be- fore smoothing the pink fabric over her faded blue jeans. Ah, well, she wasn’t dealing with the tourists invading their quiet Tuscana village. She was teaching her students how to shoot love arrows at lonely hearts.

And speaking of the ever-present gods…

The fresco on the wall behind Lia shimmered, and Psyche stepped onto the balcony of her palace on the hilltop. Her blue- and-gold butterfly wings beat softly as she set her elbow on the railing and rested her chin on her palm. A chill snaked down Alessa’s spine. The gods were up to something—usually some- thing irritating to mortals.

She plucked at her shirt again. Given how Cupid and Psy- che had been staring at her lately, maybe she shouldn’t have worn a shirt with a bull’s-eye on the back.

Lia cleared her throat and caressed her belly again. “Don’t you think the lottery went well for me?”

Alessa jerked her attention from the goddess on the painted hill and focused on her sister.

“Yes, of course I do. You and Dante have loved each other since forever.”

That’s why their marriage worked. Well, that, and the gods had lent a hand by scooping the scrap of paper with Lia’s name on it out of the urn and plastering it against her future husband’s chest. Hard to miss those signs.

The love lottery was fine for everyone except her—her Lom- bard blood would taint any match made by the gods. She shut down the thought.

“You could have the same thing.” Lia smiled before care- fully lowering herself onto a seat behind a student’s marble desk. The oak chair creaked as it adjusted to her weight. “Love. A hus- band. Children.”

“Don’t start.” Blinking back tears, Alessa pushed away from the crossbow case and paced the marble floor. She could never have those things. Not without paying a horrible price. “The entire village of Amores has marriage fever—my mar- riage, not anyone else’s.” She milked her fingers before stomp- ing to the blackboard at the front of the rectangular room. “The Consiglio Comunale has even threatened my job here at the university.”

She slapped the eraser against the surface. A puff of chalk dust rose just as she inhaled; her eyes watered, and she coughed. Gods, she’d be so happy when the new computerized boards were installed.

“I thought the council only had authority over Amores and the surrounding farms, not the university,” Lia protested.

“Sindaco Mezzerti is of the opinion that unless he is ex- pressly forbidden from doing so by the Cupid charter the mayor has authority.” The fathead! She chucked the eraser onto the metal ledge under the blackboard. It bounced off, and a small white plume marked its landing on the floor.

Lia snorted.

“That’s certainly a turnaround from last year.” Wooden chair legs scraped the marble tile. “He couldn’t stop quoting it chap- ter and verse when he was trying to banish me.”

Stooping, Alessa scooped up the eraser and placed it on the chalk-dusted ledge.

“I think he wants me banished.”

Never to return. Gone. Her heart thumped hollowly in her chest. If she let it happen, she’d be disappointing hundreds of generations of Lombards. Yet, she’d also be free of living in a village of happily married people. Stop being the beloved aunt but never a mother. Maybe she’d even find warm arms to hold her on a winter’s night.

From the corner of her eye, she watched Psyche blowing bubbles from the frescoed balcony. The pink bubbles morphed into heart shapes bearing Alessa’s face paired with one of the men from the village.

She shuddered. Hades, the gods were targeting her. At least in the village she could see them before they struck. In the out- side world, she’d receive no such warning.

Then again, she might escape the Lombard family curse. Maybe leaving would be worth it. And she could have chil- dren. She did want bambinos. So much, at times, that she al- most regretted her decision to stay single.

Almost.

“I doubt you’ll be banished.” Lia slipped off her sandals and propped her swollen feet on the chair she’d turned. Lean- ing forward as far as her belly allowed, she rubbed the red welts cutting her pale skin. “The Lombards are the original signers of the charter. I think it’s more likely the mayor wants you mar- ried and producing babies so the next generation of Lombards will be assured.”

If it was just a matter of producing babies, she could visit one of the sperm banks on the outside. With a turkey baster as a father, she wouldn’t have to worry about the curse. Wouldn’t that knot the city council’s togas in unpleasant places?

But it wouldn’t spare her children the Lombard curse. It had to end with her.

On the fresco, Psyche dropped her bottle of bubble soap. A red aura surrounded her lithe frame, and her butterfly wings snapped flat. Gods! She’d forgotten the goddess could hear her thoughts.

Just kidding.
Psyche’s aura dimmed to pink.
Keeping her in sight, Alessa strode across the room to sit

on the chair beside her sister.
“They don’t need me for that. You’re already well on your way.”

Lia’s sigh swirled through her bangs.
“I’m not a Lombard by blood.”
The Consiglio Comunale did have a bloodline fetish. Still,

Zephyrus, the west wind, had rescued Lia from the crash that killed her biological parents then carried her to Amores. Alessa’s parents had planned to adopt the infant, but their fighting had delayed it again and again until they, too, had died.

She nudged Lia’s shoulder.
“You’re family in all the ways that matter.”
“So Dante tells me.” Lia rested her head on Alessa’s shoul-

der. “Of course, he also says I’ve inherited your stubbornness.” Soft hair tickled Alessa’s chin. Kissing her sister’s head,

she inhaled the strawberry scent of shampoo
“It’s nice that he’s still complimenting you after almost a year of marriage.”

Not having Lombard blood had spared Lia the family curse. “Alessa, can I ask you something without you getting angry?” Resting her hands on her belly, Lia picked at her glittery red nail polish.

“Why would I get angry?” Alessa watched Psyche fly off her balcony. The goddess flitted across the white plaster walls, ducking behind tapestries of famous hunters before leaping into the bust of herself by the blackboard. Her marble eyes blinked.

Alessa stared. Now what mischief was the goddess plan- ning?

When Lia tilted her head to glance up at Alessa, her laurel wreath dropped over her creased forehead.

“That’s not an answer.”

Psyche’s lips thinned before they pursed. Stone grated as the bust turned to face the blackboard. A moment later, the god- dess emerged, delineated in smudged chalk. Butterfly wings fluttered, dusting the floor. She smiled as her outline grew larger. Finally, her feet rested on the bottom of the board and her curly hair brushed the top.

In mystery novels, chalk outlines signaled dead bodies. Unfortunately, gods were immortal. Not that Alessa wanted an end to love. Love was a marvelous thing. But passionate love was better for other people.

“Sure, shoot.”
Psyche conjured a bow and arrow from the chalk dust. Poor choice of words.
“Did you stay single because of me?”
What? Alessa blinked before focusing on her sister. Gods,

please tell me the council isn’t using my sister to get to me.

Lia brushed glittering crimson flakes off her belly.

“I mean, you raised me when you should have been out looking for your mate.”

“No!” Alessa’s shout bounced back at her, and she winced.

Great, now nosey Diana Grimor will come to investi- gate.

The councilwoman already stopped by daily to inquire about Alessa’s Valentine’s Day plans.

Psyche smiled from the blackboard as red chalk hearts frothed around her.

A heart-shaped slide show of every eligible bachelor in Amores was a treat compared to a visit from Diana.

“I’m single because I’ve never met the right man.” And, please, gods, I hope I never do. “It has nothing to do with you. Don’t let anyone tell you differently.”

Especially the Consiglio Comunale, image-conscious fools that they were.

Bracing her hands on the chair’s arms, Lia hoisted herself into a more vertical position and twisted to face Alessa.

“When I was little, you were always dating the handsom- est boys. They’d arrive with flowers and chocolates. Sometimes, they’d slip me one or two while Papa was interrogating them or Momma was fussing over you.

“Then, when Momma and Papa died, no one came over anymore. The flowers and candy just disappeared.”

Thank gods that was all her sister remembered. Not their parents’ constant fighting, Momma’s screeching accusations of infidelity, and Papa’s violent jealousy.

“You have nothing to do with my single state.”

But raising Lia had provided an excuse to stop pretending even to look for love. Too bad the fear she’d find it lay in her heart like Mount Etna, waiting for a chance to erupt and destroy her.

Alessa eyed Psyche, who studied her chalk fingernails.

“I didn’t think so, but…” Lia’s smile wobbled a second before sticking to her lips.

“But a thirty-one-year-old single woman in Amores is an abomination.”

Only widows and widowers were allowed to remain alone, the lucky ducks. To be unmarried in a town built on the notion of passionate love looked bad in the brochures. To be so and teach the Bow’s Arts at the very institute that spread that love throughout the world no doubt caused landslides on Mount Olympus.

“You’re certainly a rarity.” Lowering her feet to the floor, Lia peered around her belly and fished for her sandals.

“According to Sindaco Mezzerti, I’m singlehandedly de- stroying the mythos that is Amores. He claims that Cupid and Psyche have disappeared from the council’s chambers entirely.” Obviously, the mayor needed to visit the university more of- ten. The two gods were here every day. Even their daughter, Voluptas, flew through the halls once a week.

Psyche clasped a hand over her mouth, but her crinkled eyes told the story of her mirth.

“Do you think the gods are behind this sudden pressure to have you married?”

“The gods are always up to something. But no, the council has been after me to enter the drawing since I was twenty- five.” Alessa bit the inside of her cheek before saying anything the gods could construe as a challenge. “You actually gave me time to find someone.”

Not that she had looked, precisely.

She dropped to the floor and gently slid Lia’s sandals on her swollen feet then loosely tied the leather straps around her sister’s ankles. She leaned forward so a curtain of dark hair hid her face. Sometimes her sister saw too much.

“So, what are you going to do to avoid the spinster law?”

“I’ve got a plan.” One that would buy her time to think of a permanent solution.

A peek at the blackboard showed empty white smudges. The goddess had gone, and the tightness in Alessa’s chest eased. What the gods didn’t know couldn’t hurt her.

“The council actually gave me the idea.”

“Really?” Lia held out one hand and braced the other against the arm of the chair. “What is it?”

Standing, Alessa clasped her sister’s wrist. Soft, warm skin gave under her touch. At a nod from Lia, she took a deep breath and heaved. The strain burned up her back, but Lia made it up.

“You know that Signor Cerelia, the accounting professor, retired, right? Well, the university board has selected another gentleman to take his place for the rest of the year while they work through the hiring process.”

“How does that help?” Lia’s brow furrowed.

“This is the busiest time of the year.” Alessa felt the grin consume her face. It was truly a perfect plan. And given the coun- cil’s harassment, she had been afraid to share it. “You know that all the hotels and bed-and-breakfasts are full, so…” She paused savoring her victory—the rum in the tiramisu. “So, I offered the new professor a room in Lombard house. He’s going to stay with me.”

“I don’t understand.” Releasing her grip, Lia shook out the folds of her green stola.

“The Consiglio Comunale won’t dare mention their shame, also known as my single state, in front of an outsider.”

The gods would surely fall off Mount Olympus at the hor- ror. For once, the council’s archaic manners would work against them. Alessa rubbed her hands together.

“But if he’s an outsider, how will he stay once Amores disappears after the end of the month?”

Normally, the village and every citizen in it were cloaked by magic after February, leaving outsiders with vague notions and fuzzy recollections about the place and its location. In order for the school board to give themselves time, they’d found a loophole in the rule. One that benefitted her as well.

Alessa did a quick survey of the walls. No Psyche. Some- thing else was going her way.

“The new professor is from another magic town. One de- voted to Christmas.” She bounced on her heels before striding to her desk. Really, it couldn’t be more perfect.

Love for one another, not passionate love, the lucky dog. He probably didn’t have pressure to marry, nor was he likely to know about curses—just good will and generosity. She raked her hair in a ponytail and bound it with a clip off her desk. Maybe she should ask for a transfer to the Christmas village. Of course, Santa and his elves weren’t likely to want someone with bows and arrows around their reindeer.

“Why is he coming here?” Lia rubbed her lower spine.

“Rumor has it he broke off an engagement.” Perhaps he’d been so badly burned he’d be an ally against the passionate- love brigade.

She grabbed up a handful of papers and tapped the edges against her desk until they were ordered. Humor effervesced through her. Not that she wanted anyone to be unhappy, but it would be nice to have someone else who didn’t think passion was the a and zeta of love.

Lia swayed before propping herself against the teacher’s desk.

“And the Consiglio Comunale let him come to Amores to teach?”

“I know.” Alessa choked on her chuckle. Good gods, what if the board had really hired him so he could find true love? Then…

Heat flooded her cheeks. Then, she hadn’t taken advan- tage of the board’s decision; she’d been tricked by them. The notion chased itself around in her head until nausea roared at the back of her throat. Dropping the papers, she braced both hands on her desk to steady herself.

No, they wouldn’t have done that. The scandal had rocked the school, and there’d been a few hastily called council meet- ings after the news broke. She set her hand on her chest and waited for her heart to resumé a more stately rhythm.

“And it isn’t even his first broken engagement. Supposedly, there’ve been three others that ended badly.”

Sighing, she scooped up the papers and stuffed them into her leather satchel. The students she taught did a good service for humanity. She just didn’t want any part of it. Was that so wrong?

“Four broken engagements? Gods! Does he know Amores is the center of love?”

“He does.” Alessa bit her lip while buckling her bag. His reasons for coming were the sole sticky spot in her plans. “He says he needs to come here and find his faith in love. Diana Grimor is looking forward to helping him.” The cow!

She jerked her bag off the desk, felt the heavy tug on her arm. Widow Grimor liked the company of men, preferably naked men. Not that Alessa was a prude. She just wanted to make sure the new professor was around to provide a buffer between her and the matchmakers, not off being seduced by amorous widows.

“It’s sad how the death of a mate turns some people’s love into hedonism.” Lia waddled around the desk to Alessa’s side. “What if she takes him away for long weekends?”

“I can make myself scarce for a few days.” She’d done it before, especially when their parents had fought.

“What do you know about him?”

“Just his name—Sloan Dugan—and that he’ll be teaching basic business accounting. The classes are filling up, so make sure you tell Dante to enroll soon. I think that’s the real reason Mr. Dugan was allowed in. Most of us are experts in helping others find love, but we have very little practical experience. The new professor is even teaching how to run an online business.”

“Santa is everywhere on the net.” Lia scratched her stom- ach, while frowning at the fresco. “His Christmas Eve journey is even tracked by radar, and kids can email him lists instead of posting letters.”

“With the world’s population being what it is, I imagine computers require far less magic than the old-fashioned way.” Whatever that had been, but it probably involved elves. Lots of elves. Gods, what if Sloan Dugan had pointy ears and was three feet tall?

Alessa glanced at the painting. Psyche had returned to her mountaintop palace and once again blew heart-shaped bub- bles from the balcony. Next to Alessa’s image was a pointy- eared, long-nosed elf straight from the Grimm brothers’ fairy tales.

Lia shuffled toward the door but stopped as the bubble elf exploded in a shower of pink droplets.

“How old is he? What does he look like? Does he have a mustache?”

Psyche blew another bubble.

“That doesn’t matter.” Alessa poked the fresco before the heart grew too big. “All that matters is, he’ll be sympathetic to my cause because he’s just left a bad relationship.”

Psyche sniffed, tossed her hair and flew along the wall to- ward the back of the room.

“So, you’re going to live with this guy you know next to nothing about, let alone what he looks like, for months, and be with him for hours at a time, right?”

“Si.” It was the perfect cover. Perfect. Provided the gods didn’t interfere.

As if on cue, the back corner cabinet squeaked opened. Three dummy torsos wobbled before tipping out and thudding to the floor. Psyche giggled from her poster taped inside the cabinet door.

“How is that different from the love lottery?”

Alessa set her satchel on the floor by the door and walked down the aisle to the back of the room.

“Because this is just one guy who will leave in four months, not thirty guys who have lived here all their lives and have tried every line queuing up to draw a woman’s name from an urn to marry them.”

Ugh! It just didn’t bear thinking about. Especially when old Signor Sienestra was groping about.

Stooping, she throttled one dummy’s neck and worked it back into the cabinet. Psyche faded out of the poster.

Go pick on someone else for a change.

After stowing all three dummies, she slammed the cabinet and secured the latch.

“What if he’s young, handsome and virile?”

Then four women wouldn’t have let him get away. With or without magic, they would have worked that ring on his finger, even if they had to hire bouncers to hold him down. Love didn’t just make people crazy; it made them do crazy things.

“Pregnancy has affected your brain.”
“What if—”
“Excuse me.”
A man’s shadow hovered on the threshold. Lia stepped

back. Gods, how many times had tourists interrupted today? Five? Six? Some had been downright rude when she reminded them that classes were in session. Alessa shook her head and rushed to her sister’s side. Heavens only knew how outsiders treated pregnant women.

“Tours normally gather in the piazza, er, courtyard. Down the hall, first door on your right. You should find your guide there.”

Hooking the strap of her satchel, she turned toward the door and stopped so fast the soles of her sneakers squeaked. Oh, my! Talk about young, handsome, and virile.

His broad shoulders practically brushed the jambs. Cobalt blue eyes peered at her from under a lock of deep red hair. When he thumped a black Stetson against his well-formed thigh, muscles rippled under his white dress shirt.

“Actually, I’m looking for Les.” He shrugged, and that’s when she noticed it—a duffle bag slung over his shoulder.

Her stomach cramped, and her heart tripped over a beat. Oh, gods, no! Behind her, she heard a tinkle of laughter and a flutter of wings.

The man pulled out a scrap of paper. The familiar red letters C and U of the university letterhead marked the top, but it was the neatly printed words that riveted her attention.

“Les Lombard. I’m supposed to room with him for the rest of the semester.”

“What!” She snatched the paper out of his hand. Aware- ness zipped up her arm before she shook out the note. Her printing. Her address. Her name—artfully torn to leave only Les on a tab.

Lia tossed her head, ringlets danced around her shoul- ders.

“Actually, her full name is Alessa Lombard, and I’m Lia Lombard Trancredo, her sister.” She thrust out her right hand. “And I’m very pleased to meet you…Mr. Dugan, isn’t it?”

Alessa’s fist consumed the paper. No wonder the gods had stuck around. They were waiting to see the results of their trick.

“Sloan Dugan.” He hesitated a moment before accepting Lia’s hand. “And the pleasure is all mine. Do you need help getting anywhere?”

“Thank you, but I’m meeting my husband in the piazza.” Lia grinned before clearing her throat. “I’ll leave you and my sister to get acquainted.”

Alessa bit back a cry. Traitor!

Sloan Dugan stepped into the hall and accompanied Lia down the corridor before opening the door and letting her pass outside.

And he has good manners, too! Leaning against the wall, she thumped her chest before flinging the paper into the rub- bish bin. She was not going to be outsmarted by a bunch of meddling gods. She could handle this. It was no big deal.

A soft twang sounded just before a rubber-tipped arrow hit her square in the chest.

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A Chocolate Affaire to Remember

 

Have you ever wanted to be on the cover of Rolling Stone. Me either, but for this year’s Glendale Chocolate Affaire, the romance writers group I belong to decided to give folks the chance to be on the cover of a romance novel.

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Yep that’s me. Love how my white hair blends with the model’s auburn locks. Funnily enough, there were almost as many guys posing with the amazing Jimmy Thomas as women.

I was lucky enough to spend 3 days there. Friday was cold, cold, cold but it was the wind that had us reaching for the handwarmers and hot chocolate. My parents came by to visit and bought someone else’s book (thanks Mom!). But then Mr. Cerreta came by with chocolate covered strawberries and all the hurt went away. By 9pm everyone was under multiple layers of clothing and waiting for 10pm to roll around.

It rained Saturday morning, because let’s face it weathermen aren’t great prophets. But the crowds rolled out, eager for chocolate and all the fun things that the chocolate festival had to offer.

I know many folks think book signings are glamorous so here are some pictures of us on Saturday.

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Tami Vinson and NY Times best-selling author Cathy McDavid

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Marie Patrick writes historical westerns.

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Wendy Ely and AS Johnson

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Amazingly after 10years of signing, I had someone show up just to see me. They weren’t family, friends or people I paid. Honest;-). It was amazing and I think I walked on air the rest of the day.

Aside from the cold (yes, I am a wimp),  we all commented on the fact that lots of folks planned to buy our books on their nooks or kindles. Others were die-hard book in the hand kind of people. And my friend and I even convinced one woman to buy a Kindle.

Because for me, it’s not about selling books, it’s about meeting people. Especially the ones I could never write about because they’re not believable.

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