Bloodsuckers and other Pests

It’s me. I know it. I’ve read the studies.  Bloodsuckers and other pests are attracted to me. My legs and arms look like I’ve got either chicken pox or measles.

And they itch like crazy.

It isn’t so bad when I take antihistamines but the allergy pills make me tired so I don’t like to take them that often.

My know it all daughter says it’s because I’m out at dawn walking the dog which is prime dining time for the bugs. Any other time is not an option as it is too hot.

This morning I sprayed some repellant on my legs and arms. After coughing through the cloud of poison, we set off. I got a few more bites on my neck and face plus those areas where the fog of spray had missed.

My friend says I should take some vitamin B12 supplements and the bugs would leave me alone. My multivitamin has B12 and a few other Bs as well.  And I’m still getting bit.

Any suggestions?

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Born in Blood, Chapter 10

Chapter 10

Sera’s sigh fogged the train window. Outside, the dirigible puttered over the stubby vegetation into the twilight. Left behind. Again. If her uncle/boss persisted in pigeon-holing her in public relations, they should at least allow her to do her job. Drumming her fingers, she swayed as the Mag-lev picked up speed.

“You gonna sit down, Peaches?”

Peaches. Another label to marginalize her. Nails digging in her palms, Sera turned away from the window. Cool air circulated from the vent over the compartment’s door where a security officer’s back blocked the window. Two long benches stretched the length of the private room. Her tattered backpack and Harlan’s oversized one lay on the silver racks running overhead.

Hands hooked behind his head, Harlan sprawled across one bench. Ebony tattoos climbed from his exposed wrist, up his covered arm to reemerge from his collar and decorate his neck and jaw. Bits of grass dropped from his boot heels and littered the maroon cushion. A rectangular case balanced on his flat stomach. Heavy lids hung at half-mast over his eyes.

Reaching out, she pinched the toe of his boot and swept his feet off the cushion.

His feet landed with a thump on the metal floor, and he cocked an eyebrow.

“What?” Sera brushed the dirt and grass from the seat then plopped down. “You wanted me to sit. I’m sitting.”

Harlan’s lips twitched. “And you do it so well. I especially love the way you cross your arms and push up your chest.”

“Oooh.” She raised her hand to smack the pig out of him.

His blue eyes glinted as he focused on her palm.

Sera forced her arm down. The jerk would probably hit her back. She blew her bangs out of her eyes. Besides, it wasn’t his fault and he didn’t deserve her anger.

“Go ahead. I can take it.” He patted his flat stomach. “Right here. Violence and sex are the best ways to get out that bottled up aggression. Since you’re not interested in negotiating…”

Really, she was surprised the man actually spoke words instead of oinked. Tension released her shoulders and her head lolled against the cushion. “It’s not aggression; it’s frustration.”

“There’s a difference?”

“Stop acting like a hayseed Outlander. You know the difference.”

He winked. “Rule number one—it’s better to act stupid and be smart than the opposite. Being underestimated provides an edge.”

He had a point and a way of cutting through the bull. Sera’s lips curled. “Unfortunately, I’m not being underestimated; I’m being given busy work to keep me out of the way. Safe.”

She hated that four letter word.

“You don’t think showing the Outlanders as people is important?” His eyes narrowed.

“Of course I do. Everyone matters. Outlanders. People from Dark Hope. Even folks from Sanctuary and the Neville’s descendants.”

“Lots of your kind would disagree, Peaches. Some folks matter more. Just a fact.”

“That’s because the Nevilles have become some sort of boogeyman in Dark Hope. But did you see him?” She pointed to the window. The dirigible hung like a silver dot on the purple sky. “He’s an old man. Beat up and sickly. He’s hardly a threat. Hardly worth everyone in the city getting their panties in a twist.”

Harlan fingered the case. “Things aren’t always as they appear. Sometimes the most innocent looking things are the deadliest.”

She knew that. She didn’t have to be born in the Outlands to possess a modicum of common sense. “My job as Security Forces mouthpiece is to let everyone know how dangerous things are. But I can’t do my job when I can’t interview Neville. Uncle Joseph won’t even give me photos so I can show how pathetic the prisoner is.”

She could spin the story, downplay his ancestor’s past and focus on their commonalities. Easy. Except she sat on the train heading toward Abaddon, and Neville was locked aboard the airship, awaiting questioning.

Harlan sat up, grasped the tabs holding the case closed. “Well, now, if it’s pictures you want…” Reaching inside, he pulled out two silver balls, held them in his palm.

Heart pounding, she turned the spheres. Delicate flaps folded against the curved sides but didn’t obscure the one inch lens. Tiny holes on the top recorded sound.

“It’s a camera.” And not just any camera. The spheres could deploy their fins and fly across terrain into the enemy’s camp. Last she’d heard, the cameras were under development. “Where did you get them?”

“Your uncle. Guess he figured I’d make a good cameraman. ‘Course, he probably didn’t think I’d put one of these inside the interrogation room and turn it on.”

Light exploded inside her chest. “You’re spying on my uncle?” She could actually see the interview? Gather evidence, photos and transmit the story of the century.

Harlan nodded.

“Oh, I could kiss you!”

“Kiss?” He jerked his head up then tapped his puckered lips. “Right here works.”

Sera blinked and leapt from her seat. “It’s a figure of speech.” Milking her fingers, she pulled out the restlessness eating at her.

Harlan carefully set the cameras in the case.

“I’ll have to figure out a way to retrieve the camera.” Pacing, she avoided glancing at him. He already had enough lascivious ideas; she didn’t need to add to them with a few careless words. “Actually, that’s the easy part. Uncle Saldana commands the ship. He’ll return the camera, but he’ll want to know why it was left behind. Especially in the interrogation room.”

“Blame me,” Harlan growled. “Tell him I broke it and one of your fans promised to fix it.”

Sera stopped in front of him. His large boots bracketed her smaller ones. “I’m not going to blame you. But I will say the camera was malfunctioning and one of the guys offered to fix it.”

Harlan glanced up. His attention focused on her lips.

Lowering her head, she hid behind her curtain of hair before plucking the camera case from his lap. “How many cameras did Uncle Joseph give you?”

The two balls rolled across the electronic control pad. Sera checked the depth of the bag against the shallow inside. Why had he been given such a big bag? Lifting the pad, she peered underneath and caught her breath. A shiny Tesla stun-gun lay on a nest of cartridges. Solar cells created pools of blue on the finger-sized barrel.

Harlan eased the bag from her hands, removed the loaded gun and two clips, then dropped the case onto the seat. “Your uncle wanted me prepared in case you run into trouble.”

“Me? You’re the trouble magnet.” Her palms itched to hold the sleek new stun-gun, to fire it. “How am I supposed to save your sorry butt since we only have one weapon?”

His gaze traveled from her head to her toes, lingered on a few places before returning to look her in the eye. “You got moves ain’t nobody can match, Peaches.”

Heat simmered deep in her belly. Knock it off. This was a business arrangement. Nothing more. She opened her mouth.

He set his finger on her lips. “Since you bested me two outta three, I’m thinking you can take out a few bad guys.” With his callused pad, he traced her bottom lip. “Just remember rule one.”

Tingles raced across her skin, sowing goosebumps. She cleared her throat and stepped back. She’d think about what just happened later. Much later. “Which rule one? You have about sixty of them.”

“The most important one.” Harlan slid the clip into place then tucked the extra into his pants pocket. Turning his back, he lifted his pack and untied the flaps over the main compartment. “Outlanders don’t fight fair. They fight to win.”

“That one I’m not liable to forget.”

After tucking the gun into his waistband, Harlan shoved aside wads of clothing then crammed the bag inside and buried it under the fabric.

“I don’t suppose you placed a camera in Mike’s cell?” Her old friend couldn’t be the traitor smuggling advanced weapons out of Dark Hope.

“Nope.” Harlan jerked on the flap ties and secured his pack.

She sighed. Harlan had already done so much. Still… “I could prove Mike has been framed if I could just talk to him, get his side of the story.”

“In that case.”

Hands closed around her shoulders. She slammed into the wall of Harlan’s chest. “Wha—”

His lips settled on hers. Firm. Strong. Warm.

Then gone.

She opened her eyes. What had just happened?

He grinned down at her. “Don’t want you too much in my debt. Rule number one of the Outlands.”

“How do I owe you?” She ran her tongue over her bottom lip. He tasted like chocolate. Where had he gotten the chocolate? And when?

He handed her the blue backpack. “Stands to reason, if dropping a camera into an interrogation room is worth a kiss, then taking you to Ohmson is worth a whole lotta kisses.”

Metal carabiners clinked together as she stuffed her hands through the harness and clipped it under her breasts. “How will you get me on the airship to see Mike?”

“I’m not.” Harlan yanked open the door.

The guard stumbled backward into their compartment.

Harlan swung, clipping the man on the jaw.

The guard’s eyes rolled back and he collapsed.

Crouching, Sera set her finger against his neck. He still had a pulse. Harlan hadn’t killed the man.

Sucking on his bleeding knuckle, Harlan stepped over the body and ducked into the hall. He checked left then right. “Let’s go.”

“Go where?” She tiptoed around the guard and rolled him against the bench so he wouldn’t be hit by the door. “We’re on a train going about seven hundred kilometers an hour. We can’t go anywhere.”

“In ten minutes we’ll be in Abaddon. You wanna see Mike or not?” Harlan grabbed her forearm and tugged.

She stumbled a few steps. Her shoulder hit the doorframe and pain radiated from the scrape. She ignored it. Finally, her chance to do some good, to make a difference. “Mike is here? On the train?”

“Yep.” Harlan released her arm in favor of her hand. He pulled her toward the cargo containers.

Wait a minute. “How do you know Mike’s here?”

“Leesa told me when she brought me a piece of cake.”

Leesa? Who was Leesa? Sera clamped her lips together and marched past empty compartments. She wouldn’t ask. It wasn’t relevant who brought him cake. “How do you know you can trust this Leesa? Haven’t you ever heard of Greeks bearing gifts.”

“Nope, but I do know Leesa and cake.” Harlan smacked his lips. “Chocolate’s good, but I prefer the spicy one you’re partial to.”

Right about now, Sera was partial to kicking him in the shin, or some other place that would make him forget about Leesa and her cake — at least until time and an ice pack worked its magic.

He opened the airlock between the two cars. Rows of seats, three on each side, bordered the narrow aisle running down the center. A man snored in the center.

“How do you know Leesa?” A tick started in Sera’s left eye.

“She patched me up when I had a run-in with his honor, the mayor of Abaddon. Since then I visit her whenever I need her expertise.”

“And just how often is that?” Sera tapped her toe against the floor while he opened the next airlock.

Harlan leaned against the sliding door, waited for her to enter first. “Sometimes months can go by. Other times, I need her weekly.”

“And does she take gold in exchange? Give you cake?” Sera stomped passed him, jogged to the right. A wall of doors lined the aisle. More private compartments.

“Yep. And she’s worth every ounce.” Harlan reeled Sera back.

She slammed against him, clutched his chest to keep from falling. “What—”

Dipping his head, he whispered, “There should be a guard at Ohmson’s door.”

She checked the aisle. No guard in sight.

The barrel of the TSG flickered in Harlan’s hand. “Stay behind me.”

“No.” Pushing against him, she worked her way to the front. “I’ll go first, lure the guard out, then you shoot him.”

“Sera.”

“Rule number one. My world, my rules.” She strolled down the aisle, rolling her shoulders to break the tension.

Harlan dogged her heels.

She ignored him, worked on her excuse for being in a secure compartment. Just saying hello. Just saying hello. Real casual. Pay no attention to the man with the gun. She neared the middle of the car and swore. Crap. She’d forgotten to ask which compartment contained Mike.

Before she could turn, something in the compartment window caught her attention. She stepped closer, pressed her face to the glass.

Arms bound behind his back, Makepeace ‘Mike’ Ohmson slumped in his chair. Unseeing eyes stared at her.

“Nooo.” She ripped open the door and stumbled inside. Rubber fingers pressed against his throat. Again and again and again, but she couldn’t find a pulse. The faint aroma of almonds clung to Mike’s pale lips.

Harlan slipped inside.

“Mike’s been poisoned.”

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Friday Funny

This one is courtesy of my friend, Hugh.

My road rage is gone!

I no longer have problems with road rage.
You may not have known I had issues with road rage. However, since I picked up my new bike, people no longer seem to annoy me anymore. Maybe I have mellowed. Just wanted to let you know I’m over all of that now”.

imageI really want one!

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Row, row your boat

It rained Monday and Tuesday. Blessed, beautiful rain. Of course, I was tucked up in my lab watching the downpour from my window. Visibility was about 5 feet during the heaviest hour.

It was an amazing sight to see and I wish, how I wished that I could be out in it.

Growing up in the desert (all beach no ocean) I have a special love for water. Actually, my grandfather was a sailor and when I was born, we lived next to the Gunpowder river, so maybe it is more a genetic love than an acquired love. Still, I love the water.

Alas, by the time I left work the rain had finished on Monday:( The freeway underpass by my house was flooded, but DOT wouldn’t let me near the pool of water.

So Tuesday morning, the dog and I decided that we could still enjoy the rain. You see the park in our neighborhood is part of the flood control system for the area. All the water from the streets is funneled into the park. The water was about 3 feet deep in the center but spread a couple acres across. Most of it had gone, leaving only the huge debris line and pine needle mounds, but there was enough that we splish-splashed our way for a good quarter of a mile.

We arrived home with straw legs (cut grass and pine needles stuck to us) but having enjoyed out fun. It was a great way to start the day.

Now, where is the next storm?

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Born in Blood, Chapter 9

Chapter 9

Come on, Ayers. Pick up. The phone buzzed in Minos’s ear. Four times. Five. On the sixth, the voicemail started. He hit the end button, severing the connection. What had happened to his man in the field?

Had the female ‘Vider woken from her injuries?

Couldn’t have. Ayers had said she was nearly dead. Minos lifted the carriage curtain and peered outside.

In the streets of Abaddon, lines of male prisoners raked leaves into piles over the squares of dead grass. Shackles clanked as they trudged in front of posh houses. The chains linking them together snaked across the cobblestoned streets.

“Pick it up, boys. We ain’t got all day.” Leaning against a streetlamp, a guard tapped his whip against his leg and scratched his nose. Flakes of dead skin drifted away from the sunburned nose and forehead.

The world was dying, slowly. Didn’t the fools see it? Watery sunshine shone in rays through the leadened clouds. This year Spring resembled Fall. Buds withered on the vine. Young leaves browned and tumbled to the ground. The grass greened in small patches.

The phone vibrated in Minos’s hand. Without looking at the screen, he accepted the call. “What the hell happened?”

“I should be asking you that, lover.” The soft female voice drifted over the air. “You are two minutes late reporting in.”

He stiffened. Damn, of all people to lose control in front of. “I thought you were Ayers.”

She tsked. “No names. I must remain above.”

Above. Always above. Funny that she wanted change but wasn’t willing to do the work necessary to bring it about. He smoothed his hair. “My apologies, sweet.”

“Have you anything to report? Or was I simply waiting for my health?”

Did he? Minos replayed what he knew and what he could relate so she could remain gloriously above. Inhaling a calming breath, he shook the irritation out his fingers. She had her role in the remaking of Dark Hope, too. “Chief Dawson has a line on who smuggled the weapons out of the city.”

“Yes, Dawson was always too smart for his own good.”

“I’ve taken steps to plug the leak.” Tapping filtered through the line. Minos pictured her manicured nails drumming on the table.

“I will take steps to muzzle the Security dog,” she sighed. “Our little coup d’etat would go so much faster if he were on our side.”

The carriage slowed as they entered the business district. Concrete patched the ancient brick facades. Dark Hope issued Ultraviolet resistant glass filled the large store fronts and bay windows reaching to the second story. The Art Deco Marquee of the Opera building jutted proudly into the street. The glittering citizens of Abaddon waited at the street corner, blinking at the sunshine. Surly servants fidgeted in the shadowy alley—invisible people.

Disposable people.

“They all will be. Eventually.” There was only one way to save the planet and the people. His phone chimed a warning. Radiation exposed climbed to dangerous levels. Again. Solar activity exceeded the record set last month. Minos closed the curtain.

“Yes, well, eventually will take too long. Any movement on your front?”

“Lake has taken the bait. I believe an attack is imminent.”

“You said that last week and the one before.”

Minos swallowed his rebuttal, tempered it. He would not be removed from the mission this close to completing it. “His men are pulling the weapons from the barn.”

“Ahh,” She gasped with pleasure. “Do you know the target?”

“No, but I begged him not to attack Sanctuary.” Lake had practically salivated when Minos had groveled. Damn, he was good.

She chuckled. “I knew those advanced degrees in psychology would work in our favor.”

Minos relaxed into the soft cushion. He didn’t need any degrees to manipulate Lake. The man was power hungry. “It’s just a matter of time before Gavin Neville’s descendants and his followers are wiped from the planet.”

Two enemies slain with one stone.

“If Dark Hope’s cabinet doesn’t begin war preparations after the attack on our border, our people shall remove them from office. Permanently.”

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Friday Funny

My mom sent this to me. Enjoy!

 

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question?…What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch’s proposition to have an answer by year’s end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur’s closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur’s life and the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur’s question thus: What a woman really wants, she answered….is to be in charge of her own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur’s life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day….or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?


Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now….what is the moral to this story?


The moral is…..
 
If you don’t let a woman have her own way….
 
Things are going to get ugly!

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The Devil in the Details

I don’t know about you but I find it is the small tasks that are the hardest to accomplish. For over a month I’ve had two pairs of curtains and a quilt backing I need to finish. Easy peasey, just a straight line on the sewing machine.

And then I decided why should I actually sew when I could buy some tape and iron the hem of the curtains.

Easier still.

Yet, weeks passed and the packages collected dust. Finally, bored and needing to fill time before I took my youngest to see the doctors (plural as in two) I did actually hem the curtains in my office.

And I cut the fabric for the quilt backing (king-sized 120″ x 120″) but didn’t actually get around to sewing it despite a 4 day weekend.

So how can I motivate myself to actually doing the projects that are stuffed into a closet and out of sight?

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Born in Blood, Chapter 8

Looks like I’ll be getting the book back from the 2nd round of edits at the end of the month. So it’ll be live end of September or early October. And as a thank you for waiting, it’ll be 99cents the first week.

Chapter 8

“It’s ruined.” Stanford Lake the Sixth stared at the portrait of his great-grandfather. Large gashes rent the canvas and a huge chunk of the forearm had been excised. Blood-speckled plaster showed through the hole. Despite the pungent stench of bleach, his cleaning staff had left evidence of the crime behind.

Stanford’s hands clenched. The painted cobalt blue eyes condemned him. The family square jaw seemed to tense and the nostrils flared in the aquiline nose. The vandalism was not his fault. He ran his hand through his thick black hair and tugged out the white ribbon holding back the long locks. Shaking loose strands from his blunt fingers, he hooked his pinky through the loop of silk.

Who would destroy the portrait? And why would they remove the Lake family birthmark?

“I can patch it.” Rice raised a paint-spattered finger to the cut and traced the clean edges.

Stanford slapped the tradesman’s hand away. His great-grandfather would roll over in his grave to be touched by such a lowlife. The Lakes were royalty, the leaders of Abaddon. “You are a painter, not an artist.”

That unique creature had perished in the torture rooms under Stanford’s office. Touching a Lake was a capital offense. Even if the Lake in question wasn’t one by birth, but by marriage.

Especially if the Lake was Stanford’s straying wife.

He traced the ridge of scar running across his covered chest. The soft wool of his tailored shirt whispered at his caress.

Rice hunched into his splattered shirt and sidled down the family gallery. Portraits lined the eight-foot high cream-colored walls and bracketed the cherry doors leading to the side rooms. Strands of gray hair stretched across Rice’s bald head. Joints popped as the old man crouched near his bundle of paint-stained rags. “I can do it.”

“Do the job I hired you for.” Stanford glared at the brown streaks on his cream walls. Peasant blood. ‘Vider blood on his gallery. Such an affront would not be tolerated. If the male ‘Vider and the useless female servant hadn’t already been dead, they would now plead with him to end their suffering.

Stanford liked it when they begged.

Rice gently opened a ball of rags and lifted two stones from the nest of fabric. “Tis a sample of me work.”

Miniature faces stared back at Stanford. In one, blond curls framed an oval face, pouty from youth and still as death. A couple clasped hands in the second. The woman was young enough to be released from Breeder service, but still worn about the edges. Although the work lacked the skill of Stanford Lake II’s portrait, the detail was adequate.

“You did this?”

“Yep.” Rice lowered the rock portraits and carefully wrapped them. “Ordinary folks can’t afford fancy painting, but they like ta mark the ‘cassion.”

Stanford eyed his great-grandfather’s portrait. Perhaps it could be fixed. He squared his shoulders. Its repair would symbolize him taking back his empire. “How much?”

Rice scratched his whiskered chin and squinted one eye. “Twelve ounces outta cover it.”

“Twelve!” Stanford sputtered. The outrage. The peasant was a painter not an artist. And Stanford had never, ever paid an artist such an outrageous sum. Never. Usually, he simply allowed them to live—his attention slipped to the old man’s hands—without their livelihood.

“Reckon the canvas will cost me ten ounces.” Rice carefully packed his rags into a soft-sided bag near the green wainscoting. “They don’t make that stuff anymore, ya know?”

Few people made anything anymore that wasn’t an absolute necessity. That’s why the portraits mattered. To show everyone the importance of the Lakes. The Lakes saved everyone, gave everyone a place in the new society. A chill snaked down Stanford’s spine.

For a moment, the destruction seemed to manifest the riptides swirling through Abaddon.

Peasants forgot their place in the world. His men had a difficult time retaining order. Stanford’s finger stilled on the ridge of scar. And one of the useless masses had escaped just punishment. Even the elite participated in the anarchy. How many of them had he sent to his special rooms? Twelve, thirteen in the last year?

“If’n the price be too much for you, I reckon we could barter.” Dusting off the knees of his pants, Rice stood. His cloudy blue eyes fixed on the gold ring on Stanford’s thumb.

Stanford twirled the thick band with its blue stone. What would it take to kill that old rumor of the Lakes running out of gold? He should never have approached his fellow elites to fund his plan. But he hadn’t wanted to use his own treasury. Why should he? Everyone benefitted from maintaining the status quo.

Yet the status quo didn’t demand Stanford pay when he had other means at his disposal. “Barter?”

Rice licked his thin lips. “Yes ’em. I think maybe you could give me one of them passes for me daughters, and we’ll call it even like.”

“Passes?”

“Yep.” Rice clutched his bag to his chest. “Me youngest is near ta being breeder age with another not far behind. With the farm and me wife’s lame brother, I could use them at home.”

The bastard had two daughters? Two. With one finger, Stanford pushed the destroyed portrait until it hung straight. “Abaddon needs its daughters to procreate. There are so few of us.”

“You golden ones gets the passes fer yer kind. Asides, I’ve already given ye two.” Rice’s bushy brows descended. “And they never came back liken they was supposed to. Me wife and I’s getting old.”

“Have you no sons?” Sons secured the family legacy. It was their duty. His duty.

“Nay, they be gone ta the city.”

The city. Dark Hope. The thought roared in Stanford’s ears. Those fools upset the natural order of things with their ideas, medicines and schools.

“We need the girls ta hook a husband, tend us, keep the patch in our family.”

The patch. A useless little farm on Abaddon’s boundary. Hardly worth the energy to take it. Still… Stanford could reward one of his men with the bit of land. His guards always worked harder for extra rewards.

Rice ducked his head. “Surely, puttin’ the town’s founder back ta his glory be worth a pass. Wouldn’t want no one forgetting what the Lakes did fer us.”

“You’re correct.” Stanford ground his teeth together. Rice would die after he restored the painting. “If you do an acceptable job, I shall give you a pass.”

“Just the one?”

“One.” Stanford held up one finger, resisted drilling it into the old man’s eye. “You can choose which daughter you love best and want to keep.”

Rice’s shoulders drooped. “Just the one.”

“I could always find another painter.”

“We’ll be decidin’.” Rice shuffled down the gallery. His footsteps echoed on the cracked marble tile. “But I’ll be wantin’ it in writing.”

“Of course.” Writing. Damn the Dark Hopians and their fancy notions. As if a Lake’s word wasn’t good. “After you finish the repairs and I approve you shall have your pass.”

Rice nodded. “Be back fer the painting once I see about the supplies.”

A servant in gray stepped from the shadows opened the door just as the painter reached it. Sunlight and birdsong streamed inside the foyer. Light footsteps sounded on the curving staircase.

Stanford glanced at his office door. He could retreat inside. The blood-stained carpet and walls would be preferable to his wife’s company. Pivoting on his heel, he strode past the family portraits.

“Was that the painter?” Lana Lake’s whine grated down the gallery.

He stumbled a step then stopped. Best have this out here. His office contained too many sharp objects. None of which he could use. Yet.

The servant shut the door then dissolved into the shadows.

For an instant, Stanford envied him.

“Stanford?” Lana stopped on the bottom step and stroked the polished bannister. Gold butterflies hovered around her upswept auburn hair. Hammered gold necklaces roped her ivory neck and funneled into the channel of cleavage. Metallic threads embroidered vines around her slim wrists, tiny waist and grew over the green fabric covering her enormous breasts. A simple emerald skirt draped from her narrow hips and skimmed her toe rings. “Stanford? Was that the painter?”

“Yes.” He kicked at a streak of brown dirt and a shard of pottery the servants had missed in their cleaned up. “He’ll return tomorrow for the painting.”

“Just the one, or will he take all of them?” Lana’s tapered fingers traced the gilt on the frames as she glided toward him.

“Only one is damaged.” He snapped off each word, nicked his tongue. Sweet blood flooded his mouth.

“Yes, well…” She smiled. It didn’t reach her brown eyes.

Bitch. He stiffened. If only… “The portrait of my great-grandfather will be restored and rehung in the gallery.”

And, if things worked out, he’d have another to add to it.

“I hope you’re not wasting good gold on the repairs.” She fondled the choker of necklaces. “Whoever moves in after us won’t need them.” She tapped the name placard under his portrait with a sharp nail. “Unless it is a very cold winter, and they need tinder.”

Before he finished his next breath, Stanford closed the distance between them. He gripped her upper arms and slammed her against the wall. The portrait rattled. God, he wanted to kill her.

Her head bounced forward but her smile didn’t slip. “Uh-uh. Careful. You forget who my family is.”

“I forget nothing.” He shoved his body tight against her, smashed her curves against his hard length. His stomach rolled and his muscles trembled. Sometimes he dreamt about squeezing the life from her. Other times, he pulled her teeth out of her pretty face one after the other and let her drown in her own blood.

Her nostrils flared. “Then release me.”

“A husband can’t hold his wife?” His ears strained to detect noises beyond the doors—anything to indicate her family’s spies toiled, gathering information. Nothing.

They were alone.

His hands crept up to her throat; fingers slipped beneath the coils of gold to the warm flesh underneath. Minutes of strangling her, or a quick snap of her neck? It would all be over.

She raised her chin. “You won’t kill me. My family has enough gold and influence to remove you from office.”

“I know all about your father’s plans.” His fingers dug into her soft tissue. Leaning in close, he whispered in the shell of her ear. “I know he bribed the Brasses, the Hendersons, the Montoyas and the Van Allens.”

“You know nothing.”

“They revealed everything to me before they died.” He clasped her earlobe between his eyeteeth and bit down. Her sweet blood bubbled inside his mouth.

She squirmed under him. Her hands shoved at his shoulders.

“I know he saddled me with a barren daughter.”

“I’m not barren. I am the youngest of six. You are the only child of an only child…you—”

He choked off her words and leaned back to watch the show. “I sired a child before you.”

Her face turned pink then red.

“I gave up my wife and child to marry you.”

Lana’s eyes bulged and veins danced at her temples.

A soft whistle blew through the gallery.

“All because your father wouldn’t accept our union if another heir stood in the way of his grandchild inheriting. We planned to build a vast Abaddon-Purgatory empire. It is you whose seed is withered and diseased.” Releasing her, he stepped away.

Gasping, she collapsed onto the marble and clutched her throat.

“And someday you will pay the price for your betrayal.” Stanford eased back. “All of you will pay.”

“No.” She shook her head. Locks of hair escaped her bun and a gold butterfly skidded across the marble. “No, that can’t be right.”

Her father should die last—the better to watch his sniveling children and grandchildren suffer and perish. Perhaps, Stanford would even make the event public, to discourage his people from conspiring against him.

“Fix yourself. You’re still a Lake.” For now. Smiling, Stanford crushed the butterfly under his heel and entered his office.

A fair-haired man stood near a pile of broken frames and punctured canvas near the fireplace. His dark blue tunic and trousers molded broad shoulders and muscled legs. A lock of hair curled over his tawny forehead and echoed the light glinting in his faded blue eyes. “Ah, I was afraid I’d mixed up the times.”

Time. Another reminder of his failures. Stanford’s attention cut to the clock on the mantel. The golden balls visible under the clear glass covering remained still. He’d stopped it when his father passed, and had never been able to get it started again.

Minos Charon twisted the double rings on his left thumb, pushed away from the fireplace and ambled closer. “We were supposed to meet today, weren’t we?”

“Of course. Sit.” Stanford pointed to a barrel chair across from his desk before perching on the edge of the polished mahogany.

Tugging up his slacks, Minos sank onto the cowhide upholstery. “My sources have confirmed that Dark Hope security forces have reclaimed the weapons I dropped.”

Security Forces. Stanford laced his fingers and braced them on his knee, aiming the razor’s edge of the crease at his visitor. His delicately embroidered cuffs slipped over his thick wrists. He’d had his men watch these security forces and found four men who barely came outside and carried no weapons. Useless sponges. “I won’t pay for items I didn’t receive.”

“No, of course not.” Minos waved his hand in dismissal. Light sparked off the large diamond ring on his pinky. “Considering your retrieval squad was annihilated by ‘Viders, I think you’ve paid enough.”

Stanford studied the play of gold, light and jewels. Of course the man could afford to be generous. He had so much gold. Rings, bracelets, pins, earrings and buttons of it. According to Minos, Dark Hope was practically built on it.

Yet few from the city actually wore it.

Fortunately for Stanford, Minos wanted more.

More power, more jewels, more gold.

Stanford couldn’t remember seeing the same pieces twice. The skin over his spine itched. Could his ‘ally’ actually be arming both sides?

Had Stanford’s shipment of weapons really been supplied to his ambitious father-in-law in Purgatory?

Stanford shook his head, clearing his thoughts. He had enough weapons to defend his city, his legacy and more. “Is that all you came here to say. I have no weapons and my men are dead?”

“Only one is dead, killed by the ‘Viders. The others have been taken to Dark Hope.” Minos smirked before he bowed his head. “You know no one ever comes back from the city.”

“A few have.” A loyal few. Stanford almost wished they hadn’t. Their talk of wonders sowed discontent in Abaddon. People should be happy with their lot, what the blood of his ancestors provided for them.

“And there are those of us who can’t escape the place fast enough.” Minos pointed to himself.

“What of the ‘Viders?”

“Dead.”

“Dead? All of them?”

“Yes.” Minos balanced his left ankle on his right knee. The library reflected in the dusty shine of the black leather. “All of them.”

Well, well. This changed things. Perhaps Stanford had dismissed Dark Hope’s security forces a little too quickly. Pushing off his perch, he walked to his bookcase across from the fireplace.

“Shall I arrange another shipment of weapons?”

“Not at the moment.” Stanford tugged a dictionary off the shelf. The stiff leather binding crackled under his grip. Flipping open to the page with his town’s name, he pulled out the paper tucked inside.

Minos shifted to the edge of his chair and raised his head as if sniffing the air. “You’re going to attack Purgatory then?”

Stanford unfolded the crackling paper and set it on his desk. “Attack yes. But I may have changed my mind about the target.”

“Oh?” Minos smoothed the folds of his tunic. “You have new information?”

Scanning the squiggly lines and x’s, Stanford looked for the latest village added to his kingdom. He located the bloody smudge near the plateau. According to his prisoner, the town had been there before this new world started. Yet, none of his scouts had ever reported it. “Where were the guns found?”

Minos swirled his finger over the plateau, over the bloody fingerprint. “Here abouts. Why?”

Stanford’s scalp prickled. A new town magically appeared, a gold-laden stranger from the new town visited Abaddon, and his weapons had been accidentally diverted there. The air reeked of coincidence. He tapped the mark labelled Sanctuary. “That is my new target.”

Shaking his head, Minos stepped back. “I wouldn’t do that. That town is practically in Dark Hope’s backyard.”

“All the better.” It was time the interfering do-gooders realized their actions had consequences.

“I thought the plan was to attack Purgatory, coerce your father-in-law’s men into joining your forces, then go after Dark Hope.”

“Plans change.”

“You’re not ready to take on Dark Hope.” Minos raked his fingers through his hair. “Your men don’t have the experience to take on seasoned soldiers.”

Stanford leaned forward, balancing his weight on his knuckles. “Perhaps you don’t want to take over Dark Hope after all.”

“I don’t want to see your men slaughtered.” Minos’s nostrils flared and a flush stained his tan skin. “If you fail, you’ll take me down with you. As it is, many of my compatriots are under suspicion since those weapons were found.”

Ahhh. The man was afraid of dirty work. Stanford dropped to his seat. Such cowardice would make him easy to control—until Stanford decided to add Dark Hope to his territories. He’d been the first Lake in three generations to expand their empire.

Minos collapsed onto his chair. Leaning forward, he scratched at the x’s on the boundary of Stanford’s father-in-law’s kingdom. “Please. Please, reconsider. Try your men on a suburb of Purgatory.”

Stanford steepled his fingers under his chin. He did so love it when they begged. “I shall consider it. My father-in-law should get a taste of what’s coming for him.”

“Thank you.” Minos sighed, seemed to deflate. “Thank you.”

Shadows danced across the panes of the French doors leading to the terrace. Stanford’s men had arrived and would be needing their orders.

“If there isn’t anything else…”

Minos pushed out of his seat. Biting his bottom lip, he swayed for a moment then shuffled to the door. “No. Nothing else.”

He flattened against the door and eased into the garden while Stanford’s men stomped inside. Six of them, in Abaddon green uniforms, filed behind the group leader. The door clicked shut.

Tino, a man so thick with muscles his head seemed to melt into his body, stared with black button eyes. “Your orders, boss?”

Stanford rolled up his map. “Gear up and prepare to move out. Today, we attack.”

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Friday Funny

My mother sent this to me.

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence,

Thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which

The little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss

God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know shit?”

And then she went back to reading her book.

Funny yet disturbing:D

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And you thought your coworkers were bad

We had a new guy start a few days ago. He was in the gas room right under my lab.

Cute, but not for me. His brother showed up outside the lab door on the second floor the next day.Diamondback Rattlesnake 8-19-13He was just a baby diamondback rattlesnake:D And no, I did not want to pet him.

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