Put a Fork in It!

Yay! Our bathroom is finally finished.

Here’s kinda what it looked like starting out:

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We bought the lovely vanity from Overstock.com; the tile from Floor and Decor, the tub and toilet from Home Depot and the mirror and over the john medicine cabinet from Lowe’s online.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAI love out brushed oil faucets, towel bar, toilet roll holder and light fixture, even if the plumber says they’ll spot.

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See I told you Sienna was the new cherry.

Love the bathroom, now I just have to figure out how to keep the kids out.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAThe two brother cats have already moved in. One sleeps in the sink and the other on top of the medicine cabinet. Neither is very good at keeping the kids out:-)

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To Be Read

This is the pile that doesn’t end.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAEvery day more magazines come in.

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Why don’t I just put them into the recycle bin?

Because I paid good money for those dead trees.

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And there might be a story in there.

Somewhere…

But first I need to build a time machine so I have time to catch up on reading them:-)

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Don’t hold your breath.

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Conceived in Blood, Chapter 9, a Post-Redaction Novel

Chapter 9

Her stalker would have to attack soon. Sera bit her lip and struggled over the uneven terrain. Pine needles crunched underfoot. No point in being quiet. Her stalker certainly wasn’t. He’d crashed through trees, caused small rock slides down inclines and swore loudly. She’d heard him behind her ten minutes after crossing the river.

A good half hour ago.

Yet, he hadn’t attacked.

Nor had he called out, as was customary in the Outlands. She climbed up the ravine, keeping to higher ground and scanned her surroundings. Trees, trees and more trees. No line of sight to plan a counter-offensive or to determine their exact number.

There was definitely one closing in on her right. She swerved around a limestone boulder. The skin between her shoulder blades itched. But she couldn’t help thinking there was another stalker on the left, using the buffoon’s lumbering to disguise his movements. The random snapping of twigs and cascade of rocks grew nearer. As if on cue, a pebble skittered across her path.

Definitely not a wild animal. They tended to freeze when faced with an intruder in their home.

Sera licked her dry lips and gulped down air. Running time was almost at an end. Thankfully her newly acquired TSG-17 hung on her pack’s carabiner. She shook out her fists and reached for the weapon. Her hand wrapped around the stun-gun’s barrel before freeing it from the hook.

Thumbing off the safety, she settled her finger on the trigger. When she switched the setting to maximum stun, the weapon hummed to life. Even if the old thing only fired once, she was hardly defenseless. She had fingers to poke out eyes, legs to kick, and arms to strike.

And a knife in her boot.

Right. She could do this. She had to do this. Following the terrain, she turned around another boulder. Needles slipped underfoot when she stopped.

A man blocked her path. Black streaked his bald head. Light glinted off the curved blade in his sausage-link fingers. A coarse shirt streaked his mammoth shoulders in patches of black, brown and red.

“You’re a fine tribute.” His gaze raked her from head to toe then back up again to linger on her brown hair.

Swallowing the wad lodged in her throat, she shifted one leg behind her, raised the gun and pulled the trigger. The weapon fizzled. Well, shit. Muscle coiled around bone. When he attacked, she would use his momentum against him. With luck, she might be able to fling him into the tree trunk next to her or smash him upside the temple with the useless piece of crap in her hand.

“Tribute?” She balanced on the balls of her feet. A karate chop to the throat was out. He’d probably tuck his chin before rushing her. So she’d leap aside maybe with a kick to push him into the tree. Anything to avoid an intimate encounter with his knife.

“Your kind.” He pointed his blade at her. “Not of the blood. Weak.”

She’d show him weak. Keeping her attention locked on his, she strained to hear the other. It wouldn’t do to be blindsided. “I’m not the one who needs a knife to take on a little girl. One would think you’re compensating for something with a weapon that big.”

He narrowed his eyes and flashed yellow teeth in a snarl but didn’t rush her.

Well, damn——either the asshat was smarter than he looked, or he was too stupid to know she’d just insulted him.

A twig snapped behind her.

Shit! She’d forgotten option three. He was waiting for his buddy to attack from behind.

Baldy’s attention shifted over her shoulder.

Dropping the stun-gun, Sera dipped. Her fingers slid into her boot, brushing the hilt of her knife.

Roaring, Baldy charged.

An odd flutter sounded on her right. Black streaked in her peripheral vision before she caught sight of the arrow.

It plunged into Baldy’s chest until only the feathered end protruded. He clutched at it; his mouth fell open.

Option four. The two aren’t working together. But that didn’t exactly make the man behind her an ally. Knife in hand, Sera sprinted for the tree-line on her right. Ten feet had never seemed so far away.

Baldy pitched forward, plowed the detritus on the forest floor with his face.

“Stop!” A man shouted behind her. “Or I’ll shoot!”

Her thoughts exactly. Five feet to safety. If she could just put a tree between them… She leapt over a boulder. Two more feet.

Lightning bored into her right bicep, knocking her forward. Her toe caught on the tip of the rock and the knife fell from her hand. Diving for the rock strewn ground, she brought her hands up.

Footsteps pounded behind her.

Her right arm folded upon impact. Twisting, she smacked her head against a boulder then everything went black.

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“You can stop pretending to be asleep now.”

Sera grit her teeth and rolled onto her side. Smug bastard, wasn’t he? She fluttered her eyes as if just waking and flexed her hands and feet. Her right shoulder throbbed. Straps bit into her flesh and her skin tingled. Her nearly numb fingers brushed her rubber boot soles. Hog-tied without the slipknot noose. Today was her lucky day. Now to distract him while she worked herself free.

“I don’t believe we’ve been properly introduced.”

“No, we haven’t.” A man squatted five feet away, sharpening her knife on a grayish rectangle. Her belongings lay in piles around her flaccid pack. A black tattoo swirled like a dark flame up his neck and licked his jaw. White scar tissue embossed the design. Youth clung to his haggard face despite the age shining from his eyes. “Why don’t you start?”

She stared into his pale blue eyes. Flat. Cold. Determined. She suppressed a shudder. Looks like someone forgot to insert his soul. Still… He wasn’t her enemy. He’d killed her enemy.

Christ Almighty, ‘Viders were real.

And she’d nearly been taken by them. She wiggled her left big toe until hitting the notch. All her years in Public Relations and talking to friends from the outside hadn’t been prepared for the reality of the Outlands. If she was to survive, let alone reach Abaddon, she needed and ally. Given her choices, she nominated her ‘captor.’

She hoped he took the news well.

“I’m Sera Tahoma.” She smiled. Her introduction had covered the sounds of the blades in her soles deploying. “And you are?”

“Interested in answers.”

O—kay. So he wasn’t interested in making nice. She just needed a few minutes to get free, then she’d convince him.

“Rule twenty-two, right? Treat everyone with caution until they prove themselves trustworthy.” She shifted her hands a little. Pain seared her fleshy pad as it skimmed the knife. Clenching her jaw, she sawed at her ropes. “I know all forty-nine rules of the Outlands.”

His lips quirked before he clamped them together. Setting down the blade and sharpening stone, he picked up the stun-gun. He stroked the tin barrel before palming the grip. “What’s this?”

“A TSG-17.” Her bonds loosened.

His eyes narrowed.

“Perhaps you mean what does it do?”

He jerked his head once.

Obviously a man of few words. The straps released her hands. “I don’t suppose you will believe me if I told you that you aim the tip at your nose and pull the trigger?”

Cocking a black eyebrow, he pointed the weapon at her.

“Didn’t think so.” She hissed as blood rushed back into her fingers. Damn that hurt. Just how long had she been tied up anyway? She worked her hands until the pins and needles subsided into annoying tingles. “Can’t blame a girl for trying. I mean you have me at a disadvantage.”

His finger tightened on the trigger.

“Don’t shoot!” Shrinking into a ball, she stared at him with one eye. Just because it wasn’t charged before, didn’t mean it wasn’t now. And getting hit at maximum stun sucked ass, big time.

The corner of his mouth quirked. “If it doesn’t shoot arrows, what does it shoot?”

Relaxing, Sera worked the ropes around her ankles. They didn’t budge. Obviously, this wasn’t his first hog-tying event. She pushed on the back of her sole before slipping the knife free. Just another minute and she’d be able to impress him with her resourcefulness. “Basically staples on steroids.”

He blinked at her, dropped his attention to the gun, before pinning his attention on her.

“I don’t mean to insult you, but which word didn’t you understand?” She flexed her feet, keeping the ropes at her ankles taut.

He set the gun on the ground. “We’re gonna play a little game now.”

“Ooh, party games.” She strained at the bindings. Almost there. “Do we get hats? I love hats.”

Picking up her knife, he rose. “This is called show and tell. You tell me what I want to know or I’ll show you your insides.”

She blinked this time.  Her heart battered her breastbone. Since he’d saved her from the ‘Vider wasn’t he supposed to be a good guy? She quickly unwound the bonds from her ankles and took stock. While her boots had prevented the circulation from being cut off, her offensive would be severely hampered by her time in this position.

“That’s not the way I was taught how to play show and tell.”

“My knife. My rules.” Advancing, he twirled the blade between his nimble fingers.

“Technically, that’s my knife.” Think, Sera, think. Once he was near enough, she’d take him down. Either he would agree to help her, or she would hog-tie him and find her own way to Abaddon.

To hide her severed ropes, she rolled a little onto her back. Pain ricocheted around her head and she vomited a little in her mouth.

“True.” He stopped by her knees. “And since you kept it all nice and sharp for me, I’ll let you decide where you wish to have a little extra flesh trimmed first——thighs, arms, belly or chest.”

Son of a bitch! “Are you saying I’m fat?”

She was so not fat. That was muscle, whoop-your-ass muscle. Oooh, she would enjoy knocking the ego out of him. She shifted her weight. She would drill his foot with her knife then kick him in the testicles. When he bent over, she would pile-drive her elbow in his back and make him eat dirt.

His lips bubbled before he turned his head and he coughed.

Sera’s grip tightened on the knife. He had better not be laughing at her. His life depended upon it.

Clearing his throat, he turned back to her. “Choose or I will.”

She shrugged. Since he wasn’t going to get a chance to use her own knife against her… “Arms then.”

Now move within striking distance and let’s end this.

As if hearing her thoughts, he stayed planted by her bent knees. “Where are you from?”

Her toes tapped against the insides of her boots. “Dark Hope.”

His face flushed and a vein throbbed at his temple.

That was an odd reaction. Most folks were relieved and grateful to be in Dark Hope. All the Outlanders she’d talked to considered it a beacon of civilization and a gateway to a better life. Why was this man different?

“How did you get here?” He strained the words through his clenched teeth.

She sifted through the garble. Really, he should speak more clearly if he planned to interrogate folks on a regular basis. “I fell from the sky.”

Adjusting the hold on the knife, he jerked his head once. “So be it.”

Finally. She tensed. Just another two feet.

He paused and cocked his head. Nostrils flaring, he faced the breeze. “Anyone else fall from the heavens with you?”

She rolled her eyes. Did she look like an angel? She could lie, lure him closer. But she was evolved, better than such a base nature. “I was pushed out of an airship, not the pearly gates.”

He glared at her for a moment. “Sit tight.”

Before she could respond, he turned on his heel and sprinted away.

Well, that was just rude! He’d deprived her of whooping his ass. Licking her dry lips, she sat up and sipped from her canteen. Capping it, she stretched her legs and uninjured arm.  Ahh,that felt good. Holding up her right arm, she brushed the leaves and dirt off the wound.

That would have to be tended later, where there was a little time and distance between then. Now to gather her supplies and skedaddle. Grabbing her pack, she opened it and raked everything inside. Brown pine needles broke off in the zipper as she shut it.

Shrugging into the pack, she stood. Her legs trembled but held. Since the ‘Vider had come from the south, she would head north. The better to escape you, my dear. She took a shaky step forward. Then another.

A scream raised the hair on her nape.

Holy shit! The idiot had ran away to rescue another woman. She couldn’t allow that, not after he’d saved her life. Spinning on her heel, she headed south. The knife slipped against her palm.

Rule thirteen, she owed him and would pay him back.

Removing her googles from her pack, she slipped them on her nose and switched the readout to Infrared. His tracks glowed white and yellow against the blue ground.

Another scream punctured the air.

It ended abruptly.

Oh, Lord, that can’t be good. Sera picked up her speed. Please, let me be on time. Please. The footprints veered to the right and she zigged toward them.

Voices drifted on an air current. Two males. One higher pitched than the other. A father and son, perhaps? What about the woman? She slowed and ducked behind a tree trunk of a tree. The trail ended at a bush. Was the sunlight flooding the clearing covering it or was he crouched inside the vegetation?

Pine needles rained down on her before a weight brushed her backpack. A hand seized hers, smashed it against the trunk. Once. Twice. On the third time, her hand opened and she dropped the knife. Strong arms wrapped around her before the hand released her wrist and clamped over her mouth. Her glasses fell to the ground.

She rammed her elbow into his stomach, head-butted him and raked her heels down his shins.

His hold loosened.

Pressing her advantage, she stomped on his instep.

He swore under his breath.

She stopped. Christ, it was Mr. Talkative.

“Don’t make a sound or we’re both dead.”

“‘Viders?” The word was acid in her throat. There was still a chance she’d been mistaken about her stalker’s identity.

“Yeah, twelve o’clock.” He jerked his head toward a clearing.

She eased her left boot forward. Peeking down, she spied her glasses. That should snap under her weight. She kicked it aside. She crept closer.

He pantomimed her movements. The clearing came into view.

As did the girl’s body splayed in the center.

Bile surged into Sera’s mouth.

The scene told the grisly story. A bloodied rock lay in a crimson pool near the girl’s crushed in skull. A boy, maybe eight years old, lay face down in the mud. Sunshine beat down on the pale scalp. An arrow with black fletching stuck out of his back.

Blood pounded in her ears and her vision narrowed. Who the hell had shot a child in the back? Kids were for protecting, not murdering. She stretched out along the ground.

He lay next to her.

“Stiletto?”

Oh, God. It was another boy. Would this one die too? She had to do something. Her muscles twitched. She had to wait for an opportunity to strike. She released his arm and relaxed. “He’s around here somewhere.”

Another man? Sera strung the new information together. Was the man a murderer or a friend?

“I just hope he hasn’t finished his tribute.” The man again. Closer. “If you’re gonna learn how to keep ’em in line, it best you learn from family.”

The man next to her parted a few branches until a thin green screen separated them from the clearing. “Watch.”

“Pa’s already been teaching me.” The boy stepped from the shadows. He blinked at the bright light before shielding his eyes. Scabs dotted the pale skin where his hair had recently been shaved off. In his left hand, he held a short pole attached to a shiny scythe. “I’ve practiced twice on our dinner.”

“Twice, huh?” His companion stood on the edge between shadow and light. A hulk of a man with no discernible features.

Fear trickled down her spine. Something was not right.

“Yep, I gots to keep all the hair, too.” The boy fingered his black woven belt before wading into the tall grass. “Stiletto said I could practice on his tribute.”

“You best hurry up then.” Light winked in the darkness before the man emerged. His close-set features reminded her of a weasel, but his stealth was pure sidewinder. Knives of various sizes were pinned to his multicolored shirt. The man held his right arm stiffly at his side. It trembled with each step he took.

“We got good tribute this time, didn’t we, Uncle Titan?” A happy smile curled the boy’s lips.

“Yep.” Titan nodded. Something glinted in the man’s right hand. “But it wasn’t without incident.”

The man next to Sera sucked in a breath. What had she missed?

The boy shoved aside a branch and ducked under it. He frowned at the girl’s body. “Stiletto done killed her already.”

Stiletto killed her? Sera shook her head. No, that can’t be right. Stiletto was a boy. Boys don’t kill.

“That’s right.” Titan charged, reaching his nephew just as the lad turned. An arrowhead grew from his hand. He stabbed the tip into the boy’s throat. “Then the raiders got him.”

The nephew coughed blood, clawed at the arrow.

Sera tried to rise but a firm grip held her in place. She closed her eyes. This couldn’t be happening?

“You shouldn’t have gone off to have your fun.” Titan grinned. “The raiders couldn’t resist.”

The nephew sagged and the arrow’s shaft snapped under his weight.

Titan tucked the broken piece into his belt. “Your daddy should have shared that bitch dame of yours. But no, he had to hoard his tribute, no matter how many times I offered to trade.”

She pressed against her rescuer’s body as Titan stomped closer. He couldn’t see them, could he?

“Now, I’ll have the bitch and her daughters too.” Titan paused by the dead girl and stroked her hair. Pulling a long thin knife from his shirt, he scalped the girl in a few long strokes. “I can use a new shirt.”

OhGodOhGodOhGod. They wore people’s hair.

Tucking the trophy into the sack at his waist, he hefted first one corpse onto his shoulder then the other. Humming, Titan marched from the clearing.

Her rescuer hauled her to her feet and pulled her into the forest. “Come on.”

Sera stumbled after him. This had to be a nightmare. Kids didn’t kill kids; uncles didn’t stab nephews in the throat and wear people’s scalps.

He shook her. “Pick up the pace. If those ‘Viders catch us, they’re not going to care if you’re a raider or not. You will die slowly. Horribly.”

Right. She boxed up the images in her mind, tucked them away into a dark corner and slapped ‘do not open until forever’ stickers on it.

Then she ran.

 

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Interview with Wind’s Aria Author Tessa Stockton


IMG_4638_CROP_LOW RESOLUTIONCan you tell us a little bit about your latest release?

Wind’s Aria is a fantasy romance with a good vs. evil premise amidst the bloom of first love.

In Wind’s Aria, the heroine is a singer. Were you a singer and why did you choose such an unusual occupation for her?

I had classical voice training back in the day—at the same time I trained in dance. I was also playing clarinet in a regional symphony orchestra and in a Klezmer band. My schedule grew overwhelming and I had to make some decisions, narrow my focus. I chose dance, rather, it chose me. There was a conflict of interest at home in that my mother, a professional classical vocalist, and my father, a jazz musician and also once an int’l ballroom competitor, tried to persuade me—lovingly—in one direction or another. The pull was aggravating, but things settled once I made up my mind. I had a wonderful and unique career in dance, but I’ll always love opera and musical theater. Music and the arts emerge often in my stories because of the influence. That was my entire life from childhood to when I retired and began writing fiction. It’s not that I intend to include musical elements; it’s just very natural for me.
The series Wind’s Aria belongs to seems drawn from mythology. Was there a particular story that inspired your novel?

Wind’s Aria, in particular, was inspired by Song of Songs 2. Each novella in the series has a different influence, however. I read everything under the sun, but I find Song of Songs as well as Proverbs books that stretch the mind with wisdom and massage the heart with passion and love.

Do you plot your stories out or do you just start writing?WindsAria_850

A general plot or outline may linger in my mind. I might have a gist of what the story is about and in what direction it should go. But, I’m somebody who likes to ride the wave of creativity and see where it takes me. In that manner, I discover a lot of surprises along the way. I like surprises.
What was the funniest thing you learned about your hero/heroine from writing their story?

When the tranquil and trained singer gets verklempt she stutters.

Which of your characters is most like you and which is least like you?

Currently, I’d say I’m probably most like Aria’s horse, Dunjra! I’m least like the serpent. He’s a bad dude and wants to harm everybody. I don’t want to harm a single soul and even if I did want to I couldn’t hurt a fly.

Can you describe your office or where you normally write?

My desk is an upright wood hutch that’s very handsome and has a lot of drawers and cubbies that hold knickknacks and supplies, which I think is cool. One wall is completely floor-to-ceiling bookshelves full of books. A split white chair rail around the room contains a decorative strip of wallpaper between in dark green, gold, and burgundy leaves of autumn, my favorite season. The upper walls are painted in pastel sage, the lower walls in a medium sage. I have a burgundy leather couch that’s meant for me to sit on or relax and muse, but it’s now dominated by my pets who have assumed from day one that it was always meant for them. Selected artwork is all framed in antiqued black. It’s a lovely room and the one I’ve spent the most time on, because it’s the room I spend the most time in. The rest of the house…eh!

Which came first the plot or the characters?

That’s a toss up. I think it was a marriage of the two from the get-go.

Have you ever gotten stuck while writing a scene or chapter? How did you overcome it?

Occasionally. Taking a timeout and listening to selected music most often remedies that problem.

What is the wackiest thing that’s ever happened to you since you started writing?

I’m a deep waters kind of gal. I’m not sure that wacky is a regular part of my vocabulary, although it probably should be! I take myself too seriously. That’s pretty wacky.

Where can readers find out more about your wonderful books?

Readers can visit my website where I provide all the information and links—more than anyone could possibly want I’m sure! : )  www.TessaStockton.com

 

 

 

 

Blurb

Elected as the Songstress, Aria takes her place on the sacred platform to sing before every dawn. As long as she does so, peace and abundant life belong to her people. One morning, amidst a strange wind that brings with it a curse in its eerie howl, Aria loses her ability to make music. But the encroaching death that transpires isn’t her biggest tragedy. It’s that she adores the cause of her blunder, for he’s a magnificent winged creature who’s stolen more than her voice.

 

Bio:

A former choreographer, dancer, and musician, Tessa Stockton now writes romance and intrigue novels in a variety of genres.

 

Buy Links – Wind’s Aria:

Soul Mate Publishing: http://www.soulmatepublishing.com/winds-aria/

 

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Winds-Aria-ebook/dp/B00B1FEC2A/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1358964244&sr=8-1&keywords=wind%27s+Aria

 

B&N: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/winds-aria-tessa-stockton/1114146612?ean=2940016000206

 

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Music to write by

Yes, I’m planning to start a new book and that means time to cause my charge card to smoke in my wallet as I head out to amazon to download about 20 songs.

It would be more but I just bought an album by new country artist Maggie Rose titled Cut to Impress. I found her while watching the Country Network with her hit song, I ain’t your Mama. When I searched in youtube, I found other songs (and another name) and to my surprise I liked some of them better. My favorite is the gospel-esque Preacher’s Daughter (it’s been slowed down on the CD) and Wiskey and a Gun (renamed Looking Back Now on the CD–see authors aren’t the only one to change names).  While I enjoy the entire album, I’ve also found myself drawn to Better and I Know Better Now.

Listening to her album, I realize that there are songs that never get airtime but appeal to me in some way or another. From Taylor Swift’s Red album, I love the duet, The Last Time. Hunter Hayes’s  More Than I Should, and Green Day’s American Girl.

So am I know I’m missing potential favorites by just downloading a few songs but I have to start somewhere.

These are will soon be switched to my MP3 player:

Only the Good Die Young by Billy Joel

It’s Only a Paper Moon by Ella Fitzgerald

I Drive Your Truck by Lee Brice

Wake Me Up Before you Go-Go by Wham (I blame Glee for this)

Highway Don’t Care by Tim McGraw

Mama’s Broken Heart by Miranda Lambert

Only Prettier by Miranda Lambert

Downtown by Lady Antebellum (I will buy this album)

I Can Take It From There by Chris Young

Rebel Beat by Goo Goo Dolls

You Don’t Know Her Like I Do by Brantley Gilbert

I Will Wait by Mumford and Sons

God Love Her by Toby Keith

If You’re Going Through Hell by Rodney Atkins

Shuttin’ Detroit down by John Rich

Rich Girl by Hall and Oates

If You’re Never Gonna Move by Jessie Ware

River Deep, Mountain High by Ike and Tina Turner

As usual, it’s an eclectic mix of music. The truly  weird thing is I don’t really hear the songs when I’m writing at least not consciously, but I do come out of my fugue state to realize I’m signing along. That’s multi-tasking, not crazy:-)

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Conceived in Blood, Chapter 8, a Post-Redaction novel

Chapter 8

Harlan had finally gone nuts. He stared at the footprints in the soft sand by the river and kept walking. The flat-soled impressions of the tributes. The rough weave of the ‘Viders. Squatting, he tested the tracks. Another half hour and he should be right on top of the group.

And then what?

His internal crazy man demanded he attack. Dusting his fingers on his pants, he resumed following the group. If he attacked, he might find high ground. Shoot six or seven with his cross-bow.

Which left another half dozen uninjured ‘Viders to overwhelm him. And probably another three or four, really pissed off injured ones, to pour a can of dead all over his ass. Good times. But he wasn’t about to waste his life.

None of the tribute would think to run.

Harlan raked his hand through his short hair as his throat closed up. The fools still trudged obediently behind the ‘Viders. Didn’t one of them suspect anything? Didn’t any of them want to run? If not because of the threat they faced, then just to return home?

He sighed and turned his face to the setting sun.

And there it was. With all his men slaughtered, he couldn’t save all of them. But he had hope to save one or two of them.

Surely, one or two would try to escape and Harlan would be able to help them. Recruit them to his cause.

Maybe even kill a ‘Vider or two in the process.

He’d restocked his quiver and even had a few spare arrows in his pack. Raising the crossbow, Harlan stroked the stock. Surely, that wasn’t too much to ask. He could climb one of the pines along the bank and pierce a chest or two with an arrow. If the wound wasn’t fatal, he’d gladly finish the job with his knives.

Maybe then the angry beast simmering in his gut would settle down. Give him to think and plan. Allow him to wash a little innocent blood off his hands.

He shook out his fists and scanned the ground. Here the sandy banks gave way to rocky shores. No more daydreaming. He needed to focus if he planned to save even one. His thighs burned as he climbed the slope and checked the vegetation. Trample marks in the grass. A few bushes with broken limbs.

At least they were making it easy for him.

With his luck, he’d finally find the ‘Vider camp. God always gave him opportunities when he couldn’t do a damn thing with ‘em. No doubt—

Harlan paused near a patch of dirt before crouching down. Well, well, what have we here? He traced the footprint with a trembling finger. A fancy sole like the tributes wore, but the tread were deep, not worn. Similar to the boots worn by the bastards who had killed his men. So whoever had sent the tribute had one of his men with the ‘Viders. His insides sprouted wings.

Maybe God wouldn’t make him the butt of some heavenly jest.

Maybe he was given an opportunity to silence some of the silent screams inside his head.

Rising, he followed the meandering river several paces. Overturned rocks near the water’s edge indicated the tributes and ‘Viders went one way. He searched fifty more feet. The new tracks weren’t among them.

So be it.

He backtracked to his new quarry. He’d find the bastard, creatively interrogate the bastard for his boss’s name, then go after the tributes. Easy. He loped after the tracks then stopped.

The weave of a ‘Vider’s shoe overlaid the treads. Hot damn. He was gonna get a twofer. Releasing the safety of his crossbow, he plunged into the dark woods. The bad guys were gonna die today.

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The Numbers Game

Humans are amazing creatures. We look up, look down and wonder. And in our wonderment, we search for answers. It’s this search that leads us to see patterns, logic, and explanations.

Some of these hold up under the burden of proof, but others falter and are dismissed as folklore and superstition.

During December, January and February, I was going through some really bad times. It wasn’t me who was suffering but my child. There’s not much worse for a parent than to watch your child undergo a medical issues when  you’re powerless to do anything and they’re too damn big to hold their hand (teenagers, don’t get me started).  Mired as we were in medical quicksand, all I began to see was the bad.

And bad things always came in threes (or multiples of threes).

Given that I’d checked most of my sanity baggage at the second hospital, I was making some really weird cerebral connections (cobwebs of which still clog my mind and thus today’s post).

Why do bad things come in threes?

As far as I know bad things can’t count. How do they know when three happens? Do they explode after three, leaving little bad things to sprout up in the debris?

So I looked up this mystical three rule. I found the religious inspired basis of three baddies in the trinity. Apparently, since the father, son and holy ghost make three if you break the trinity three bad things will happen to you. If that makes sense you, you are truly gifted. For me that thought hasn’t sunk in but is still surfing my cerebral fluid, harpooning my ideas at inopportune times.

After wasting, er, researching for fifteen minutes, I found another link. This one referenced three on a match. Somewhere between the Boer war and World War I, there arose a mythology about three men lighting a cigarette with a single match—sight, aim and shot the enemy.

Hence the bad things came in threes folklore arrived in the US after the first World War and stuck.

But…

Bad luck can’t count.  Humans count and things are easier to endure if we know there’s a limit to our suffering. If I asked you to hold your breath, wouldn’t you want to know how long? Ten seconds-no problem for most of us.  A minute? Maybe. Three–pushing it for the average person.

We have limits and deep in our lizard brain we know it. Even the most mundane tasks could overwhelm us so we break them into pieces, limiting them. Motivational coaches call them goals and steps.  And we bracket them in a manmade invention called time.

So why wouldn’t we limit bad luck?

Knowing it has to end, means we can endure for just a little longer. We can count them out, push on, push through until three arrives. Then it’s over. The clouds part, the sun comes out and rainbows and unicorns are everywhere. A switch is flicked and we see things differently–good times ahead.

And maybe, just maybe, this folklore, we dismiss and belittle, serves an amazing purpose. It gives us a finish line to cross, a turning point, a chance to change our mindset.

And a positive attitude has infinite advantages.

So I’ll keep counting to three and just hope my switch doesn’t break:-)

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A Tale of Two Stores

As we limp painfully toward the finishline in our bathroom remodel, I share my experiences with Lowes and Home Depot’s on-line/store pick-up service.

The mission, we chose to accept  needed to do in order to finish was to find a mirror and medicine cabinet in a cherry color to go with our vanity.

Thinking this would be easy (apparently drywall dust and tile sealer does kill brain cells) we sat off a mile or so down to road to see what was in stock.

First stop was Lowes (because it was on our side of the freeway). In we went jiggety-jog to the vanity section. Okay, that doesn’t read right. We went to the bathroom vanity section to find one. We had white, espresso, java, white, black, oak, and white. Lots of styles and a pretty nice selection, but not one cherry colored anything. But wait, what is this?

A vanity that looks like cherry but is in fact called sienna.

My wonderful hubby said it wouldn’t match because of the name.

What’s in a name? I know the color of our vanity and they could have called it Boston Baked Bean and that would be it. Nay, said he who wanted to walk home, forgetting I have a set of keys in my purse (somewhere). It’s not cherry.

Since we’ve been happily married for almost 25 years, i decided now would be a good time to employ the ‘I can’t hear you’ method of non communication I perfected in childhood. Covering my ears and humming off-tune, I read the location marker on the sticker near the Sienna mirror.

If anyone has every shopped at a big store, with big things, the letter and number are much like a treasure map. Usually, the hunt is easy as these coordinates are located in the vicinity of said coveted item.

Apparently no one bothered to tell Lowes this. As this particular location was down the aisle, jog to the left and passed the dried bones of another lost explorer seeking the fountain of youth. In other words, there was no map that said you are here and you want to be here with chalk outlines of mirrors and bathroom vanities. So it took about ten minutes to figure out I need to overcome all reason and just wing it.

Eventually I found the medicine cabinet. Eureka! But the mirror was of course, two more aisles down. What? Did these people go to a special school? Because I’m sure that the vast majority of brain-functioning people group like colors together (Sesame Street jingle goes here) and before you all accuse me of being bigoted, let me state that like things were not all huddling together. This was not a rack of medicine cabinets, but a hodge-podge of things whose only commonality seemed to be that Lowes had acquired them and stuffed them on a rack that soared two stories.

But I digress.

Having successfully procured the medicine cabinet of my choice (Honey, cherry is spelled Sienna) I then located the bin for the mirror.

Ack! It was empty. No matching mirror to be had, at least not on the racks that I could see.

So, I returned the cabinet to its place (yes, the one the store designated because my mother raised me right, even if Lowes is wrong) then we hopped in the car and crossed the freeway (aka highway/interstate) to the Home Depot a quarter mile away.

Their selection was not so wide and nothing came close to the cherry/sienna that I would have to hang in my bathroom.

So me, being me, and hating to shop, I got home and went online.

Home Depot (Hoe-Dees for those of us who have been keeping company with a gaggle of construction folk) had a mirror I really loved, but no matching medicine cabinet. The Jerks!

Lowes had the same medicine cabinet and matching mirror in stock that I wanted in the store, but I’d have to wait until the 25th for the mirror to arrive. Well, I’ve waited this long. So I ordered it. Received the acknowledgement of the order then another email saying I could go and pick up the medicine cabinet.

Off we went, paper in hand to pick up the cabinet. We stood in line at customer service and waited our turn. When we got to the counter, the lady called for assistance. Then called again. Then called again. During the third time, a call came in from one of the other two. She told them what we ordered then told us it would be right up.

We slunk to the side and waited and waited and waited.

And waited.

Almost 15 minutes later, the guy wheels up the cart with our item then asks for the paperwork. I hand him my email. Wrong paperwork. So…. He had to print up new paperwork and I had to sign. Really? Couldn’t the lady who waited on us do this while our merchandise was being located in the vast storage-lands?

By comparison, I ordered stuff on line from Hoe-Dees. Yes, I waited in line but when I got to the counter, my stuff was already loaded in a cart. The same lady who I told about my order, printed out the receipts and checked my id. No phone calls, no extra waiting, no 3 people tag-team check out. Simple.

As for the medicine cabinet…

Let’s just say Sienna is the new Cherry:-)

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Conceived in Blood, Chapter 7

Chapter 7

Lee sawed on the reins steering the mule into the canyon. “Get those rocks ready, Sammy-girl.”

On the bench seat beside him, Irving pawed in his jacket for his slingshot.

A cloud scuttled across the sun. Shadows deepened the run-off channels carved into the sandstone walls. Red, brown and white bands striped the steep walls.

The place reeked of death.

Deaths Lee had arranged.

Tilting her umbrella back, Sammy peered up at him. Pain bracketed her lips. Bruises splotched her arm. Fist-sized ammunition teetered on her palm. “I’ve ’em Paw-Paw.”

Irving’s crooked frame creaked when he turned. His cadaverous fingers danced over the pile before he selected two potato-sized rocks. Yellow teeth flashed between his thin lips as he loaded his sling.

He would pick the best of the lot. Lee patted the spot next to him on the bench. “Set ’em here and when I say ammo set another five on the pile. Got it?”

“Can I shoot too? I brought my sling.” Sammy tugged a leather strap with a white patch in the center from under her blanket.

Lee shook his head. The girl was too delicate. If she died before he’d even broken clear of the ambush, everything would have been for nothing. “Stay under the umbrella.”

“But Paw-Paw…”

Her whining set his teeth on edge. “Samantha Neville, you will do as you’re told.”

With a frown digging into her sunken cheeks, she dropped deeper into the wagon bed. The umbrella closed her in like the lid of a casket.

“For pity’s sake, Lee. The girl’s fighting for her life too.”

Lee pierced Irving with a glare. Lee had a reason for breaking with a century of thespian tradition.

Irving was just wanted to see fifty-one winters.

The coward.

Irving stared down at the floorboard. “Where do you think they’ll strike?”

“Same as usual.” The enforcers knew their role very well. Supporting cast like them were so eager to please, they rarely thought beyond their scripted lines. Little did they know it would be the performance of a lifetime.

But there wouldn’t be an encore.

Irving looked down the length of his sling. “I reckon there’ll be one on each side.”

“That’s usually how it works.” That’s where Lee had laid his booby traps. He guided the mule deeper down the throat of the canyon.

The walls closed in. Sand muffled the clomp of hooves. Here and there, the whistling wind had whittled away a column from the canyon face. Ahead a collapsed pillar lay in pieces across the path. Gaps appeared between the chunks. They looked random, but Lee knew better. He’d spent an hour under the moonlight arranging them just so.

Irving leaned toward him. “Thought you’d cleared a path?”

“Don’t worry about it.” The fool. If Lee had moved the boulders, the enforcers would have just knocked over another one. He kept the mule heading straight.

The animal balked in his traces, pulled to the left.

Lee cracked the whip and the mule slowed but stayed the course. It stomped on the crushed stone before clearing the debris. With a steady hand, Lee guided the wagon wheels through the openings he’d strategically arranged. The canyon forked dead ahead. They were almost there.

Irving leaned over the side of the cart. “Well, I’ll be damned. You did it!”

Of course, Lee did. This escape was two months in the making. Sweat beaded his upper lip. Unfortunately, that was the middle act, not the final one. “Look alive. The enforcers could decide to attack us.”

Irving’s back popped as he straightened.

Sammy giggled.

“Move to the middle of the cart, girl.” Over the creak of the wood, Lee heard fabric rustle. The mule took the left fork.

“There’s one of the buggers!” Irving pointed halfway up the canyon wall. He raised his sling again.

Lee set a hand on his arm. “Wait.”

Twenty yards away, a beefy man struggled up the loose sand and rock of a landslide. He reached for a tree growing from the canyon wall to pull himself up. Branches shook from the weight. Leaves fluttered down before a board swung free of the limbs. The booby-trap drilled a cutting knife into the would-be executioner’s back.

Gotcha! Lee smiled. One down; one to go.

Turing on the bench, Irving raised his hand and cackled. “Damn, that’s fine directing.”

“This ain’t my first rodeo.” Lee completed the high five. His palm tingled from the slap. Then he saw it. A stone headed straight for him. He grabbed the other man by the shirt front and dragged him to the right.

“What——” Rock hit bone, caving it in. Irving slumped forward, blood drizzling from his parted lips. Life abandoned the crooked husk.

Another rock clunked against the side of the wagon.

Sammy whimpered.

The enemy would not win. Lee’s granddaughter would live. He slapped the reins on the mule. The beast lurched forward.

Another rock thumped against Irving’s body.

Lee positioned the corpse in the line of fire. Bending forward, he eyed the cassia bush. Butter-yellow blossoms waved from the silvery leaves. Once he reached that, they’d be home free.

Two more projectiles shattered Irving’s bones.

“You need more rocks, Paw-Paw?”

“Stay down, Sammy!” He urged the mule faster. The contrary beast kept the same pace. If he had his whip… But he didn’t. Just a little farther.

The pelting stopped.

Had the enforcer run out of ammunition? Lee fought the temptation to look. As an actor, he knew what happened to those who did. When the path curved to the right, he shoved Irving’s corpse over the edge. It landed with a thud and rattle, right onto the bush.

Bull’s eye.

A heartbeat later, a piece of wood clattered against rock. Then rock banged into rocks. The noise grew from a soft rumble to a rolling thunder.

Lee picked up his whip and cracked it over the mule’s head. “Stay down, Sammy!”

A man’s scream echoed down the canyon then a wall of dust overtook him. Pebbles rained on the umbrella, pelted Lee’s back and knocked against his hat.

Coughing, he blinked the dust stinging his eyes and gave the mule her head. Thanks to traveling this route weekly since Sammy’s illness returned, the animal knew the path. A preternatural stillness engulfed him, broken only by the jingle of the harness and the slowing of his heart.

For a moment in time, it was just him and Sammy. He imagined her healthy——pink cheeks, strong arms and eyes bright from happiness, not fever.

The moment passed. Soon the air cleared. The desert stretched for miles in front of him. He eyed the lone tree in the distance. The marker for the supplies he’d squirreled away. Lee aimed for the chunks of black that marked an ancient road, a road that would take them to Abaddon and his granddaughter’s health.

Wood creaked. Plumes of dust rose as Sammy retracted her umbrella. She smiled. “You did it, Paw-Paw.”

“That I did Sammy-girl.” Once he collected their supplies, he could just kick back and relax. “From here on out, it’s all rave reviews and encores.”

 

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The First Duty of a Society is Justice

These were the words written in stone on the Maricopa County Court building in downtown Phoenix. They are inspiring words and yet, they would have been so much better if you could see them from the street instead of only at an odd angle because of the other court buildings blocking the view.

Why was I at court? Given that I am a model citizen (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) I received a jury summons. And like I always do, I said I could attend. Because I believe in the constitution and it’s little enough to ask for all my country has given me.

It has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I’m a bit bloodthirsty and think jay-walking should be a capital offense or enjoy nothing more than driving by Sheriff Joe’s tent city and taking snapshots of all the big-bads in pink:-) That’s my story and unless you can prove otherwise…

Roughly every 26 months I get summoned to appear. And I dutifully fill out the questionaire and send it in. This time, I filled it out online. The gerbils powering my computer apparently had a few breaks coming because it took soooooo long but I had thought it went through until I got a postcard saying I’d been excused because I was under 18.

What?

Um, given this was superior court where the big bads hung out and ate newbie public defenders, I thought it would behoove me to clear up the little age snafu before I ended up on the wrong side of the jury bench. So I called, the lady laughed and I was back on the A list.

The night before I was to appear, I called up the courts to see if my number was up. Lucky me, I was one of 3 that had to report in the morning. After studying the map to the parking garage, noting all the one way streets and streets blocked for construction and the transient sleeping areas, I set out an hour ahead of time (which was an hour and half before I needed to report OR ELSE).

I made good time despite the rush hour traffic until I hid the Presidential streets that aren’t apparently for driving but for walking and not looking for cars.  Twenty minutes and one mile later,  I made it to the parking garage without a new hood ornament and pried my fingers from the steering wheel to let the guard know that I had a personal invitation to the party.  Buzzing me inside, I was told to park on level 3 and up. Apparently, I wasn’t A list material as the first two levels were empty (guess the special folks hadn’t arrived yet.)

But I did catch the special bus for the one mile jog to the courthouse cluster.

LIke a good lemming, I followed the rest of the summoned through the correct door, unloaded all my stuff onto the belt and stepped through the detector only to be wanded for buzzing. Who knew my magnetic personality was actually caused by real metal in my body?

After the guards took a triple look at my purse (don’t know why, I barely look in there) I gathered my belongings and schlepped over to the juror assembly area. Whereby I looked at the kiosk, apparently I gave it a dirty look, so it refused to scan my badge then replied I’d already checked it and printed me up another badge.

Okay… The superior court computers don’t like me. I get it.

I sat for a bit in some very nice digs and watched history channel while pretending to do stuff on my ipad. Then we had several programs on the court system and why it’s important that we show up for service and I got to listen to Sandra Day O’Conner speak, which is always cool. Then the screen blanked and my name and number flashed.

Someone had rolled the dice and I was moving up to the courtroom.

After the jester/bailiff had fun pronouncing our names and joking about his leg injury we slogged up an escalator, a ramp, over a bridge then twisted and turned like serpents until reaching the elevator to the 9th floor to the courtroom.

In the 11 times I’ve been summoned, I’d only made it to the courtroom twice. I’ve never been chosen for a jury probably because of my 24 first cousins, a very large percentage of them have been convicted of a crime. It’s never affected my ability to be impartial until…

Yep, until the defendants were introduced and the charges read. Then I flashed back to my niece who broke into her husband’s house during their separation to get her clothes. She was convicted of trespassing and theft.

Not fair, not justice, not right.

And so when I looked at the defendant, I knew I couldn’t be impartial. I wanted her to be innocent and so I would do everything to convince the other jurors that she was innocent. And knowing myself, I’d probably do it too.

And that was not fair, not just, nor right for the person whose house she was accused of trespassing and burglarizing.

So when the judge asked if I could be impartial, I said no.  I was dismissed to return to the juror assembly room then sent home. I’m sure I’ll have better luck the next time:-)

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