Friday Funny—Extreme Rednecks

You’re An EXTREME Redneck When  . . . . . 
You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 
The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 
You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 
You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night. 
You wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean.
Someone in your family died right after saying ‘Hey, guys, watch this’.
 
You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 
A ceiling fan once ruined your wife’s  hairdo. 
Your junior prom offered day care. 
You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are ‘Gentlemen, start your engines’. 
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 
The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
One of your kids was born on a pool table. 
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. 
You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it. 
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
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Cover Reveal—Here is the beautiful cover of my Halloween Historical coming Monday

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26 years in the making

Here is my Christmas stocking, finally finished after 26 years. I did make my 3 children and husband cross-stitched stockings during that time. As well as a slew of other handmade gifts including large cloth bags full of clothes and purses for my daughter. But this time, this was for me.

This is where I started way back in February:

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March:

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April-June:

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And finally finished:

 

It even has my name on it:D
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Friday Funny—The Amazing Human Body

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.

The average man’s penis is two times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

           Women  will be finished reading this by now.

               Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

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Giving up the 4th Amendment

I watch a lot of really obscure programs, documentaries, and reality TV. I’m sure the Netflix algorithm is a bit freaked out when trying to recommend things to me based on past habits.

Why do I do it?

Part of it is because I’m interested in nearly everything. Another part is because you never know where the next book idea is going to come from. For instance, I learned how to poison folks in a shelter by watching an episode of Rocket City Rednecks (one of my favorite shows). They didn’t mean to teach me this fun twist in an upcoming apocalyptic novel. They were building an air scrubber for a submarine:D

But I apply what I learn in unique and fun ways.

Plus, I believe in getting even.

So I look for crazy things to watch. Things where items and built and destroyed, forensic shows, documentaries on ancient life, NOVA and space. Pretty much most reality things that don’t involve voting folks off, people acting petty, mean and stupid (I have my own PMS thank you) or other talent based shows.

Basically anything tech, space, alien, conspiracy, or what-are-they-on kind of things. And for the most part my reading material goes along with it.

So it was with interest that I came across a little documentary called Terms and Conditions. It was about the erosion of privacy in a digital age.

Now I know that the government can find out my reading habits via my library card. After all, a library is part of the government. I’m under no illusions to how many people have access to my personal information via my social security number and my trash. And all the stuff I do on social media is pretty much public. I know that when I start looking for certain things, banner ads about those things appear in the ad space on my computer. I get coupons based on purchased at the grocery store as well as for products like those I’ve already bought.

In a technoworld, privacy is an illusion.

Now, don’t get me wrong I value my privacy. I know that just my search history alone could get me into serious trouble with Homeland Security. After all, in order to create a believable fictional apocalypse, I like to have facts. Lots of facts.

I also need to know how Victorian women cleaned their floors. What goes into turn of the 20th century furniture polish. When the Coast Guard was established in Mackinac Island.

In other words, I need to find the Devil and put him in the details.

So what does this have to do with the 4th Amendment?

This is the 4th Admendment: The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

You see when you click that you agree to the terms and conditions to use anything from Google to WordPress, to your cellphone, you are in effect waiving your 4th amendment rights. Apparently, your rights aren’t yours when a 3rd party is involved. And no warrant is needed for the government to get access to them.

In fact most of the service providers state that in their terms of service and they don’t have to let you know someone’s been poking around in your cyberbackyard.

And this isn’t just in the US. I think there was 1 country that protected the user’s privacy. 1. Any safeguards to user’s privacy was abandoned after September 11, 2011. Now the government considers it their right to see what you’re doing and any attempts to subvert it, makes a body suspect.

I’m sure other governments feel the same way.

As the saying goes, you’re not paranoid if someone is watching:D

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Bathed in Blood—Chapter Five

Chapter 5

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Serendipity Tahoma stiffened in Harlan’s embrace. Sera glanced, over the heads of the dozen security operatives, at the Mayor of Tricity. Had she heard correctly? “You’ve found a body that’s been eaten?”

Mayor Scott rubbed his mushroom-shaped nose. “Not me. A pig farmer on the outskirts of town.”

Grid marks divided up the screen of the mayor’s handheld. A red star flashed in the center of the map.

Officer Thackery hustled across the control room of the Tricity Security Forces. “I’ll take that, Mr. Mayor.”

Mayor Scott held it out of reach. “The Raider will, son.”

Static burped on the screen at the front of the rectangular room.  The men and women inside ignored it, focusing instead on the biplay between the mayor and Thackery.

Sera held her breath. Was she a horrible person because she wanted someone to be eaten?

Harlan tightened his embrace. He nuzzled her neck before whispering, “Gotta drag air into your lungs sooner rather than later, Peaches.”

Peaches. He knew better than to use that endearment while they were at work. It was bad enough that male Outlander officers only accepted her because she wore Harlan’s gold. Thankfully, those she’d bested during training had learned to respect her. She jabbed Harlan in the gut and filled her lungs. “Behave yourself, Harry.”

He winked then released her. “Mayfair, activate a team.”

The blond security officer scuttled out from behind the server near the front screen. “Just one?”

“Just the one.” Harlan skimmed his finger across her spine as he headed to the back of the room. “Corpses don’t usually got much fight in ’em.”

Red spotted Mayfair’s cheeks. “But the ‘Viders…”

Sera hustled after Harlan. No way would she be left out of this, not when they were finally on the verge of finding irrefutable proof that the cannibal horde had survived and was eating its way here.

Harlan paused near the last row of desks and waited for her. Furrows appeared in his forehead. “Ain’t likely to be ‘Viders about. Once they’re done butchering the carcass, they move on.”

The hair on the back of Sera’s neck stood on end. She hated when he went all iceman on her. He talked about hacking up a person, a human being, in the same tone he discussed the weather. “Both you and Nattie said the ‘Viders leave the bodies to the elements.”

“Yeah.” Harlan kept his arms loose as they walked side-by-side toward the mayor. “Food doesn’t deserve burying.”

Mayor Scott relinquished the handheld then folded his arms over his burly chest. “But this body was thrown to the pigs as if to dispose of it, to hide it.”

Harlan paused in front of an active console. “‘Viders ain’t likely to care about anyone finding their handiwork. Most want it to be found. Heard tell, that fear makes the meat sweeter.”

“God.” Reaching around Harlan, Sera intercepted the handheld and inserted it into the docking station of the desk. “Next thing they’ll be publishing a book on improving the flavor of their food.”

“Nah, most ‘Viders don’t read.” Standing to the side, Harlan stared at the screen.

Images waded through the static. Rectangular and square buildings lined narrow streets. Dust devils skipped from the road onto the cracked sidewalks. Nothing stirred in the town.

Mayor Scott scratched his bald head. “Looks like the warning siren is still sounding.”

At the front of the room, Mayfair looked up from the tablet computer jacked directly into the server. “The solar flare has passed. Not that the EMP should have stopped us from receiving the satellite’s signal in the first place. I know I buffered the damn thing.”

“No one is blaming you for the satellites being down.” An ache pulsed at the base of Sera’s skull. He’d been repeating the same thing since the interference first started two hours ago. She plugged the relay into the handheld, connecting it with the workstation. Lately, the low tech ways had proved more reliable.

Harlan set his hand over hers.

Her finger hovered above the LED button that would transmit the handheld information to the screen and glanced at the satellite image. What did Harlan see?

His eyes narrowed. “Is there any way to keep our people on patrol during the flares?”

Thackery snorted. “Not if they ever want healthy offspring.”

Sera’s leg twitched. She resisted kicking him in the shins. She and Harlan already struggled to convince people the ‘Vider threat was real. They didn’t need mockery in the ranks.

Harlan drummed his fingers on the desk.

How he had the patience in the face of such stupidity, she’d never know. “What do you see?”

His lips twitched and his blue eyes cut to her. “I see a town blind to any incoming threat and no one standing guard to give warning. Ten ‘Viders could take that village while everyone hid inside.”

Sera bumped her hip against his. Small wonder that she loved him. His thoughts were diabolically brilliant. She sent a query to Dark Hope’s research team, asking for a solution.

Thackery shook his head. His freckles stood out against his pale skin. “The radiation levels are lethal. There’s practically no magnetic shielding in that part. It’s why the vegetation is dying.”

“Radiation kills slowly. An axe doesn’t.” Harlan scratched the leaf-tattoos climbing his neck.

“But ten ‘Viders?” Thackery frowned at the screen. “There’s over a thousand people in that town. Surely—”

Harlan arched a black eyebrow. “You kill the right folks, and the rest will meekly obey, if just to live another day.”

Scott sighed. “Think of it this way. You get rid of Westminster, Sera, me and two others, and there ain’t nobody in position to prepare for the ‘Viders arrival.”

A chill washed down Sera’s spine. With Dark Hope’s ruling council disbanded because of corruption, no one would be able to make a decision to act. With that kind of pressure, she wouldn’t be surprised if all the carbon in her body didn’t change into diamonds. “I’ve sent a request for personal protection against the radiation. If we’re to meet the ‘Viders on the battlefield, we should have armor to protect us as much as possible.”

Harlan nodded. His fingers caressed the inside of her wrist before he pulled back.

Sera’s heart fluttered. He knew what that did to her, yet he touched her like that in the control room of all places. She owed him one. She stabbed the LED button on the work station.

The screen in the front of the room blanked. A second later, a map of Abaddon stared back at them. Hashmarks marked the Mag-Lev tracks. Green rectangles replaced the patches that used to be farms. Red ones indicated green houses still under construction. Along the blue line denoting the river, orange boxes stood for new schools while purple and brown boxes designated public buildings and community housing. Dashes outlined the center of the city where the crumbling security wall once stood. Beyond the improved zones, a red star noted the corpse’s location.

Harlan clasped his hands behind his back. “Overlay satellite imaging.”

Mayfair ducked behind the server. “I’m bringing up imaging now.”

The screen fuzzed out then the resolution sharpened. Metal rooftops glinted in the afternoon sunshine. People strolled along the streets. Workers in red uniforms paved outlying roads with solar panels. Others supervised the pouring of concrete into wall forms. Children played on the playground. Their ant-like bodies darted around the canopies shading their swing sets and other equipment.

Harlan pinched his bottom lip. “Zero in on the crime scene.”

Sera circled a four block radius around the area. The images blossomed on the screen. She knew what he was looking for. Tapping the tool bar, she activated a red pen and drew a line connecting the foothills to the body’s location. “They could have brought it to the pens from this direction.”

“Bodies are heavy.” He cocked his head. “And they’d had to walk by these homes.” He highlighted the double row of shacks with X’s. “Someone would have seen something.”

Scott set his hands on his hips. “What are you saying? That this ain’t a ‘Vider kill?”

“Ain’t likely to be.” Harlan fingered the scars on his neck, hidden under his tattoos.

Sera’s shoulders bowed. No proof of ‘Viders. Oh, Harry…

A security officer sniggered. “‘Vider pigs. Does that make us cannibals when we eat them?”

The trio around the officer giggled.

Sera gripped the desktop so tight, her knuckles flashed white. “Do you think this is a joke?”

The giggling group sobered. Each studied their workstation.

Harlan tugged on the back of her tunic. “We’ll check it out, but I doubt we’ll find proof of ‘Viders.”

Scott ran his hand along his bald scalp. He winced when he encountered the pink scar tissue on his black skin. “We need it to be ‘Viders. I’m already takin’ flack every time I mention ’em. Folks who’ve spent the years secure in the cities got no notion of the way of things in the Outlands. No notion atall.”

Sera stiffened. That wasn’t fair. She knew what was out there. She unplugged the handheld and returned it to the mayor. “Some of us believe in the mission.” Unfortunately, they were in the minority. “Between the solar flares, radiation exposure that’s killing crops, corruption in Dark Hope’s government, and assimilating everyone into society, people have enough problems.”

Scott tucked the computer into his pocket. “They should be thankful they haven’t encountered the ‘Viders, not mocking.”

His black eyes stuck on Harlan.

He flashed his palms. “Been there, done that, got the tats to prove it. Folks’ll believe when they’re good and ready. And afore you ask, I ain’t doing any more public speaking.”

Sera clamped her lips together. He’d been heckled in Abaddon’s opera house when he’d presented his case for the ‘Vider horde’s existence. She’d wanted to lock the jerks inside and set the place afire as soon as Harlan had finished his speech. “They should at least be informed.”

“Most folks ain’t a lot of help in a fight anyway.” Harlan splayed his hands across the small of her back and pushed her toward the side exit. “We’ll focus on those who can fight and train the rest to round up everybody and hide ’em when the ‘Viders attack.”

Sera plucked the handheld from Thackery’s hand as she passed. The red star blinked the body’s location. “So what are the signs of a ‘Vider feeding frenzy?”

“Depends on the ‘Vider. Each likes to leave their own mark. After a while, you get to know ’em by the cuts against the bone.” Harlan nodded to the mayor when they passed him. “Mayfair, you’re in charge. Thackery, you’re with us.”

Scott frowned. “I still want it to be ‘Viders.”

Harlan’s fingers spasmed on her back.

Sera caught her breath. He was worried. Why? What had he seen that he hadn’t shared?

He opened the door and pushed her into the secure underground garage. “Nah, Scott, you really don’t. If it’s the horde, then they’re gonna eat us alive.”

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Friday Funny—Abbott and Costello on Unemployment

Sometimes it’s best to laugh at the things we don’t understand.

COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America.
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> ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 9%.
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> COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?
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> ABBOTT: No, that’s 16%.
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> COSTELLO: You just said 9%.
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> ABBOTT: 9% Unemployed.
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> COSTELLO: Right 9% out of work.
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> ABBOTT: No, that’s 16%.
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> COSTELLO: Okay, so it’s 16% unemployed.
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> ABBOTT: No, that’s 9%…
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> COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 9% or 16%?
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> ABBOTT: 9% are unemployed. 16% are out of work.
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> COSTELLO: IF you are out of work you are unemployed.
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> ABBOTT: No, you can’t count the “Out of Work” as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed.
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> COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!!
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> ABBOTT: No, you miss my point.
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> COSTELLO: What point?
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> ABBOTT: Someone who doesn’t look for work, can’t be counted with those who look for work. It wouldn’t be fair.
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> COSTELLO: To whom?
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> ABBOTT: The unemployed.
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> COSTELLO: But they are ALL out of work.
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> ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work. Those who are out of work stopped looking. They gave up. And, if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.
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> COSTELLO: So if you’re off the unemployment roles, that would count as less unemployment?
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> ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!
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> COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don’t look for work?
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> ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That’s how you get to 9%. Otherwise it would be 16%. You don’t want to read about 16% unemployment, do ya?
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> COSTELLO: That would be frightening.
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> ABBOTT: Absolutely.
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> COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means there are two ways to bring down the unemployment number?
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> ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.
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> COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?
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> ABBOTT: Correct.
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> COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?
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> ABBOTT: Bingo.
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> COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to just stop looking for work.
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> ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like an economist.
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> COSTELLO: I don’t even know what the hell I just said!
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> ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like a politician.

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Funny on Wednesday—Home Schooling

Since there was no Friday Funny last Friday, I’m posting one now. Never fear, it will also return this Friday.

Enjoy!

SEE , I  told you.
Most of our generation were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways.
1.  My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside.  I just finished cleaning.”
2.  My mother taught me RELIGION.
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
3.  My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
4.  My father taught me LOGIC.
“Because I said so, that’s why.”
5.  My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,
you’re not going to the store with me.”
6.  My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
7.  My father taught me IRONY.
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
8.  My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
9.  My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
10.  My mother taught me about STAMINA.
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
11.  My mother taught me about WEATHER.
“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
12.  My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times.  Don’t exaggerate!”
13.  My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out …”
14.  My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
“Stop acting like your father!”
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t
have wonderful parents like you do.”
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
“Just wait until we get home.”
17.  My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
“You are going to get it from your father when you get home!”
18.  My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”
19.  My mother taught me ESP.
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”
20.  My father taught me HUMOUR.
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
21.  My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
22.  My mother taught me GENETICS.
“You’re just like your father.”
23.  My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
“Shut that door behind you.  Do you think you were born in a barn?”
24.  My mother taught me WISDOM.
“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.
25.  My father taught me about JUSTICE.
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”
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Bathed in Blood—Chapter 4

Chapter 4

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Reign Czekalski raised the field glasses to his eyes and focused on the dust plume in the valley below. Here and there, gray-green bushes dotted the carpet of brown. A hairless javelina collapsed by a ribbon of water in a muddy wash. Rocks and pebbles dug into his chest through his shirt. Holes appeared in the fabric woven from human hair.

Woven by his wife before she’d left him.

For a moment, Reign struggled to breathe. Her loss crept upon him like the cunningest of ‘Viders, even after all these years. Blinking the sting from his eyes, he focused on the newcomers.

Four men on black horses galloped toward the low hill where Reign kept watch. The Dark Hope Security emblem glowed like bleached bones on their right breast pocket. Dust clung to their blue uniforms. Behind the four riders, two pale horses pulled a wagon loaded with a dozen men and women. Two more security men guarded the rear.

Reign checked the hazy dust trail.

No one followed the party.

Good. He lowered the field glasses, carefully stowing them in the leather case. “Looks like they got everyone.”

Pat O’Brien, Reign’s second-in-command, shifted into the net of shadows created by the dead bush on his right. Brittle twigs snapped off in the warm breeze and stuck in his brown hair. “You know, our scouts report that Dark Hope is changing their security uniforms to black to match the Tricity ones.”

“You don’t say?” Reaching into the human skin pouch at his waist, Reign tugged out a strip of goat jerky. Clamping his teeth on the piece, he tore off a chunk. Strings of dried meat fluttered from the jagged edge. His stomach bucked at the foul taste. The Head Provider wasn’t meant to eat unclean animals, not when such sweet morsels abounded. He spat it out and chucked the rest under a bush,

O’Brien flushed until his sunburned nose blended with the rest of his red face. Black tattoos flared along his soft jaw line like permanent stubble. “Those uniforms won’t be worth anything in a couple of weeks.”

“They’re not worth much now.” Reign tugged a mirror out of the pouch containing his jerky and held it toward the hill on his right. Sunlight caught the surface and sent three bursts of light toward his men concealed in the bushes. He repeated the signal for his men on the left. “Except as an appetizer.”

“Fresh meat tonight.” Licking his cracked lips, O’Brien notched an arrow and aimed it toward the crowd. “It’s a shame we can’t pen the rest. Make the celebration last for a few more days.”

“You know the rules.” Reign swept his finger over the chipped enameled backing of the mirror. The jagged hinge cut a red line onto his pad. Tossing aside the jerky, he licked off the blood. His mouth watered at the thought of more to come. Lots more.

O’Brien shrugged. “Doesn’t seem sporting this way. Most will die before they even know what hit them.”

Reign set his hand on his second-in-command’s notched arrow. “Then use the axe, and we’ll finish them off the old-fashioned way.”

The way they’d hunted before prey stopped wandering into the village, before they’d been forced on a death march northward, before word of a Raider who hunted ‘Viders reached them. Reign’s father had nearly consigned the Great Spanner’s Chosen ones to extinction.

Fortunately, Reign had surfaced above the morass of his grief in time to save the ‘Viders. He pulled out his axe, tested the sharpness of his blade on his thumb.

“Now you’re talkin’.” O’Brien quickly secured his bow and arrow, then pulled his machete.

In the valley, the horsemen trotted closer. A hundred yards ahead, closely packed large boulders would prevent the prey from escaping the ambush.

Reign rolled his shoulders and waited. Five minutes, maybe six, then they would attack.

“Aren’t you afraid some of them will escape?”

“Our kin will pick off any that try to run.” Reign hoped his men shot out a leg. His blood hummed with the promise of a least a semblance of a hunt. “The missing won’t be traced to us. I’m certain there are plenty of villagers who will swear that Dark Hope carried them away.”

O’Brien nodded. “Isn’t your Tribute’s brother among the security team?”

“Yep.”

Disapproval weighted the corners of O’Brien’s mouth. “Won’t she wonder when he doesn’t return?”

“She’ll probably go looking for him.” At least, Reign hoped she would. Three months with that harpy in his bed was three months too long.

O’Brien cocked an eyebrow. “We hunt those who try to leave, say they went to Dark Hope, and never returned.”

“I know.” The plan placed his men on the winning side. Dark Hope was blamed, and his men ate a ration of fresh meat.

“Do you plan to rescind those orders?”

“Nope.” Reign smiled. He might have a meal without indigestion for the first time in three months. “She’s served her purpose. She convinced her people to let us in. She’s been invaluable at insisting Dark Hope is the source of all their woes. Now she must go. We have one more village to conquer before reaching the train station. One more group to win over. I’ll need to be single for that.”

“We also have disposable fighters to recruit.” O’Brien grunted. “You should pick a mate in the next village, have children. You are the last of your bloodline.”

“I had a mate. I had children.” Reign rolled his shoulders. They always tightened at the thought of the past. “Losing them made me crazy. I can’t afford to be crazy. Not when we are so close to reaping the harvest of our restraint.”

And he would never risk so much again. He’d promised his father, the former Head Provider, that Reign would bring the Chosen back from the brink of extinction. He would keep that promise.

He owed his people. They had supported him when he had lost everything.

In the valley below, the wagon reached the boulder-lined area. A volley of arrows arched through the air. Red fletching winked in the bright sunshine. A second salvo answered from the hill across the canyon. Men shouted from the backs of horses. Two were cut short as arrows sank into their chests.

One man dug his heels into his horse’s flanks. Two arrows chased him before burying deep in his back. The men and women in the wagon bailed over the side. They scattered in all directions. The fools thought they could flee the kill zone.

Reign rose to his feet.

O’Brien stood up next to him. “Perhaps, you’ll change your mind once we reach Dark Hope and have access to all that clean meat.”

He would never change his mind. He’d vowed to his wife, he’d only have one. He kept his word as a ‘Vider; he could do no less as the Head Provider. But his people didn’t need to know that. Not now.

Another barrage of arrows rained into the canyon. This time the hits lamed the victims but didn’t kill them.

Raising his axe, Reign charged down the hill. Soon, he would take out the Raider, then all would bow to him. But today, he needed scalps to patch his shirt.

Today was a good day to hunt.

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Fall Into Romance Blog Hop

Blog Hop Button.3Happy Friday everyone and welcome to the Fall into Romance Blog Hop. I’m giving away a free copy of either Hearts in Barbed Wire or  Entanglements to two folks who leave a comment,  so be sure to enter.

A hundred years ago, The Great War, or World War 1 started. Since I am a history buff, I wanted to know more about the time period. Since I’m an author, learning more about the time period gave me story ideas;-)

I’m currently working on a novella in the series set during Halloween. Perfect for a Fall into Romance Blog Hop, don’t you think? While the first two books in the series take place not long after the Central Powers (Germany and her allies) invade Belgium, this story takes place on the fictional island of Hope’s Pointe, Michigan, USA.

Why Michigan when the US didn’t enter the war on the side of the allies until 1917? You see my grandmother and great-grandmother are of German stock and I wanted to tell something of their experiences during this time as well as learn why both rarely mentioned their German heritage.

As fate, God, and the story-fairy would have it, my aunt came to visit and told an interesting story about my grandparents. It seems they had broken up because of family plans for my grandfather but had met again at a dance and decided to marry despite objections. They were married over sixty years before my grandfather died.

Now that’s an inspiration for romance.

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To enter into the drawing for a free copy of either book below, answer this question: Do you know of a real life story that is romantic, and would you share it?

That’s it.  You can return to the blog hop: www.hopswithheart.blogspot.com or you can read about the stories up for grabs.

Hearts in Barbed Wire:
20140311-091422.jpgA solder trapped behind enemy lines

A nurse risks everything to save him

As the Kaiser’s Army steamrolls across their country, they’ll make a desperate bid for freedom. War will bring them together; duty will drive them apart. Can they escape the promises binding them to their past or will they leave their hearts tangled in barbed wire?

 

 

Entanglements:

book2 -draftl copy-1Captain Rune Lambert knows better than to trust a woman. He spends his days making the right connections to further his military career until he meets one woman who will tempt him like no other.

Laila Vigdis finds the perfect man in Captain Lambert only to watch her beautiful sister steal him away. And Rune doesn’t object.

When war erupts, Laila’s family side with the enemy. Caught in a tangle of treason and intrigue, she’s fighting for her life. Will Rune be her savior or executioner?

 

 

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